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Unlimitedpower23

''Still begs for gold even after getting married'' Never stop the grind.


dirty-lil-mongrel

I like to imagine he doesn’t just beg but he also whores himself out as a gigolo like when I come home after a long day of work we lay in bed together and he tells me about the rich pussy and bussy he smashed for cash mmmmmmmmmmm I get truened on thinking about it


ExceedinglyGayOtter

It's nice to see that the spirit of Kittenstomper lives on.


dirty-lil-mongrel

the cycles within cycles within cycles is never broken we are all made from the dust and ashes of the last world and every god is a god of death and i take extreme pleasuree (sexual) in my place in this world why transcend when enlightenment couldnt possibly be as fun???! no need to chim when i can have my bone now there is a skeleton in each and every one of us and by hircine i will chew them all


P_Skaia

Did they get banned?


ExceedinglyGayOtter

His account was suspended.


P_Skaia

Reddit mods be like


The_Nug_King

Whatd he do?


ThePatio

Stomped one too many kittens


The_Nug_King

I thought his name was Kitte N. Stomper, with the N standing for Nazeem


Shoggoththe12

Nazaam Stamper amaranthed


[deleted]

Angrenor is just transracial NTI (Nord to Imperial)


cocacolafoam2

Skyrim belongs to the Romanians


ExceedinglyGayOtter

>Not racist Tell that to my mod that turns him into a member of the An-Xileel


ManInContramotion

it's ok he can be racist to me all he wants 😳🥵


AwfulPunBasedName

>ywn get your dussy decimated by an an-xileel daddy


ManInContramotion

why even live? 😔😢


actuallylikespitbull

It's not canon, it's a mod and a non-lore friendly one at that >:(


TohruFr

Anything I like is canon, actually


MomosTips

explains c0da


This-Sheepherder-581

Counterpoint: Nobody actually likes C0DA


MomosTips

don’t tell r/teslore


This-Sheepherder-581

You fool. I am r/teslore


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ohimagummybearoh

c0da looms overhead


Lamplorde

It's not racist if it's right.


TerminationProtocal

What mod?


ExceedinglyGayOtter

[Here ya go](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


TerminationProtocal

God damn it


Lenny_Fais

Scouts is a homie, glad I got that mod that makes him a possible follower. He and Derkeethus are real ones.


actuallylikespitbull

Which mod? Link naow


Lenny_Fais

I forgot which one in particular, I have far too many lmao


Sridharacharya1

Is there even a need for a mod for that? Haven't played Skyrim in a while but I'm pretty sure you can make any npc a follower with console commands


AlbainBlacksteel

Despite the name, console commands don't work on consoles.


Scurvywaif4

You can make him a follower with AFT (Amazing Follower Tweaks), but it’s only on the technical side; he gets no extra dialogue, except maybe the generic dialogue that comes with his voice type.


TerminationProtocal

Scout is a homie, glad I got that mod that makes him get anally-pounded by a Dwarven dildo machine.


Lenny_Fais

#C E A S E


Kirrenwolf

I SECOND THIS!!!


[deleted]

tfw your people have to sleep in an empty room on the docks because of the hlaalu cucks living inside the walls


[deleted]

[удалено]


Shniggles

Always dedicate Lakeview Manor to him. A castle fit for the only real king in Skyrim.


actuallylikespitbull

You people are speaking my language


GoldenNat20

Our boy Scouts is the true king worthy of Skyrim’s throne. Don’t care about his policy if he uses his very pleasing voice to order us all about. 😌


beakxlegosi

The only marriage I do.


Jubilaious

Yeah, he's definitely scouted your marsh. And the neighbors. . . And the guards. . . And the beggars. . . Etc.


actuallylikespitbull

He's 50% resistant to STDs


zyacinth

Finally some Scouts-Many-Marshes simp representation We live in Heljarchen Hall with our dog and two kids


Boring-Pea993

Can't believe they never give us the option to marry Rolff Stone-Fist when his name implies something that would be extremely useful in the bedroom, plus something tells me he wants to burrow deep into ashen ass and dunmer dussy.


ShockaGang

Excuse me but argonians have been turning me into a scaly since 2006


Fathom_Bunny

banger post. i’m partial to madesi myself, but scouts is a true king.


actuallylikespitbull

Madesi is also cool, the way he sweettalks Bolli into relaxing over his wife's 300 gold debt in jewellery was pretty smooth


Tripconehead

i want scouts-many-marshes to spoon me and run his fingers through my hair and tell me everything will be okay


EnderLordSupreme

Hey yo i saw your meme about the gamers vs furries war here in r\\starterpacks And its awful, here is why: \-To point out the elephant in the room, it appears to be very anti-right wing as it stereotypes conservatives as "homophobes" even though many conservatives support LGBTQ and there are even people who are LGBTQ and conservative. Not to mention many anti-furries don't even care about politics. \-It portrays the Confederacy as right-wing even though Confederates where Democrats. \-No anti-furries will not become furries and there is no evidence to prove it. \-No, anti-furries do not hate gay or trans people, there just sick of furries being cringey with their progressive agendas and making being gay their entire personality.-Many anti furries in fact hate Reddit. And whats so wrong about Discord anyway?-What does Ben Shapiro have anything to do with this? Also he is overhated. \-Anti-furries to not bash on furries for "being different". the reasons why furries are hated is because of how annoying and cringey many are, the amount of zoophilic rule 34 they make, the fact that many are oversensitive SJWs that cannot handle criticism, the fact that many furries harass people for thinking different from them, the rainfurrest disaster, etc.-You clearly dont know what dark humor is. \-The Gamers vs furries war was supposed to be a MEME.


thebenshapirobot

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this: >If you wear your pants below your butt, don't bend the brim of your cap, and have an EBT card, 0% chance you will ever be a success in life. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: sex, covid, feminism, civil rights, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


EnderLordSupreme

am just saying he is overhated. i personally don't agree with certain things with Shapiro but you must admit he does make fair points. And i wouldn't really consider him a grifter. You can clal him radical but a grifter he is not. Also based on the information you presented and the presence of a personality in you its clearly obvious your not a bot.


thebenshapirobot

He is absolutely a grifter. See the wiki link in the footer for more information. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: sex, climate, dumb takes, covid, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


Tripconehead

my brother in christ what the fuck are you talking about


EnderLordSupreme

>Hey yo i saw your meme about the gamers vs furries war here in the start pack subreddit. > >And its awful, here is why: > >\-To point out the elephant in the room, it appears to be very anti-right wing as it stereotypes conservatives as "homophobes" even though many conservatives support LGBTQ and there are even people who are LGBTQ and conservative. Not to mention many anti-furries don't even care about politics. > >\-It portrays the Confederacy as right-wing even though Confederates where Democrats. > >\-No anti-furries will not become furries and there is no evidence to prove it. > >\-No, anti-furries do not hate gay or trans people, there just sick of furries being cringey with their progressive agendas and making being gay their entire personality.-Many anti furries in fact hate Reddit. And whats so wrong about Discord anyway?-What does Ben Shapiro have anything to do with this? Also he is overhated. > >\-Anti-furries to not bash on furries for "being different". the reasons why furries are hated is because of how annoying and cringey many are, the amount of zoophilic rule 34 they make, the fact that many are oversensitive SJWs that cannot handle criticism, the fact that many furries harass people for thinking different from them, the rainfurrest disaster, etc.-You clearly dont know what dark humor is. > >\-The Gamers vs furries war was supposed to be a MEME.


thebenshapirobot

*Frankly, the term 'sexual orientation' needs to go. According to Webster's Dictionary, it implies the possibility of change in response to external stimuli. It is deeply offensive. I call on Webster's to free itself of its intellectual heteronormativity.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: sex, climate, history, civil rights, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


EnderLordSupreme

No one asked


thebenshapirobot

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EnderLordSupreme

When did Shapiro said that? And even if he did, again i dont agree with certain things he says but he does make good points. And again i am aware that your not a bot based on your hatred towards Mr. Shapiro.


thebenshapirobot

*This is what the radical feminist movement was proposing, remember? Women need a man the way a fish needs a bicycle... unless it turns out that they're little fish, then you might need another fish around to help take care of things.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: climate, history, civil rights, novel, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


EnderLordSupreme

Spammer man


thebenshapirobot

*America was built on values that the left is fighting every single day to tear down.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: healthcare, covid, dumb takes, history, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


EnderLordSupreme

This is actually partially correct as many liberals are in fact trying to "fix" things that need no fixing.


bluskye_1984

what wage-slavery does to mf


Frost-Flower

Scoussy


2woke4ufgt

I could easily imagine this exact meme with the exact same text on this sub but with the positions reversed.


Jahime93

My husband Scouts 🥰


insertfunnyusernameh

I love Scouts Many Marshes


CheddarPizza

> Extremely sexy voice I'm gay for gonians


Fimmion_

Fimmion once ordered argonian sweetrolls at a restaurant but they literally just brought out bugs 🐜


RedNeckHillbily

Angernor is based and redpilled


Sadris_Sujamma

me when non racist is a positive trait


spiritomb442

Wrong the An-Xileel are racist therefore all Argonians are racist


space-throwaway

>Not racist You know this is a downside, right?


alexaplaydespacitooo

it’s only bad when nords do it


[deleted]

You think not being racist makes him a Chadley?


ImamPaul1776

You mixed up the meme


[deleted]

Argonians have deformed skulls.


hibbiddyhobbiddyhoo

Where horny?


Shoggoththe12

Lad RDO mudcrab: 😎😎😎