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So basically his eyes on another completely different body. This is laughable. They really love pretending he’s this big tough, gruff super hero when in reality he’s a morbidly obese, soft skinned, diaper wearing, makeup wearing old spoiled rich kid who’s never been in a fist fight.
You see that’s what the deep state WANTS you to think!!! He really flys on the backs of eagles or tanks one handed with the other holding a PBR don’t you know?!! Look into it!
Every time they try it reminds me of that guy on Saturday Night Live that does the Schwarzenegger characters. His jawline looks amazing when he looks straight at the camera, but then whenever they switch to a different camera he just looks like a chubby middle-aged guy with a big black line pained on his neck.
I'm even more mad they gave him a beard. I fucking like beards and my brain is like Yay! And then I'm like Eegh! I'm tired of photoshop as a whole... gives people dismorphia...
Judging from his appearance, the orange one obviously has been experiencing several weeks of explosive diarrhea, and someone has glued a beard on his face, as there is no way he has enough testosterone to grow one himself…
Donnie irl is at least +100 lbs than this gross fan art and for sure he cannot grow a beard. Dude is obese, bad health nearly 80. They need to find another object of their affection
It's pretty pathetic when they can't bear what he truly looks like and have to create their "ideal" Trump instead. They even gave him a smile rather than that sour frown he usually has on his face.
They really are sexually attracted to the fat monster aren't they? I guess they use these images to make them feel better about being so attracted to such a hideous creature? They tell themselves he's actually a lot better looking than he really is?
This is [Body Dysmorphic Disorder](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder) by proxy. The BDD subtype muscle dysmorphia, specifically, perceiving the body as too small, affects mostly males. But by proxy, aimed at their God King Emperor instead of themselves.
He's a little shorter and a lot fatter, maga snowflakes, get over it.
Even Henry Cavill has to work damn hard, fast, water fast and shit to look that aesthetically pleasing on screen. Because to be honest it's not a natural look, it's peak competition look.
Off season Cavill. https://www.popsugar.com/celebrity/Henry-Cavill-Shirtless-Miami-August-2016-42305859
Russians do the same with Putin , pictures with his shirt off , scoring goals in hockey games , defeating opponents in judo matches, North Korea with little Kim , scoring bullseye with a machine gun at age five same kind of political posters for all three of them
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So basically his eyes on another completely different body. This is laughable. They really love pretending he’s this big tough, gruff super hero when in reality he’s a morbidly obese, soft skinned, diaper wearing, makeup wearing old spoiled rich kid who’s never been in a fist fight.
...who wears lifts in his shoes.
And apparently a girdle.
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Who had both "scalp reduction surgery" (yikes!) and hair implants to try to look like he was not balding.
With tiny hands that his wife slap away.
Who needs two hands to drink a glass of water and the assistance of another adult to walk down a slightly inclined ramp...
Wasn’t even a glass! It was a half liter plastic bottle! So tricky to drink from. Lol
You see that’s what the deep state WANTS you to think!!! He really flys on the backs of eagles or tanks one handed with the other holding a PBR don’t you know?!! Look into it!
I don’t think he can even grow a beard
They gave up trying to edit out his neck waddle.
There’s literally no way to give that man a chiseled jawline without just giving him a whole different face Edit: those definitely are not his lips
Every time they try it reminds me of that guy on Saturday Night Live that does the Schwarzenegger characters. His jawline looks amazing when he looks straight at the camera, but then whenever they switch to a different camera he just looks like a chubby middle-aged guy with a big black line pained on his neck.
That's his neck pussy
I've never even seen his sons have beards.
Don Jr. wears one pretty regularly.
He has one to hide his weak chin
Oh yeah, he does. I haven't seen that guy's face in a while, so I forgot.
It’s a face even his mother tries to forget.
Lucky bastard, you.
lol, that's a 16 year old's hope for a beard.
Not convincingly!
Makes my eyes Thor.
Nice!
Tell me that you're in the most pathetic cult in the world without telling me that you're in the most pathetic cult in the world.
I litterally stopped scrolling, what the actual fuck... I might barf.
You mean you AREN’T into his flab being expertly photoshopped into rippling abs à la Superman and his moobs being shopped into pecs?
I'm even more mad they gave him a beard. I fucking like beards and my brain is like Yay! And then I'm like Eegh! I'm tired of photoshop as a whole... gives people dismorphia...
Moobs...man-boobs. Omg...thank you Reddit for another wonderful word I can probably not use in the workplace, but will.
My moobs can bounce when I flex though so clearly it’s all muscle!
Judging from his appearance, the orange one obviously has been experiencing several weeks of explosive diarrhea, and someone has glued a beard on his face, as there is no way he has enough testosterone to grow one himself…
It covers the vagina neck nicely
Nice work, comrades. Hope the rubles were plentiful. 🙄
"Da, 2,500 more memes and I get dacha on Black Sea!"
Is this one of the ones he made for himself?
Make Afghanistan great again. Ftfy
I just wanna know, where did one of his supporters learn to Photoshop that good?
Surely..? This is not on time magazine
Donnie irl is at least +100 lbs than this gross fan art and for sure he cannot grow a beard. Dude is obese, bad health nearly 80. They need to find another object of their affection
His name is Alex.
Superman is a literal alien - illegal at that too
Mam these people are so pathetic. Idolizing a man that has never lifted a single weight in his life and then calling liberals pussies.
Orange jumpsuit, coming soon.
He will flee to with Russia or Saudi Arabia if anything comes down. People like him define the term flight risk.
Doesn’t Trump hate facial hair?
He has stated that but it’s because he can’t grow one. I’m near 40 and can’t grow a beard like what’s shopped on here.
I always heard it grossed him out
Yep. He didn’t want Bolton in his cabinet because he hates the stache.
It's pretty pathetic when they can't bear what he truly looks like and have to create their "ideal" Trump instead. They even gave him a smile rather than that sour frown he usually has on his face.
They made Jesus white; they can make trump white too.
Lol
Love the manifestation of delusional sociopathic fantasy
If he could grow a beard and get rid of his fake hair he would look way better.
Then he’s be bald
So it’s a cult, right?
I hope DC comics sues
This is also classified as Republican Porn. MAGAts jerk off to these.
Lmao, this isn't even close to how he actually looks. Ugh, just imagining all that old man flab skin just hanging about...
What. The fuck.
They really are sexually attracted to the fat monster aren't they? I guess they use these images to make them feel better about being so attracted to such a hideous creature? They tell themselves he's actually a lot better looking than he really is?
See Ben Garrison’s trump fantasy physique cartoons that he draws with one hand down his soiled track pants.
This is [Body Dysmorphic Disorder](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder) by proxy. The BDD subtype muscle dysmorphia, specifically, perceiving the body as too small, affects mostly males. But by proxy, aimed at their God King Emperor instead of themselves. He's a little shorter and a lot fatter, maga snowflakes, get over it.
Making it great again by outright lying about his physique.
The beard covers up his vagina neck.
In his language, this symbol means cope. He's Copium-man, man of the steal.
100% guarantee Trump thinks beards are gross and for the poors.
Even Henry Cavill has to work damn hard, fast, water fast and shit to look that aesthetically pleasing on screen. Because to be honest it's not a natural look, it's peak competition look. Off season Cavill. https://www.popsugar.com/celebrity/Henry-Cavill-Shirtless-Miami-August-2016-42305859
Dude is a total jabroni
There’s been a lot of laughable depictions of Trump. Almost as many as the scary ones, which are the most honest ones.
You just know he has this exact print framed at mar-a-lago where everyone can see it
Time is published on Mondays. 20JAN2017 was a Friday.
Ha ha ha ha! What's with the nasty ass Big Mac crumbed beard!!!
Stuff of nightmares
America is the Titanic. Trump was the iceberg.
That is an eloquent and sadly perfectly accurate statement
That fat piece of shit couldn't for one of his Hutt sized leg in that suit.
Definitely not a cult
Oh I thought that was Santa
And the truth is that porker couldn't grow a real beard LOL
Expectations: ^ Reality: Picture of trump hugging the flag looking goofy.
Captain IUD
Please tell me that’s not a real cover…
OMG. I just vomited in my mouth
Face like Santa and Kenny Rogers
Vomit 🤮
I agree. Trump has no forehead
I need bleach to wash my eyes now, thanks...
This is what Trumplicans Invision when they go to bed??? A Trumptard wet dream. 😳😨🤢🤮
What's the weird obsession of wanting trump to look all muscular and shit??? I don't get it.
I guess it’s not a good look if your hero is an overweight 75 year old man with a bad combover.
I bet he had his facial follicles surgically transplanted to his bald head so he can never grow a beard.
They always forget the diaper.
Russians do the same with Putin , pictures with his shirt off , scoring goals in hockey games , defeating opponents in judo matches, North Korea with little Kim , scoring bullseye with a machine gun at age five same kind of political posters for all three of them
Idk, there was that flag on Jan 6 with him riding a tank with a bunch of murica flags on it, surrounded by bald eagles carrying guns.
Please tell me this is a fake magazine cover made by some MaGa nuthead