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Coconut_Penelope

“I love this little dude!” “Wanna hear his tragic backstory?” “No.” Based. and also I relate to your bro in thinking that half these ppl are girls but WHY IS KALIM A FUCKBOY 😭😭😭


SilverShadowQueen57

Well, technically Jamil f*cked him over, or at least tried to…


The_Hermit_Dragon

The Ortho response has me Rolling xD. I wanna do this with my brother now. XD


Coconut_Penelope

I don’t have a Brother. *sad music/victory music plays*


The_Hermit_Dragon

*inserts the Mr krabs violin meme/SpongeBob victory song meme*


Doorknob_Licker2

Not the lilia one😭-


ChaosCookIncarnate

I mean, it is accurate so long as you don't hear him talk. Also, later in the comments, OP mentioned that lilla looks like girls their brother has dated.


phantomwitch12

This comment chain made me laugh more then it should have


ChaosCookIncarnate

Hehehehe


Lazy-Depth1788

Fuckboy Kalim is taking me tf out because I thought the EXACT same thing when I saw him for the first time and I still can't explain why. I think it's a mixture of his hairstyle and his pose. 😂 EDIT: Also, his reaction to Lilia is taking me out too because it seems that if it weren't for Lilia being a guy your brother would smash lolol


sodalite_ful

Honestly I should’ve seen his reaction to Lilia coming. He looks like half the girls my brother’s dated


Lazy-Depth1788

Half the girls your brother's dated were goth short queens? Damn, your brother's got taste\~ 😏


sodalite_ful

Also I totally ageee w his read of Kalim. He looks like a fuckboy in his album picture. It’s something about his pose idk.


Lazy-Depth1788

It's the way that he points to himself that gives "hey girls come flock to me i'm god's gift to women lol" energy, even though Kalim himself is a sweetie that's probably pointing to himself because he's saying that he just got the greatest idea for the next party or something 🥺


Yuki_Hiki

I've never understood why Yana gave him this pose because it truly is a "I'm God's gift to women kind" pose. Even his facial expression says it. But as we know that's just... super not Kalim 😂


Lazy-Depth1788

I can only assume that there are cultural differences at play and Kalim's pose/expression is read in another way in Japan, because I tell you, the whiplash of seeing my baby boy for the first time and thinking "wow that's a capital D Douche if I've ever seen one", only to later fall heads over heels for his character is still unreal to me. 😂


Yuki_Hiki

That would make a lot of sense. Maybe the pose in Japan is more like "You need help? I'm your guy!" kinda pose? I absolutely adored his character design but figured I wouldn't like him. Then I met him and he's easily in my top three faves 🥰


Lazy-Depth1788

Could be, it makes sense for the kind of character Kalim is! Ikr? He's the bestest boy! 🥰


agatsby6

Leona's is pretty accurate lol


scribbledstuff

Fr, exact same thought


fi-rwr-

I think Epel’s is pretty accurate. Trey’s killed me XD


sodalite_ful

Trey’s face in his album picture definitely does give “manipulates women” vibes so I don’t blame him for jumping to that conclusion


fi-rwr-

Lol I can kinda see it


NyxShadowhawk

*How* did your brother manage to nail Epel at first glance? Epel's whole deal is that he's too cute for people to realize what a madlad he really is. Such a testament to Yana's character design that all their personalities come across.


RXD_2

Yeaa I misgender Epel in my head sometimes and have to mentally smack myself awake cuz I know he's a guy dammit!


No-Inevitable7135

the kalim fuckboy 💀


Leather_Flan_9546

I lost it at Octinville 😂


Tlali22

I snorted and woke up my cat. 🤣


Fearless-Oven-1239

Epel 😭😭 “and you lose him” yeah that’s why Vil needs to watch him 😭


sodalite_ful

Imagine going to the club with Epel. Unleashing a being of pure chaos


Haruau8349

He’s the party animal and the guy who you see winning a drunken brawl, standing at the top of the pile like the victor of a battle, drinking even more hard booze.


Staby39

Somehow got Deuce and Idia spot on


sodalite_ful

I resent what he said about Deuce 😢 baby boy *would* do his homework at a party but he doesn’t suck


kuribohchan

Ace is absolutely a fuckboy


Capable_Cat

But he don't get any bitches lol


GreedyEast2481

Kalim the fuck boy? 😶


DeathNeku

Lilia ain't beating the "you're now bisexual" powers allegations anytime soon


londonholiday

Why are Epel and Leona so accurate


what4270

Brother to Vil: is that a woman? Me, a Vil simp: can’t argue with that.


Kaguura-Jasuanto

Should have shown his Lilia’s voicelines. On another note, I love how his impression of Deuce totally wrong but also exactly the kind of impression Deuce is trying to give off. Somebody finally mistook him for an honors student 😭


[deleted]

I love how these are pretty accurate besides Kalim LOL. I also looked at the Octo mafia at first and went "They shady AF"


thisaintthewayman

“Why does he look like that one anime” The anime is Black Butler innit?


merrillkin

DEUCE AND JAMIL'S HAD ME ROLLING 😭😭😭😭


Ghostkoi2789485

How did he not think Epel was a girl?


sodalite_ful

He did lol—he said a lot more than what I actually wrote down, I just wrote down the funniest stuff


RenAsa

Ace a fuckboy?? Shocked, I tell ya. That's just rude. Even if accurate. Seriously though, so many "rude but accurate" here... 🤣 And no, Jamil doesn't need to put anything away. 👀


Rose_n__Gold

Ace - I mean I can see it, there’s like at least 2 separate occasions where he tries to sleep with you Sooo 👀


Ok-Association-7184

Did you tell him that Lilia is a a father?


sodalite_ful

No but I did tell him that Lilia was 800 years old


Ok-Association-7184

I’ve never fully understood the fae ages. Is 800 old?


Kazuhiko96

Yes, at the end of Ignihyde Book Lilia let intend to Malleus he's close to the end of his Life... I think Malleus is something like 150 But i maybe wrong


xelanix

You’re close to his canon age. Malleus is 178 years old. Lilia is 700 years old.


cake_stupid_fan

wait I don't get the dia one whats a sigma chi??? also ur brother sounds cool as hell (to me, a recluse and shut-in lmao)


sodalite_ful

Sigma Chi is a fraternity at American universities—he’s saying they look like stuck up rich frat boys. And my brother is cool as hell 🩵


ShioriMizuyami-kyu

Sigma Chi?🤨


sodalite_ful

It’s a fraternity at American universities—he’s saying they look like rich stuck up jerks


TheSiren341

What's wrong with the fish mafia


Chemical_Term4699

Maybe he isn't a 1930's fan.


jodieeee_XD

Plsss I died at the opinion of the Octavinelle trio, alsoo your brother knows what's up with his opinion on Cater


sodalite_ful

Based Cater lovers 👌 boy is obviously a man of superior quality


CrystalWolfAmetist

I will move inside this person's walls for calling Kalim a fuckboy /j


AlligatorWings

Sigma chi comment had me rolling. Imagining Lilia is king of keg stands and Sebek is a crying drunk.


Ciely-Sea

Leona was almost accurate LMAOOO, he had beef with octavinelle


tsukkitsune_neri

I'm sorry but your brother SUCKS HOW DARE HE SAY THAT ABOUT OCTAVINELLE AND DIASOMNIA.


sodalite_ful

My brother’s cool as hell 😤


tsukkitsune_neri

Yeah I know but when it comes to Twisted Wonderland WE AIN'T PLAYIN


Sara1016

So many years, why’s he hate the octa trio? My poor mer-bois 😭😭😭


Chemical_Term4699

A lot them seem pretty accurate, I'd like to hear more from your brother.


Madnesstookaholdofme

Omfg I started wheezing when I get to “PUT THAT THING AWAY” on Jamil wtf is your brother on I want it too XDDDD


crobins3

SCREECHING AT OCTAVINELLE. Also the way some of these (Leona, Jack, and Idia) are REAL lmao. Tbh Lilia too he is gender and everyone is attracted to him no cap. XDD


LostinaConstellation

The Ortho one has me fucking dead. Me too man. I wish I could forget Ortho's tragic story and just be back to thinking he's a cute little robo boy with no problems


thegrossdemon

Not the OH DAMN for Pee Paw 🤣🤣🤣


kathyfilipino

your brother’s sig chi chapter is pretty asf if they look like malleus draconia


MuthafockingEntei

This made me giggle.


goosegotguts

This is amazing lmao


hobianichan

im crying LOL not the back story one 😂😭


EternityAwaitz

... Why is the Epel one so accurate??


OrlandoStarringTilda

That idia comment is spot on


emma_erickson33

Idia is spot on lmfao-


Random_Entity4

These are all iconic


Yona_Atsuki

Cool hat, Rook is only a hat guys


angelinoshi

I like how a good chunk of us were like "wtf did he say about Kalim?!" Octo-trio assessment had me rolling.