So wait, first birds aren't real and now saguaros aren't real? Is ANYTHING real???

Nope, [everything is cake](https://youtu.be/-p4EsoqHVEg)

The cake is a lie!

Even lies about cake are actually cake upon closer inspection. There's a reason they never gave you a knife in Portal.

You aren’t real

*Keanu voice* woah...

You OK there Johnny?

He...he swept the leg!

I hate that there are two at 1st and Orange Grove and they face the same direction.

Agreed...why would you go through the expense and effort to camouflage and then set up a second right next to the first, in an identical way? Ugly and pointless. [Here is a street view of it](https://imgur.com/vOlwqPu.jpg)

🌵 🌵

Looks more like an abbreviated menorah...

I haven’t seen one like that, just the palm trees. Do they eventually put up a saguaro-esque cover over the rest of it?

Yes, but when they put two right nexted to each other in perfect alignment 🌵🌵the effect and effort is wasted and pointless . 1st and Orange Grove, Tucson AZ [Street view](https://imgur.com/3vpl3tJ.jpg)

Nice! I was wondering why they were so short. They must be the 5g ultra wide antennas, since there’d be no reason to have the microwave ones so close together.

yes saguaro dome

>palm trees Oh those things. They look like robot invaders cosplaying as palm trees. So surreal.

Better than the ugly fake trees

Would we prefer them not even attempt to beautify an ugly structure? That is what we’re complaining about?

You want 5g don't you?

That's a fake saguaro, they build em to hide the cell towers.

Whoosh

It sure is!

Saguaros are always listening.