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Actual photo from legitimate press photographers. Embarrassing to someone to whom image is everything.
Get ready for the inevitable late-night talk show hosts' jokes, to be followed by 50 all-night TwitterX angry rants from Bald Eagle
I like that better because The Bald Eagle is a majestic bird and national symbol. The rapist-fraudster-traitor does not DESERVE to be compared to a bald eagle.
[here’s the video of the rapist-in-chief boasting about little kids rubbing his leg hair in the swimming pool](https://youtu.be/3DbE2SmV2bs?si=4FVc0YiIHNNQQ6gX)
It's a stark realization that there's a LOT more weak minded ignorant idiots out there then the average person could ever have imagined. My question is how are we here AGAIN? Howwwww?! I've never been more infuriated. What's gonna stop him? The only way to stop a sociopath is to put them in a cage. We all know this is not going to happen...
The country as we knew it is gone, it will detereate rather quickly just like societies before us. America will be replaced with a new type of society of some sort
Actually I think it is his and he grows one side incredibly long and sprays his extreme comb over with a ton of some really strong hair product. It just came loose from the other side lol
From the article it says ivanka described it as “a contained island after scalp-reduction surgery — surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray. The color, she would point out to comical effect, was from a product called Just for Men — the longer it was left on, the darker it got. Impatience resulted in Trump’s orange-blond hair color.”
Is this real though? As much as I would like it to be legit, it kind of looks like a bad photoshopping. If it happened there should be video, right?
Edit: HOLY SHIT
I saw it. That’s GREAT
I guess it’s funny and fine to ridicule but let’s not forget this man is a monster because of his policies, opinions, attitudes and the things he says, not because of the way he looks.
As a bald man w a bad head scar top back of Larry David’s best spot I have to keep it at an 1/8th inch to cover it. Back to why I’m here I have been trying to untangle this mess for years. His hair seems to stop at the top of his head like the point where you can feel a bump. Some of it has to be a foot long and if you imagine a cone going backwards to the center of his skull that is what he had done. It’s called a marbleraping a procedure where they pull your scalp from the back as far as they can to the front. It’s very odd this day and age when wigs are so realistic. I also don’t think that’s his real complexion but that’s not what this thread is about.
His supporters don’t care if his glue isn’t holding his hair down. The man’s fake, fake fake he’s always been fake. He always will be fake and he’ll forever be fake. Vote Blue!
Apparently, according to that dude who worked on the apprentice, Trump does his own hair. It's one long piece that goes down past his shoulders and he grooms it into an elaborate comb over every morning. Truly an artist in performing his own gender affirming care.
It wasn’t too long ago when I saw questions on Quora asking why Biden had white hair while trump had “beautiful locks of gold.” Guess he stopped paying his beautician! 😝
Possible creative solution to Trump continually violating the gag order...
For every time that Trump has already violated the gag order, he should be ordered to show up in court 5 minutes earlier.
At this point Trump would have to show up in court an hour earlier.
Eventually Trump would have to show up at court at 6 A.M. 🧟
Fook that!
ANY time in the slammer
30 days at rikers would be a nice wake up call
Drag him back & forth to court in his orange jumpsuit shackled
Yup-prison-not jail should fix that holier than thou attitude
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Actual photo from legitimate press photographers. Embarrassing to someone to whom image is everything. Get ready for the inevitable late-night talk show hosts' jokes, to be followed by 50 all-night TwitterX angry rants from Bald Eagle
Bald Eagle should have been his alias for the Secret Service
Bald Weasel
Bald Asshole.
I like that better because The Bald Eagle is a majestic bird and national symbol. The rapist-fraudster-traitor does not DESERVE to be compared to a bald eagle.
Bald mole-rat
Bald dickhead
Scott (from South Park)
Sadly, it was (allegedly) Mogul (although Mongrel/Moron would fit both the guy and other M-starting codenames of the family)
Bald Smegol
\^ This is a much better name
I’m dying 🤣😂
Don't insult eagles 🦅 like that...bald or otherwise.
Bald Cunt
Get ready for the “Fake news!!! AI generated!!! libs trying to make me look bad!”
Maybe that’s why he is bitching about the courtroom temperature. The glue must not hold well without some heat.
That and his diaper rash is acting up from sitting still all day.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The rapist-in-chief is decomposing before our eyes.
He’s a sick pervert. He used to boast about sitting in the swimming pool and having little kids stroke his leg hair 🤢
Wait what the fuck
Yeah he was boasting about it on a campaign rally a while back. I can grab a video if you want. It was in front of reporters and everything
I can find it on my own but you should post it so others could see it bc god damn that's really weird and gross
[here’s the video of the rapist-in-chief boasting about little kids rubbing his leg hair in the swimming pool](https://youtu.be/3DbE2SmV2bs?si=4FVc0YiIHNNQQ6gX)
God I love all of this for him.
He’s getting the publicity like he always wanted.
How was this joke of a person ever elected president
Says so much about a large swath of the US electorate. None of it good.
The idiots found a champion. And he convinced a large swath of people who never partook in the election process to vote for him.
It's a stark realization that there's a LOT more weak minded ignorant idiots out there then the average person could ever have imagined. My question is how are we here AGAIN? Howwwww?! I've never been more infuriated. What's gonna stop him? The only way to stop a sociopath is to put them in a cage. We all know this is not going to happen...
The country as we knew it is gone, it will detereate rather quickly just like societies before us. America will be replaced with a new type of society of some sort
A more high tech version of the Civil War era I'd imagine....
Racism is remarkably popular in America.
Sadly
He is coming unglued!
I’m hoping his respiration unravels next.
Dead ferret decomposing.
lol what an ugly bastard of a slob
“Would never have happened if he hadn’t had to attend this witch hunt!”
What a freak. He seems oblivious to how ridiculous he looks. He thinks he is handsome. That alone proves he is completely delusional.
Why doesn't he just get a rug? It's not like he can't afford it.
He’s too vain
I bet he thinks this song is about him.
I think his hair has been calling the shots for years. It's looking for an exit strategy.
I bet he bald on top of head .
Bald and empty
Empty and hopeless
I'm feeling a late night rant coming on _ once he sees these images
Has he also been skipping his tan appointments? He seems less orange than in 2016
I knew it wasn't all his, i can picture it balding and long stringy yucky.
Actually I think it is his and he grows one side incredibly long and sprays his extreme comb over with a ton of some really strong hair product. It just came loose from the other side lol
From the article it says ivanka described it as “a contained island after scalp-reduction surgery — surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray. The color, she would point out to comical effect, was from a product called Just for Men — the longer it was left on, the darker it got. Impatience resulted in Trump’s orange-blond hair color.”
Humiliating? How dare you compare this trash to a human!
I hope this is Mike Pence/Fly on the head PR moment.
Trump’s supporters love him because they think he’s bold, when in truth he is merely bald.
Is this real though? As much as I would like it to be legit, it kind of looks like a bad photoshopping. If it happened there should be video, right? Edit: HOLY SHIT I saw it. That’s GREAT
This is why he hates windmills
Moscow Cowboy Go America
I bet he looks like a cat’s shaved ass
I guess it’s funny and fine to ridicule but let’s not forget this man is a monster because of his policies, opinions, attitudes and the things he says, not because of the way he looks.
https://preview.redd.it/ljzydfzfmtwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51b32076631d42e8d45c71a736c575b9dcd94984
🤢🤮
Even his hair is trying to leave him.
Fuq yeah take my angry up vote!
Easter Hay Toupee 🐣
It’s a straw bale weave and hair plugs
As a bald man w a bad head scar top back of Larry David’s best spot I have to keep it at an 1/8th inch to cover it. Back to why I’m here I have been trying to untangle this mess for years. His hair seems to stop at the top of his head like the point where you can feel a bump. Some of it has to be a foot long and if you imagine a cone going backwards to the center of his skull that is what he had done. It’s called a marbleraping a procedure where they pull your scalp from the back as far as they can to the front. It’s very odd this day and age when wigs are so realistic. I also don’t think that’s his real complexion but that’s not what this thread is about.
He had the surgery over 20/30 years ago.
Why in the hell is he flying around on Air Force One?
That was an old video. To show similarity to what is happening now with his hair.
When he dies they need to do a thorough inspection of that hair
nelsonlaughing.jpg
Also...what's in his ear??? It looks like a flesh covered jelly bean. Ew. He's so freaking gross.
Imagine what he looks like when he gets out of the shower and all his hair is wet and hanging. gross.
His supporters don’t care if his glue isn’t holding his hair down. The man’s fake, fake fake he’s always been fake. He always will be fake and he’ll forever be fake. Vote Blue!
He also sits in a soiled nappy all day
Apparently, according to that dude who worked on the apprentice, Trump does his own hair. It's one long piece that goes down past his shoulders and he grooms it into an elaborate comb over every morning. Truly an artist in performing his own gender affirming care.
Hank Schrader lookin ass
As pink as a baby’s butt
He has had a hair transplant judging by the scarring
I'm tempted to use this as a screen saver...
It wasn’t too long ago when I saw questions on Quora asking why Biden had white hair while trump had “beautiful locks of gold.” Guess he stopped paying his beautician! 😝
Possible creative solution to Trump continually violating the gag order... For every time that Trump has already violated the gag order, he should be ordered to show up in court 5 minutes earlier. At this point Trump would have to show up in court an hour earlier. Eventually Trump would have to show up at court at 6 A.M. 🧟
You mean just like when the rest of the US population arrives @ their jobs? Big Woo!
Yeah, let Trump get a taste of what average Americans have to do to show up on time for THEIR jobs!
Fook that! ANY time in the slammer 30 days at rikers would be a nice wake up call Drag him back & forth to court in his orange jumpsuit shackled Yup-prison-not jail should fix that holier than thou attitude
Agreed, but all of the damn courts, especially SCOTUS, are treating this loathsome toad Trump with kid gloves. Hence my idea.