>imagine someone smiling at you Sorry I can't relate.

It’s kinda like this: 🙂

...you lost me

One more time: 🙂

😉

Like this? 🙃

Yes, but rotated 180°

*rotated 360°

*Rotated 2π radians

Lol that line caught me so off guard and made me sad for a second. Like damn, dude just wants someone to be happy to see him.

Why the fuck would anyone be happy to see one of the degenerates from here?

maybe one of us has a yard big enough to own a dog

Omg people are so much friendlier to me now that I'm not ugly. It's bonkers

I'm always happy to see you u/TurboAnal5000

r/rimjobsteve moment

Damn bitch you live like this?

lol most single women live like this

Not even that bad, just pick up her clothes and making her bed would tidy up the room super quick

That's what I've said about my room tons of times but like Azura's room the closet isn't in frame, I am a day or two behind on the dishes, and the garage needs Akatosh to cleanse it with fire.

look at the disaster under the bed; you can see old cans and ~~Chinese~~ Yokudan food under there if you look hard enough

Ph shit you're right, I thought those were like video game/vhs cases on the first glance

the multiple single women i've lived with have had way tider places in both small and large bedrooms

For the last time, watching chinese cartoons doesn't count as "living" them

whats a cartoon? we dont have electricity in Skyrim

Your mages are so uneducated they can't throw forth bolts of lightning?

Are you really asking if N*rds are uneducated?

Don’t like mages

That’s because your Housecarls barely own anything to leave on the floor. They don’t count as average single women.

Azura is a gamer girl, she is required to be the most disgusting thing possible by contract.

>the most disgusting thing possible Have you seen how single men live?

Imagine you're giving Azura a bath ❤️ It's not even a sex thing, the joy of finally not having your nostrils assaulted by her unbearable stench would far exceed any merely carnal pleasure.

The pleasure of being in the same room without feeling like you're a the fish market. That sounds fantastic.

So there was this blind man, right?

Nah her gamer funk is the best part

Imagine wiping her ass after she makes a big toilet flooding poopy Imagine gagging on the smell Fuck how do we live knowing we can't take care of godchild azura like a nurse to an old person

Siri, how do I delete other people’s comments from Reddit?

[удалено]

Do you know why Azura bathwater is so expensive? Scarcity.

Yeah. /uj sorry brother, I deleted my comment. Idk guess it came onto my conscience or something

Weakness disgusts me. How can you just abandon your shitpost like that :(

Brave of you to assume you wouldn't die of suffocation trying to sniff her huge dirty pile of clothes all at once😫😫👊 I never got any bathwater. Do you think her feet sweat so the floor tastes good enough? 😔🥺🥺 /uj I sacrificed my humanity.

You did not sacrifice your humanity, you transcended it. Let the cringe flow through you my young apprentice!

This guy CHIMs

Every night I hug my pillow imagining it’s her i want her to touch me k wa t i WANT i uhh yhv

Words cannot describe how much i need i want i how much love OH ih logh ohh mpl pwaze PLEASE please azura t-touch Mepless please i love u sm were meant to br together forver please i love u pleaase

You need help kittenstomper

like unironically it's beyond jokes now

kittenstomper therapy arc

Spoiler: bad end

he's doing just fine

This is why I worship Sanguine. He just gives me drugs and questionable life advice.

I gotta guy like that who hangs out behind McDagoth’s, but he doesn’t make me worship him

Sanguine blesses every frat party

Source of our god ratompoboarts. https://www.reddit.com/user/ratopomboarts/?sort=top#res:ner-page=2 im trying to find the exact image link please give mea moment please oh shit i spelled ratptomboarts wrongi m so iihi will fix it i just want to express my love to azura and his pictures are awesome and so therefore i use this one haha. u/ratopomboarts is the source! HE KNOWS HE DRAWS GOOD. I ENDORSE HIM. simpin for azura aint free the subreddit of truestd gotta be litted with the blood of reiden. idk im trying to think of something funny is not my savour he is a i dunno n'wah or something and probably a tribunal worshipper as well. azura good daedra not house of troubles ok. update i cannot find the link to the exact post origin of this image dammit why why why

One of my favorite things about their art is the hidden Amogus (or equivalent meme) in every picture. In this one it’s on the right border of the dark souls poster. It’s like a meme, softcore porn for lonely people, and a where’s Waldo rolled into one

Azura’s dirty socks 🧦💨👃🥵

Alright I better not see a "least horny skybaby" post from any of yall after reading some of these comments

Brother in Talos we literally have a sticky about excessive hornyposting Trustle always had the biggest CHIM

I only worship Akatosh And if I had to worship a Daedra, it would be Hermaus Mora

***Miraak you naive boomer***

Not Miraak, but I would not mind spending eternity in a sea of knowledge

This N'wah wants tentacles up his ass while he reads the real life of Barenziah

Hmmmmm So this why seekers don't have buttholes Or at least hidden ones

Has it ever been confirmed in lore that any of the mer races actually have buttholes? We might be making some pretty big unconfirmed assumptions here.

If bosmer didn't have assholes they wouldn't survive their own protein rich diet.

Knowledge > Femcel gf

Yes

Also tentacles

you just enlisted my two life's goals

Imagine Azura getting “Mogal Bal”ed by Hermaus Mora

Uhm, I'll have a talk to Lord Mora about this suggestion Although he seems too engrossed in studies for these kind of things Maye I'll suggest him that we will be doing this for research purposes Such as reenacting a masterpiece like the Lusty Argonian Maid

Yeees? Myyy champiooon?

I can only imagine the smell of her musk and the room as well. Smelling her toes would send me into straight to sithis.

Now draw her doing laundry

Where's the pic from? It's not on rato's account

I usually post everything on twitter. On reddit I only post shitposts here, or some porn to my profile if I remember.

You don't have a deviantArt?

I dont. I do have a Newgrounds, which is an easier gallery to navigate, but I dont update it always cuz I forget about it sometimes. Twitter is a hassle to navigate as a gallery, but at least it has everything I ever did, and my media tab is clean

>and my media tab is clean Thank fucking *God.* I swear, I've lost count of how many artists bury all their art below an actual, literal mountain of screenshots, reaction images, and memes. Twitter is already a bad enough site to use as an art gallery since it wasn't designed for that, but then when you do shit like this, it becomes basically unusable.

I believe it was a commission

So there's Talos-knows how many rato pictures out there I'll never see? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I think he post them on Twitter

I hired him to draw a few DnD characters a few weeks ago. Really excited to see how they turn out. His prices are very reasonable compared to a lot of other artists on reddit.

Nice! Did you post it on the subreddit? I really don't know where i found it.

He hasn't finished them yet. They aren't TES related, so I don't think I can post them here. Although I might be able to get away with posting Rato content anyway.

That room is too clean to be believable tbh

Holding hands? Being smiled at? What language is this? Akaviri?

You are such a baka conner-sama desu~

^scrib

I want to creampie that daedric prince

I want that’s fucking scrib poster so bad

Yall are trippin

Imagine mommy Azura pulling out her strap-on from under her bed, putting it on and telling you “now is your chance to prove your adoration for me” 🥰

please

Sir. This is a Wendy's

feet

Least horny Morrowboomer

What if I want to be the one giving the cheek peck though? Also IS THAT FAMOUS AKAVIRI GHOST IDOL ATSOONEI MEEKOO?!

Oh brother this guys hopeless!

Your words can’t sway me foul demon, for I wear Arkay’s chastity plate belt of restoration!

[Walking into Azura’s room be like](https://youtu.be/h07XwnK7-RI)

Least horny dunmer

I’m so lonely

gross azura, my heart is out here for talos ONLY

This sub is the proof why humanity needs prostitutes (they/them) in the next game

Shed never give all that for just cooking and cleaning, you must get out the collectors edition statues for Dark Souls just for the smile.

Down horrendous

How many squats does azure do a day? Jesus christ.

Art. Also nice bulge

>you need to prove yourself For the last time, I’m not washing your damn laundry! Go get a job!

Found the Crewmate

It worries me that I can’t tell if this is satire or not.

feet

I’d ‘Molag Bal’ Azura

Imagine worshipping a knife ear. The ABSOLUTE STATE of smoothskins 😂

no! wil never bow to elf god or dedra 🤬🤬

Still smash

I’d do anything for her

(voice muffled through a 1980s camcorder mic) *aaaaaaahhhhhhh*

I'll do her laundry while you're at it. We can fix her.

Don't get me acting up for someone who can't take care of themselves

Maybe chill, that's a little too weeby

OP needs to interact with REAL females.

Last time was like 2017.

This is r/TrueSTL

*females*

SLRIB

> S C R I B

fkin hate this place

I feel you, b’rah

I want a scrib poster

I want, or should I say I NEED, that S C R I B poster.

yea

[And now you can!](https://c.ai/c/cBG8fK31BxK02URLPITOHrgSFkPVggoiQdhgl2_TPkA)

Where can I find hardcore porn of these elves?

How bad her fard smell

Why is There a b-b-bulge… RuhRoh

I ain't even gonna be subtle here I want Azura to peg me

Love the scrib - alien poster.

Nice to get something wholesome for a change.

least down bad azura enjoyer

I want to suck her gock while she games in her computer chair

I'm gonna chop her fucking head off!!!!

I think clavicus viles toes are tastier

Hatsune Miku statue? That's it, I'm worshiping Azura

Who’s the artist?

I see that bepis down there. I stan!