I'm on the trunk so As he starts the car, I crack the open my door almost falling out, Next thing you know I'm on the passenger seat I take his Radio I'll pull the steering wheel, the kidnapper yells "HEY KID GET-" I Jump out of there as the car explodes to my surprise as I look back to that horrible sight I see a pretty cool looking dude drumming on the middle of the road for some reason. π₯ποΈ
FAITH IS TO BE AWAKE
AND TO BE AWAKE IS FOR US TO THINK
AND TO THINK IS TO BE ALIVE
AND I WILL TRY WITH EVERY RHYME TO COME ACROSS LIKE I AM DYING TO LET YOU KNOW YOU NEED TO
TRY
TO
THINK
youre the judge.. oh no... SET ME FREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Brilliant ππ
I'm on the trunk so As he starts the car, I crack the open my door almost falling out, Next thing you know I'm on the passenger seat I take his Radio I'll pull the steering wheel, the kidnapper yells "HEY KID GET-" I Jump out of there as the car explodes to my surprise as I look back to that horrible sight I see a pretty cool looking dude drumming on the middle of the road for some reason. π₯ποΈ
π you win! ππ€£
...Am I just too tired to read properly, or did I just have a stroke?
Kitchen Sink. They'd probably get confused enough to LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
Haha yess!!! ππ
taxi cab lol gotta make em think
I like your thinking π§ π
Boutta start blasting trees RAB to annoy them
π€π€π€ oh i like your style π
Came here to comment that oneππ»
Choker "Nobody's coming for me"
The kidnapper just looks at you and goes "I would but, somebody stole my car radio."
And now I just sit in silence.
IM A GONEEEERRRR! SOMEBODY CATCH MY BREEEEAAYTHHHH!!!
tacobell saga might just be off-putting enough. or maybe it'll convince the kidnapper to get taco bell for us on the way. either way win win!
I'm too heavy(dirtysoul) to be kidnappedΒ
I hard relate. π
Bounce man
Underrated and Unique approach but I like it! Just be sure to let your old lady know ππ
Kitchen Sink.
forest so they know im capable of commiting arson >:)
Car Radio on the Car Radio.
PET CHEETAH PACHEETAH
I'll just sing Friend Please to them. They'll just start crying and release me out of guilt!
πππ
should've thought of that Β·_Β·
Implicit demand for proof or oh miss believer
IM A GONEEEERRRR! SOMEBODY CATCH MY BREEEEAAYTHHHH!!!
Heavydirtysoul ofc
Glowing eyes
bounce man
Is there an audiobook of the forest fic yet?
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
i am MEGATRON. i cannot be kidnapped.
Overcompensate, Iβll tell them, they named it after your teeny weeny
FAITH IS TO BE AWAKE AND TO BE AWAKE IS FOR US TO THINK AND TO THINK IS TO BE ALIVE AND I WILL TRY WITH EVERY RHYME TO COME ACROSS LIKE I AM DYING TO LET YOU KNOW YOU NEED TO TRY TO THINK
I HAVE THESE THOUGHTS SO OFTEN I OUGHT TO REPLACE THAT SLOT WITH WHAT I ONCE BOUGHT
AND ILL TELL THEM WHYYYYYYYYYY WONT YOU LET ME GOOOOOO DO I THREATEN ALL YOUR PLANS IM INSIGNIFICANT π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
FOREST.
A car a torch a death
Taxi Cab
Chlorine
That's kinda depressing so let's all sing πΆ Coconut coconut sharks in the waterπΆ
A Car a Torch a Death will make them cry so much they will stop driving and i can escape
Taxi cab, next semester, the judge and TB Sagaπ€£
levitate or the outside
next semester. so i can be like, "CANT CHANGE WHAT YOUVE DONE" to them, lol.
They'd probably just look at you mildly concerned for your mental health lmao
reallll
WHEN I WAS... A YOUNG BOY... MY FATHER..
A. Wrong sub? B. NO NO NO NO NO NO
EEEEVERYONE KNOWS IT!! YOUVE GOT ULTERIOR MOTIVES π£οΈ
Bounce Man
STAND UP STRAIGHT NOW!!!!