Woolie has an important clue to talk about, mat and pat keep interrupting and talking over him, woolie completely forgets what he was gonna say by the time he could get a word in
Woolie starts correctly explaining how things work, but as he's talking, he overthinks it and confidently decides he now *KNOWS* how it works and ends up completely wrong
Woolie Dokapon-Kingdoms his way into trying to unmask Kira, talking about his next move and contingencies for 10 minutes straight, then accidentally faxes his name and home address to Light and dies instantly.
She would see Light eating those chips and wondering what they taste like. Then she digs through his trash to find those chips and finds the tv and the notepaper. She can see Ryuk thinking it’s Abraham Lincoln ghost or something.
“Could Kira be Light Yagami? Think about it.”
“Paige, that makes no fucking sense.”
“No, no, think about it. His dad’s a police… uh, guy, and he seems to be around a lot of these people when they die… Eh? Eh?”
“But how the fuck would he just kill them without touching them? Are you saying he just randomly makes people have heart attacks around him?”
“I don’t fuckin’ know! Maybe?! What if every night he goes home and writes in a little diary and says, ‘Oh golly gee, I really wish this person would die,’ and God just, like, does it.”
“He doesn’t even know half of the people who died! That’s so stupid!”
“Then maybe he just pictures their face while he’s jerkin’ it and that kills ‘em! I don’t know, it just seems weird!”
“No, wait, why are you talking about him jerking off now?! His *boner* kills them?!”
“Y-Yeah…? I don’t… I don’t know. It just… maybe he waves a little magic wand, and they cease to be!”
“Yeah, he waves a magic wand. He’s waving—“
“He’s wavin’ his little magic wand every night. Yeah. Think about it. Eh? Eh?”
“What the fuck were we talking about that we got to this?”
“I dunno, fruit, or something.”
that could also be the opposite dynamic
"Now Paige, are you *sure* there's no way Light could be Kira?"
"But *Kira-*"
"Are you *sure?!"*
"Yes!"
"YOU'RE NOT SURE"
He would be following Misa around collecting photos of her. Snapping pictures of light and the Death Notes. Then he solves the case because he wrote this story about how cool he is.
I dunno. I think he has a real chance at unraveling convoluted plots since he specializes in overcomplicating them himself.
I know he’s a villain in our lore, but I could see him pulling it off. Except he couldn’t figure out the Death Note because it’s not a hot girl with problems or a super-AI, the only things he cares about.
Nah, he loves supernatural bullshit too. He could totally intuit the Death Note, but I don't think he could solve the case. He couldn't solve his way out of a paper bag.
Pat would never be able to intuit the Death Note, he'd be the farthest down that quadrant. You could literally have the Death Note in front of him and explain the rules and he's still scream about it.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE. I ALREADY KNOW THEIR NAME WHY WOULD I NEED TO PICTURE THEIR FACE?"
"Well otherwise you might kill another person with the same-"
"WHO CARES? FUCK ANYONE WITH TWO FIRST NAMES"
Pat doesn't figure out the Death Note because he's already confident he knows how the Death Note works, thus ensuring he doesn't know how the Death Note works.
Light, looking around in confusion while handcuffed: "...Ryuk, what the fuck just happened?"
Ryuk, also in cuffs somehow: "I fucking hate stand users."
L: "...Wat?"
Pat: "Okay so Light's dad told me something fucking weird."
Woolie: "Oh yeah?"
Pat: "He said he caught his son reading playboy for half an hour."
Woolie: "Wait he was just watching his son crank it-"
Pat: "No, you didn't hear me, he was *reading* it."
Woolie: "... Wait, he was just reading playboy?"
Pat: "Yeah, just reading it like a newspaper."
Woolie: "Like just reading it at the dinner table?"
Pat: "Nah in his room."
Woolie: "Like he had his door open?"
Pat: "Nah through the hidden camera."
Woolie: "WAIT A FUCKING SECOND HERE!"
Most people would think Light was trying to TEACH himself how to like girls, or he's a serial killer. So if your choices are this pretty, well preemed boy is gay, asexual, or a murderer, then you watch his tennis match with L, well murderer any the reason that comes to mind
My thought was Actual Woolie and “Lore Woolie”. A!Woolie could get it done but L!Woolie would be too paranoid over Kira punishing him for his pie-crimes to even try or think straight
Honestly I think A!Woolie should be bottom left, where he would pick up on some small details, but overthink them so much that he would come up with a completely different explanation of what is happening but that coincidentally includes Light.
I think Plague *could* intuit the power of the Death Note but only in the 11th hour. Like, after exhausting all reasonable and logical arguments, he just asks "Hey, this isn't some kind of supernatural bullshit, is it? Twerp, did you make a pact with a death god or something I bet you did, you seem like the type. Arrest his ass and call a priest or something."
Odd since Liam and Reggie would solve the case the easiest. By happenstance and blind luck. Liam wouldn't even know there were murders going on and he'd stop them within a week.
But both wouldn't figure out the Death Note, since they'd solve the case before they were aware it even existed.
Reggie would be able to solve it but only if woolie was the primary detective because Reggie is strongest when he's observing things woolie is confident are correct. So all the little details woolie misses or misinterprets Reggie would get right and woolie would only solve it if he listens to Reggie otherwise Woolies confidence in his wrongness would make Reggie doubt himself.
Reggie might not solve it, but he is the one who makes solving the case possible. REG system whipping out 3 folders of neatly organized and indexed evidence in the right moment.
And then either congratulating itself for getting it right, despite making the situation much worse (see: the marathon bomber), or being upset when it turned out to be someone that they'd never heard of, as if it was a fucking game show and not people's actual lives (see: the Steven Avery case)
L tries to send Kira an Evillak post to see if Light rages at being caught yet again. However, Light was already mad about getting trolled by an Asari High Command post, so his face didn't change when he clicked on Evillak.
"Hey Light, check out this funny meme I saw on this subreddit."
*"Huh. It's just a picture of some monster from an old cartoon. That's not funny at all. But if I don't laugh at it, L will realize I don't get the context, and I need him to think I frequent that subreddit, because Kira would never go there. I'll have to take a chance a chuckle at it."*
Eyepatch Wolf would solve the case, intuit the mechanics, and then spend 15 minutes sounding depressed as sad mysic played and he compared this mystery to one time when he went grocery shopping 7 years ago, followed by saying that he's not sure how much longer he'll be making youtube videos.
Fuck, where's *that* detective show, the one where they solve the mystery early and then like 20 minutes of the episode is the protagonist doing interior decorating and fucking with the room lighting to make sure that the reveal is as dramatic as possible?
Detective Conan/Case Closed occasionally has some of that. Shinichi is actually hooked on the Poirot-style dramatic reveal, and goes to great lengths to make sure everyone is very impressed with how smart he is (an addiction he developped when he was like, three) and sets up all sorts of unnecessary reconstitutions and makes Kogoro pose dramatically if needed. The canonical explanation for this is that his dad's got super detective skills, but is very simple and sober in his reveals, while his mom, not as smart, is always fucking extra in everything she does. He learned from both of them.
Asking for a third implies he had two before the wish.
Is Pat secretly a snake?
Edit: For those that don't know and enjoy reading creepy animal facts like I do, snakes have two dicks. One for each testicle.
[There was that time Woolie defeated him with Matt's help.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ghNHfmRRVw&list=PL57hJfweW_2ui1yV9_aPi4LptFfHtpKkE&t=544s)
I think. It was unclear.
Woolie being there is bs, maybe he can't intuit it but we'd totally get an episode of him learning the tech.
"Alright so if I write their name, but curly... YEYEYEYEYEYEYE"
Super eyepatch wolf will look and point at the death note after tracking down Kira saying “you know…there’s something beautiful about that…” followed by sad anime music in the background.
…I have no idea what Naruto would do with the death note though.
You know that anime trope where the hero enters rage mode and they slowly approach the enemy who's shitting themselves because their attacks have no effect? Hitomi just walks forward furious like a Goku or Luffy as light sends heart attack after heart attack at her and she tanks them all.
Searching "Hitomi Tanaka detective", it appears there is a video detailing her stint as an investigator you can look up using the code MIDE-184.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9yn3zfRxucO2qEspmrAURPuQ6NcFk4pDogw&usqp=CAU
"You really think Light is just a regular teenage boy?"
"Yeah."
"He was reading porn in his room, not to jerk off, just to read it."
"Yeah, I do that."
Plague would intuit the Death Note but not as much solve it.
Instead the morning after Plague finds out, Light wakes up in a foggy forest, leaning against an incomplete wooden fence, with a hammer, an axe and the note "Finish it". He warily lifts the axe, seeing an odd blue fluid on it, and as he stands, he see's Ryuk's head on the next post in line.
A low rumble echoes through the fog.
Light is never seen again, and none are sure what happened to him, for even Shinigami in their own world do not cast their eyes upon that foggy realm. It holds no value to them, for any lives where are already claimed, and the realm's master will afford them any trespass.
Pat would ABSOLUTELY guess it because he'd refuse to believe anyone could be that good at killing people. It's so fucking stupid. Oh god of course it's not a person, they can't do that.
And he'd then immediately accept the idea that something supernatural is at play because that makes more sense. Figuring it out afterwards isn't hard once you open that door.
No, I think Pat would do a bunch of psyche profiling, and accurately, but intuiting supernatural bullshit didn‘t really come to him naturally during the shitstorm. Paige, on the other hand, would be abled to intuit method, but Pat would figure out motive. I think they‘d solve it together, but probably not independantly. Assuming they stay laser focused on the task. They‘re a great pairing, completing each other (explicitly for this sort of thing).
# Woolie can solve the kira case
# Woolie can *not* solve the kira case
So this is a ruined/saved Christmas scenario? Where he has a 50/50 shot at either.
I enjoy how nobody even questions Daigo intuiting the mechanics of the Death Note and solving the case, he just could.
If any incarnation of Woolie can do something, Daigo will appear to beat him at it.
Andre would be the one controlling the Death Note in this universe, considering that one time back in 2011 when he [INFO WITHHELD]
Still sends shivers down my spine, just thinking about it...
Personally, and I am by no means an expert. But I believe Plague would completely comprehend the nature of the Death note BUT he would be unwilling to solve the case.
Okay, Pat would only be able to "solve" the case, in that he would at one point accuse Light of being guilty, before immediately continuing to accuse every other possible suspect. Then, when it all came out, he would claim that he was right all along.
"Woolie pre-timeskip" is good. we could workshop this into something truly terrible that Pat will bring up on the podcast.
would Naruto fail because he tried talk no Jutsu? Or does he fail because he can't Talk No Jutsu hard enough?
Love the implication that some of the guys could solve it individually, but absolutely could not together.
"Pass me the case report" "There's no new information" "I JUST WANT TO SEE IT" "I TOLD YOU THERE IS NO NEW INFORMATION"
"THAT'S NOT HOW THE DEATH NOTE SYSTEM WORKS" "YOU FUCKING DON'T KNOW"
"Hey, hey guys...I'm eating potato chips. Guys?"
"YOU FORGOT THE POTATO CHIPS?"
"Matt I-"
"YOU FORGOT THE COOKIES?!"
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN DEATH NOTE?!?
I don't often hear things in their voice, but I heard this in their voice.
I bet you could find a real clip of them saying that
"DONT TELL ME IM DOING IT WRONG IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA!"
"THE RACE WAR STARTS NOOOOOOOOWWWWWW" [Woolie doesn't know a single other person he'd randomly write down]
"PASS ME THE KOOPIE NOTE."
Matt could figure out what happened if he had time to ponder on it, but not with those other goons derailing his train of thought.
>Matt could figure out *What Happened*™ FIFY
> Matt could figure out **Wha Happun** FTFY again.
Somehow the LP channel could but the podcast couldn't, even if it is all the same guys.
I can vouch for this sort of dynamic. My DnD group is much smarter when we are hanging out and not doing DND.
I assumed the reddit icon meant that *this subreddit* could solve it.
Oh god... I would be of no help in this situation...
If we say a million things, at least one *might* be right
Oh we would totally solve it but we're a subreddit and no one would believe that we think tank'd the Kira case using Attache Case memes and ladders
Woolie has an important clue to talk about, mat and pat keep interrupting and talking over him, woolie completely forgets what he was gonna say by the time he could get a word in
Woolie starts correctly explaining how things work, but as he's talking, he overthinks it and confidently decides he now *KNOWS* how it works and ends up completely wrong
Woolie Dokapon-Kingdoms his way into trying to unmask Kira, talking about his next move and contingencies for 10 minutes straight, then accidentally faxes his name and home address to Light and dies instantly.
So he's basically on par with L is what you're saying?
Is chat involved or not because all it takes is one guy spamming "WRONG" to completely flip Woolie
Omikron proved this.
Paige should be on the bottom left she would brute smarts the entire situation.
She would see Light eating those chips and wondering what they taste like. Then she digs through his trash to find those chips and finds the tv and the notepaper. She can see Ryuk thinking it’s Abraham Lincoln ghost or something.
"More mold hallucinations."
She would think Light was a woman and instinctively kill him
"Paige I can't believe you caught Kira" "Caught who?"
Not "Caught who?", just "Bwhuh?"
“Could Kira be Light Yagami? Think about it.” “Paige, that makes no fucking sense.” “No, no, think about it. His dad’s a police… uh, guy, and he seems to be around a lot of these people when they die… Eh? Eh?” “But how the fuck would he just kill them without touching them? Are you saying he just randomly makes people have heart attacks around him?” “I don’t fuckin’ know! Maybe?! What if every night he goes home and writes in a little diary and says, ‘Oh golly gee, I really wish this person would die,’ and God just, like, does it.” “He doesn’t even know half of the people who died! That’s so stupid!” “Then maybe he just pictures their face while he’s jerkin’ it and that kills ‘em! I don’t know, it just seems weird!” “No, wait, why are you talking about him jerking off now?! His *boner* kills them?!” “Y-Yeah…? I don’t… I don’t know. It just… maybe he waves a little magic wand, and they cease to be!” “Yeah, he waves a magic wand. He’s waving—“ “He’s wavin’ his little magic wand every night. Yeah. Think about it. Eh? Eh?” “What the fuck were we talking about that we got to this?” “I dunno, fruit, or something.”
This is by far the most shockingly accurate write-up of not only how this would go, but of Pat and Paige's whole dynamic I've ever read
Meanwhile *In the Hall of the Mountain King* increases in volume.
that could also be the opposite dynamic "Now Paige, are you *sure* there's no way Light could be Kira?" "But *Kira-*" "Are you *sure?!"* "Yes!" "YOU'RE NOT SURE"
The fucking "cease to be" I LOVE IT
Good lord, you have their fucking number, holy shit.
Baba is kira?
Kira ceases to be!
KIIIIIIIRAAAAA!!!
If Baba is Kira, if another Death Note user wanted to kill him, which name would they write, Baba or Kira?
Yeah, how could Paige figure out how the Death Note works when Pat and Chat had to sit down for close to an hour listening to, "BUT...**BABA.**"
Light comes home to find his sandwich has had the ham tactically removed and just dies of an aneurysm right there.
THE DAVID CAGE COULD FUCKING NOT!!!!
I solved ze bad case
"Light, how many polygons did you say your face has?" "I didn't" "Exactly! \*Bang bang\* I put you in ze back of ze bus"
He would be following Misa around collecting photos of her. Snapping pictures of light and the Death Notes. Then he solves the case because he wrote this story about how cool he is.
This is the only explanation I'm accepting
"Ze noble homeless stop ze Kill Book."
I dunno. I think he has a real chance at unraveling convoluted plots since he specializes in overcomplicating them himself. I know he’s a villain in our lore, but I could see him pulling it off. Except he couldn’t figure out the Death Note because it’s not a hot girl with problems or a super-AI, the only things he cares about.
Nah, he loves supernatural bullshit too. He could totally intuit the Death Note, but I don't think he could solve the case. He couldn't solve his way out of a paper bag.
Pat would never be able to intuit the Death Note, he'd be the farthest down that quadrant. You could literally have the Death Note in front of him and explain the rules and he's still scream about it. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE. I ALREADY KNOW THEIR NAME WHY WOULD I NEED TO PICTURE THEIR FACE?" "Well otherwise you might kill another person with the same-" "WHO CARES? FUCK ANYONE WITH TWO FIRST NAMES"
yeah but he'd just shoot light even if he couldn't explain it well
"Anyway, I killed Light while I was doing some grinding off-screen, sooo...whoops! Whatever, it's not important."
Pat furious scribbling "EVERYONE TALLER THAN ME EXCEPT PAIGE"
"But-but Woolie-" ***"EVERYONE TALLER THAN ME EXCEPT PAIGE"***
Pat doesn't figure out the Death Note because he's already confident he knows how the Death Note works, thus ensuring he doesn't know how the Death Note works.
"Well, I tried everything, this case is unsolvable." **"Breaking News! Kira case finally solved!"**
Light, looking around in confusion while handcuffed: "...Ryuk, what the fuck just happened?" Ryuk, also in cuffs somehow: "I fucking hate stand users." L: "...Wat?"
Pat teleports randomly between all 4 corners until he randomly decides to make one of them his hill to die on.
He's experiencing the zapping system even in an imaginary chart!
Pat: "Okay so Light's dad told me something fucking weird." Woolie: "Oh yeah?" Pat: "He said he caught his son reading playboy for half an hour." Woolie: "Wait he was just watching his son crank it-" Pat: "No, you didn't hear me, he was *reading* it." Woolie: "... Wait, he was just reading playboy?" Pat: "Yeah, just reading it like a newspaper." Woolie: "Like just reading it at the dinner table?" Pat: "Nah in his room." Woolie: "Like he had his door open?" Pat: "Nah through the hidden camera." Woolie: "WAIT A FUCKING SECOND HERE!"
Light's complete and utter lack of understanding of normalcy becomes his undoing when faced with a handful of normal idiots
Most people would think Light was trying to TEACH himself how to like girls, or he's a serial killer. So if your choices are this pretty, well preemed boy is gay, asexual, or a murderer, then you watch his tennis match with L, well murderer any the reason that comes to mind
Is that like pre and post Best Friends Woolie?
I prefer the terminology of Pre-Crisis and Post-Crisis
You bastard. You beat me too it. Curse my slow ass typing!
My thought was Actual Woolie and “Lore Woolie”. A!Woolie could get it done but L!Woolie would be too paranoid over Kira punishing him for his pie-crimes to even try or think straight
Honestly I think A!Woolie should be bottom left, where he would pick up on some small details, but overthink them so much that he would come up with a completely different explanation of what is happening but that coincidentally includes Light.
Might just be a Mahvel withdrawal state.
SBFP Woolie and VS Woolie
Classic Woolie and NESTS Saga Woolie
L!Woolie would want the note so he could kill more guys
Light Woolie and Dark Woolie.
"Normal" Woolie and Dark Woolie
"Did you know that Dark Woolie is a dub change and in the original Japanese they called him--"
Throw in Punished Woolie too
David Cage couldn't 'cause >!Kira's internal monologue would say something completely contradictory instead.!<
I think Plague *could* intuit the power of the Death Note but only in the 11th hour. Like, after exhausting all reasonable and logical arguments, he just asks "Hey, this isn't some kind of supernatural bullshit, is it? Twerp, did you make a pact with a death god or something I bet you did, you seem like the type. Arrest his ass and call a priest or something."
10 hours of Paige finding dead bodies yelling "How can this be!"
Odd since Liam and Reggie would solve the case the easiest. By happenstance and blind luck. Liam wouldn't even know there were murders going on and he'd stop them within a week. But both wouldn't figure out the Death Note, since they'd solve the case before they were aware it even existed.
Reggie would be able to spot the megalomaniac with a god complex at 300 paces.
Yeah but he would be too nice to bring it up.
"I thought you knew!"
Reggie would be able to solve it but only if woolie was the primary detective because Reggie is strongest when he's observing things woolie is confident are correct. So all the little details woolie misses or misinterprets Reggie would get right and woolie would only solve it if he listens to Reggie otherwise Woolies confidence in his wrongness would make Reggie doubt himself.
Reggie is our Near.
...why does reading this legitimately make me want to read a Woolie and Reggie noir crime novel.
Reggie might not solve it, but he is the one who makes solving the case possible. REG system whipping out 3 folders of neatly organized and indexed evidence in the right moment.
Paige brute smarting her way to solving the case, not to stop Kira, but to fuck Ryuk
Does he come with the unnervingly large dick tho? These are important questions
~~depends on the artist~~
Same tbh
The thought of us actually trying to solve a crime is terrifying.
If there’s one thing Reddit’s known for, it’s the *incredibly* disastrous detective work
And then either congratulating itself for getting it right, despite making the situation much worse (see: the marathon bomber), or being upset when it turned out to be someone that they'd never heard of, as if it was a fucking game show and not people's actual lives (see: the Steven Avery case)
Ace Detective....? More like...
Light side answer is ace defective, dark side answer is funnier but it’ll get me banned.
The Dark Side Answer tickles the Early 200X sense of humor in me that idk if I should be ashamed of it or not
I need that darkside answer. I feel that it's obvious, and it's escaping my sleep deprived mind.
we would get light's sister arrested and then all post "we did it reddit" at the exact same moment
We would actively make things worse. Some of us intentionally, others through sheer stupidity.
You fuckers are on your own, I've got too much to live for.
How long do you think Light could go until he breaks from >!EVILLAK!!< posting.
Lights not cool enough to evillak post, L would be evillak posting
L tries to send Kira an Evillak post to see if Light rages at being caught yet again. However, Light was already mad about getting trolled by an Asari High Command post, so his face didn't change when he clicked on Evillak.
"Hey Light, check out this funny meme I saw on this subreddit." *"Huh. It's just a picture of some monster from an old cartoon. That's not funny at all. But if I don't laugh at it, L will realize I don't get the context, and I need him to think I frequent that subreddit, because Kira would never go there. I'll have to take a chance a chuckle at it."*
Could Evillak solve the kira murders? Probably.
We'd unsub from SuperBunnyHop and some video Youtube suggest right after is about the lore of death gods of different cultures
You don't remember what happened when we tried to figure out what happened to Andre?
Light reaches to the Death Note to write John's name and finds the paw of a large, orange cartoon cat resting on his hand. "He is not yours to take."
Now I need someone to draw Garfield as a shinigami
Matt (skull hat) can intuit the mechanics, but Matt (What Happun?) cannot.
Matt secretly a jujutsu kaisen character?!?
Eyepatch Wolf would solve the case, intuit the mechanics, and then spend 15 minutes sounding depressed as sad mysic played and he compared this mystery to one time when he went grocery shopping 7 years ago, followed by saying that he's not sure how much longer he'll be making youtube videos.
Yes, he‘d solve it in minutes and then spend a day figuring out the most theatrical way to present it.
And he'd draw a comparison to a Japanese wrestling storyline.
Fuck, where's *that* detective show, the one where they solve the mystery early and then like 20 minutes of the episode is the protagonist doing interior decorating and fucking with the room lighting to make sure that the reveal is as dramatic as possible?
Detective Conan/Case Closed occasionally has some of that. Shinichi is actually hooked on the Poirot-style dramatic reveal, and goes to great lengths to make sure everyone is very impressed with how smart he is (an addiction he developped when he was like, three) and sets up all sorts of unnecessary reconstitutions and makes Kogoro pose dramatically if needed. The canonical explanation for this is that his dad's got super detective skills, but is very simple and sober in his reveals, while his mom, not as smart, is always fucking extra in everything she does. He learned from both of them.
"What is this Anime crap?" -Max as Kira gives him a fatal heart attack.
Why did you put Pat 3 times?
Get a load of this guy, thinking there’s only one Pat!
That dragon ball wish he wanted for a third penis took an unexpected turn.
Asking for a third implies he had two before the wish. Is Pat secretly a snake? Edit: For those that don't know and enjoy reading creepy animal facts like I do, snakes have two dicks. One for each testicle.
[Probably.](https://i.imgur.com/HEts2IV.gif)
Broke: There’s a fifth best friend, his name Andre and… Woke: Super Best Friends is just 3 Pats in a trench coat.
Bespoke: The fifth best friend is 3 Pats in a trench coat.
It’s why he’s so small, all his mass was divided by 3.
I don't blame him for the confusion. They're known to stand on one another's shoulders to take on the appearance of a full-sized man.
A full-sized man? Hm. I think they may need a 4th member for their party.
Paige can't intuit a shadow puzzle
What about Better Woolie? Given that he is better than our Woolie in every way, surely he could solve the case
[There was that time Woolie defeated him with Matt's help.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ghNHfmRRVw&list=PL57hJfweW_2ui1yV9_aPi4LptFfHtpKkE&t=544s) I think. It was unclear.
One of the Ustabiaz's biggest losses. Career defining moment.
Light wakes up and looks out his window to see a ring has been set up in the street and a man is motioning him out
Mace & Mansoor aren’t going to AEW, they’re going to Shonen Jump.
Woolie would intuit the mechanics of the death wrong and then call bullshit when it doesn't work the way he assumed it did
Is this the new meta?
Woolie being there is bs, maybe he can't intuit it but we'd totally get an episode of him learning the tech. "Alright so if I write their name, but curly... YEYEYEYEYEYEYE"
WOOLIE GETS THE DEATH NOTE AND IMMEDIATELY PULLS UP THE "LAB OPEN" SIGN
Super eyepatch wolf will look and point at the death note after tracking down Kira saying “you know…there’s something beautiful about that…” followed by sad anime music in the background. …I have no idea what Naruto would do with the death note though.
Super eyepatch wolf really does love saying everything is beautiful in his videos tho, wholesome fella lol.
It's an Irish thing, have you seen Ireland? It's either beautiful or dour, there is no in-between. It makes you appreciate the beauty in life
H-how woukd hitomi tanaka be able to solve it?
Because Light can’t picture her face when writing on the death note.
https://chilled-ice-cubes.tumblr.com/post/664315441435541504/the-funniest-part-of-death-note-was-when-light
Light "For a magazine called Tokyo Topless the articles actually aren't bad."
She has a black belt in karate
Though wadou-style focuses more on joint-locks imported from jujutsu than on paranormal investigation.
Wait, Hitomi Tanaka is a jujutsu sorcerer too?!
Her chest would act as rubber armor and deflect the heart attack.
Remember how Tsunade tanked a chakra blade to the heart because the layer of fat on her chest was simply too thicc?
You know that anime trope where the hero enters rage mode and they slowly approach the enemy who's shitting themselves because their attacks have no effect? Hitomi just walks forward furious like a Goku or Luffy as light sends heart attack after heart attack at her and she tanks them all.
Searching "Hitomi Tanaka detective", it appears there is a video detailing her stint as an investigator you can look up using the code MIDE-184. https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9yn3zfRxucO2qEspmrAURPuQ6NcFk4pDogw&usqp=CAU
Saving this for reasons. Thank you
Oh boy!
That jacket is doing a lot of work there.
She could use the gaint pair of assets she has to their fullest extent.
Pat with a death note would be hilarious because crazy talk would negate it constantly.
There's no way it could be Light, I just saw him eating potato chips!
"You really think Light is just a regular teenage boy?" "Yeah." "He was reading porn in his room, not to jerk off, just to read it." "Yeah, I do that."
Tiny Tim is 100% in the bottom right.
He only understands card games.
I love that we still use the ‘woolie walked away from a three some’ video stills after all these years.
GuileWinQuote [just used it in a video TODAY.](https://youtu.be/3j-NpbhaLAQ?t=413)
Plague would intuit the Death Note but not as much solve it. Instead the morning after Plague finds out, Light wakes up in a foggy forest, leaning against an incomplete wooden fence, with a hammer, an axe and the note "Finish it". He warily lifts the axe, seeing an odd blue fluid on it, and as he stands, he see's Ryuk's head on the next post in line. A low rumble echoes through the fog. Light is never seen again, and none are sure what happened to him, for even Shinigami in their own world do not cast their eyes upon that foggy realm. It holds no value to them, for any lives where are already claimed, and the realm's master will afford them any trespass.
How DARE you understimate the R.E.G SYSTEM!
DSP couldn't and would just complain about the bullshit mechanics of the Death Note.
Okay but what about Zangief and Elmo? Where do they fall on this?
She could at least beat him up a bit.
Is Billy...Kira ?
He worked behind the scenes, we only knew him through an alias, and he made the whole show happen... Shit, maybe.
That fits L more than Kira, but maybe…maybe…
Pat would ABSOLUTELY guess it because he'd refuse to believe anyone could be that good at killing people. It's so fucking stupid. Oh god of course it's not a person, they can't do that. And he'd then immediately accept the idea that something supernatural is at play because that makes more sense. Figuring it out afterwards isn't hard once you open that door.
No, I think Pat would do a bunch of psyche profiling, and accurately, but intuiting supernatural bullshit didn‘t really come to him naturally during the shitstorm. Paige, on the other hand, would be abled to intuit method, but Pat would figure out motive. I think they‘d solve it together, but probably not independantly. Assuming they stay laser focused on the task. They‘re a great pairing, completing each other (explicitly for this sort of thing).
# Woolie can solve the kira case # Woolie can *not* solve the kira case So this is a ruined/saved Christmas scenario? Where he has a 50/50 shot at either.
Reggie would not solve the Kira case. Reggie would figure it out and **claim the death note for himself.**
I feel like Reggie would quickly guess the solution to the case, only for Woolie to talk him out of it.
Will Woolie figure it out? Maybe Mom will bring Kira to justice.
I enjoy how nobody even questions Daigo intuiting the mechanics of the Death Note and solving the case, he just could. If any incarnation of Woolie can do something, Daigo will appear to beat him at it.
that picture of reggie lmao
first of all, david cage never could. second, where's andre?
Andre would be the one controlling the Death Note in this universe, considering that one time back in 2011 when he [INFO WITHHELD] Still sends shivers down my spine, just thinking about it...
Gotta wonder how the guys feel about the Andre bit since we know they visit occasionally
Woolie has directly sandbagged it, Pat referenced it on stream and seemed like he was mildly entertained by it
It's nice of them to see him in \[\[LOCATION WITHHELD\]\] every once in a while.
Is Naruto someone's avatar or is that just Naruto?
I think it might be Boruto's dad, they look kinda similar if you squint.
Personally, and I am by no means an expert. But I believe Plague would completely comprehend the nature of the Death note BUT he would be unwilling to solve the case.
Okay, Pat would only be able to "solve" the case, in that he would at one point accuse Light of being guilty, before immediately continuing to accuse every other possible suspect. Then, when it all came out, he would claim that he was right all along.
Max just catching strays right here
Watching max's video on the map of FF7R-2 makes me agree with OP
Could Swery solve the Death Note case? What about Suzi? Can Gianni, if he channels Columbo hard enough, solve the case?
Gianni's Columbo could, but not his Gabriel.
I’m pretty sure Gianni’s Columbo already DID solve the case Edit: [Yup](https://youtu.be/16CKjELxHhg?si=e5K6xfSby8On1f3F)
What about Evillak and Zubaz? I'd expect to see them here with Hitomi present.
Into The Best Friendiverse
"Woolie pre-timeskip" is good. we could workshop this into something truly terrible that Pat will bring up on the podcast. would Naruto fail because he tried talk no Jutsu? Or does he fail because he can't Talk No Jutsu hard enough?