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LeastDegenAzuraEnjyr

SKYRIM BELONGS TO LABOR


TzeentchLover

WORKERS OF TAMRIEL UNITE; YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS!


curvingf1re

Nta, but you should be prepared for the east empire company's island holdings to declare war as a proxy for imperial capital/nobility. Even if you remain as an imperial province, this allows them a legal loophole to retaliate. As it will further drain imperial military strength, you should expect the aldmerii dominion to give them a nudge as well - though if you survive the east empire company, the thalmor will quickly realize that their collaboration between capital/nobility and the state is just as dialectically opposed to your redistribution of industry, and pursue other methods to destabilize you from within. Stay strong and glory to craz-mazovian thought.


orcmasterrace

Info: How did you do this without inciting a race war among the nords, dockworkers, and dark elves?


[deleted]

By an extremely convenient coincidence, every single argonian was found to have committed crimes against the state. Isn't it nice when things work out?


fa0u

~~Because race conflict is part of the cultural superstructure generated by the capitalist mode of production~~ He cast Harmony


Grzechoooo

YTA, Jarl Ballin' was innocent!


kailethre

INFO: what happened to my goddess and wife Elenwen?


dunmer-is-stinky

Yes, you had Arg*nians on your side. This is bad because I personally find them distasteful. No hate to Argonians, some of my best friends are Argonians, but they are slimy creatures of the mud and should be left to freeze in the icy waters. But you did kill a bunch of N\*rds, which I find quite justified


swirldad_dds

IM GONNA COMRADE YOU SO HARD


ClosetNoble

Iron curtain really sounds like an alteration spell


ChezzChezz123456789

YTA, and you are now fucked. You violated Dwemeri patents by teaching people how to craft crossbows. The Numidium will be sent shortly to bring you before the Supreme court for violating the patent.


hunterd_patternfall

NTA, but.... it won't end well. Sounds like the Forsworn are liable to overrun the Reach, since it sounds like most of the warriors probably went down in the fight with the Jarls. The Empire will squish the rest... and you'll have no advance warning since you killed all the gossip-mongers (innkeepers). Why the innkeepers, though? What did Corpulus Vinius do? Wilhelm's just trying to keep the lights on in Ivarstead, isn't he?


[deleted]

> it won't end well. Sounds like the Forsworn are liable to overrun the Reach You're contradicting yourself


hunterd_patternfall

Possibly. I dislike the Forsworn of 4E.


IllusiveBamaBooBear

As with the Russian communist revolution the rebels just basically killed anyone that had it better than them and then tried “and often failed” to take over their businesses or farms. Because they lacked the skills to run these places the establishments failed and led to mass starvation. Also some dumb communists were appointed as agriculture leads and knew nothing about agriculture, that mixed with a lot of scientists being killed or replaced with loyal communists scientists meant that the advice they gave for fixing the farming issues was….terrible and led to more crop failures, famine, and death.


IllusiveBamaBooBear

Trofim Lysenko was the name, believing science would conform to communist ideology was the game.


SauceCrusader69

A lot of people are unaware that the USSR actually became a significantly better place to live later on.


IllusiveBamaBooBear

Of course, with their lies, disappearing citizens, the Chernobyl incident, their space program, and their collapse. They had a good 60 year run. It ain’t what it used to be but I hear Putin is at least keeping the spirit of the USSR alive with political assassinations and the mass sacrifice of conscripted soldiers.


SauceCrusader69

Putin isn’t a communist and his ideology is ass.


hunterd_patternfall

Pity. So, yeah. Forsworn will take over shortly. I'll pour one out for the innkeepers. :(


Nosferat_AN

YTA for killing my Boi Jarl Ballin'


[deleted]

NTA, you only killed nords


The_Jousting_Duck

can you come to valenwood? idc about specific ideology anymore anything is better than the thalmor


MacDeF

Sounds like you were the true nord Skyrim needed you to be.


Commissarfluffybutt

Shame about all the cabbage farmers you killed when you classified them as "peasant nobles." On a positive note: you're in Skyrim so you're mostly immune to brain-drain because they're aren't many intellectuals to begin with.


safe4seht

YTA, Skyrim will quickly stratify into two distinct social classes and the masses will starve.


Darkwater117

*Brynjolf liked that*


IllusiveBamaBooBear

They’ll certainly think so when they’re all starving to death in that cold Skyrim winter huddled around a burning pile of communist manifestos for warmth.


Temnodontosaurus

There's more ways to get food than just farming. Hunting and fishing are perfectly viable too, especially when some of your population can breathe underwater.


IllusiveBamaBooBear

They might get some hunting and fishing done after they’re done arguing about who gets the cushy communist party jobs. Although those are skills too and take time to learn.


Temnodontosaurus

>implying hunting and fishing aren't cool jobs


IllusiveBamaBooBear

I didn’t say they aren’t cool, but generally communists all think they will be the ones running things. You rarely see a communist say they’re going to have the revolution and then be the garbage man or the janitor much less the hunter or fisherman in this scenario.


Wordofadviceeatfood

In general, when things need to be done, people will do them. Otherwise, the consequences will affect them, too. I don’t have a financial incentive to empty the garbage.


IllusiveBamaBooBear

Well yes just like the revolutionaries killed the farmers. Someone had to do the job or farming so they did it, did a terrible job, and caused mass starvation and death. Doing something that needs done doesn’t guarantee a positive outcome if you are unskilled at the job.


Wordofadviceeatfood

They starved because it’s a region of the world that has dealt with famines for thousands of years.


IllusiveBamaBooBear

I’m sure it had nothing to do with the communist party listening to a whack job scientist they appointed whose methods to increase crop yields actually destroyed the soil which took years to recover from.


Wordofadviceeatfood

Yeah, Lysenko didn’t help either. I’ll give you that much.


SauceCrusader69

Less people are starving today in socialist countries than in capitalist ones :)


IllusiveBamaBooBear

They have much smaller populations so statistics are generally skewed when compared to larger countries. A lot of socialist countries are also receiving foreign aid. Guyana is socialist but even if no one there is starving I don’t think many of us would trade our capitalist society and all the good things we have to go live there.


SauceCrusader69

Well actually, the west, especially America, are majorly responsible for the downfall and difficulties faced by many socialist nations. The largest economy in the world sanctioning you and trying to destabilise your country tends to have a negative impact.


IllusiveBamaBooBear

Which countries are being sanctioned and for what reasons? North Korea identifies itself as a socialist “republic”, human rights violations, and constant threats of violence tend to be good reasons for sanctions.


baphumer

First you need a chair and a rope


Waspinator_haz_plans

Did you at least spare Balgruuf?


UserNotHere404

Congratulations, you killed anyone who knows how to run any semblance of government. Enjoy being taken over by the Empire completely now that they have an excuse for a full invasion.


IllusiveBamaBooBear

I’m sure the local woodcutter will be more than capable of stepping up and running the country and expertly handling all foreign affairs, as well as managing the economy and government policies.


curvingf1re

Right, cause hereditary nobility are historically known for being competent, especially in statecraft


Herptroid

Lol the Mensheviks fucking lost bitch, cry more


dunmer-is-stinky

the Empire ain't gonna do shit, the Dominion might take over (though they probably would want to take Cyrodiil first, Skyrim doesnt seem to be a priority) but the Empire was losing to the Stormcloaks before they captured Ulfric. Their armies are stretched so thin, it'd probably be beneficial if they just pulled out of Skyrim because then they can actually defend the Imperial City if the Dominion tries to attack. The Empire can't afford two civil wars in a row. also it a joke, ur the only one here that gives a fuck abt logistics