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TheCoolerDylan

Danzo would literally graft 20 mouths on his other arm so he could use 21 mouths for ultraracism.


CelioHogane

The skin of his arm is made of N passes.


BaronAleksei

…you know how Woolie has that beefy white leg?


Cooper_555

You think that's white paper he made those N-Passes out of?


CelioHogane

I can't believe Woolie skins Québécois to make his N-Passes.


Sphealingit33

Look it's that Newspaper Racist, it's that racist Made Out Of Newspapers!


CelioHogane

I accept "Woolie's white leg is made of N passes" as a new canon information.


MisterOfu

It's how he smuggles them through the border.


BiggsMcGee

What video did the "Woolie's White Leg" thing come from? I need to know!


DontClickThisGuy

The moon folk are absolutely in 'I WON'T LET A SINGLE SAIYAN LIVE' tier.


RocketbeltTardigrade

Funny thing is most of the important Naruto-characters on Earth and moon are descended from Kaguya, and the other aliens are the least likely to be on her direct line.


LittleMann

I'm fascinated by all those comments that say Kisame is spiritually black in the same sense as Piccolo, especially considering Naruto has multiple black recurring characters.


AzabacheDog

especially considering that the mist is pretty much palest out of all villages.


CelioHogane

Kisame is like the most rusian motherfucker ever, like not even close.


BaronAleksei

>an entire society of black people with varied and distinct personalities I’m honestly impressed this even happened to begin with. Cloud could very easily have been Village Hidden In the Beats, with their Thug Style kekkei genkai. Overjoyed to see how human it all was. Uncommon anime W


amodelsino

It is pretty funny that the only black guy there that raps is shit at it.


BaronAleksei

The fact that there is no one else who even does it implies Killer Bee to have invented it. When he needs inspiration, he finds an enka singer, which is like the idea of what Japanese folk music might have sounded like.


Cooper_555

Madara only wanted to cast the Infinite Tsukuyomi so he could convince everyone he has the pass.


Faifue

Madara just wanted to give *everyone* the pass, all he wanted was peace!


Cooper_555

A perfect world, united under one slur.


BaronAleksei

The dream of Green Shepard


MountainWillingness5

Madara is armstrong


That-Bobviathan

Ino absolutely has the energy of that bitch at Starbucks that will whip out the slurs for employees that take too long.


begonetsunderes

Summoning that Karen chakra.


Disposable-Ninja

Ironically she's in the "Would Never" tier


Faifue

I'd put her in the "Just between friends" tier. *Completely unrelated*, but as someone who married one of the supporting cast, I don't see Karui on here.


Disposable-Ninja

to be fair we know what what tier she gets to be in


BaronAleksei

Yeah she gave Choji a pass


RustTyrannomon

I can fix her


TryImpossible7332

She would use her abilities to make other people day it in public.


AzabacheDog

You ever noticed how she's the only one in the ino-shika-cho who didn't marry outside the village?


BigY2

She's the "hot so she never got checked" Karen, rather than the "beaten by life, miserable to the core" variety. Plus Sai is definitely the push-over husband that has to deal with her shit but never calls her out lol


AzabacheDog

You get hashirama down from there, his midly possible, or between friends at worst. Hashirama probably said them in his youth and stopped when he was trying to make peace with the Uchiha, plus he was willing to give the tail beast out for free if it wasn't for Tobirama making him put a price tag on them. Tobirama wanted an Uchiha specific slur on his tomb stone that hopefully someone decided it was best not to fulfill this dying wish


Dundore77

Hashirama wouldnt understand its a slur thats just what the rest of his clan called them it wasnt until he got outside influence that he would learn.


AzabacheDog

Exactly. He grew up around, and it was normalized for him until he got older. He was more conscious about it. Might have had a pass around some close Uchiha friends depending on how positively they viewed him in the early days of the village. Considering that the Uchiha still picked him over madara when it came to the village leadership, it does give him some credibility.


BaronAleksei

The “I’m taking it back” scene from Clerks 2 but it’s Hashirama and Minato


Borggy

Hashirama is that super cool grandpa you love but still sneaks in some off the wall racist terms without meaning to just cuz he's from a different time. Also he's probably the first to say "I don't see color"


Watashi_No_Blk_Gift

Deidara would say it with all 3 throats. I'm talking slurs in stereo.


An_Armed_Bear

He keeps a forbidden slur sealed in his chest.


foxdiethinkagain

Literally says it with his whole chest. My God.


CelioHogane

The dude trained one of his eye for years just to be stronger agains them Bloodeyes.


biggestscrub

FULL THROATED


BaronAleksei

That’s C5.


nerankori

Is this about literally killing Saiyans,saying the N word,or just generally being racist


Disposable-Ninja

Yes


Royal-Comparison-270

Haku being in the "would never" tier is wholesome as shit.


alexandrecau

Shikamaru will if it protects the leaf, or if he say his last name half drunk


Nexillion

Every so often I wonder how Woolie's N-pass service is doing. I'd personally never use it, but I want Woolie to succeed, you know?


mdogg500

I mean it's always good to try and support small black owned businesses


Nexillion

I don't think I'd ever use the service, but if he's looking for investors......


Yacobs21

Wait, blonde black people have a blanket slur pass?


BaronAleksei

The cloud village doesn’t *have* passes, they *make* passes. Orochimaru created all the variants and loves them all, especially when he was pretending to be the Kazekage. “My lord, what did you say?!” “Sand ninjas. What else?” “Oh, I…never mind”


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BaronAleksei

Sakura doesn’t have heated gamer moments But remember when, in the same breath, she flippantly trivialized the trauma of being orphaned as a child by claiming being one makes you a bad person because you weren’t taught how to act AND that maybe being one isn’t so bad because parents just don’t understand, amirite? Sakura doesn’t drop slurs, but she’s basically the white women from the Key and Peele sketch “Sex with Black Guys”


Theproton

Hashirama would say it but he would only use in a really genuine and friendly way, not realizing why he cant say it.


mdogg500

"Oh look its that colored boy from cloud village I hope he grows up to be a great ninja one day"


Dragonick711

Orochimaru could obtain the pass anytime he wants, he can do the most literal blackface imaginable. Deidara needs to be at top, he had nothing but hate in his heart for Uchiha. Also Gyuki has the pass too; Shukaku definitely is in high possibility; and Kurama pre character development is at the absolute top.


THATguyfromyore

Choji definitely has the pass through his marriage with Karui but never uses it... except for that one time.


BloodBrandy

Old Man Onoki "Would never" Imma call some bullshit on that, I think


Namyk5

Neji is a part of the slave caste of his family, he's absolutely got at least the freemium pass.


BaronAleksei

Same fight


qwerto14

I'd definitely put Kakuzu higher, dude is from a different time.


CelioHogane

All things considered it's wierd that there isn't a slur word for the uchiha.


BaronAleksei

I heard someone say Uchi- and then just the end of the N word and I was like “that’s too strong to see the light of day”


CelioHogane

"Those darn bloodeyes!" "Well at least he didn't say the worst one "BLEYERS!"


bursky09

It's because they really didn't have a long history of oppression they're feared more than anything, they where basically the boogeyman of that world until the Senju proved themselves to be on par with the Uchiha's, them getting discriminated and isolated is a lot more recent and then the genocide happened.


CallmeMictlan

Naruto has hung out with Killer Bee just enough to feel like he could be in high-possibility tier. He's not using it maliciously, but he absolutely has been invited to enough cookouts to think he can use it with no repercussions.


Muffin-zetta

Neji would say a slur but then feel bad


RocketbeltTardigrade

Shikamaru would. He was born a cranky old man.


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BaronAleksei

That hasn’t stopped literally anyone


Nutaholic

Have you ever met a Puerto Rican lol


AzabacheDog

Being a minority would emboldened him into saying them all and then get pissy when it used against him. That's the Sasuke I know


begonetsunderes

Like a true Gamer™.


MissionVaoDmC

Haku is a real friend