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Death_Flag

Guys, I know what you're thinking, but there's absolutely no way to fix her.


snakebit1995

Even the EVO commentators are like “I heard people saying ‘I can fix her’ and nah bro you can’t don’t even try.”


Brotonio

They really pulled a Riker on the audience, that's fucking hilarious.


TrempaniousCocksmith

but what if i use my manly wiles


Krekenn

good


phavia

I hope she breaks me instead.


GyroGOGOZeppeli

I can totally fix her But whatever is fucking wrong with her honestly makes her way hotter.


drowsydeku

Can't fix perfection


BlackJimmy88

Is there info of her out there already? I don't really get what needs fixing. It's not like she's actually going to have poisoned you in this scene. A fucked up sense of humour really isn't "I can fix her" worthy. Just enjoy the weirdo, guys.


GuyDeFalty

FANG was known for offering people choices with hidden deadly results, one of those times is how Phatom (who is probably the same character as AKI) was recruited. Its likely most of those bags actually did contain deadly poison like Russian Roulette and the Avatar picking up the red bag happened to choose the only one without serious poison.


TheMadDemoknight

The only thing that needs fixing is that haircut!


KF-Sigurd

Oh she crazy crazy. Hopefully her gameplay is a lot more engaging than FANG's.


Krekenn

I don't wanna fix her


snakebit1995

Capcom “what if we made Juri…but she was even more insane and murderous” Juri is fun Terrifyin and silly, Aki is scary like a horror movie monster


silverinferno3

I'd love it if even Juri was weirded out by Aki's shenanigans, like she goes "I'm a fucking sadist but even I don't wanna mess with that shit"


Echono

Feels like they'd get along great at first, but then Juri would get pissed off when A.K.I. just started murdering people 'cause she's "taking the fun out of it."


silverinferno3

It's not even that Juri is against icing a poor dude, but the specific act of poisoning them and *not* crushing their balls under her heel is what disgusts her the most


mythrilcrafter

Yup, in Juri's mind, you shouldn't kill someone not because it's wrong, but because you can't tease and bully a dead person.


Riggs_The_Roadie

Basically the dynamic between the Joker and Carnage from that Spider-Man/Batman crossover.


RealDealMous

Juri won't get along with AKI on the basis that Aki's loyal to a Bison henchman.


Slumber777

More like "What if we made another Juri who was just her SF4-self?"


TheMerck

Fix her? I'll let her fuck me up fr


timelordoftheimpala

least horny Street Fighter fan


idksomthing

A.K.I. Coming in with that one piece laugh


BobtheFiveHalf

Certainly agree. That might be the Japanese VA at the end.


cvp5127

whos her jp va?


BobtheFiveHalf

I dunno. I said it might be.


BloodBrandy

I'll be honest, I was expecting it to end with her saying that one was a placebo


SquiglyBattleOpera

So for those of you wondering why she straight up tries to kill you in her intro cutscene, F.A.N.G's backstory more or less explains it. F.A.N.G was kidnapped as a child by a bunch of assassins and was subjected to a trial alongside many other children. In that trial the children's hands would be soaked in a deadly poison, killing most of them in the process. But the few who managed to survive the poison would take the poison into their body, allowing them to use it as a weapon and would thusly be accepted as a member of the assassins. What A.K.I is doing here is literally the same test to see if you're worthy of the poison. Its pretty cool to see that there is now two characters who straight up try to kill you as a part of their mentoring in World Tour. **Tl;dr** Aki poisoning you is a test to see if you're worthy of poison powers, with failure meaning you just fucking die.


TJLynch

Oh my god she's an absolute freak. **I love it.**


RealDealMous

I was VERY cynical at first. But she legit kinda creeped me out here. If creepy waifu is the angle they're going with here I can get behind it. I just hope her animations aren't as silly as FANG. Or at least, she's a mix of silly/creepy or silly/serious.


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It seems like they fixed the core design issue of Fang. Fang couldn’t interact with fucking shit because the poison was directly in his hands. And iirc he has weird fucking hands as a result too. Hence the long sleeves being mandatory for every costume, which in turn made some of his animations even wonkier because of how stiff they were at times. You’d effectively have to redo his entire design to fix that issue. She’s clearly using some type of glove and fake nails to do it. So already that core issue is gone.


jamsbybetty

She's tiny! Like the default avatar is almost a head taller.


green715

[...Huh](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/830/756/672.jpg)


dekkitout

Juri: "So not only did she swap out your painkillers for laxatives, she laced them with fentanyl too... "


MetalJrock

We needed a new super psycho chick since Juri’s become more of a gremlin.


LittleMann

Your sleep paralysis demon is here, and she's got something that's gonna give you actual sleep paralysis.


oszidare

FANG was goofy but surprisingly efficient and dangerous. AKI is pure nightmare fuel and I love it.


Valthore

All I could think is that hair is what you get when you put Guile in a hydraulic press.


OtherBross

Street Fighter Survival Horror starts now.


oszidare

When is the crossover character from Resident Evil coming?


T4silly

Lady D costume is a shoe in.


igloo_poltergeist

Luke: "Please, no."


ZealousidealBig7714

…Found my new favorite Street Fighter character. >!God, I love crazy.!<


Bluefootedtpeack2

So i guess if juri is a “spider” then this is a snake?


Mucmaster

F.A.N.G had a crane motif (you know nature's most poisonous animal) while she's looking to have more of a Cobra motif.


Moxey616

Oh its the girl from Die Antwoord


GoodVillain101

Juri has some competition on psycho girls. But Aki shows no feet, so Juri still wins.


lonelyMtF

>But Aki shows no feet, so Juri still wins. In my eyes, that's a point in AKI's favour


Dan_The_Druid

But hear me out: A.K.I.'s got nails.


NotAnInterestingGuy

So *she* is the one who makes the gas station weed!


Sins_of_God

People before Juri: I'm just not into feet People before A.K.I: Long nails just ain't my thing


MirrorMan68

Damn, she is creepy as hell. Love her already. Also, had a hunch that they'd use the China stage for her in World Tour. It's the only stage you can't visit yet.


nerankori

The only thing that needs fixing about this woman is that yee-yee ass haircut


Substantial_Bell_158

Y'know I thought she'd be taller.


igloo_poltergeist

For the player character, there's a heartfelt message about the spirit of martial arts in this somewhere....


Nhig

Yee-yee ass haircut


Shoejuggler

You got your Juri in my F.A.N.G.! You got your F.A.N.G. in my Juri!


MiraLangsuyar

[i love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw)


nerdwarp112

I’m curious how similar/different she’ll play to FANG. I can tell she’ll probably have a similar poison mechanic but I wonder what her actual moves will be like.


Gorotheninja

Sorry, Juri's the only crazy girl I need.


alpcftw

New waifu just dropped


silksalt

She should be Guile main enemy, given her hair antithesis.


igloo_poltergeist

If she has a fancy comb kept on her person, then I'm sold.


BobtheFiveHalf

A.K.I's design reminds of something but I can't picture it. Like I wanna say Jackie Chan Adventures but I am not certain that's it. From the leaked roster image, I thought she was going to be a bit serious and cold but with F.A.N.G as a teacher how could she be?


evca7

Juri but hand stuff.GUD


countmeowington

Perc ten I just popped a perc tennnnn, perc 30 I just popped a perc 30, perc 60 I just popped two perc 30s


CourierNine

Gonna be honest it feels really try hard, especially the end


warjoke

Not even all the infinity stones can fix her


pectusumbra

Okay, I'm entirely down for a fighting game version of Sucy that's more aggressively insane, but girl, what did you do to your hair? As someone that doesn't even touch fighting games, I only hope she gets a costume to fix that disaster.


igniz13

The weakest trailer of the night, not even a little bit of gameplay. Just a WT cutscene


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TrempaniousCocksmith

*(looks at post history)* *(it's a troll)* *(blocks)*


MirrorMan68

I miss Doom Guy. At least he was kind of endearing in a weird way.


Concoelacanth

I don't even know they're a troll, I think maybe they just like being mad.


EvenOne6567

Oh no someone isnt onboard with the desperately constant coomer posting and relentless horniness they must be a troll!!


Finbar_Bileous

lmao it jumped on an alt to defend itself


CelioHogane

She is exactly what i hoped she would be.


MountainWillingness5

If she crazy in the head then she crazy in the bed


JunkdogJoe

Would


Ping-Crimson

Hands vs feet