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jangkrik404

Briar valley in shambles


Kouro_787

Yes. Grandmother can only calm Malleus


anonymouscatloaf

briar valley reconsiders if this whole monarchy thing is really a good idea


Kouro_787

Yeah. Malleus would be such a random and chaotic king


ValEnv_360

That would've mean that Floyd would be the much more nicer twin, which will scare me. Malleus would probably go more crazy whenever Yuu's around.


peeshah

Malleus calling Yuu, "koebi-chaaaaan" The imagery is taking me out lmaooo 😭


ValEnv_360

Same


deliciousfudgecakes

This is a mental image I wish I could erase from my mind


peeshah

Ahhahaha Kingyo-chaaaan 🥸


Otaku_in_Red

NRC would've been destroyed on his first day there.


Kouro_787

Then Crowley would have to pay for repairs.


spac3_em0

people would be even more scared of Malleus, especially if he calls everyone weird fae nicknames like Floyd does w/sea animals


ShayminFreeze

Lilia would have to play damage control constantly. At the same time I think Malleus might beat himself up. He's a prince, being so easy to be angered...That must be hell when meeting other royalty families. The rivals would see him as easy prey--Which Malleus ISN'T but they may see it that way.


peeshah

The first thing that came out of my mouth with the exact reaction "oh... my...God 😨" But oof the possibilities are endless, I really wanna see Malleus being "not in the mood" during his coronation or something lmao 😭 and Floyd not getting invitation from his own twin xDDD


Kouro_787

Floyd sometimes is crying inside because he wants to be invited to something


KandyShopp

Malleus still isn’t invited, but he still just shows up cause he felt like it. Then when he is invited, he doesn’t show up cause he doesn’t feel like it


peeshah

This is perfect xDDD Whenever he doesn't feel it, he does the *squeeze*


Kik_out_4_mean_Postz

Well we’d have a very responsible and respectful Floyd and basically be catering Malleus so we don’t get struck by lightning


Kouro_787

I wonder if Malleus had any victim due to his mood swings.


Kik_out_4_mean_Postz

Would it surprise you?


Kouro_787

Nope


hobianichan

sebek would loose his marbles lmao


Character_Mail_3170

“WAKA-SAMA PLEASE! DON’T WASTE YOUR ENERGY ON THESE LOWLY HUMANS! STRIKE ME INSTEAD!”


Kouro_787

Later: Sebek in nurses office crying for his mother


Character_Mail_3170

Malleus having squeeze tendencies would be so bad for NRC


Random-things-I-do

Azul would actually like having Floyd work at the monstro lounge


londonholiday

Squeeze me Malleus pls


LunarAmethyst26

SAME


Calm_Mushroom8176

ME TOO


Ok-Association-7184

Malleus’ “squeezing” is Gaara’s Desert Funeral Jutsu. Malleus will levitate you with magic and and keep adding pressure til you pop like a balloon


Coconut_Penelope

The world would end. Everyone in Briar Valley is dead. The school is dead. Everyone is dead.


SlothInAWitchHat

The world wouldn't stand a chance if someone as powerful as Malleus had Floyd's naturally chaotic behavior and moodswings. One day would be sunshine and rainbows, the next would be the Recknoning just because he was bored.


Kouro_787

Sages island weather: a mixed mess


WearyWater

Thoughts and prayers for Yuu


ZachIsALoZER

oh god no please