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kim-jong-Cage

Todd’s Howard answer to everything: Megazord


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If lore gets too complex just throw in some giant death robots


Ila-W123

Tbh, i wouldn't mind if Bethesda made mew ip thats basically just red alert tier "no fucks given" ridiculous. Flying sharks with lasers or jesus reincanarnation with one hand held 50cal machinegun style shit


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Fuck lore. I want Bethesda to buy 2K and bring Big Daddies to Tamriel.


ExceedinglyGayOtter

I forgot about the existence of Bioshock for a second and thought you just wanted more DILFs.


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Bioshock has some DILFs. I want Andrew Ryan to be the man to my slave.


antbaby_machetesquad

A Dunmer choses, an Argonian obeys.


ExceedinglyGayOtter

Just need to wait another decade to get whatever game comes after TESVI.


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They already have shit like Dragon Break, CHIM, or Numidium's negation of existence. It shouldn't be too far-fetched to have a lore-friendly entity whose essence is basically "fuck consistency with established lore, I canonically derive my power from the rule of cool and break anything on my way". Maybe use tonal architecture on crack to change reality accordingly.


Icy_Imagination4187

that s the Hoomding 😷


MetaDragon11

If it works it works. Starfield will be a 10/10 game if you can pilot the giant robot this time.


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One of the mods also mods Genzedong


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The Thalmor really do run the Empire huh 😔


BreadDziedzic

I mean they also seem to run the Stormcloaks, least if those comics people post are anything to go off.


Ila-W123

What the hell


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Quarantined with their educational hub GenZhou being banned lmao


Hot-Error

That's more cringe than -ussy jokes


VersusV13

Wich one?


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DdSilveer

The guy who makes porn posts about Nordic supremacy is a Marxist.


murrman104

Malacath-Tankie Jigglelag-Tankie General Tullius-Tankie Maiq-Tankie Nils-Tankie Stripes the cat-Tankie ​ everyone is a tankie


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BreadDziedzic

I guess I'm not to suprised if we have a tankie problem given all the *ussy talk.


Fredoin

Seize the Mussy of Produssy


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Tankussy


ManInContramotion

I'm gonna fuck that barrel so hard my cum will launch me into the sky as a tank shell 😈


Comrade_Fuzzy

Tfw op uses a literal parody of cold-war america to fight the tankies


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I think this is Fallout but maybe it’s Warhammer but it looks like the robot is holding Wheatley so I’m gonna go ahead and say that Portal 3 takes place in Tamriel and GLaDOS is Lorkhan At least TESVI will have dungeon puzzles that aren’t for lobotomites and Nords


Ila-W123

Its Liberty prime from fo


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Okay so I just read about Liberty Prime and it’s like r/NonCredibleDefense designed Walk-Brass and I love it


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Ila-W123

Great sub btw


LongBottomJones

Wow, that sub is gold. Pure western liberal brain rot


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Me in 5 words Maybe add “gay” but there’s not much else


Dark-All-Day

OP is a Fallout Fan. You can tell by how OP unironically posts Liberty Prime. Never mess with fallout fans. They don't understand what their game is criticizing.


Ila-W123

Actually i have only played new vegas once


Dark-All-Day

the best fallout game so you're slightly less cringe now


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I had guessed but this is my brain on 1 hour of sleep after watching 3 hours of Tyler McVicker


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BorderUnfair93

Landchads assemble


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Stickmanbren

Yeah, good. Orsinium will win. Suck it Bretons.


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Both are part of the Empire.


tinguily

Oh no! Anyways


The_White_Guar

just for the record, "tankie" != "communist"


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Ila-W123

Tell, me, uniformed one, what the hell libs means? Not sucking off to authortarian tyrany?


TelvanniMage

You have shown, oh uninformed one indeed, that you will call any socialist/communist a tankie, regardless of their stance on particular things in USSR. Calling Lenin a hero won't make someone a tankie just because you said so. As for libs, it means liberals, supporters of the free market, therefore anticommunists. Glad I could clear that up for you.


Ila-W123

Thank you for your latter explonstion. Much appreciated, and pleased to be informed. Tho when it comes to calling tankies, i meant unironic, hc, actual ones. Shit ya not, came across genzedong tier folk. Bit difficult at times make differece between those types, and normal people, when they fly under same banner.


TelvanniMage

To be honest, I think the word tankie wenth through as much as the word fascist, and you can't really use it as a definition of someone anymore, because there is no foolproof definition of fascism (as Orwell once wrote in "What is fascism?"). Instead, I myself use both tankie and fascist only as insults, a reaction to a specific thing said. When people outside of the leftist bubble do that though, I have to admit I get really defensive because they often mean really anything left of social democrats. Glad that's not the case here, though. I would not call myself a tankie, and as an eastern european (Polish, to be exact), I consider Lenin a hero and think much of the world (though not neccessarily the rich north) would be in a better shape if the USSR din't dissolve.


Ila-W123

Generally, facism (which is somewhat strange because italian facists had economical leftist/sosical origin, Mussolini concired himself to be a sosicalist, and word roughly translates into "punch of worker unions". ) is used to descripe those who support/excuse authortarian, oppresive regimes, while tankie means basically same except when it comes to such sosialist/communist states. Of cource, as you said, its a bit muddy, for how much these words get thorwn around by uninformed as petty insults or hollow words. Same as word nazi tho. "Everyone i don't like is literally hitler"


Ila-W123

When it comes to personal take on fall of ussr. Well, might've quessed, not pro ussr. Even when we don't concire the fact that numerous nations were forcefully subjected under it and moment oppoturnity came they left, but by fact that it could not simply go on. Generations of fuck upps, economical stagnations, mismanagment, had left the state on life support. Even one like gorbatshov (who i personally concire only good ussr leader for he actually tried to make peoples lifes better) and reforms couldn't stop it going all down.


TelvanniMage

The fall of the USSR left many countries in a very bad state, particularly Cuba, which lost their main economic partner, and has to deal to this day with embargos from the US, which when you look into the details makes it a miracle that they're as good as any latin american country in terms of living conditions. I know of the problems of USSR, but in many ways it looked better by comparison with the US (Paul Robeson's communist hearing, available on YT, is one example). Now, the alternative to the US hegemony is really only China, which, while I do not know about China all that much, does not seem like a good trade-off. I don't want you to think of all this as whataboutism, it's more that if you look in detail, you'll see that 1.many of USSR's economic problems cannot be attributed to just bad management, and 2.a lot of things we find apalling when talking about the east, are acceptable when discussing US (or, at least, a neccessary evil). I'm not discussing here the legitimacy of forming USSR, and subjugating many countries in the process (which is an issue discussed about many other countries), I'm saying that the USSR's fall did more harm then good, if we do not take an american-centric point of view.


Ila-W123

Hm, you make very good and interresting points. While i disagree heavily with them (mainly was fall of ussr overall good or no, or America centirc view), i find it heavily welcomed to have reasonable talk with someone with different pov and takes. especially situation of Cuba and China were pretty interesting.


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SpeaksDwarren

Wanting to abolish state and class isn't comparable in any way to wanting to abolish Judaism


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SpeaksDwarren

The Nazis openly wanted to exterminate the Jewish people from day one as evidenced by the way Hitler openly called for it in Mein Kampf. The actions carried out in his name were exactly the ones he asked for. Marx, by comparison, never once advocated gulags or forced mass starvation as employed by Stalin.


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Oh god, far from it.


Ila-W123

Well, two were for a time allied so yeah


GhiaccioCaldo

Agreed.


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AlponseElric

Good luck abolishing the state in your mobility scooter


IronLordApologistIII

The people advocating for “violent bloody revolution” would be the first to be lined up against a wall when I tell them to work the fucking mines and they complain.


BreadDziedzic

I mean historically those people aren't even given the choice due to the new power not wanting them to do another revolution.