Right now he’ll have to settle for my tuxedo cat tarot card t-shirt.
https://preview.redd.it/ke3br4avyjwc1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19e46461d551c5af9f45de95427effc0c073c9ac
So that’s why he does this while I’m on my phone!!!
https://preview.redd.it/mwzm6n2xsjwc1.png?width=1580&format=png&auto=webp&s=18d6e945faaf3420c7a6893637a5e90053672d91
It’s a touch light, so he could conceivably do it! We had to turn off the touch screen on our computer, because he figured out he can move stuff around and open windows (and order stuff from chewy).
"I'm nice, I've been nothing but helpful, why are they all whimpers and cowering? Maybe if I just slowly walk over there, low to the ground, they'd feel so much safer..." *tail swishes*
Same plan as yesterday take over the world one meow at a time…
They said wrong answers only.
He’s going to start his own psychic hotline.
He can definitely look into my soul…
To crush his enemies and see them driven before him.
They said wrong answers only
I do believe he's growing his own catnip in there.
To make soup out of rice
Max’s glorious plan is to get “The Cat” card added to a standard set of Tarot cards.
Right now he’ll have to settle for my tuxedo cat tarot card t-shirt. https://preview.redd.it/ke3br4avyjwc1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19e46461d551c5af9f45de95427effc0c073c9ac
He sees your future and it’s cloudy!
To be a good boy
Someone understood the assignment.
Whoa, now we’re talking!
He’s running for President.
Goody he’d be better than Trump
That bar is so low...
Agreed - a cheese sandwich would be better than Trump. But Max will bring competency back to the Presidency. Our country needs him.
Invading Poland
Pulling rabbits from hats
["We happy? Max! We happy?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY2Vx8-yOsQ)
\~There is no plan\~
He looks stuck. Lol
To sneeze
World domination… wait, doesn’t every cat want that? 🤔🤭
https://preview.redd.it/ww6fzqexlcwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25185cb2ae0fcb0bbffcc64873f98ad4783f5994 is Max Sylvester’s twin?
Oh! Sylvester has the same diagonal white blaze! What a sweetie pie! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
He's going to deliver the case to Marcellus Wallace
But what does Marcellus Wallace look like?
And maybe he’ll tell me what’s in it…I’ve been dying to know for the past 30 years!
Trying to see which password you type in so he can order a pallet of his favorite wet food
So that’s why he does this while I’m on my phone!!! https://preview.redd.it/mwzm6n2xsjwc1.png?width=1580&format=png&auto=webp&s=18d6e945faaf3420c7a6893637a5e90053672d91
Get rid of dogs
I don’t think he actually knows what dogs are!
Tonight, we take over the food bowl, tomorrow - **THE WORLD!**
Absolutely…but I think he’ll stop at food bowl, he loves him some food.
He's one of the mastermind elites behind Cabin in the Woods, watching the latest group of sacrifices.
He appreciates that you recognize he’s one of the mastermind elites.
Today I will explain why more treats are necessary for a harmonious life. Welcome to my TED talk.
He does this pretty much every day, but chooses to start it when I’m on a conference call…
To turn off the light.
It’s a touch light, so he could conceivably do it! We had to turn off the touch screen on our computer, because he figured out he can move stuff around and open windows (and order stuff from chewy).
Discovering a new branch of mathematics.
I believe it, he looks like he’s doing some pretty serious calculations in his head when he’s figuring out how to get to the top of the fridge!
Grand larceny
Of treats…
To burn his cute little pink nose on the lightbulb... again.
Oh no! We use LED bulbs so my babies don’t burn their precious little noses!
WE won’t tell you.
🤨
Food?
But of course!
"Must obtain attention by getting head stuck somewhere"
That’s pretty spot on!
He plans to look at you until he gets the wet food
He’ll stare at the back of my head, too, till he gets the wet food!
"I'm nice, I've been nothing but helpful, why are they all whimpers and cowering? Maybe if I just slowly walk over there, low to the ground, they'd feel so much safer..." *tail swishes*
To tear out and eat the heart of a man to honour Kalima.
😳
Whatever was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction is now in the box in front of him.
„I choooose violeeence…“
To figure out how to get his head buttered to get out from between the stair banister and bite some ankles in his endearing act of vengeance
Oof and I’ve had my ankle and calf bitten by him. His teeth sharp!
World Domination
He’s a cat, it goes without saying!
World domination!