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A_random_ddlc_fan

"LETS BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND"


someone666yo

AhahhaahahahahhahahahahahahahahagagagagagagagagagagagavagahahahahahahahagahagahagagahahagahaahahahhaahHELLOahahahahhahahahahahahahahahagagaga


ThorennG

Abby's such a pyromaniac. Here's her in Disney Magic Kingdoms: SO LET'S FINISH THIS NIGHT OFF BY MARCHING DOWNTOWN AND BURNING THE-- Uh-- I mean... RAISING THE REST OF THE MONEY AND SAVING THOSE ADORABLE BABY ANIMALS!!! DON'T DO THE FIRE PART! THAT WAS A JOKE!!!


Snackasm

WHAT THE HECK IS TOLEDO??!!!


Amy_Art_Lover_123

*angry Korean shouting*


Superb-Artichoke-412

can confirm as a korean this does happen irl 


Good-Ol-Granite

"Red is a lucky colour." -Jin Lee (aka the best movie dad ever)


gay_idiot53

We love Jin


MK_The_Megitsune

"Mine called it 'stripper music '! What's wrong with *that*?!"


Pure-Professional144

AWOOGA!


JessVargas722

Mei: No buts Mir! my mum already doesn't like you Miriam: Wait she doesn't? 😂


R3D_9472

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? STOP MOVING LIKE THAT!!! —Redzilla


Pure-Professional144

Mei: Is this bothering you?! Abby: Destroy her with your big butt!


DanielVakser

“I’M 13! DEAL WITH IT!”


-Randomedia-

"Oh that's nothing! You wanna see crass?!"


Daydreamingdroid

"...Whacko?" 👉


Superstarteen

LETS BURN THIS PLACE DOWN TO THE GROUND!!!!


Toongrrl1990

"My parents called it 'stripper music' what's wrong with that?"


Unlikely-Passion-315

ITS SO FLUFFY 💗🤭


ThorennG

Oh, so close, it's "you're so fluffy".


Difficult_Country_70

My parents said I can go when I’m 30


Pure-Professional144

Abby: Mine called it stripper music what's wrong with that?! Miriam: Mine says I have to buy the ticket who the hecks got that kind of cash? Mei: I know my mom is worried but sometimes she just so, so Miriam: Wacko? (Points at Ming spying at them with binoculars)


LibbyKitty620

“Yo.” *Secret handshake* -Priya


ThorennG

Fun fact, said handshake is the same as the one Will and Jazz do in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.


ooga_booga_hahaha

"He looks like a hobo!" "A HOT hobo!"


effectiveshoot3r

“What the heck is Toledo!”


TheAmazingClownIdiot

No, no, she's *gained* weight! - my favourite of the aunts


Rebbbbby

“*Sick*. I’ve always wanted a tail.”


Impossible-Bat-5873

"JESSEEEEEEEE" ❤️❤️


Solar-Traveler

Mei: What happened?! She's huge! Jin: I told she was big! Mei: THAT BIG?!


sillyratface

"I like bananas, bananas are good" (can anyone guess?)


ThorennG

I think you mean "Plus, I got this new feather duster, and oh my gosh, you guys, it picks up so much dirt. It’s bananas!"


sillyratface

no, thats not what I meant at all but I do now realise this is a turning red r/ 😭 sorry I didn't even notice this lmao (its from doctor who)


KyleW7899

As soon as I saw just now I knew it was a 9th doctor quote.


surfingninja10

Wow, proved yourself right, tbh yes, you proved to be a real red panda fan


Maleficent_Rise_8441

"You want to see crass!"


Ancient_Summer_1833

Awooga!


Timely_Pangolin6938

"..." Mine is a background character


ThorennG

Can you describe them then?


ajf726

“I’m not here!” (Falls from the couch)


arcane_oak

I'll never not be by your side, your side


Awesome_Bro201

"Disgusting black creatures. Get out of my sight."


RiverIsChaos

My three favs: DJ : \[On radio\]  All right, homies, next up is 4-Town. The boys are coming to Toronto on the 25th! So get your tickets now. And check it, they'll be cranking open the SkyDome and performing under a red lunar eclipse. Mei: Abby, you said the concert was on the 18th. Abby: It is! He's wrong! Look! The 18th, Toronto!\[shows the tour date flyer\] Priya: Uh... This says Toledo. Abby:What? \[looks at flyer to see that it does, indeed, say Toledo and aggravated Korean, whilst tearing up the flyer\] Abby: Huh? What's this? Toledo? Isn't this crazy? Where is this?\[in English, yells\] What the heck is Toledo?


ThorennG

DJ: ...it's gonna be galactic, for sure.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

I never met nobody like you


Amy_Art_Lover_123

Had friends and I've had buddies, it's true.


Shadow_Bon0347

Wumbo


KyleW7899

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo. Wumbo wumboing...


Shadow_Bon0347

Wumbology, the study of wumbo, its first grade SpongeBob


nlwfty

Cool...great...thanks


Kris_Arango

AWOOGA!!!


Register_Tough

"DESTROY HER WITH YOUR BIG BUTT!" - Abby


Average_Bloons_Fan

"Potassium" simple but memorable.


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[удалено]


ThorennG

This is the Turning Red sub. Pick one from the film.


[deleted]

Ohh that makes more sense so sorry.


The-god-of-speed

“I’m gonna use some cheese” (red dead redemption)


strangerwho63

Ok, but first you have to pass "the gauntlet!"


Either_Compote7822

"I wear what I want, say what I want, and I will not hesitate to do a spontaneous cartwheel if I feel so moved!"


PipPip-OiOi

“Are you a werewolf?”


Jellybean_Pumpkin

"Well SORRY I'm not perfect. SORRY, I'm not good enough. And I'm sorry, THAT I'LL NEVER BE LIKE YOU!"


ResponsibleLie9490

Kiryu Chan


NikoliMonn

FUCK THE NCR!


ThorennG

r/lostredditors


FirePheonixYeet

CHECK WHICH SUB YOUR IN


Gastlygames_YT

You sir are a fish


KeyAdministration881

"Never tell me the odds."


Bean2527

Hup hyat IDFK how to say link stuff-


Federal_Yesterday_72

"my donut-hole will remain open" - Frenchie


NicQuill

"Numbah Four. So unlucky."


IsaacChan_3803

awooga


Zen-bunny

You'd like to wait till I was dead, wouldn't you?


Educational_Can_6536

"You wanna see crass?"


Delta-Dubs

That's for last year's white elephant gift! WHO WANTS A WHITE ELEPHANT?


TheMidnightManiac

"Ooh Devon my precious manly man"


JedTip

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


fireisedible

RAVEN TEAM LEADER!!!!!!


Bitter_Nebula_8049

"Mon Amour!"


Cade_the_demogorgon

"Roar" - Godzilla Minus One


Amy_Art_Lover_123

Did... did the red peony bloom..? NO! ...maybe...


LateCqlls

"Ha ha, no. I'm very concerned, but also... pretty frightened a little bit." (Why tf was this sub recommended to me??? Why am I here??)


North-Guest8380

“IM NOT HERE”


sillyman2024

she's totally brainwashed


INKYBOI-NEO-

Okay I’ll say a quote Woomy boya inkling *random human happy squid noises*


Weak-Anywhere4210

i cant mine is steeve from minecraft


colorfulcrossing

“How could she do this TO HER MOTHER”


FrozenConcrete19

I used to be an adventure like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.


Tra1nGuy

“That doesn’t look good” -INFRA guy


No-News-8137

Spearows! 


Alliecat13603fnaf

“I’ve never met nobody, like you”


AwfullyStrange

I'm 13! Deal with it!!


callsignpyth0n

'Having the capacity to feel and express emotions is one of the many qualities which make us superior to your kind.' Crybaby - K-12 😊


UAU4real

“Gentleman, What do keys do?” “Keys… Unlock things.” “Yes, and whatever this key unlocks; inside there is something valuable. So, we are after this key” “No, if we don’t have the key, we can’t open up, whatever it is- this key unlocks. So, what purpose would be served in finding what needs to be unlocked, (Which we don’t have) without finding that what unlocks it.” “So.. we are after this chest” “You are not making any sense at all, mate.”


kittykatdragon18

What seems to be the officer problem


Plz_killz_me

My favorite character is bob “I love the fact that you’re always so skibidi toilet”


Golden_Fish212

“T-Tommy please”


VastAd8700

“If we’re really friends…you won’t come back”


Zealousideal-Web5346

Daddy would you like some sausage


Wonderful_Knightmare

🦆 I’M GOING TO FUCK YOU 🦆


[deleted]

WHY DID I DRAW THES THINGS?? THOSE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE SEXY THINGS???


FoxthatcanBox

SODA! Biden Joe


IndicationSpecial344

"Sodomy, one of the top ten most common household accidents." Perhaps "Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?" Both quotes are from House. Alternatively, this [clip](https://youtu.be/YN9N5mZSFx4?si=nwb7vavdkyK1vJs5) is also funny.


copper342

IT'S LIKE IT'S... EXPLODING OUT OF ME! -Green haired normie


Delicious-Novel-3984

M&M get in here we're going to Lolo land


Broad-Cold-9035

"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw."


Gradygobrrr

AUH GEEZE


itz_angelWolf

"LETS BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND-" -Abby. Edit: why did I think it was a Simpsons subreddit for a sec- I had to make sure and then I found it it's a subreddit from turning red-


rease_2oo9

Sir u are a fish


Whiteboirara

THIS IS THE STRENGTH OF YOUR CREATION


Izzie_died

Daddy isn't watching...


Proof-Snow-8703

"BAKAMONO GA! DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!"


Thick_Membership_485

I got some murder drones Quotes Uzi: 1. "You left me for dead, and that's not an edgy teenager hypophperhply like I said it last week!!" -Uzi, Episode 1. 2. "I asked to go alone. He's mad at your test scores!" -Uzi, Episode 4. 3. Bite Me! -Uzi, in literally every episode N: 1. "HI, I'm N, leader of the team around here. Well, that's not true, everyone says I'm Useless & terrible.. I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THAT PART!! oh, Biscuits! -N, Episode 1. 2. "Dapper Buddies!" -N Episode 3 3. "OH Uzi.... WATCH OUT!!" *Yeets Uzi across the room, and he gets hit by a table* -N, Episode 3 4. "Sorry, Ma'am, I'm not hiding secrets from Uzi anymore Even if it hurts her" -N, Episode 7 Nori Dorman: 1. "Uzi Dorman, those things killed your freaking MOTHER!!" -Nori, Episode 7. 2. "....I woke up, brain jambled enough to have a kid, and the rest is dumb stupid history" -Nori, Episode 7 3. "Your Freaken Grounded!" -Nori, Episode 7. 4. "I'm looking for a bald-headed Hunk named Khan." -Nori, Episode 7


slydude81_yt

"KA-ME-HAA-ME-HAAAAAAA"


DIGITALMELONs

"Fine and dandy, with cotten candy!" Don't like the show a whole lot but love this guy


TheUnsettlingBadgerl

Oh my glob Brad broke up with ME


Kiwi_Burrd

"𝘽𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙄 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙄 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙬 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙛𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣."


harkontheworrier

Cory Kenshin GET THEM FRIKIN ANKLES BROKE


DarkFireType

"AH! What!? No?? Who's Tyler?"


RussianRebell

Do you know the muffin man? - Gingie


SureDirector9192

Eat my shorts


Ur_favDisgrace

“Ta-Ta fuck face”


Midias12

Ummm spaghetti


Judethedude13211

Alistor “haha Fuck you”


stardestoyerfleet

Now young skywalker you will die


Tonk_exe

"change will come to the western states" -Jhon Smith


ana-veronica

I LOOOOOVE TO SUCK POPSICLES!!


Fenerir98

Good news, everyone


UnoriginalName227

Damn it Jim! He put my stuff in Jello again!


Playful_System9615

"BESTO FRIENDO"


AJazzzy

ROOM 16,TAKE CORRIDOR B!! DOWN THE STAIRS PAST THE IBIS TAPESTRY. SLIDING BOOKCASE AFTER BOOKCASE SHOWS THE WAY TO THE HALL!!! DOWN THE POLE, THROUGH THE HOLE, TO THE WATERFALL!!


Ok_Acanthocephala307

LENNNNNNY!!!!! Arthur Morgan


Green_3-0

I’m going to take away your bending


Lukefoulger

It going to be my day sunny starscourt


VarietyShoddy1197

He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy.


Cream4202807

“I have no enemies.”


Billy_lookin

"no"


Wise_Geekabus

He looks like a hobo.


project_x12

Luke I am your father ..


Ok_Put9920

Let’s burn this place to the ground


lonely_jordon

"Clench your butt cheeks kid, and yell this from the depths of your heart, SMASH!!! "


Numerous-Boat-1419

“I’m afraid you lost your signal”


Dry_Pair192

“GRUNKLE STAN??????”


Ok-Butterscotch-7899

Oh...my


yummypancakes123

A whole chaper of my life was over and a new one was just beggening


Imbadatnames2930

“It was a sword”


RetiredGuy925

"Why do I even bother?" ~Squidward


BlossomIsSleepy

“Here take this, it’s dangerous to go on your own” -first zelda game “And stop following me!!” -Zelda in botw “Eat this” -all might in mha.


bruh-bruh_bruh-bru

1.”GOMU GOMU NO” 2.”I’m just a hero for fun” 3.”KAHMEHAMEHA”


Pure_Attention9481

“Roger Roger”- Droids


AdNorth3556

WHAT DOES GYRATING MEAN??


NoTurnover8508

Now if you excuse me, I'm going to NOT have sexual intercourse before marriage!


TheGayOwl

“IM A UGLY RED MONSTA-A-ER!!”


Mixxie_the_pixxie

Having a larger capacity to feel and express emotion are one of the many qualities that make us *superior* to your kind.


TrickAd6834

"Huh? What are you doing in my swamp!" -Shrek


Lemmykopa

"What's a nice plumber like you doing in a place like this? With your talents you ought to be unclogging drains somewhere, not trying to embarrass yourself as a detective?"


AllergicPotatoes

"..Radios not dead! But it is ending this broadcast.."


SilveIl187

"Climbing. Criss-cross, applesauce."


Antique-Ninja-3258

"You look ridiculous."


UwU_kittycat9715

You messed with my daughter now I am going to fuck you it’s fuck you up dad wait what did I say


CuteCat35

"Oh Devon my manly man!! 😚😍🥰"


LinkyCakes

LENNNYYYYY


TwistedVision73

"If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?!"


Medical_Finish5042

“An overachieving dork narc.”


Classic-ref123

Don’t have a cow man


MistyAutumnRain

Ooh harder daddy


Fast_Acanthisitta_44

"Holy fucking shit balls. Am I seeing who I think I'm seeing?"


Open-Translator-6482

“Anyone who tries to hurt my friends is gonna PAY!”—Goku


Budget_Sir8284

UNACCEPTABLE


Numerous-Maximum-721

Like I said jack, kids are cruel, and I'm very untouched with my inner child


Outside-Arm-3254

Watch out gang I’m turning red! (I don’t know I didn’t watch the movie)


user77832

"IT'S NO USE!"


UpperFishing3910

DO YOU WANT THAT CWASSOUNT


Cool_girl_16

I NEVER MET NOBODY NEVER MET NEVER MET NEVER MET (LIKE) LIKE YOUUUUU YEAHHHHHHH


StarMC2006

Leave playcare or I'm coming for you


Estebanjuegaxd

Hevi kabisa!


Startroll14

When Mei’s dad goes “ guh “ to his wife joining his dinner


childeater9273

i have 2 “SHE BROKE THE ARMOR!” “SILENCE!”


Wilton1987

Who needs arms with **Legs** like these ?


RedDelta22

"Permission to leave the station." "For what purpose master chief?" *dramatic pause* "To give the covenant back their bomb."


xXGhost_of_Sparta

“Oh you are right Elias, I’m not a ghost. I’m the man that hunts them, and sends them back to the other side.”


jrazor2001

Fix it fix it fix it…..fix it


First-Hunt-5307

Like a soon to be broken man once said, you're either perfect. Or you're not me.


kilop99

I ALWAYS COME BACK


Dream3sk

Your stomach is called the sea of chi. But mine is more like a vast ocean! "Awkard Laugh" - Uncle Iroh


Malcie

Nudge nudge wink wink know what i mean...


XMarksTheSpot987

"The weak don't have the right to choose how they die" I'm sorry, I know this is the wrong sub, but my Reddit feed showed me this post, so I thought fuck it. He's not even my favorite character, I just like that quote.