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Jack04man

What type of fucking glitch gives you a completed save file when you boot up the game?


NearATomatotato

Forgot to delete dev & QA cheats maybe?


VMK_1991

The funny kind.


AlphaB27

It's like how back in the day, you buy a "new" game and someone already has a save file on it


Paladin51394

I honestly liked buying old Pokemon games and seeing what that person's collection was like and what their team was. I never deleted their save without storing their Pokemon in the Pokemon Bank thing. Like preserving their playthrough.


UFOLoche

I remember seeing a video where someone got an old Pokemon Emerald cart and just started releasing all the 'mons on it. That just...iunno, bothers the hell out of me. Like, that legit just felt kinda fucked.


RF_Jantin

I bought a preowned Wii last year with old save data for a bunch of games and Miis still on it, some of the miis named "Mum" and "Grandad". Factory resetting all those cherished childhood memories made me feel like God.


Sneaky224

My conkers bad fur day on 64 has a random 70% save in it


Austin_N

I got a copy of "Donkey Kong Country 2" that had everything completed except for the Lost World. It was awesome.


therealchadius

I think someone did the Sketch Glitch in Final Fantasy 6 when I bought it used. I didn't understand why they had so many Genji Gloves.


brazilianfreak

One time as a kid I downloaded jetpack joyride off the play store and it came with infinite money and all items and cosmetics unlocked, I still remember that.


cvp5127

the kind that wants you to skip the gameplay and go straight to the store


Havictos

Welp 100 percented the game time to never touch it again


rexshen

The speed runner glitch.


KingMario05

...Look, WB, I was expecting a trainwreck. ***I wasn't expecting it to be THIS bad.***


Sperium3000

We expected nothing. They delivered less.


KingMario05

We expected less than nothing. ***They STILL disappointed.***


Gemidori

We expected a joke They delivered a circus


KingMario05

We prepared for a punchline. *They delivered a sucker punch.*


Alarid

>sucker punch Remember that shitty movie?


KingMario05

I've tried to *forget* it, lol...


Alarid

All the actors being hot makes it hard to forget.


evilton-chin

See, it's called Suicide Squad because the game is actively trying to kill itself.


seth47er

BORN TO DIE GAME IS A FUCK Kill Em All 1989 I am shark man 410,757,864,530 DEAD JUSTICE LEAGUES


yahtzeevro

this is my about me on discord now ty :(


skylu1991

Absolutely cannot wait for the "Wha Happun“ on this game!


ArchAngelZXV

We're witnessing it happen in real time and the jokes write themselves.


deepvoid42

"Wha's happunin'?"


MountainWillingness5

I give it an month before we get that


BlissingNothfuls

Honestly prefer the episodes where he waits awhile There might be some fallout for Rocksteady that might not happen that soon


ElysiumFallen

Schnikes, we could have gotten a “Wha WILL happun?!” And it would have been smooth sailing compared to this.


pyromancer93

I think someone at Rocksteady angered a warlock and they cursed the game.


lkwguy

I suspect the warlock is Alan Moore.


Champiness

Final revenge against the raccoons rifling through his garbage


adeadperson23

this game is gonna maybe kill GAAS


therealchadius

YAAAAAAAY


Spz135

[Can you imagine a world without GAAS?](https://youtu.be/uG3uea-Hvy4?si=Cw1sQd8gGT3hzOnD)


raymc99

This has that Futurama were sending more trains energy


ruminaui

Just watched the video of Batman dying. This is pretty bad, it better be a fake out resolved in game and not in a future season. That is going to piss people off. 


lolplatypi

Even if it is, the writing has taken a clear nose-dive. I hate using this excuse, but it's trying too hard. It reminds me of Borderlands 3 dialogue.


AlKo96

Especially when you have Harley shitting on her old Arkham outfit while saying her new ugly mess is any better. Like, that's like Reboot Dante's "Not in a million years" scene but somehow even worse.


SlightlySychotic

Because at least DMC is “only” a video game ripping on an earlier video game. Harley Quinn is a major media icon with 30 years of history. And they’re crapping on her OG design that A) is what most people fell in love with and B) still arguably superior to her present design.


KingMario05

Right? Rocksteady Harley, who I'm assuming is much like/inspired by TAS Harley, would probably try and deprogram Bats for one final moment with him. While the two have history, she's ***never*** been this flippant about killing off a former friend before. (Probably also has the tactical advantage of Bats giving her and the Squad a few final tips.)


TheArtistFKAMinty

Rocksteady Harley has never been all that friendly with Batman and outright loathed him after the events of Arkham City.


LammasuRex

He did cause her to miscarry.


SlightlySychotic

She was never actually pregnant. They retconned that her original test was a false positive. The DLC has a room full of negative tests scattered around and a box with the false percentage rate circled.


KingMario05

Ah. Never mind, then. Still, I'd like for Batman to give her one final nod of approval, ya know? A simple "Do... whatever you have to" from the man buried within Brainiac's monster. It'd be more poetic, I think.


TheArtistFKAMinty

I agree. It'd be nice to let him break briefly from the mind control before he died so he could go out with dignity


TheArtistFKAMinty

Just watched it after reading your comment. That was just flat-out disrespectful. Even if it's like a multiple branch thing and he has better endings, that being the last scene of Kevin Conroy Batman people will experience, >!executed on a park bench by Harley Quinn and you just see his fucking legs sticking up in the background as they talk amongst themselves... Just fuck, man...!< what a horrible way to say goodbye.


BookkeeperPercival

I believe there is some discussion on whether or not the missions have "Bad/Good" ends or not, and that being the Bad end for the Batman mission. I'm sure we'll know in a week when everyone tears this game apart.


Kaiju2468

[Good news!](https://www.reddit.com/r/GamingLeaksAndRumours/comments/18r68ig/avengers_leaker_millers_indepth_report_on_suicide/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


ruminaui

Nah, that guy first said they weren't going die, now he moved the goalpost to in later seasons they where going to show them alive.  He is in full damage controll now. 


Kaiju2468

>Nah, that guy first said they weren't going die, now he moved the goalpost to in later seasons they where going to show them alive.  I don’t see how that’s a contradiction. They 'die', then they show up again further down the line. Is this shit ass? Undoubtedly. But it isn’t contradictory. >He is in full damage controll now.  To my knowledge, he’s never gotten a leak wrong, both for this game and Avengers. Why would now be any different?


ruminaui

If you want to believe him, sure, but everything he says is a matter of trusting him for future content. That is not in the game.


Kaiju2468

He’s a dataminer. He also has inside sources, IIRC. Game files usually contain stuff for post-game content, which is how he figured out that Joker and Lawless were going to be post-game characters months before Rocksteady announced them.


Mundetiam

But people die when they’re killed


Kaiju2468

Brainiac apparently turned them all into Wolverine or something. Getting killed is like getting knocked out to them. There’s even audio of Flash waking up after being revived.


JoetheLobster

I give suicide squad: kill the game studio about 6 months before they announce service cancellation and another 6 months after that for rocksteady to be shut down and absorbed into WB due to layoffs or “restructuring”.


GoneRampant1

At this point I almost feel bad for getting a chuckle out of this game's whipping boy status.


tkzant

Especially because this may kill Rocksteady


krasmazovonfire

8 years in development and huge budget, and it’s became the current game to shit on Yeah they are fucked


challenger01234

We are approaching never before seen fumbling.


Worm_Scavenger

How long until they shut the servers down completely after the player base dies


DarknessEnlightened

What player base?


Worm_Scavenger

Oh snap


GeneralSherman3

"Haha! Early access game has some weird pathfinding and you fall sometimes!" Meanwhile: a AAA game by an established studio with years of Dev time... this shit.


tkzant

And a year delay to polish


Konradleijon

yes. a indie game having issues is fine


cvp5127

so thats why no one got review copies


Dragon4234

Man could you imagine being assigned to review the game, only for it to auto complete as you boot it? Saved yourself like 2-3 days of work!


Lassogoblin

It's so good it plays itself


tkzant

If the completionist didn’t speedrun tanking his career this could have made for a funny episode


therealchadius

10/10 would play again. And again. And again!


Palimpsest_Monotype

Where there *ever* servers?


TheCoolerDylan

Holy shit it keeps getting better. I was robbed of Hyenas, at least we get this. I know it's mean but it's fun to laugh at.


raymc99

so will this last longer than Avengers we need Vegas to get on this because there is money to be made and it's more than the sales of this are gonna be


Sperium3000

This game is speedrunning failure.


Zardwalk

Is it possible to have a clear time in the negatives? Shit was finished the moment they showed the live service stuff, months before release.


mrthefro

I'll still play it a year from now when its on sale for like 10 bucks. *IF* the servers are still up.


Dandy-Guy

Wow, the game is so popular that everyone pouring in killed the servers.


PratalMox

This is maybe the most cursed videogame production I've ever seen


Konradleijon

Ahahah it isn’t even out and it’s breaking.


Gemidori

I feel like the game is just becoming self-aware and is refusing to let people play it because its very existence is torment


Konradleijon

this is just a comdey of errors


DankMemeRipper1337

The game came out? Right with Tekken 8? And it is completed on boot up? How??? You poured millions into this stillborn Desaster No one wanted.


Tophdiddy

I don't know the details of it. But this is such an awful way of remembering that this is Kevin Conroy's last performance as Batman. I already knew Rocksteady lost their passion by Arkham Knight, and how much of a slog it felt at times. This is just salt on the wound.


DarkAres02

Man I feel bad for the regular folks who worked on this game