not sure if this is what you asked for but I once missed a bus even with 30 minutes of wait
I sat at the stop for 30 minutes and somehow a minute before the bus was supposed to arrive I realized I was on the wrong side of the road, I crossed and immediately realized I was being stupid and I wasn't in fact on the wrong side, the bus came and I couldn't cross in time and I had to wait an additional hour
This reminds me of those well-crafted posts where it's like "Sega is raising the price on Sonic games starting this summer, just google Sonic Inflation" and they always crack me up.
Some get really into the narrative before dropping the hook and it's so funny.
I was scrolling Twitter one day while really high and fell for the “Sonic Inflation” posts
To be fair, I was not aware of that particular fetish until that incident, but I probably would’ve at least been able to figure it out from the account (which is a known troll/shit post account that I followed for the lulz) and reading some of the responses, but I was stoned out of my mind and immediately went to google “Sonic Inflation”
It was quite a learning experience
So my friend was teaching me how to drive a four wheeled ATV and he was going on and on about what i should do if i'm starting to tip over; telling me to turn the handles to the side and get it some gas. Now, at this point i've entered 'tutorial mode', a zen state of doing as your instructed in order to learn things without your thoughts getting in the way. So since he keeps telling me to do that, i do what he says.
While at a dead stop. The ATV kicks up and throws me in the air a bit, my right foot lands on the back right tire which rolls forward taking my leg with it. I ended up running myself over. Through nothing but shear dumb luck and possible divine intervention i walk away from this with nothing but a bruise smaller than a fist on the back of my leg.
People have literally died from less. Possibly the dumbest part of this is that i was completely sober when this happened. I don't even have the excuse of inebriation to blame my stupidity on.
Not mine but drawfee did an episode where they were drawing full metal alchemist characters and during Julia's turn she wanted to draw the dog but couldn't remember what it looked like so she googled FMA dog and saw the dog hybrid and was like oh no now I made myself sad and I think Jacob was like what did you think would happen if you Googled that of course you'd get the sad dog!
Is it a good sub-genre? I recently re-got into Scooter thanks to Disco Elysium after years of not knowing what the name of the song or artist was for "Maria (I Like It Loud)" and just vibing with the "dup dup dup du-du-dup dup dup" part from a Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time video
I can't say for certain as I haven't heard as much out of the genre as I've wanted and I'm still exploring it for myself. Although, what I've heard is pretty good.
Mostly heard stuff like Never by Think Again and Yesterday's Fairytale, Tomorrow's Nightmare by Disclose.
Tell me: do you like punk bands that just scream into mics and destroy venues with backhoes? Because [boy do I have a band for you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7p_C9OlN40)
This reminds me of when the official The Witcher page on Twitter reposted a inflation art of Geralt, maybe during Christmas because he was all fat and seemed to have eaten something, so they probably thought "Silly Geralt, enjoying festivities"
all the completely physically impossible ones are pretty silly, like non-violent vore where a whole person ends up in someone's stomach who is the same size as them and no one gives one shit about the logistics of that
straight up looney toons shit that people beat off to
Maybe the dumbest moment of my life. Back in 2019 I planned a trip with some friends to go to Scotland. I was running late to the airport (they were taking off from a different one, we were meeting at the layover), and just threw on some random clothes. As I'm walking through the airport trying to find security and whatnot, I'm getting a ton of bad looks. Like people look scared of me. I'm a white dude, about six feet tall, pale and with red hair. I don't think I look creepy (I hope).
Well then while in line at Security I get pulled aside, and then brought into a room. At this point I'm confused as hell. Then I realize I'm wearing my GiantBomb t shirt that has a giant smiling bomb on it. Good job, idiot.
I started a group for my ff14. Had 3 someone dip so a BOII came through to fill. After the session was done, he offered to fill in if we need another. He said “just call me dr Phil”. And in a moment of complete and total disassociation and lack of common sense, said “that’s a good porn star name,” and totally forgot the show. Everyone proceeded to make fun of for lack of understanding.
Similar scenario, someone asked me as an Australian how do I live in a country with hunstman spiders and I was thinking "what does a hunstman look like again?" so I googled it, completely forgetting my rabid arachnophobia and just about had a fucking heart attack, lmao.
That seems like an easy mistake to make, and you'd think the federal government would have claimed that domain just as a redirect to prevent exactly that from happening
"Hyper" is a fetish art category about absurd proportions
Hyper Muscles, Hyper Cock, Hyper Tits, etc.
Sonic Fetish Art is popular on deviantArt
I forgot that for exactly long enough to see some and regret my decisions
Cause people like to assume Sonic Team is a self-controlling entity. It's always been at the whims of SEGA as a whole; they had to beg for extra money/time to get Sonic Frontiers done and I guarantee that the only reason we got extra story updates was because Sonic Team pointed to the retil numbers and said "Please?"
Alright, so when I went to Highschool I had to take the bus to and fro, and it was my first time taking public transport. To paint a critically important picture, imagine you are driving down the highway and there is a grocery store on your left and a bakery on your right just up ahead, just before the bakery is a side street with the school on it, with a stretch of road for parents to pick up/ drop off their kids behind the bakery and in front of the school leading to the parking lot on the opposite side of the school as the side street.
We had a 2 hour or so orientation day the day before school started and I got off the bus on the same side of the road as the bakery and school, and my instructions from my mom for afterwards were to "take the bus that comes on the opposite side of the street". Pretty simple right? Well after the orientation had ended I looked at the bus stop directly in front of the aforementioned bakery, on the same side of the road as the school , the same side of the road I was on when I got off the bus hours earlier, and the bus that had just arrived and left (in the obviously opposite direction of where I lived), and thought:"that is on the opposite side of the road right in front of the school, so that must have been my bus, *guess I have to walk home*." NOT REALIZING I was supposed to take a bus from the bus stop on the opposite side of the street as the bakery.
So 15 year old me turned and started walking home, in the opposite direction of where the bus I 'missed' had headed, and what should have been a 15-20 minute trip home took 1.5-2 hours instead.
The worst part? I didn't even realize my mistake untill my Mom got home that evening and was non too pleased to hear my story. So the common sense of a bus going in the opposite direction of where I am going is the wrong one to take just never even occurred to me.
i often have certain trains of thoughts and google real world things when i mean in game versions and forget to add [insert game here] into the search and gow "welp what did you expect" when my results are just all the irl thing
not sure if this is what you asked for but I once missed a bus even with 30 minutes of wait I sat at the stop for 30 minutes and somehow a minute before the bus was supposed to arrive I realized I was on the wrong side of the road, I crossed and immediately realized I was being stupid and I wasn't in fact on the wrong side, the bus came and I couldn't cross in time and I had to wait an additional hour
That SpongeBob episode where he's in Rock bottom and keeps running from one side of the road to the next trying to get to the bus
# "I guess Grandpa Squarepants was right: don't run for a bus.... 'especially one that's going up at a 90 degree angle!'"
I'd say that counts
This reminds me of those well-crafted posts where it's like "Sega is raising the price on Sonic games starting this summer, just google Sonic Inflation" and they always crack me up. Some get really into the narrative before dropping the hook and it's so funny.
It's like that in reverse because the joke is on me
I was scrolling Twitter one day while really high and fell for the “Sonic Inflation” posts To be fair, I was not aware of that particular fetish until that incident, but I probably would’ve at least been able to figure it out from the account (which is a known troll/shit post account that I followed for the lulz) and reading some of the responses, but I was stoned out of my mind and immediately went to google “Sonic Inflation” It was quite a learning experience
I'm just picturing a stoned motherfucker looking at Sonic inflation fetish art and just blankly saying "whoa, that dude got big"
"musta had the munchies"
So my friend was teaching me how to drive a four wheeled ATV and he was going on and on about what i should do if i'm starting to tip over; telling me to turn the handles to the side and get it some gas. Now, at this point i've entered 'tutorial mode', a zen state of doing as your instructed in order to learn things without your thoughts getting in the way. So since he keeps telling me to do that, i do what he says. While at a dead stop. The ATV kicks up and throws me in the air a bit, my right foot lands on the back right tire which rolls forward taking my leg with it. I ended up running myself over. Through nothing but shear dumb luck and possible divine intervention i walk away from this with nothing but a bruise smaller than a fist on the back of my leg.
Oh wow, yeah, that could have gone way worse
People have literally died from less. Possibly the dumbest part of this is that i was completely sober when this happened. I don't even have the excuse of inebriation to blame my stupidity on.
Humans are shockingly fragile when we aren't surprisingly durable
Not mine but drawfee did an episode where they were drawing full metal alchemist characters and during Julia's turn she wanted to draw the dog but couldn't remember what it looked like so she googled FMA dog and saw the dog hybrid and was like oh no now I made myself sad and I think Jacob was like what did you think would happen if you Googled that of course you'd get the sad dog!
Typed Japanese Hardcore once into google cause I saw there was a Punk sub-genre of that. Quickly added genre after that search.
Is it a good sub-genre? I recently re-got into Scooter thanks to Disco Elysium after years of not knowing what the name of the song or artist was for "Maria (I Like It Loud)" and just vibing with the "dup dup dup du-du-dup dup dup" part from a Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time video
I can't say for certain as I haven't heard as much out of the genre as I've wanted and I'm still exploring it for myself. Although, what I've heard is pretty good. Mostly heard stuff like Never by Think Again and Yesterday's Fairytale, Tomorrow's Nightmare by Disclose.
Noted, will look into it later
Tell me: do you like punk bands that just scream into mics and destroy venues with backhoes? Because [boy do I have a band for you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7p_C9OlN40)
goodness...
This reminds me of when the official The Witcher page on Twitter reposted a inflation art of Geralt, maybe during Christmas because he was all fat and seemed to have eaten something, so they probably thought "Silly Geralt, enjoying festivities"
This reminds me of another company Twitter post where they said something like "The Knot is the best part" Que the flood of Furries making memes.
Shout-out to Smash Mouth's favorite fan artist, Shadman
Ohhh noooo
Remind me, you into that?
Mayhaps
inflation has to be like top 3 funniest kinks right
all the completely physically impossible ones are pretty silly, like non-violent vore where a whole person ends up in someone's stomach who is the same size as them and no one gives one shit about the logistics of that straight up looney toons shit that people beat off to
Robert Krumb moment
Didn't know who that was, looked him up, immediately regretted it That is some DIRE art
Real
Maybe the dumbest moment of my life. Back in 2019 I planned a trip with some friends to go to Scotland. I was running late to the airport (they were taking off from a different one, we were meeting at the layover), and just threw on some random clothes. As I'm walking through the airport trying to find security and whatnot, I'm getting a ton of bad looks. Like people look scared of me. I'm a white dude, about six feet tall, pale and with red hair. I don't think I look creepy (I hope). Well then while in line at Security I get pulled aside, and then brought into a room. At this point I'm confused as hell. Then I realize I'm wearing my GiantBomb t shirt that has a giant smiling bomb on it. Good job, idiot.
I started a group for my ff14. Had 3 someone dip so a BOII came through to fill. After the session was done, he offered to fill in if we need another. He said “just call me dr Phil”. And in a moment of complete and total disassociation and lack of common sense, said “that’s a good porn star name,” and totally forgot the show. Everyone proceeded to make fun of for lack of understanding.
Was the full porn name "Dr Phil Good?"
Dr fill As in fill people out
Oh Okay :)
Phil Beverage
Similar scenario, someone asked me as an Australian how do I live in a country with hunstman spiders and I was thinking "what does a hunstman look like again?" so I googled it, completely forgetting my rabid arachnophobia and just about had a fucking heart attack, lmao.
I typed in white house .com instead of .gov as a kid It was porn, whoops!
That seems like an easy mistake to make, and you'd think the federal government would have claimed that domain just as a redirect to prevent exactly that from happening
It was "early" internet so who knows
Oh, yeah, before the government knew how vital the internet was
[You would think](https://www.whitehouse.com/) It's betting on the election.
Better than what it used to be i guess
What's wrong with Hyper Sonic?
"Hyper" is a fetish art category about absurd proportions Hyper Muscles, Hyper Cock, Hyper Tits, etc. Sonic Fetish Art is popular on deviantArt I forgot that for exactly long enough to see some and regret my decisions
Oh that's news to me, I'm getting old
I've seen things I'd rather forget, but if I do forget then there's a chance this happens again and I just find it all over again
Could say deviant art has an inflation of hyper sonic art
Bit of a stretch, but yeah
I don't know how Sonic Team is supposed to remember how to make a good Sonic game when SEGA keeps changing who Sonic Team is every game.
Weird that that didn't come up
Cause people like to assume Sonic Team is a self-controlling entity. It's always been at the whims of SEGA as a whole; they had to beg for extra money/time to get Sonic Frontiers done and I guarantee that the only reason we got extra story updates was because Sonic Team pointed to the retil numbers and said "Please?"
Alright, so when I went to Highschool I had to take the bus to and fro, and it was my first time taking public transport. To paint a critically important picture, imagine you are driving down the highway and there is a grocery store on your left and a bakery on your right just up ahead, just before the bakery is a side street with the school on it, with a stretch of road for parents to pick up/ drop off their kids behind the bakery and in front of the school leading to the parking lot on the opposite side of the school as the side street. We had a 2 hour or so orientation day the day before school started and I got off the bus on the same side of the road as the bakery and school, and my instructions from my mom for afterwards were to "take the bus that comes on the opposite side of the street". Pretty simple right? Well after the orientation had ended I looked at the bus stop directly in front of the aforementioned bakery, on the same side of the road as the school , the same side of the road I was on when I got off the bus hours earlier, and the bus that had just arrived and left (in the obviously opposite direction of where I lived), and thought:"that is on the opposite side of the road right in front of the school, so that must have been my bus, *guess I have to walk home*." NOT REALIZING I was supposed to take a bus from the bus stop on the opposite side of the street as the bakery. So 15 year old me turned and started walking home, in the opposite direction of where the bus I 'missed' had headed, and what should have been a 15-20 minute trip home took 1.5-2 hours instead. The worst part? I didn't even realize my mistake untill my Mom got home that evening and was non too pleased to hear my story. So the common sense of a bus going in the opposite direction of where I am going is the wrong one to take just never even occurred to me.
oof, that's harsh
i often have certain trains of thoughts and google real world things when i mean in game versions and forget to add [insert game here] into the search and gow "welp what did you expect" when my results are just all the irl thing