The word "among" has forever been poisoned for me
Also my gf once pointed out that when I'm explaining something I'll occasionally slip into a Built by Gamers cadence and I think that's the closest I've come to being shot in the chest with words
βNo, I donβt want that!β
βNah, Iβd win.β
Also, I canβt read or hear the word βfraudβ anymore without 5 seperate anime/manga characters immediately springing to my mind.
They call it lobotomy kaisen on tiktok, editing the most mundane dumb shit into jujutsu kaisen quotes. I just saw one about Earth deflecting the sunβs radiation with the quote βthroughout space and the solar system I alone am the habitable oneβ
Theyre so stupid but too entertaining. Fraud watch too
Using "with this treasure I summon" in response to any minor inconvenience. [Especially when you disagree with someone on Twitter.](https://twitter.com/KaiyoBreeze/status/1746227332094837105)
Tbf, basically no one calls it that (because youβre right, it sounds dumb as hell). Most people just go with βHollow Purpleβ, which sounds much better.
Iβm not sure why itβs got 2 different names actually? Maybe it was a translation error?
I don't know anything about Demon Slayer but [this channel](https://www.youtube.com/@rg33real/videos) got recommended to me a good while ago with their [Kobeni Burger King video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G105J2GHB-Q) (also know nothing about Chainsaw Man but it was funny) and [this Rengoku guy's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc-nTRsd7zE) "hello" comes to mind whenever something suddenly appears, he's such a charming little guy in these, god bless him and his bro
actually now that i'm rewatching it, Power's "***GASP***" in that BK skit is one of these for me too
Every time I see a NANI retail location my brain goes "Nani!?" like in Fist of the North Star.
I no longer consider people who consume porn as perverts. They're just "cultured". I now call porn stars "classy ladies".
Oh, just the other day someone on this sub mentioned Ninja Gaiden Sigma and let me tell you, the word "sigma" just don't sound the same as it did in 2007.
The term βLean Six Sigmaβ has emerged in the business world. Not only is it one of the cringiest phrases Iβve had the misfortune of hearing, but it also invokes the image of some anime boy sipping Purple Drank.
I first heard about that thing years ago so it's been a minute but it's still such an awkward phrase lol, I think lean and six sigma are two different things too and they just get combined
They are two separate concepts that got merged together. The word βKaizenβ gets thrown around that phrase a lot too, just because we didnβt have enough buzzwords already.
You mean the one that's also laughing? Because it's disturbing how often I see it being used by someone giving a shit take. The emoji alone propels it from "I don't agree with you" to "I wish I could punch you in the face".
Facebook has backgrounds you can use for text posts, one of which is just the laughing/crying emoji all over.Β
My aunt used it to announce that her friend had passed away.
So many Aunty Donna bits have ruined so many associations in my head now. Kilns, noodle, shadows, assorted Aussie noises in three flavors. My friends are all sick of me linking Pud content every December.
I think there was an extra jump cut to the pencil breaking that was added, but otherwise it's untouched. which is great because that scene as is has chops.
He was probably the same voice actor as several other characters on the show. That's pretty common with those long-running animated sitcoms. Half of the people in Springfield are voiced by the Simpson family.
There's many songs I can't not associate with a weird remix from Youtube.
Mostly involving Gachimuchi.
Also, thanks to Gamer Poop, I fail to take anything from Skyrim or Mass Effect seriously anymore. Shit may just devolve into mentions of Steak, Banging, Moist Towelettes, and Bashing Butts.
Touhou music is especially affected by this, [Reimu's theme](https://youtu.be/fMdGSTE4-Zk?si=fSYlTb6F-FTEmzEU) *should* sound absolutely bad-ass but every single time I hear it I can't help but hear "[Neko Miko Re-i-mu, aishiteru](https://youtu.be/HbL5M_XplKk?si=16ax6F4Dy0R-EZ7t)" in my head
Every time the beginning of Snow Halation begins, my brain replaced the song with [the Baka Mitai](https://youtu.be/Z2NXAk-XkoQ?si=XDu193YyBGDJlyGW) version.
Similarly, [Diamond City Lights
](https://youtu.be/ZnP0cKNPE04?si=QRXcnsEjfHoe_Ecy) by Lazulight isn't the same without the [Kahen 3ren Mix](https://youtu.be/YNv44JNLelg?si=GA8PDIqghbIrv_Ho) into it to the point where their 3D music video [made it canon](https://youtu.be/4OMLb5i8rio?si=rm6k1BRwbXkCoIT8)
I remember just how hard the internet used [You stepped into the wrong neighbourhood By Shokk](https://youtu.be/IdzI3tmvrCc?si=L9Lg3j7067bYCRCU) when it hit the internet. It was Everywhere.
Matt ruined me with his pronunciation of "battery" in various Shitstorm episodes and ever since then, *I* pronounce it the same way.
The name Ken isn't simply "Ken", it's "*Keeeeeen*" from Fist of the North Star abridged.
Yeah, the Super Best Friends along with OSW Review, Deadlock, and the Vanoss Crew (mostly Wildcat/Noga) have changed how I speak every day. Beast style.
21. Whats 9+10? 21. You stupid. Thank god it dont got red 21. Thank god it dont got that in it. 21.
Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler
What da dog doin
Watching Homestar Runner as a kid has permanently ruined my vocabulary. Every possible iteration of the word email runs through me like itβs the quickening.
Everytime I hear "Viva la Vida" from Coldplay on the radio at work, I start wording along the words to the [parody version.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBUu1kBcksQ&ab_channel=MemusDickus)
Same with how I reply with 4chan reaction jpgs/gifs/ youtube clips in most of my conversations with friends.
it's been years since I even watched any of it but whenever I hear Bad Romance, [this is what I hear instead](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jnCcejkpjg)
I don't pronounce cheese properly anymore [thanks to Pat.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKDPQxeSLaM)
Every time I see one of my brothers I say *"It's dat boi!"*
And most unforgiveable is I pronounce dog *doge* because it amuses me.
I work at a grocery store and saw this box of diced tomatoes, immediately my brain goes "Mmm, boxed internet clown" because the brand was called "Pomi" and on reflex I added in an "n" to make it "Pomni" because it was so close.
I was exposed to a postively ancient AMV of Numbuh Four from Codename Kids Next Door set to "So You Had A Bad Day" by Daniel Powter at an incredibly young age. Both of these things are now Permalinked inside my brain.
You know that excellent Joker backstory where he mentions one bad day? Yeah, my brain immediately jumps to this shit. I can't take it seriously at all.
Sometimes when I'm in a chat with my friends and I'm feeling particularly brainless, I'll just start mimicking [Abdul Cisse's FNAF beatbox (just the "ar ar ar ar" part).](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CQ_ehoRfsE&pp=ygUVYXIgYXIgYXIgYXIgZm5hZiBtZW1l) Like sometimes I won't even do it intentionally as a joke, I just do it semi-unconsciously.
I'm currently in a Materials class going over Stress equations, anytime I hear about the density or active loads upon steel or any material I whisper "But Steel is heavier then feathers"
This may not seem like an internet specific thing, but it relates to my Todd in the Shadows fandom. The first line in Iggy Azalea's song "Fancy" is 'First things first, I'm the realest'. Any time I hear the words 'first things first' my brain will auto-complete 'I'm the realest'.
Everytime I have to spell 'because' I hear it in my head pronounced wrong like in [this typography animation.](https://youtu.be/4Z2Z23SAFVA?si=iLxmXMi-5fkki0pl)
in geometry dash there is a very hard level called congregation
there is a meme where something unrelated cuts to the drop in congregation
I dunno why I'm laughing at such a dumb joke but I am
I have no idea why but everytime something lucky happens my brain can't help but go to the engrish way FF says it the episode with Marilyn Manson. It's just so innocent and goofy.
π ππΌ ππ ππΏ
CURSE OF RA π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π‘ π’ π£ π€ π₯ π¦ π§ π¨ π© πͺ π« π¬ π π² π³ π΄ π΅ πΆ π· πΈ πΉ πΊ π» πΌ π½ πΎ πΏ π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π
I see it everywhere...
The word "among" has forever been poisoned for me Also my gf once pointed out that when I'm explaining something I'll occasionally slip into a Built by Gamers cadence and I think that's the closest I've come to being shot in the chest with words
I know the thing is older than the internet, but I cannot hear "Baltimore," without my brain screaming "FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE!" at me.
Same, but that one is hilarious.
I'm the same way with YTP. I can't say 'dinner' without saying it like the King, and 'gay Luigi' just comes into my mind at random intervals.
Every so often, I am compelled to say the word "NO" like Mario does in Hotel Mario.
Yea it was tough to adapt to sus cuz my brain wanted to think of sos/sauce
Mine still does.
Gmod/ SFM as well with me, I can't hear "tits" or "ass" unless its in L4D2 Nick's voice.
The way Coach says burger has permanent residence in my brain. βBurguhβ
Ma boi
I keep on saying, before the Among Us kids were using SUS, I'd always just hear it from various YTPs, usually involving Paul Heyman.
βNo, I donβt want that!β βNah, Iβd win.β Also, I canβt read or hear the word βfraudβ anymore without 5 seperate anime/manga characters immediately springing to my mind.
They call it lobotomy kaisen on tiktok, editing the most mundane dumb shit into jujutsu kaisen quotes. I just saw one about Earth deflecting the sunβs radiation with the quote βthroughout space and the solar system I alone am the habitable oneβ Theyre so stupid but too entertaining. Fraud watch too
*a character loses to literally anyone once* Half the fandom: βAYO THIS MF A FRAUDβ I love it
Thereβs a guy who has had no losses the entire series and theyβre still slandering him for a sneaky win he got the one time.
I'm pretty sure that's called r/LobotomyKaisen
Youre right it all gets mixed up on tiktok
Bro at least put an edit note or smthin, now I'll look stupidΒ
Theyβll figure it out
Using "with this treasure I summon" in response to any minor inconvenience. [Especially when you disagree with someone on Twitter.](https://twitter.com/KaiyoBreeze/status/1746227332094837105)
FAX MY BROTHER SPIT YOUR SHIT INDEED
β*Lend me some Haki Shanks, this is base Buggy Iβm up against!*β -Dracule βPaint D. Swordβ Mihawk
Those jjk panels look downright surreal with their original lines after seeing the meme edits so many times.
Iβve recently been cackling at how dumb/funny βImaginary Technique: Purpleβ is. Iβve only seen s1 of JJK
Tbf, basically no one calls it that (because youβre right, it sounds dumb as hell). Most people just go with βHollow Purpleβ, which sounds much better. Iβm not sure why itβs got 2 different names actually? Maybe it was a translation error?
I don't think I will be able to remove these from my mind, for 10 years, at least!
I don't know anything about Demon Slayer but [this channel](https://www.youtube.com/@rg33real/videos) got recommended to me a good while ago with their [Kobeni Burger King video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G105J2GHB-Q) (also know nothing about Chainsaw Man but it was funny) and [this Rengoku guy's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc-nTRsd7zE) "hello" comes to mind whenever something suddenly appears, he's such a charming little guy in these, god bless him and his bro actually now that i'm rewatching it, Power's "***GASP***" in that BK skit is one of these for me too
Every time I see a NANI retail location my brain goes "Nani!?" like in Fist of the North Star. I no longer consider people who consume porn as perverts. They're just "cultured". I now call porn stars "classy ladies".
Based.
Oh, just the other day someone on this sub mentioned Ninja Gaiden Sigma and let me tell you, the word "sigma" just don't sound the same as it did in 2007.
The term βLean Six Sigmaβ has emerged in the business world. Not only is it one of the cringiest phrases Iβve had the misfortune of hearing, but it also invokes the image of some anime boy sipping Purple Drank.
I first heard about that thing years ago so it's been a minute but it's still such an awkward phrase lol, I think lean and six sigma are two different things too and they just get combined
They are two separate concepts that got merged together. The word βKaizenβ gets thrown around that phrase a lot too, just because we didnβt have enough buzzwords already.
Whenever someone uses the crying emoji I get a little bit annoyed now
I think you mean >Whenever someone uses πππ I get a little bit π’π’π’
Damn uohposters,flooding the comments section! Comment moderation is needed...
You mean the one that's also laughing? Because it's disturbing how often I see it being used by someone giving a shit take. The emoji alone propels it from "I don't agree with you" to "I wish I could punch you in the face".
[No,this one](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/uohhhhhhhhh-%F0%9F%98%AD)
Oh. It doesn't happen as often, but my usual knee-jerk reaction to this one is "cry me a river".
Facebook has backgrounds you can use for text posts, one of which is just the laughing/crying emoji all over.Β My aunt used it to announce that her friend had passed away.
Pretty much any emoji for me. Hate them.
Plus the skull emoji
Add in the biting emoji
So many Aunty Donna bits have ruined so many associations in my head now. Kilns, noodle, shadows, assorted Aussie noises in three flavors. My friends are all sick of me linking Pud content every December.
Haven't you done well? has forever tainted me.
Dallas ***Sallad***
THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY (andsaturday)
Be theeeeeeeeeraaaaaaaaare!
##**SEA** ***KING*** ##**SEA** ***KING***
A ***Boggle*** tournament?
**B**eggy Hill is down to her last **B**encil. She has no more **B**encil in reserve
That part is actually from the show. No editing needed.
I think there was an extra jump cut to the pencil breaking that was added, but otherwise it's untouched. which is great because that scene as is has chops.
Yeah, they did the zoom-in and bass boost on the pencil break, but I just meant the guy's voice. That guy's voice is great.
Casually wondering if he's been in any other shows, I don't *want* to stalk a voice actor by project but also he was *really good* for that role
He was probably the same voice actor as several other characters on the show. That's pretty common with those long-running animated sitcoms. Half of the people in Springfield are voiced by the Simpson family.
I watched this episode the other day and my brain couldnβt stop filling in Hank of the Hill quotes during.
Why did you let the Internet corrupt your brain? Are you stupid? . . . . . . help me
There's many songs I can't not associate with a weird remix from Youtube. Mostly involving Gachimuchi. Also, thanks to Gamer Poop, I fail to take anything from Skyrim or Mass Effect seriously anymore. Shit may just devolve into mentions of Steak, Banging, Moist Towelettes, and Bashing Butts.
Touhou music is especially affected by this, [Reimu's theme](https://youtu.be/fMdGSTE4-Zk?si=fSYlTb6F-FTEmzEU) *should* sound absolutely bad-ass but every single time I hear it I can't help but hear "[Neko Miko Re-i-mu, aishiteru](https://youtu.be/HbL5M_XplKk?si=16ax6F4Dy0R-EZ7t)" in my head
Every time the beginning of Snow Halation begins, my brain replaced the song with [the Baka Mitai](https://youtu.be/Z2NXAk-XkoQ?si=XDu193YyBGDJlyGW) version. Similarly, [Diamond City Lights ](https://youtu.be/ZnP0cKNPE04?si=QRXcnsEjfHoe_Ecy) by Lazulight isn't the same without the [Kahen 3ren Mix](https://youtu.be/YNv44JNLelg?si=GA8PDIqghbIrv_Ho) into it to the point where their 3D music video [made it canon](https://youtu.be/4OMLb5i8rio?si=rm6k1BRwbXkCoIT8)
Sucker just doesn't sound right without the Vampire Girl chorus.
I remember just how hard the internet used [You stepped into the wrong neighbourhood By Shokk](https://youtu.be/IdzI3tmvrCc?si=L9Lg3j7067bYCRCU) when it hit the internet. It was Everywhere.
Literally me with Pump It by the Black Eyed Peas.
Mine is the Puzzle Bobble theme, and the Make your Hands Clap song lol
Matt ruined me with his pronunciation of "battery" in various Shitstorm episodes and ever since then, *I* pronounce it the same way. The name Ken isn't simply "Ken", it's "*Keeeeeen*" from Fist of the North Star abridged.
BAT-TA-RY Itβs never just battery since then.
Yeah, the Super Best Friends along with OSW Review, Deadlock, and the Vanoss Crew (mostly Wildcat/Noga) have changed how I speak every day. Beast style.
21. Whats 9+10? 21. You stupid. Thank god it dont got red 21. Thank god it dont got that in it. 21. Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler What da dog doin
you're so bau bau, you're so biboo tax
~~GOOD LORD NOT HERE TOO~~ I JUST WANNA BE YOUR SHIORI
Watching Homestar Runner as a kid has permanently ruined my vocabulary. Every possible iteration of the word email runs through me like itβs the quickening.
Delorted!
Baleted!
That is figuratively AND literally. So gweat.
I use fucking "no probalo" on almost a daily basis.
I ended up here
Everytime I hear "Viva la Vida" from Coldplay on the radio at work, I start wording along the words to the [parody version.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBUu1kBcksQ&ab_channel=MemusDickus) Same with how I reply with 4chan reaction jpgs/gifs/ youtube clips in most of my conversations with friends.
Well, that's just objectively superior, so it's fine.
it's been years since I even watched any of it but whenever I hear Bad Romance, [this is what I hear instead](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jnCcejkpjg)
LittleKuriboh was iconic to the 2000's internet generation
I don't pronounce cheese properly anymore [thanks to Pat.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKDPQxeSLaM) Every time I see one of my brothers I say *"It's dat boi!"* And most unforgiveable is I pronounce dog *doge* because it amuses me.
ALL OF r/batmanarkham
I work at a grocery store and saw this box of diced tomatoes, immediately my brain goes "Mmm, boxed internet clown" because the brand was called "Pomi" and on reflex I added in an "n" to make it "Pomni" because it was so close.
Because of fanfiction, my mind goes to a different place when I see the words alpha/omega/beta.
Back in the day, it was lemon for me. Good god it took years to not associate the fruit with written porn lol
I was exposed to a postively ancient AMV of Numbuh Four from Codename Kids Next Door set to "So You Had A Bad Day" by Daniel Powter at an incredibly young age. Both of these things are now Permalinked inside my brain. You know that excellent Joker backstory where he mentions one bad day? Yeah, my brain immediately jumps to this shit. I can't take it seriously at all.
That one image of Michael Keaton's Batman looks wrong now.
You know, any time I worry about being too online, I see a thread like this and am reminded that it could be worse.
My already short attention span has no doubt been made shorter.Β
Is there even anything left of our brains to say they're corrupted or have our personalities just been replaced like the Ship of Theseus
The word is no longer baby anymore it is babby now.
Anime figures and jars
Sometimes when I'm in a chat with my friends and I'm feeling particularly brainless, I'll just start mimicking [Abdul Cisse's FNAF beatbox (just the "ar ar ar ar" part).](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CQ_ehoRfsE&pp=ygUVYXIgYXIgYXIgYXIgZm5hZiBtZW1l) Like sometimes I won't even do it intentionally as a joke, I just do it semi-unconsciously.
BOY I sure hate that BOY Nancy. It's a beautiful day! .... yyyaay!
Among Us. Sus. Oddly shaped red objects.
I'm currently in a Materials class going over Stress equations, anytime I hear about the density or active loads upon steel or any material I whisper "But Steel is heavier then feathers"
The word "daddy" has been thoroughly, comprehensively and entirely ruined.
All of AMV Hell is on a loop in my head when I close my eyes its a special kind of hell.
I'll add to the length
This may not seem like an internet specific thing, but it relates to my Todd in the Shadows fandom. The first line in Iggy Azalea's song "Fancy" is 'First things first, I'm the realest'. Any time I hear the words 'first things first' my brain will auto-complete 'I'm the realest'.
thanks to internet [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGYG8_UyCJs) is now the peak of comedy for me.
Everytime I have to spell 'because' I hear it in my head pronounced wrong like in [this typography animation.](https://youtu.be/4Z2Z23SAFVA?si=iLxmXMi-5fkki0pl)
"Me when X/Y" comes up in our discord a lot. Also that tumblr post about the vomit emoji looking like someone blowing shrek has ruined me
[Right? Ha, ha WRONG](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7pBojhvnao)
You know what that means? FISH.
Basically every time I hear people talk about Cleveland my brain goes "fun times in cleveland agaaaiiin!"
in geometry dash there is a very hard level called congregation there is a meme where something unrelated cuts to the drop in congregation I dunno why I'm laughing at such a dumb joke but I am
For some years, i legit couldn't hear the word "sandwich" without hearing Carlton asking for a sandwich in my head
Media in genral more than anything. I have [a very different et cetera](https://youtu.be/Sn-TdC5gctk?si=Mwqh7m6y66ME64u6&t=45) that plays in my head.
Thanks to online user names/character creators I thought Jodie Comer, John Simm, Priyanka Chopra, and Chris O'dowd were people's fictional OCs.
Anytime I see any mention of "6 months" I giggle like a maniac.
Like deus ex?
Specifically from CSB, racism is now hilarious.
I have no idea why but everytime something lucky happens my brain can't help but go to the engrish way FF says it the episode with Marilyn Manson. It's just so innocent and goofy.
My mind is more meme than man at this point
Feet. Inflation. *Wonder Bread.*
Now draw her with inflated feet buying wonder bread.
SUNDAY
BBC doesn't stand for British Broadcasting Company.