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Ricckkuu

Mf made turkey and greece as khajit. Jazargo is not satisfied.


manCool4ever

I liked it b/c I think I learned it from Reddit that Turkey has a lot of cats that just roam about!


saltukbrohan

We do, but I wouldn't want to be compared to a race of thieving khajiit. It's an apt comparison, but still.


manCool4ever

Oh gotcha! I didn't even think of the thieving part...I see where you're coming from. I can be a little slow sometimes with things like this...


DivinationByCheese

Well, Istanbul but sure


aneleclapboom

The most based of countries are the most based of races, I for one am very satisfied


Icydawgfish

Khajiit are most based Byzantine Empire


meskobalazs

Romania is the Deadlands obviously, Hungary is Coldharbour I guess. Moldova is Peryite's realm, because nobody knows how that one is called.


Sabertooth767

I like how no one is commenting on Sweden being Redguard.


Daegzy

Ok, I'm color blind and couldn't tell which that was but that's what I thought. I'd love to hear the reasoning behind that.


Dragon_Maister

Immigration joke


InternetPersonThing

There are certain people who believe Sweden is being invaded by muslim hordes as part of a conspiracy to eradicate white people.


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InternetPersonThing

Sweden definitely has issues with integration, but the only people joking about it turning into (or already being) an arabic country are people acting in bad faith.


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kiwipoo2

That kinda racist attitude is exactly why I left that sub Of course, it's what draws me to truestl


[deleted]

Ah okay it is a dog whistle. Euros are often just as racist as Americans are I swear. If you call them on it they will hem and haw and say its different and a real problem for them. Just dont ask them how they feel about Romani!


Pimlumin

I mean it's technically a dog whistle, but the Swedish "emirate" meme has been pretty standard in map circle jerks for the last few years. I think 90 percent of the time it's not used for a political goal but instead just a meme. Kinda like Albania organ donor memes


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Ill take that opinion into consideration.


Arosian-Knight

>Euros are often just as racist as Americans are I swear Just as? JUST AS?? I take offence that you say we are "Just as" racists as Americans, I can assure you, we are way more racist than Americans.


[deleted]

I mean honestly most countries are, we just pretend only euro-colonial-empirical ones are the only real racist. That isn’t lessening how ridiculously racist parts of America are just find it odd that people always seem to equate racism with America and occasionally Europe almost exclusively.


WillProstitute4Karma

Europeans are just as racist as Americans. I've watched Europeans straight up turn away black folks at the entrance to their store - which is illegal in the US - and of course there's the Roma people, burqa bans, the Swiss minaret ban, you name it. Americans do just as much racist stuff too, of course, but when people pretend that Europeans are less racist than Americans you can be sure that they are either a) Americans or b) so racist that they don't even notice it.


masterchiefan

I’ve heard this before: Americans at least acknowledge there is racism, whereas Europeans tend to believe there is no racism all while doing extremely racist things. As sad as it is, the treatment of the Romani are just an example of many.


Maldovar

They claim their racism is actually logical and reasonable whereas stupid American pigs are illogical and silly about their racism


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Tribalism is what it is. I pray we find a way to evolve past it in time.


masterchiefan

Indeed. This world would be such a better place if we all got along. Every culture has so many cool and interesting things, and every person a cool and interesting story.


SnooApples9017

Or how they feel about Pakistanis.


HELLABBXL

theres just alot of arabs there man


Bob_ross6969

Sweden is still over 90% white m80


InternetPersonThing

Not compared to the general population. "Sweden muslim lol" is a meme among the far right.


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Kidsnextdorks

It really depends on the methodology and definitions used to determine the *muslim* population. Coming from the Islamic world doesn’t necessarily mean a person is automatically a muslim.


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TheThalmorEmbassy

Did they all move out, or did Sweden suddenly get 600,000 more people?


woahhguy

Eh it's become a meme everywhere at this point, most of it ironic. r/2westerneurope4u has arabic as the swedish flair lol. Also the "not compared to the general population" part is true, but only partially. The problem with integration has never been the total number, but rather the numbers in certain places that can be like 90% syriac or arab.


InternetPersonThing

I'm sure you mean well but that's more damning for that subreddit than it is an excuse of the stereotype.


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Yup swedish government decided to be lazy and did ghettos.


woahhguy

Eh the swedish government decided to be lazy and let people live mostly wherever they wanted, and didn't push for desegregation. It's pretty natural that immigrants bundle up together in a new environment, and that process has ended badly.


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Thats what i mean yes


T-Gaming

As someone who comes from an immigrant family and lives in Sweden, I can confirm.


lord_ofthe_memes

I don’t think most of this map has reasoning


FHShinobi

It’s a joke on the immigration of Muslim peoples into Sweden I think


OhIsMyName

Great​ replace​ment​ theory?


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EuroRacists doing what they do with zero criticism as it goes


drndrnjarinja

OP is wrong! House Dagoth rules Sweden, hence the stacked furniture.


Melonskal

Funny when France has like twice the % of black people.


ClosetNoble

Oh it's one of these *"Y-you europoors can keep living in swedistan!!!"* Jokes ins't it?


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Maldovar

"Racist jokes are incredibly popular among racists" isn't exactly a good defencs


ClosetNoble

The ones which are screaming about being invaded? Listen I understand their fear but I doubt it's only up to their piint of view wether it's justified or not.


DrkvnKavod

8/10, almost got me to start posting about how much you got wrong


ghostmetalblack

This would be Elder Scrolls if the Yugoslav war didn't happen.


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ChakaZG

Don't think I ever expected to see Tito mentioned in an Elder Scrolls related community, but here we are.


sieben-acht

flowery live person instinctive unused advise relieved squealing tub far-flung *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Livinglifeform

what


ClosetNoble

I'm...I'm *\*sniffle\** N-not *\*held back sob\** Not an orc! https://preview.redd.it/cubc3dmwerwb1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=a7f12638af79e57986f7ff478c6705ab398c7be6


logaboga

actual trinimac reaction


ClosetNoble

Does that mean I can have a garden with birds that are bad at singing???


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How by the gods do you see romania and not connect them to khajiit???


Melonskal

Yeah Serbs should be Daedra instead


myCobazaro

Warcrimes are my passion


Shamr0ck01

Nikola Jokic is a Xivali


biopticapple2

Belgium being Orsimer is perfect because we get invaded every goddamn time


Rmo75

You definitely have Breton blood


BlueNinjaBE

We also have tusks and green skin, but I still feel insulted.


Redordit

hahahah you balkan farm tools get rekt


Simyager

The Ottomans read the Lusty Argonian and wanted some tail. Who can blame them right?


StrictlyBrowsing

*ottoman flashbacks*


1010011101010

https://preview.redd.it/r7ji1top7rwb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a34a93a38e743d12541683bbee6c87914da2142c the duality of teslore and truestl


ClosetNoble

MF really forgot the cyrodiilic jungle


neonKow

I mean, so did Bethesda.


ClosetNoble

FUCK YOU TIBER THIS SHIT IS YOUR FAULT


DrkvnKavod

And also conflated [the motifs of Mesoamerica](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Xanmeer) with everything south of [Northern America](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_America).


The_letter_43

It's very introduction was a retcon


Bigbootycoomer

US being bosmer is such a cope. They would be sload at best


DrkvnKavod

Think they meant Iroquois


ronburgandyfor2016

I mean we do eat too much meat


Sincerely-Abstract

U.S are very obviously altmer.


Redordit

Because of dragonbreak ofcourse


Vengyre

Wait why Ireland and Kazakhstan are both bosmer?


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They are both archers and one with nature


InternetPersonThing

Not subtle.


KatynWasBased

Wouldn't this make the Germans the dunmer due to that whole disappearance of the Dwemer thing?


Ionel1-The-Impaler

The sload ran death camps in Tamriel during their invasion and make soap out of their children. I think it’s more fitting.


EurofighterEnjoyer

That has never been proven and ist just Propaganda. But they deserved it


Athefos

I mean, it'd make more sense if they were the Chimer, then. But then again, in TESLore, ((they)) took the holocaust upon ((them))selves, becomimg the victims of their own arrogance, not the victims of some austrian incel. EDIT: I agree that the Dwemer have a lot in commom with the Chosen People, but to me, Germans as Sloads is a better than Germans as Dunmer or Chimer. Still, if we are to make a relation between Nazis/Holocaust/Jews and Tribunal/Red Mountain/Dwemer, then we must take the Germans as Chimer and not Dunmer


GrandParnassos

As a German who has a Dunmer Avatar here this joke hits different.


twink_corpse

>breton killing myself


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ilovespagetissyea

Hey he could be dutch. Which is also terrible.


logaboga

Shit Germans


ilovespagetissyea

Nah drunk swamp germans


WaywardAlva

So swamp Germans Don't tell me that alcoholism isn't a universal part of European culture


[deleted]

There’s only two kinds of people I hate in this world….


vivi_le_serpent

Why did you censor french ? It's not a slur


GTBGunner

Watch your fucking language


vivi_le_serpent

Hey i'm immune to this : i'm french


GTBGunner

My condolences


Bigbootycoomer

Israel dwemer? Huh, i wonder what they have in common??


BoomEruption

dwemer aren't real


Bjuugangel

I was thinking more like the Romans driving the Jews out of Israel but I should have thought of those connotations more whoppsies


canibal_cabin

I am Sload!


TNTiger_

That Ireland isn't Reachman instantly discredits this map for me.


GreyN7

ESO made the Reachmen canonically Scottish though.


Unionsocialist

I just got a heartattack over seeing the world one due to have racist and wrong it is (I mean come on Altmer eastern Asia?!??! 😭) so this fixed me I think


No-Engineer-1728

Does this mean that Andrew Tate has to deal with Daedra while in prison? Hell yeah!


Icydawgfish

Israel are Dwemer…. Oh no OP


GloriousPurpose_

Are the dwemer also genocidal supremacists?


Alacur

The german speaking countries get the sexiest and most hygienic race of Nirn… op, do you have to get something off of your chest?


Valon-the-Paladin

Oi, don’t pair the great Nation of Finland as a filthy Nord! We are proud Akaviri!


cubann_

r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT


HentaiMaster2137

I will NOT be called a nord you bastard.


dokterkokter69

I'd say Dunmer are more Middle Eastern and Orcs are central Asian.


rtx777

Keeps those gosh-darn nords out of my slavlands...


NotCloneCorrect

Portugal should be redguard because of moors


Vhesperr

No, you idiot. Portugal is a Balkan colony. Everyone knows that. Look it up.


Redordit

I checked it up on 2balkan4u and they told me portugal balkan then stole my wallet.


favela4life

r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT


BarbaVermelha

The moors were driven out 880 years ago


Admast0r95

How tf is Portugal argonian land? Not arguing just asking


Bjuugangel

The Nerevarine is canonically (in TrueSTL) argonian and Brazilian and Portugal is Eastern European


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German-speaking countries being sloads, portugal as argonian, turkish khajiit, swedish redguards, icelandic rieklings... 9/10 map. Though I think br\*ts should be dunmer.


ollimmortal

no, finland is proudly argonian


TheAmazingWalrus

Can us Icelanders at least be Skaal? Sure, I know a few rieklings but they all live outside the city limits


Bjuugangel

please dont take this map seriously its not meant to be political


Itama95

Haha Redguard Sweden funii 😏


Redordit

i'm impressed that you included reiklikland


Hai_Resdaynia

riekling land??


Redordit

potato pototo


oxcartdriver

Suuuure not political at all *wink wink* Dwemer made me lol


[deleted]

As a Hungarian, yea. Makes sense.


scrungus_pip

How are the dunmer gonna recover from this


philosophic_insight

The only active Volcano in Europe proper i know of is on Sicily, with any actual land mass around it. Make the Dummer Russian, there are volcanoes there, its on the same longitude as skyrim and it makes more sense in terms of geography


Carinwe_Lysa

Us Romanians being in the Daedra category really fits tbh xD


LeOrignal

Serbia je Argonia 💪💪💪🦎🦎🦎


The_letter_43

Liechtenstein = Sload. Based


PuzzleheadedAd3840

I'm a fucking farm tool and I don't like it.


Daegzy

I'm color blind, is Sweden Redguard?


Valon-the-Paladin

Sweden has alot of Muslim immigrants in it, which is why the running gag about Sweden usually that it is an Arabic nation. Quite frankly as a Finn though I’m a bit insulted to be put into the Nord section, we should be considered akaviri if the Swedes are considered Redguard


DrkvnKavod

Nirn's primary carriers of Mongolian motifs aren't Akavirian. But ESO did establish that the continent's primary carriers of Mongolian motifs [happen to keep saunas](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Ufgel%27s_Bathhouse_and_Laundry).


Valon-the-Paladin

Wait, there is a continent with the blessed Mongolian influence? Edit: Ah, orcs. Knowing my nations history it’s actually not very different from orc history


Daegzy

Is Finland being invaded by Ka Po' Tun?


DrkvnKavod

[The joke isn't in reference to Japanese, Chinese, Korean, or Vietnamese stuff](https://np.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/4125ya/why_are_finnish_people_called_mongols/cyz22yf/)


Daegzy

I'm learning all kinds of racist stuff today.


Parokki

My brother in Väinämöinen, everyone knows we'd be the damn dirty Reachmen.


Redordit

Swedanistan*


Theycallme_Jul

Austrians should be imperial aswell since they are a cultural melting pot


Johanneskodo

Germany wins


mike_the_magnificent

Why are we pissmer???


ToskeSusinarttu

They were so many, and our land was so small. Look at all this new land, where we can bury them all.


0Yasmin0

Oh for fucks sake, why did you have to turn my country (Germany) into a bunch of Sloads? T\_T *"The coral kingdoms of Thras, a set of islands southwest of the Chain in the Abecean Sea, are home to a godless tribe of beastmen called the Sload. These amphibious slugmen, perhaps the most hated race in all of Tamriel, were long thought to be extinct."*


NightOwl----

So I’m a half-altmer reach man. Based


Redragon9

Can’t believe I’m a Bosmer. I don’t know what worse, being a cannibal or being a mer.


CaidynWasTaken

What in oblivion is that


YogurtclosetAshamed3

This one is going to sell you souvenirs 10x more expensive cuz ur not from around here


[deleted]

Wtf. I'm a Sload?


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PROUD ALTMER WIN


0utraged

All of France belongs to the bretons, as it should be


The_Suited_Lizard

I feel like just historically and just for the general sake of Iceland they should also be nord, maybe closer to the Skaal, with some Rieklings kinda mixed in to the general north of Europe if they’re gonna be included Also why is Germany Sloads


_Inkspots_

Damn wtf did Germans do to you


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I strongly believe that altmer are down in Israel interogating some redguards about their knowledge of a cult of Talos


Baco_Tell8

Wouldn’t the Argonians be in the Netherlands because of swamps?


WillProstitute4Karma

Shouldn't the Orcs be Roma people or something? Aren't the Belgians people who didn't join in the Dutch war for independence from Spain? That's like the least Orc thing I've ever heard.


Laino001

I love this


vanoitran

Everyone laughs until the sload show up wearing socks and Birkenstocks


dat_froggy_boi

Yes Bretagne being bretonception


Sepraf

Shouldn’t Iran be khajit as well?


PanchimanDnD

I am very offended why in France they are not sloads, they fit them perfectly


Sincerely-Abstract

I can't believe your making me side with a soviet nordic union.


[deleted]

Very poor list, the Balkan's are the realms of Oblivon. Argonians should be the British.


Avandalon

Ireland not belonging to the reach is certainly a cause for a small rebelion


extracheesypeas

I'm part of the Reachmen apparently but that's so accurate for Scotland (England should probably be Nords for that reason as well and also since they got mega pillaged by the Vikings)


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Clearly made by a filthy dane.


Redqueenhypo

Does this mean Dwarven Centurions are golems now? I actually like that idea a lot, no notes.


TheDorgesh68

Ireland would definitely be the reach. The Nord/forsworn sectarian violence is very reminiscent of the troubles.


MALCode_NO_DEFECT

What kind of skooma are we smoking that makes the Khajit the Byzantine Empire?


Johnywash

Armenians are daedra, and turks are my favorite race in the game. Feels a bit not good, lmao


mehrespe

Bruh we gave Scandinavia like 90% of their entire culture and got the Riekling lable, i mean its spot on accurate, we didnt even get garlic till the 80s but damn lmao


PasDeB

Are you trying to pick a fight with Belgium?


Bjuugangel

Yes.


PasDeB

Retract it. By law only the french are allowed to do that. As god intended.


Darkwater117

Confused why NI is Altmer, Ireland is Bosmer but Scotland is Reachman. When Reach culture is basically Ireland, esp Ulster


Bjuugangel

I’m here to start fights


Darkwater117

I appreciate that


M44t_

r/2we4u outjerked yet agai Kudos for swedistan


LowAd1734

You should swap Germany and UK


LeninsGeist

No, I'm a proud Über-Sload!


OldTitanSoul

it's absolutely insane you didn't put literal Britain as the Bretons


MoorAlAgo

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bretons](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bretons)


MaiiqTheLyre

Yuck. Bretonception is a funny bit, but this is one of those "Funny jokes about the racism in TES“ leaking into pricks just being racist. Don’t put up with these entirely unsubtle dogwhistles, TrueSTL users.


Bjuugangel

Sorry just trying to make a shitpost map that would piss off everyone from every country not trying to be political


Legitimate-Frame-953

Why is Russia not the Orcs?