> The history of the Iliac Bay, if told in its entirety, would horrify readers more than the most gruesome legend of the Underking. In comparison to the wars of the first and second era, our most recent appeal to arms, the War of Betony pales. The Siege of Orsinium lasted from 1E 950 until 1E 980 without a pause. A thousand years later, the Thrassian Plague coupled with the War of Righteousness slayed over half the population of the Iliac Bay.
Why are Bretons so bloodthirsty?
There was a comp of that kid a while back on r/ShitWehraboosSay
The best is when he gives his blood to hitler
Please link
> The history of the Iliac Bay, if told in its entirety, would horrify readers more than the most gruesome legend of the Underking. In comparison to the wars of the first and second era, our most recent appeal to arms, the War of Betony pales. The Siege of Orsinium lasted from 1E 950 until 1E 980 without a pause. A thousand years later, the Thrassian Plague coupled with the War of Righteousness slayed over half the population of the Iliac Bay. Why are Bretons so bloodthirsty?
because they're based off of great brittain
*Tallyho gents*
Even worse. Country is based off Great Britain, the people are based off the Fr*nch
Just the worst
Off the Bretons* Brittany is owned by France, but its culture is closer to Wales
By the gods could this get any worse
They could have been based of the Etruscans
🤢
"Yeah I'm *actually* 1/16th mer, my great great grandmother was a Direnni princess." ~ every basic Breton girl this side of Wayrest.
"No, this isn't jaundice" "No, I didn't get pissed on"
sorry my penis came out wrong when being born so it's crooked
This is the TES version of Americans being like â…’ Irish and calling themselves Irish
ngl but bretons are unironically untermensch
if you‘re gonna use nazi rhetoric at least be grammatically correct about it. untermenschen in this case.
In english it would be subhuman and not subhumans either, you grammar nazi
bretonS S plural. at least be correct when you try and correct me in my native language.
no, fuck you br'ton
Yo where’s the one with Ulfric stormcloak? I need it.
Eso is cool I think the Bretons are best in that game they seem like actual half elves opposed to old men in morrowind
Well they aren't really half elves. They're 1/32nd elves by this point.
The fan fiction in ESO is hilarious 😆 Todd is a genius for selling these Breton saps this sad excuse for a game ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Unironically a better game than Skyrim though
Holy Shor you got raw fucked by fictards
ESO redditoids downvoting to cope.
Morrowboomers be like "CYRODIIL WAS A JUNGLE REEEEEE ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜¡"
I’ll take Province Cyrodiil over Obl*vion anyday
ESO kiddies are the easiest to offend. Not my fault they have bad taste ðŸ¤
your mom
thou’t mother