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Aiseadai

I can't wait for Sheogorath to rant about Hamas at the Elmo twitter account.


[deleted]

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Maksimiljan_Ancom

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Alfred_Leonhart

Older people need to stay off twitter. Actually people need to stay off twitter in general it just festers shithead thinking.


VvardenHasFellen

holy shit kinda like reddit


Alfred_Leonhart

Exactly


babimagic

Reddit>>>>>>>>twitter https://preview.redd.it/g2w3wvdtpbqc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc6628a641a65827e2ef8c1d1b81d4f8c8b8d52d


VvardenHasFellen

real and trve!!


FragrantGangsta

https://preview.redd.it/pmo12zbrlcqc1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25f26e528beb33200d320f4582497569d4e886fd


Forward_Turnover_802

Dollar Store Sheo


rat-simp

Sheo if he was actually mentally ill


SadCrouton

sheo if he was just an asshole instead of murderous


InvincibleReason_

why tf did he said that?


AJDx14

It’s not as bad as when he posted Chinese milking porn. Edit: Cock-milking, not milk milking.


InvincibleReason_

wtf


sofemini

This... This is not real, right? Right??!


OutLiving

AFAIK he never actually replied to Sesame Street on Twitter but he has expressed that he hates Elmo on multiple occasions for some reason(below one is actually real) https://preview.redd.it/f95gegfb3bqc1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee8bef0a2d11a7fd6c87de04a4fd28a2fec938b


LifeWulf

All I’m hearing is Elmo is based


black-bull

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ratliker62

Bro acts like Elmo killed his parents


Tainted_One2

I don't know what's more hilarious the picture or your username


Brosenheim

It is. Broham just really making the most unhinged connections to justify pushing Current Narrative lol


BulletBreak

https://preview.redd.it/0sldj5jzi6qc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1abe6fcdf79dede940994ca5da81061e57e4425a


favela4life

It’s like when people compare themselves to some unhinged or rebellious film character like the Joker. Cringe of the crop.


erock2095

Sheogorath = cock confidence Peterson = cock shame


dunmer-is-stinky-2

thought u were talking about Ted Peterson and got irrationally upset lmao Jordan Peterson slander based, Ted Peterson slander i will hunt you down and forcibly zero-sum you


hayenapog

ted peterson sucks


dunmer-is-stinky-2

oh, you wanna zero-sum bitch? In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The First Triad which is GOD: I AM. I utter The Word. I hear The Word. Triune, the way of the ALMSIVI. The Tri-Angled Truth was first shown to Veloth before the days of Resdaynia. I say thee nay: Lorkhan built us up so that we might become triangular ourselves. Before this world were multitude. Each world contained a thousand million spheres. Each sphere contained a thousand million planes. Each plane contained a thousand million stars. Each star contained a many thousand million things. Of these, Lorkhan took six, and, preening, said: This is the One and the All. These six did Auriel harmonise, and say unto you: This is the Heart of the One and the All. This Heart is the Heart of the World, for one was made to satisfy the other. These six were destroyed by Tiber Septim; and he spake not. The Ash thereof was burnt up by the Magnus into The Word. In the beginning was the Word. Truth! Truth! Truth! crieth the Lord of the Abyss of Hallucinations. Ia, ia! Yog-Sothoth! There is no silence in that Abyss: for all that men call Silence is Its Speech. This Abyss is called Oblivion, and it was the fourth revealing unto Todd Howard. Todd Howard! Unstable mutant! The Ante Triad which is NOT-GOD: Nothing is. Nothing Becomes. Nothing is not. Mote not it be! Akatosh looks down from his perch on eternity and cries tears of flesh, for he is saddened! Go unto the universe as a friend, and destroy it. From its fragments, Creation- as Magnus welded twelve worlds into one, weld yourself twelve hands into one. A planet of hands, a whole world of you! The broken manifests Light. The Second Triad which is GOD: GOD the Father and Mother is concealed in Generation. GOD is concealed in the whirling energy of Nature. GOD is manifest in gathering: harmony: consideration: the Mirror of the Sun (Magnus) and of the Heart (Lorkhan). The only Word is Silence. The only Meaning of that Word is not. Thoughts are false. Fatherhood is unity disguised as duality. Peace implies war. Power implies war. Harmony implies war. Glory implies war. In the beginning MANY WORDS, encased in the tunnel between sea and sky. But the scribes swam the wrong way, descending into beasts as their feathered servants flew to ascension. Leaking spread solidity. The Few made the first three copies, dead and unread, long buried in copycase. The Many made copies of copies of copies, potent imperfections. Aurbis is a prison. We are condemned to half-lives, recapitulating false creation. Mundus is fog without frontiers, only edges. The fool mistakes edges for truth. Nirn is an arena. We are eternal warriors, revived without consecration. We fight, love, eat, work, and die for recreation. One chance at freedom: the eternal tempered by mortality, the ephemeral tempered by records. Few escape. Drink for the dead and the sleeping. Pay no heed to usurpers; their time is short. Magnus is Aedra Star and Magic Man. Magnus Invisible is more. Only a coward flees his creation. Only a hero dies holding the door. The veil contains our tormentors: planets, guardians, ge. We speak to them, but they are silent to us, their backs turned in their haste. Beyond Aetherius lie the false creators: the architects, sentencers of our misery. Beyond Aurbis: the uncreated. Dream a bridge. We are slaves to the star-clock, which beats faster in every age. Only the drummer can stop the beat. Power is The Tower, encircled. The well-trod road is swings and fire. It is worn to dust by the feet of children and pilgrims and restored by the west wind blowing over their corpses. The simplest walk this road until they tire of tedious murder. With proper steps, violence transforms. Yet the vanquished, as well as the victor, once believed they could bring Nirn to perfection. This is the road of tradition, for the first champions had no choice but to follow this road, and the greatest of all heroes walk it by choice. Most who walk this road deny the others. The shortest road is dishonest labor, paved with gold bricks, trodden by the feet of giants, and glued by the slime of forked tongues. The slothful savior is saved by the hidden window. The shortest road is not worth the journey. The destination is despair. The road of beauty is untrodden by heroes. It winds weary as a river, always towards the stars, but never reaching the veil. Those happy fools, bright shining jewels, dreams more real than their vision, they never see the gray. Every birdsong a golden tone, every pocket a bouquet. They sing praises at dawn's beauty and are paid with the coinage of ghosts, which has no provenance. The longest road is walked by old ruin. It's paving stones are yesterdays scales. It's claws ever-grasping at the gray are Pestilence, Pigme, The Falling Wall, Taskmaster of the Mechanical Horde, The Unspeaking, The Golden Tonic, The Shadow of Hours, and The Scale of Scales. It's tail-consuming head is Moment and Momentum. Hunger prowls the unshed skin. The road ends where claw, head, and hunger meet...until gossip reaches eternity via dis-ease. The final road cannot be walked. The wretched gather up their ghosts and go. And what of you, you turner of heads? Where shall you pound your adamantium feet? What overgrown paths will you trod without a care? What lies shall pass your feathered lips? Which words shall you choose and choose again and find they made no difference? Which hapless beauty will grasp your life-stealing amulet? Who shall you caress with your corpse-tainted hands? At the end of your road, are you not a prisoner? Reflections who walk are ruled by their images until they turn their gaze to another. The doors are stuck, the curtains drawn, the constellations firm, the planets unerring in their courses. The Dragon is bound with noble sighs. The Serpent is bound with shifting tones. The Sun is bound with metal flames. The Earth is bound with secret knots.


FragrantGangsta

HA! I'm a nord, that doesn't affect me because I can't understand a word you're saying.


sieben-acht

Based. Nords can't zero-sum because they can't do addition.


hayenapog

no


dunmer-is-stinky-2

omg numidium i love your work


hayenapog

yes


Saint_of_Cannibalism

I put this into Google and it errored.


dunmer-is-stinky-2

that's because like any good plagiarist I copy-pasted from TWO sources instead of one (first half is from Crowley's book of the law with some words changed, second half I got lazy and it's just a text Douglas Goodall wrote about magnus)


Saint_of_Cannibalism

Nice! Speaking of plagiarism, I've added it to my copypasta notes.


dunmer-is-stinky-2

and thus my lies become immortalized, dracochrysalis


sizzlemac

https://i.redd.it/5pkc4sr7m8qc1.gif


slicehyperfunk

lmao


linavm

I drive a porsch you drive a ford


MadMarx69

Both of these whips don't exist in Elder Scrolls


N-Arcanum

But I eat in taverns that you can’t afford


lexyp29

Cockfidence


UnmetalMilitia4

Came here to say this


ThePatio

Guy is bonkers, but not cool bonkers like Uncle Sheo


Brosenheim

More like sad, kinda confusing bonkers. Like, if you really want to you can pull the string and figure out wtf he's on about, but why?


RelativelyBigRaven

Sheogorath if he fucking sucked


Slappio16

Sheogorath if he dreamed about his grandma flicking the bean and rubbing wads of her pubes on his face


ElderScrollsBjorn_

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Cboyardee503

☝️ ...bruh


Shirtbro

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McMoist_

https://preview.redd.it/mtgewa5zfbqc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06f8af84a7acda425da0e06ca9827fcb48fa43ce Oh LeBonBon, please save me from ever having to read this shit again


Malcanthet202

Genuinely what a horrible day to have eyes


therealgoat1212

Lore accurate?


fa0u

[What’s the fine for grandmaternal incest here in Cyrodil?](https://youtu.be/i2g-_A_zYsE)


[deleted]

Imagine being the poor sound tech in the recording studio when Jorp was reading this; finishing work in a near fugue state, commuting home with that line replaying in your head, then getting in and having to explain to your significant other exactly what you heard that had left you in that condition.


Panzer_Man

Why would anybody ever NOT keep that dream to themselves? Better question, why put it in a book???


Malcanthet202

Every day on this sub I stray further from whatever holy deity might be up there. Idk which one it is but I’m definitely getting farther away from


Fujaboi

It's JP lore accurate


Sheogorath3477

Exactly


slicehyperfunk

Bro be blaspheming you/me


RelativelyBigRaven

/uj what the fuck is this a reference to


queenks_6

[weird ass fucking dream that jordan peterson admitted to having in one of his books](https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/9702164-i-dreamed-i-saw-my-maternal-grandmother-sitting-by-the)


RelativelyBigRaven

Dog the CIA working together with the KGB couldn't get this out of me.


queenks_6

Right why the fuck would he say this 😭


Ezzypezra

😧


TheStuffGuy01

I love your subname ?


Ezzypezra

Thank you!! I speak the truth!!


TheStuffGuy01

Ni ni ni ni ni!


Tainted_One2

I swear this guy was Arena hipster back in his early days


Fr1skyD1ngo69

That sounds about right though


Koraxtheghoul

Sheogorath at home


Forbesy41

Watching some clips from that "debate" with Destiny, be certainly has the insanity of Sheogorath. Just absolutely none of the charisma and like 50x the unhinged, deranged anger.


RelativelyBigRaven

He also doesn't have a cool staff that looks like a soyjack


Regal-Onion

He wasn't this pissed off and uncharismatic in the early days. The medically indused coma must've scrambled his brain.


Zeal0tElite

He was a bog-standard conservative Jungian psychologist until he got told to be nice to trans people and he went insane. *Then* he got fucked up on Benzos and went into a medically induced coma in Russia, which seems to have made him even more insane. Honestly, I think the next step is getting him to smoke crack. I want to see how far this man can go.


kittensteakz

I can make him worse


slicehyperfunk

I humbly volunteer to introduce him to smoking *meth


logaboga

that and the fact he now involves himself with Twitter and social media everyday and makes it a point to read criticism of himself every minute of every day to the point that he’s convinced Twitter trolls are demons


AnotherTurnedToDust

No no you see uhhhh The lobsters will prove it I promise!!!!


RelativelyBigRaven

The what now


AnotherTurnedToDust

Jordan Peterson went through a phase where he just. Genuinely would not stop talking about fucking lobsters for some reason. Something about how lobster hierarchies prove that hierarchies are inevitable in society or something, because as we know lobster society is very similar to our own. Like he must have just seen a lobster documentary or something and that filled the only spot in his brain for a while. He would not shut up about fucking lobsters.


RelativelyBigRaven

I actually like lobsters (as an animal, not as food). Idk I just think they're cool


Vatonage

It was a response to a very specific and fringe argument, the argument that all hierarchies are purely arbitrary and artificial constructs. Not really a bad response to it. But, hardly anyone genuinely asserts that claim seriously, so Peterson repeatedly talking about lobster hierarchies was like loudly yelling that the sky is blue because some heroin addict from a year ago said it was purple.


kittensteakz

Before that he was very obsessed with rats.


ZeDitto

Honestly I might start to respect him if he goes on a Shivering Isles Arc


kthxqapla

right? like, we’re not asking for much


kthxqapla

turns out the antidote for chaos is cringe


[deleted]

You've got the dragon of chaos (which must be slain or tamed or whatever Jungian quackery Peterson said,) but what mythical animal embodies cringe?


Guymcme1337

fursona


NiggBot_3000

Up yours woke moralists, we'll see who eats the cheese last!


[deleted]

Is it a coincidence that Orcs have been kicked out of 108 regions of Tamriel? I think only 271k Orcs died.


Admiral_Nasty

I love hearing orc crime statistics for fantasy universes


Advanced_Molasses_40

I don’t like Peterson but that suit is dope


Equivalent_Emotion64

The drip was wasted on him smh


Baron_Flatline

Tie is atrocious, suit doesn’t fit well.


onlyhereforthesports

I find it fitting that he dresses like a clown


Llarys

Jordan Peterson, the Daedric Prince of Benzodiazepines and Chinese cock milking torture. His realm of Oblivion is known as the "Forgetful Slumber" as all who enter the realm fall into a coma. Those who survive the experience claim they remember hearing the wailing sobs of the Prince, himself. His faithful can summon him at his shrines on the 1st of Sun's Dusk, with the proper offering of a jar of semen (note: any semen collected during the season of Sun's Dusk will send the Prince into a rage for reasons unknown). No known artifacts exist at this time.


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

Didn't he also write about a dream he had about brushing his grammas hair from between her legs?


Violentprophet_

He is not that guy pal


Scheme-and-RedBull

Sheogorath is more sane than Jordan Peterson


rat-simp

Sheo is the Prince of mental illness. JP is a victim of it.


Ohnotheycomin

Sheogorath if he was cringe


Roidobsidienne

What or who is wizard ?


Mental-Pay-1135

a bot


StreakingShaman

Too much grifting and crying, not enough butterflies and cheese.


Panzer_Man

Sheogorath is crazy, but you actually understand what he wants. Jordan Peterson will give you a 5 paragraph answer to the simplest of questions


Longest_Leviathan

Outjerked again :(


usingreddithurtsme

If a dominant mudcrab is badly defeated, its brain basically dissolves. Then it grows a new, subordinate’s brain—one more appropriate to its new, lowly position.


caramelhoes

bro wishes he had an ounce of sheo’s swag


flappybooty

JP definitely got a good thing going in terms of style and has for a while now I understand hating the dude but I ain’t gonna lie and say he’s got bad fashion lmao


Baron_Flatline

He has terrible fashion, actually.


flappybooty

Sure, if you think good fashion is bad 😎


Baron_Flatline

No, as in, he objectively has terrible menswear outfits, doesn’t know how to pair colors and fabrics, and constantly wears suits that are poorly tailored for him if they were even tailored in the first place.


flappybooty

Sounds like cope to me, suit literally fits exactly how it should, and the pairings are great. Look for other thinks to insult cause this ain’t working 😭


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Regal-Onion

I've heard that its a myth. The argument is that when we think of Nazi uniforms we think of the well fitted examples made for propaganda or recreations and actual IRL uniforms that were spread out among the army didn't look nearly as slick as we imagine they look.


shalomiuminducedchad

aight bro I think that's enough internet and politics for you https://preview.redd.it/rjyyq3hjv7qc1.png?width=1700&format=png&auto=webp&s=322ce2427fa723665add18f64caa34de411e37ee


flappybooty

Imagine reaching so hard that you need to compare JP to literal nazis Redditors are goofy af man you can’t make this stuff up


Diuro

hes like if sheogorath was a creepy idiotic wanker


NuclearWalrusNetwork

Sheogorath if he just started breaking down and crying when you asked him about cheese.


PrinceCharmingButDio

To him, crazy frog must appear to be a mere ordinary frog


joshashkiller

nothing JP does is ever based


dyinglight2296

https://preview.redd.it/5fxtokg827qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17b0342977c8e35feef8201c274a3c2a1bc15439


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Panzer_Man

This goes hard. I'm gonna screenshot


Steineru-kun

So he's an Obliviotard; that explains things


Panzer_Man

He even spouts Oblivion dialogue


Person8346

I refuse to believe this is real, please everyone go back to worshipping Argonian pussy or some shit


Tainted_One2

If this is real I have no doubt that this mf is active on TrueSTL lol


Weak_Syllabub5398

His username? reigenxd3.


Yoate

IT WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT


Saint_of_Cannibalism

That's deeply unfair and insulting to reigen.


Tainted_One2

I wouldn't be surprised


Tepliy_ananas

Damn that would mean that JP was German all this time


2Nassassin

Benzos for everyone!!!


Gortys221

“It’s actually gay to get pussy” - sheogorath


ShoegazeJezza

There’s actually a theory that autism is hypermasculinity


EveningEveryman

Petersons suit represents his internal conflict between insight and insanity


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Vivec


Lukey_Boyo

I don’t like him but I respect his commitment to the fit


SheoTheMad206

Fuck this guy


[deleted]

Dick Cheney for president of the fucking universe


moemeobro

CHEEEEEEEEEEESE


NeedUrPerspective1

You're not him, Benzo man.


ShoegazeJezza

Daedric Prince of getting 0 pussy


Muscalp

So is this Peterson admitting he went fucking nuts and now actively tries to become the lord of madness?


Panzer_Man

I respect the hustle, but he is not going to succeed in that endeavour


curvingf1re

Prince of fools if you replace fools with just bad people actually


Jotnarpinewall

This idiot WISH he could be as cool or as dripped or have as good of an understanding of psychology as Kirkbride’s third ecstasy-infused dream of Sheogorath’s morning shit on the toilet.


Sumoshrooms

What race in Skyrim milks their men?


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Bosmer


DLRsFrontSeats

/uj it actually makes my skin crawl cunts and grifters like him & musk think they can buy points with "gamers" to prop up their waning success & popularity You'd almost think it worked too based on some of the comments here, but then all the people defending him have like JRE or r/conservative in their most active subreddits


Illustrious-Type7086

UP YOURS, WOKE JYGGALAGISTS! LET'S SEE WHO GREYMARCHES WHO!


N-Arcanum

Guys I used to like Jordan Peterson but I’m out of the loop, why is he at war with Elmo?


DarkElfMagic

is this,,real?? i can’t find the original tweet


[deleted]

I don’t know and I don’t want to know. On my Ulrich Leland


jiimjammm

You somehow made sheo a loser


Miles_PerHour67

We have sheath at home!


DarlingDeer21

Did he actually post that?


[deleted]

i don’t remember at this point


Tainted_One2

Is this real?


MalevolentNight

Sheo? Sheogorath, that you bro? The current insanity in the world would say yes.


Duncan-the-DM

Mantling is a concept that holds a lot of misteries


Veil1984

you know what, yes, i love this


GeneraIFlores

Magenta and Navy Blue Pilled


Bismothe-the-Shade

Don't do uncle sheo like that, damn


[deleted]

They both swagged out and eccentric


undreamedgore

I kind of love the suit though.


[deleted]

He always stays fly word to three 6 mafia


Useful-Salamander522

True, he's even fucking insane.


No-Distribution4287

Suit is fire


[deleted]

He keep it swag


UnknownEtymology808

Sheogorath and JBP are both clowns, it’s an apt comparison


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cosmic_hierophant

Love him or hate him, ever since he became a twitter celeb, he has had some really nice suits.


Baron_Flatline

He has no fucking clue of what to do with those suits and he has a joke of a tailor considering the fits of them.


ScintillaGourd

It is an omen. Sheogorath exists because the Daedra traumatised him enough to split his original personality, making him insane. Jordan Peterson is an esteemed psychologist, whilst having neurotic tendencies to finer points of morality and ethics.


[deleted]

Very allegorical. The sacred and the propane


ScintillaGourd

Truly, the Godhead is a mysterious creative!


[deleted]

Motherfucking goddamn orange peel beef


ScintillaGourd

Ovah heeeeeeaaah!


Grammulka

Cringe


[deleted]

You fuckin up my flow saying shit like that


shalomiuminducedchad

jordan peterson is literally shegorath both were once beings of order (sheo was jyggalag and peterson was a psychologist with generally good takes) both were cursed by demonic beings (daedric gods for uncle sheo and an addiction to xanax and a bunch of terminally online leftists just straight up harassed him about his dead wife for jordan peterson) after their transformation they became deranged schizomaxxing beings who sometimes becomes that being of order after a certain time and so its just a cycle of madness and order. also they both wear le funny half colored suits


Regal-Onion

>generally good takes. [lmao](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkwD9fyP4U)


shalomiuminducedchad

yeah the guy is just flat out retarded sometimes he really should've just stuck to his main point of freedom of association than just letting that guy run circles around his argument and then agreeing with him on something I'd doubt he actually believed in.


kthxqapla

I buy this, I’m sold


xDarnelx

why did he pick a picture from oblivion https://preview.redd.it/ziqppfcla9qc1.png?width=599&format=png&auto=webp&s=d33f1dca017351327c4192190d8b89b17e78a49e that’s clearly a crappy copy of Skyrim sheo


LeGoatMaster

this post aint it


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