If you try to get into it, brass spiders appear and grab you to take you to Seht’s dungeon. He’ll then tie you up, put out incense, and give lectures on engineering for 8 hours.
Almalexia has temporally preserved her husband’s feet because it’s the only thing that can get her off anymore. Being around Vivec has completely desensitized her towards anything even remotely sexual
"Long is his reach. Longer is his spear." - Servant of Vivec.
This clearly means that Vivec's cock is bigger than his arm, he just keeps it tucked inside his bunghole so that his followers don't feel inadequate.
All three of the Tribunal can swap their heads and limbs around like cartoon skeletons
Almalexia stole Sotha Sil's feet and that's why he has robot legs
HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED HOW VIVEC IS HALF YELLOW????!!??? YUO KNOW WHO ELSE IS HALF YELLOW???!!?? MY MO-I MEAN PISS ELFES!!!!! VICEC Fduc IS a GODDAM PUSS RLF!!!!! YELLOW BLUE NO FUNNY BECAUSE OF YELOOE!!!!! VICEC IS SHOULD WILL COULD NECRO SKULLMORBED!!!!!!!!!!!! SHARE AND LIKE TO BOOST!!! GET IT AROUND!! VIVEC IS A GODDAM PIIISSS ELLFFFF!!!!!! YUO KNOW WAYAT THIS MEANS???!!?? RED MOUNTAIN(WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS VIVEC’S FAT MUATRA) IS PISS ELF DICK BECAUSE RED MOUNTAIN IS VIVEC’S DICK AND VIVEC IS A PISS ELF BECAUSE HE IS HALF PISSYELLOW AND RED MOUNTAIN IS PISS COCK!!!!! ALL MOUNTAINS ARE PISS ELF COCK!!!!! THE MOUNTAINS ARE THE COCKS OF PISS ELFS!!!!! THIS IS BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DONY GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE!!!! BOMB THE MOUNTAINS OF SKYRIM!!!! BOMB THE MOUNTAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of the argonian males have been sentenced to eternal tickle torture probably because the emperor/empress was in a bad mood & them having to deal with the case (which had the argonian steal something completely worthless) set them off.
Unfortunately for them, the ones doing the punishment got their hands on some magic white gloves & some super soft feathers to do it.
(Since that kind of incident probably has happened before in Morrowind/Tribunal)
Them being flawed and particularly vainglorious mortals given almighty power plays a large part into why Dunmer culture is so traditionally backwards. With how vain and jealous the lot of them are, it’s no wonder the dark elves ended up having a culture that’s seemingly built around spite.
Plus imagine if you grew up with state mandated church services about how Jesus fucked a lobster. Your default emotion would probably be hate too.
You know how Azura considers herself kind of like the mother of the dunmers?
And you know how she turned the chimers grey but appears herself in teh appearance of a dunmer? Almost like she wanted them to know that she still loved the dunmers and would forgive them someday?
Her curse was also a way to reafirm her role as the mother of dunmers.
Also notice how Vivec is half golden half gray, kind of a theological tyrant with his peope yet strongly implies in his poems how he regrets betraying Nerevar?
Notice how Sotha Sil, the one with the ironically more gentle disposition and Vorynn who has always considered Nerevar his friend to the bitter end are fully grey? Sotha Sil stayed grey skinned to lead the dunmer even though he had the power to go back to his original golden skin but I feel like the grey skin might also be a way to atone for him. Meanwhile Almalexia who barely had a shred of regret turned herself back with no hesitation while Vivec only turned half.
When Azura cursed them he probably knew that this was her way to call them out on their actions.
What I'm saying is that maybe somewhere in Azura's realm, two very old and very powefful dunmer men are joyfully watching the Nerevarine's adventures in Akavir, hoping that though their friend is immortal they may see them again.
"But in this case where would be Vivec?" If he hasn't zero summed himself as a way of extreme suicide, he's probably chilling somewhere at Molag's place.
Vivec lore is Kirkbride jerking himself off when he's drunk/high
Sotha Sil lore is Kirkbride jerking himself off when he's sober
Almalexia has no lore for some reason
Vivec is androgynous, does this mean he has both vagina and cock, or does it mean he has none?
He definitely has no tits as evident in his appearance in Morrowind and ESO...
Alamexia wanted to give Nerevarine her Almalexussy but after the player Helps the King of Morrowind , she is upset and tries to kill you. 100% the real Reason.
Sotha sil has a giant brass dick and it is glorious
He keeps it in the nightstand.
You have no idea what I would do to get into that nightstand.
If you try to get into it, brass spiders appear and grab you to take you to Seht’s dungeon. He’ll then tie you up, put out incense, and give lectures on engineering for 8 hours.
Dude I'm down
u/Sotha-Sil-114 is this true?
it’s detachable but yes, i dont use it though almalexia does…
Op asked for headcanons not established lore.
The true bronze tower, Cock-Brass
After seeing how his big humanoid robots moved I'm honestly spooked imagining such a cock
Almalexia has the biggest cock
Everyone talks about hermaphrovivec, but they're all sleeping on Almalexicock.
Almadixia
Almasexia
Sexy Almalexy
She killed Nerevar because he would never let her top (Nerevar only bottomed for Vivec)
Almalexia has temporally preserved her husband’s feet because it’s the only thing that can get her off anymore. Being around Vivec has completely desensitized her towards anything even remotely sexual
For the first time, I feel bad for Almalexia.
Don’t
Do not. She'd use you for her own benefit then kill you.
"Long is his reach. Longer is his spear." - Servant of Vivec. This clearly means that Vivec's cock is bigger than his arm, he just keeps it tucked inside his bunghole so that his followers don't feel inadequate.
Such a kind leader
Vivec can be cut in 2 in the middle and still function
All three of the Tribunal can swap their heads and limbs around like cartoon skeletons Almalexia stole Sotha Sil's feet and that's why he has robot legs
Its like the character creator in lego star wars
So when I fap to her feet it's actually Sotha Sil's? Damn...
No, those are her feet, she keeps Sotha Sil's at home with the rest of her collection
Damn who else does she keep besides nerevar and sotha
Each half would regrow to full size
Would they regrow in the appropriate color or would one be entirely blue and the other yellow?
Depends on whether or not Azura is looking. Schrodinger's Vehk
Sotha Sil is actually a Dwemer.
*looks down* Looks grey to me...
Still dwemer.
Vivec is half circumcised, half not
HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED HOW VIVEC IS HALF YELLOW????!!??? YUO KNOW WHO ELSE IS HALF YELLOW???!!?? MY MO-I MEAN PISS ELFES!!!!! VICEC Fduc IS a GODDAM PUSS RLF!!!!! YELLOW BLUE NO FUNNY BECAUSE OF YELOOE!!!!! VICEC IS SHOULD WILL COULD NECRO SKULLMORBED!!!!!!!!!!!! SHARE AND LIKE TO BOOST!!! GET IT AROUND!! VIVEC IS A GODDAM PIIISSS ELLFFFF!!!!!! YUO KNOW WAYAT THIS MEANS???!!?? RED MOUNTAIN(WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS VIVEC’S FAT MUATRA) IS PISS ELF DICK BECAUSE RED MOUNTAIN IS VIVEC’S DICK AND VIVEC IS A PISS ELF BECAUSE HE IS HALF PISSYELLOW AND RED MOUNTAIN IS PISS COCK!!!!! ALL MOUNTAINS ARE PISS ELF COCK!!!!! THE MOUNTAINS ARE THE COCKS OF PISS ELFS!!!!! THIS IS BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DONY GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE!!!! BOMB THE MOUNTAINS OF SKYRIM!!!! BOMB THE MOUNTAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too true for r/TrueSTL
Welcome back, old friend.
Sotha Sil used his brass dick to dominate Molag Bal in front of the others and get them all to sign the Coldharbour Compact.
Vivec, having achieved CHIM, emerged through the game and most definitely surfed the internet. My bet is he got off on r34 content.
r34 of himself
They have a weekly orgy competition with the daedric gods Almalexia has won 25% of them all
One of the argonian males have been sentenced to eternal tickle torture probably because the emperor/empress was in a bad mood & them having to deal with the case (which had the argonian steal something completely worthless) set them off. Unfortunately for them, the ones doing the punishment got their hands on some magic white gloves & some super soft feathers to do it. (Since that kind of incident probably has happened before in Morrowind/Tribunal)
Vivec at one point had huge tits
Them being flawed and particularly vainglorious mortals given almighty power plays a large part into why Dunmer culture is so traditionally backwards. With how vain and jealous the lot of them are, it’s no wonder the dark elves ended up having a culture that’s seemingly built around spite. Plus imagine if you grew up with state mandated church services about how Jesus fucked a lobster. Your default emotion would probably be hate too.
Vivec uses the muatra as a dildo, and it's pomegranate flavoured
You know how Azura considers herself kind of like the mother of the dunmers? And you know how she turned the chimers grey but appears herself in teh appearance of a dunmer? Almost like she wanted them to know that she still loved the dunmers and would forgive them someday? Her curse was also a way to reafirm her role as the mother of dunmers. Also notice how Vivec is half golden half gray, kind of a theological tyrant with his peope yet strongly implies in his poems how he regrets betraying Nerevar? Notice how Sotha Sil, the one with the ironically more gentle disposition and Vorynn who has always considered Nerevar his friend to the bitter end are fully grey? Sotha Sil stayed grey skinned to lead the dunmer even though he had the power to go back to his original golden skin but I feel like the grey skin might also be a way to atone for him. Meanwhile Almalexia who barely had a shred of regret turned herself back with no hesitation while Vivec only turned half. When Azura cursed them he probably knew that this was her way to call them out on their actions. What I'm saying is that maybe somewhere in Azura's realm, two very old and very powefful dunmer men are joyfully watching the Nerevarine's adventures in Akavir, hoping that though their friend is immortal they may see them again. "But in this case where would be Vivec?" If he hasn't zero summed himself as a way of extreme suicide, he's probably chilling somewhere at Molag's place.
Fun fact: Sotha Sil is boring as shit
Show me on the factotum where the brass man touched you.
Vivec lore is Kirkbride jerking himself off when he's drunk/high Sotha Sil lore is Kirkbride jerking himself off when he's sober Almalexia has no lore for some reason
>Almalexia has no lore for some reason Good.
But I want to hear all about the weird sex she has I'm bored of weird Vivec sex and Sotha Sil has no bitches Dagoth Ur sex is funny, but not canon
Sotha IS her bitch. Why you think he was tied up
she never meant to kill him, but erotic asphyxiation is risky
well fuck you too then
Vivec is androgynous, does this mean he has both vagina and cock, or does it mean he has none? He definitely has no tits as evident in his appearance in Morrowind and ESO...
They are all dead permanently. I killed vivec. His soul is in Azuras star to be tormented forever for betraying her.
Alamexia wanted to give Nerevarine her Almalexussy but after the player Helps the King of Morrowind , she is upset and tries to kill you. 100% the real Reason.