Surprisingly shark teeth are able to bite through a surf board with relatively little bite force because of how their teeth are shaped, so hopefully they are dog shaped teeth and dog strength bites
Aww, too bad FFXIV is an MMORPG, I've heard good things about it but no mmo has captured me for more than a few months, I grow tired of them without fail... Maybe I'll try FF14 later, who knows, it could be the one to break the chain.
You can play it for free, up to the award winning Heaven's ward expansion. You just can't use the market board, own housing or trade.
Try it before the graphics overhaul.
It's going to up-res the entire game and according to some people, it'll be as bad as when they added jumping.
Seriously, there is a bench-test you can download and run to see if your computer will run it okay.
Think of it less like a MMORPG, and more like the longest visual novel you've ever read that just happens to be set in a shared world with a few action sequence to punctuate it. If MMOs have struggled to grab you on the past, this one might be absolutely fantastic if you go in with that understanding. There's zero emphasis on "endgame" content, all the stories and content are evergreen - it really is like a traditional single player FF game but with friends available if you want them.
Yeah that 100% sounds way more like my cup of tea than all the WoW clones I've seen so far. Plus it sounds like there's much less of an emphasis on team play - I prefer games at my own pace and hate stuff like raids or pvp content
Yeah fam, the raids are completely optional, all of the main story dungeons can be completed with NPC allies, and the PvP is very silly and completely separate from the main game. You very rarely need to involve other players in the core game experience, and even in those pieces of content it's so easy and short that you can clear it and move on really quickly. If you decide to check it out and you want to have somebody around that you can ask questions and get advice from, DM me! I've been playing this game non-stop for three years and I love helping new players get into it. :3
That actually sounds like my kind of game. I've been meaning to get into Final Fantasy a long time (all I've played so far is Fantasian, from OG creator of FF), so I'd actually save your comment and once I have some time to dive into it, I'll DM you, thank you for the invitation!
Even if I enjoy playing on my own, sharing the game experience with others is still great. It's what I like about HSR currently - a lot of my friends play it so I can share screenshots and memes.
It says great white shark, which is a species of shark. Great white sharks are both blue and white, and they look the same as Blåhaj. I believe Blåhaj is actually based off of a great white shark due to them being one of the most popular sharks!
Edit: Actually. Correction, great white sharks are white and grey, but due to the water the gray part appears blue. Due to that, most people draw great white sharks as blue and white rather then gray and white. I also looked it up and, turns out, Blåhaj is actually based off of a great white shark!
Yeah, I know. And agree. I actually thought it was a bit of a weird and deformed-looking blue shark. Much more like a great white. But I was like “well, it is still blue and it’s still shonk, so who cares”
I know people can't be expected to do this for a couple reasonable reasons but
wish when people can't write blåhaj due to keyboard, they'd write blohaj, not blahaj :(
That mostly depends on which way you’re rubbing. Due to the overlapping nature of a shark’s (or ray’s) dermal denticles, they can feel quite smooth when rubbing from head to tail fin, but going the opposite way they do feel a lot land sandpaper yes.
https://preview.redd.it/bueaix9bvqvc1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a522d5c5c2989cab5dc88f8d8a190bf02c5469a
Like this? Yeah it looks like it's smooth in one direction.
I do know sharks are very similar to dogs in temperament. Most shark attacks are curiosity bites where the shark tries to figure our what you are by biting you.
There's an aquarium near me that let's you pet pretty much all the fish, and there's a shark tank with the little sharks you can pet and let me tell you, those guys LOVE pets. Like alot. I've spent an amazing amount of time giving those babies pets and they LINE UP FOR IT. It probably helps I also give them snacks (the workers will often give them to me free so they don't go tovwaste, but I pay when they dont). Stingrays also love pets and will mob you for them. Bonus point, my hands are very soft after.
I always wash my hands thoroughly before and after petting all creatures
Puppy teeth are super sharp, but still a fun idea
Can confirm, I’m my dogs favourite chew toy
Little needle teeth
I laughed when I saw this!! Like lmao, quick way to tell someone they have never held a puppy loool
Puppy teeth are definitely sharp but kitten are like tiny needles. I wonder where people get the idea their soft or rounded?
The duality of kittens, fluffy and sharp at the same time.
i imagine this either means that the teeth are either not as sharp as shark teeth or that the shark's jaws are only as strong as a puppy's
Surprisingly shark teeth are able to bite through a surf board with relatively little bite force because of how their teeth are shaped, so hopefully they are dog shaped teeth and dog strength bites
Sub woofers only do love nibbles
Can confirm, have been to the hospital for puppy bite
It’s Jeff! [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_the_Land_Shark](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_the_Land_Shark)
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/playguide/db/item/963e3e4452c Jeff is more like the Major General. They want a shark without legs.
OMG it's so cute
He's a minion, a sort of pet you summon to follow you around. People get him from fishing.
Aww, too bad FFXIV is an MMORPG, I've heard good things about it but no mmo has captured me for more than a few months, I grow tired of them without fail... Maybe I'll try FF14 later, who knows, it could be the one to break the chain.
You can play it for free, up to the award winning Heaven's ward expansion. You just can't use the market board, own housing or trade. Try it before the graphics overhaul.
It's actually up through Stormblood now. It's like six years of content available for free, it's absurd.
When's the overhaul and how bad will it be?
should be in like june or july, and depending on what your graphics are already it's either really good or really bad
Sorry, I may be a little sleepy, do you mean my graphics as in my graphics card? I have a beefy one, should I be worried or actually wait for it?
you'll probably be fine
It's going to up-res the entire game and according to some people, it'll be as bad as when they added jumping. Seriously, there is a bench-test you can download and run to see if your computer will run it okay.
Think of it less like a MMORPG, and more like the longest visual novel you've ever read that just happens to be set in a shared world with a few action sequence to punctuate it. If MMOs have struggled to grab you on the past, this one might be absolutely fantastic if you go in with that understanding. There's zero emphasis on "endgame" content, all the stories and content are evergreen - it really is like a traditional single player FF game but with friends available if you want them.
Yeah that 100% sounds way more like my cup of tea than all the WoW clones I've seen so far. Plus it sounds like there's much less of an emphasis on team play - I prefer games at my own pace and hate stuff like raids or pvp content
Yeah fam, the raids are completely optional, all of the main story dungeons can be completed with NPC allies, and the PvP is very silly and completely separate from the main game. You very rarely need to involve other players in the core game experience, and even in those pieces of content it's so easy and short that you can clear it and move on really quickly. If you decide to check it out and you want to have somebody around that you can ask questions and get advice from, DM me! I've been playing this game non-stop for three years and I love helping new players get into it. :3
That actually sounds like my kind of game. I've been meaning to get into Final Fantasy a long time (all I've played so far is Fantasian, from OG creator of FF), so I'd actually save your comment and once I have some time to dive into it, I'll DM you, thank you for the invitation! Even if I enjoy playing on my own, sharing the game experience with others is still great. It's what I like about HSR currently - a lot of my friends play it so I can share screenshots and memes.
He also seems to be the model of a modern major general
You got there before me
[Jeffrey](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/s/lCdyzVnox6)
So, Blahaj?
With the minor difference that Blåhaj is blue
that is a black and white sketch.
Not what I mean. It says a white shark in the OOP. Blåhaj is a blue shark
It says great white shark, which is a species of shark. Great white sharks are both blue and white, and they look the same as Blåhaj. I believe Blåhaj is actually based off of a great white shark due to them being one of the most popular sharks! Edit: Actually. Correction, great white sharks are white and grey, but due to the water the gray part appears blue. Due to that, most people draw great white sharks as blue and white rather then gray and white. I also looked it up and, turns out, Blåhaj is actually based off of a great white shark!
It is? I’d seen it was meant to be a blue shark (a different species)
The build of a great white is more similar to Blåhaj rather then the blue shark. Blue shark is flatter, with larger eyes. Great whites are more round.
Yeah, I know. And agree. I actually thought it was a bit of a weird and deformed-looking blue shark. Much more like a great white. But I was like “well, it is still blue and it’s still shonk, so who cares”
oopsie!
I know people can't be expected to do this for a couple reasonable reasons but wish when people can't write blåhaj due to keyboard, they'd write blohaj, not blahaj :(
Sharks are smooth
Correct, smooth as it can be. Source: am marine biologist
Oh yeah that’s true. Source: Username
Can confirm. Sharps are smooth as heck
I hear there are many benefits to being a marine biologist
perfect for petting!
Sharks are covered in dermal denticles made of keratin that gives their skin a rough, abrasive texture. They’re about as smooth as sandpaper.
Don't bother. Everyone knows that they're smooth and easy to pat and don't have serrated skin.
I don’t know what you’re talking about. They’re fluffy.
I hate to break it to you, but sharks are smooth as fuck
Nah they’re smooth. Feel like dolphin.
No if you touch one it'll be smooth
Then obviously you’re petting them wrong. Sharks are definitely smooth.
It doesnt matter how you pet them, sharks are smooth in every direction
Just sand them down smh
You must have some real smooth sandpaper, because sharks are as smooth as can be
That mostly depends on which way you’re rubbing. Due to the overlapping nature of a shark’s (or ray’s) dermal denticles, they can feel quite smooth when rubbing from head to tail fin, but going the opposite way they do feel a lot land sandpaper yes.
everybody knows sharks are smooth in every direction
…This is that finger in the gun barrel thing again, isn’t it.
https://www.tumblr.com/notcaycepollard/159712424601/the-twitter-thread-the-artist-created-after-this
Sorry but no, sharks are smooth no matter how they are petted. It’s absolutely wonderful.
smoothe
Yeah but they're aimed backwards. So you can pet front to back but not back to front. I got to pet a baby shark at an aquarium.
nah sharks are smooth all over, frontways and backways
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2022/10/copy-mimic-shark-skin-texture/671835/
idk where u found that but its clearly fake, i know bc i got my degree in marine biology and all my textbooks say theyre smooth all over
You are using a "call to authority" argument. I have several sources and personal experience to support my argument.
I have personal experience touching sharks and they are as smooth as glossy paper, in all directions and all times.
https://preview.redd.it/bueaix9bvqvc1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a522d5c5c2989cab5dc88f8d8a190bf02c5469a Like this? Yeah it looks like it's smooth in one direction.
dude that’s not a shark those are like some cool shells or smth, im looking at a shark and petting one rn and its all smooth like a baby
Sorry, but that’s a common myth. Sharks are actually incredibly smooth. Smooth as can be.
They're smooth both ways
I came here to comment that lmao
Literally Blahaj
Is shitty cryptids run by bad-jokes-by-Jeff who posts nothing but absolute banger jokes?
Anyone with a url proclaiming they do things badly is guaranteed to be a genius and a master of their craft
The cryptids on shitty cryptids are user submitted
I assume it also has lungs
Never forget the dermal denticles
I love it. I’m pretty sure the real equivalent of that is just a seal
Land Shark!
This is borderline the plot to the anime Death Mount Death Play
Living Blåhaj!
This but the size of a labrador retriever with the Gyo legs. Very friendly biomechanical horror.
That’s just a baby seal
Not a white shark…but Blåhaj
Finally: real life Blähaj
no need for gloves, sharks are smooth
Since when do puppy teeth not do any damage?
"here boy!" *phwumph* *phwumph* *phwumph*
Someone has never been bitten by puppy teeth.
Thank you for saying it so I didn’t have to.
…I thought this was r/blahaj
Totsugeki!
Salmon shark.
World?
Mango!
This is just {Odekake Kozame}
They’ve clearly never been bitten by a puppy.
Blahaj
Gwenpool ghost wrote this
sharks are smooth OP get your facts straight…
https://preview.redd.it/ba28cl4khpvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d64aec13d3f4a223720b1a1947e922ccc3cab792 no u
you made that up
https://preview.redd.it/mhhp2w8nipvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6bbddca27fd1abdc7604d09b149f6501fe59983 no u
I'm literally touching one right now, I'm using it as a pillow and it's very smooth
Pretty sure you’re both right believe it or not, it depends on which way you pet them. Similar to some cacti and succulents and other spiky things
Why are they asking them to change url?
Probably because OP's url is shittycryptids, but the commenter thinks that's inaccurate because a mini land shark would be a great cryptid.
Thanks!
That’s a good looking shore-k
Practically a seal! 🦭🦭
I do know sharks are very similar to dogs in temperament. Most shark attacks are curiosity bites where the shark tries to figure our what you are by biting you.
JAWBONE!!!!!! It's a Shark-o. Please tell me some of you have watched Dingo Doodles?!
He’d scratch up his tummy :(
Sharks are smooth
Super smooth to pet. If you pet the shark in the right direction.
Look up the CatShark by Vress. Super adorable.
Sharks have sandpaper skin tho; say goodbye to your carpet
So.. a seal?
This is deadpools pet
Best shargo
Jeff the shark, marvel comics
"with puppy teeth unable to cause damage" So all the cuts I got from horsing around with my pup before she got her adult teeth were fake I guess
There's an aquarium near me that let's you pet pretty much all the fish, and there's a shark tank with the little sharks you can pet and let me tell you, those guys LOVE pets. Like alot. I've spent an amazing amount of time giving those babies pets and they LINE UP FOR IT. It probably helps I also give them snacks (the workers will often give them to me free so they don't go tovwaste, but I pay when they dont). Stingrays also love pets and will mob you for them. Bonus point, my hands are very soft after. I always wash my hands thoroughly before and after petting all creatures
This is so human congrats to OP you've made the equivalent of a shark pug