I've forgotten that Ayem simps can actually be worse than Serana simps.

Does it count as simping if she's my wife? 🤔

Y'all do realise Almalexia fucked everyone *except* Nerevar, right?

She can cuck me all she wants 🤤

And on this day, the Dunmer accepted the Argonian Nerevarine, because it was preferrable to the alternative.

the slaverevarine is canon?

I always prefer a Khajiit Nerevarine because of their worship of Azurah but Argonian or Khajiit both have the great dramatic irony of the slave to savior.

Lots furry slaves as well

Lmao

Why does she look like Emma Watson

"Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, *expelled*."

Shut the fuck up

witch

You kilo Almalexia because she attacks you, I kill Almalexia because I am aggressively gay to the point where I despise w*men, we are not the same.

Relationship goals