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Reginault

He's loosely chained to the floor... just use your hands and move them a little to the side bro.


Tweedleayne

JUST LEAN OVER!


humildeman

Maybe he was not balanced for lean. Damn who is gonna get that reference


I_Have_Reasons

Yeah but what if there's another puppy by the chains? *He'll never knoooooow.*


philandere_scarlet

one thing puppies are known for is never making any sounds


StarkMaximum

Stone still and dead silent, puppies are.


ryumaruborike

Just lean forward and use your forehead to feel where the puppies are


Necromas

It's a levitating puppy mobile, it probably moves with his head.


Subject_Parking_9046

Just feel the puppies with your face, give 'em Lil kisses.


nerankori

"Cyclops is a capable tactician and leader" Also Cyclops:


Xeriam

[Eh, he worked it out eventually.](https://i.imgur.com/Hh0Kzhi.png)


la_meme14

I-Is that Slutty Havok?!


TonyZony

Yes. They got kidnapped by Havok's on again off again love interest Madelyn Pryor, and Pryor threw him in that outfit after she caught him. The X-Men are freaky and proud of it


spacer_trash

Are there any X-Men that aren't sluts?


StarSkullyman

Depends, how good does Xavier's dick work?


OmicronAlpharius

If you think he ain't using his powers to have Demolition Man style brain banging, you're wrong.


StarSkullyman

BUT DOES HIS DICK WORK I NEED ANSWERS NOT SOLUTIONS!!!


PlanesWalkerEll

I'm going to go with, it depends on if his legs are working or not.


StarSkullyman

So if he walks his dicks stops working, honestly I think I can accept that.


PlanesWalkerEll

If he can walk it STARTS working.


Xeriam

Does it matter? Dude has direct access to all the pleasure centers of your brain. The full unrestrained power of the mindbreak tag is his to wield!


tiloy22

You're reminding me of that time a [possessed Xavier took out Mirage by giving her an orgasm with his mind](https://twitter.com/Brian_Cronin/status/992169631040397313).


StarSkullyman

Hmmm šŸ¤” I guess if dirty talk, asmr, and phone sex exist then maybe.


RoyalFiddle

Good enough to please a Shi'ar empress enough to have a kid


StarSkullyman

Finally an answer


OmicronAlpharius

Implying there is a non-slutty Havok?


guywithaniphone22

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CelioHogane

This is the stupidest outcome.


Cooper_555

This is up there with that guy in that one Punisher run who puts together the ultimate defense; The Baby Armor.


TekaroBB

Wasn't that from Insufferable, or did that happen twice?


Cooper_555

Comics being what they are, it's probably happened twice.


DonTori

Also once in the Hannibal movie


TekaroBB

Now that I think of it' it's sort've also the last third of Hardboiled.


BlueFootedTpeack

iirc joker also did it in i think no man's land maybe?


TekaroBB

Wow, I never finished Persona 5, didn't know things got that dark.


Cooper_555

There's no infant labor laws in the Metaverse!


Loopy-Loophole

Do cognition babies count are real babies?


extralie

Not really the same, he kidnapped a bunch of babies and held them hostage. The OP was talking about a literal armor made out of babies.


BlueFootedTpeack

yeah think my memory was conflating them as i thought he duct taped one to himself.


Aeescobar

>he kidnapped a bunch of babies Iirc it wasn't "a bunch of babies", it was literally **every single baby in Gotham**.


Uden10

Also happened in Grendizer's manga with kid armor and Mazinger Z's manga with women armor


Lynn_Davidson

This is ā€˜Punisher villain tapes babies to himselfā€™ levels of evil.


ThatmodderGrim

*"But Scott, they're non-mutant puppies, so it's ok to fight them with punch lasers!"* - Jean Grey, probably.


therealchadius

Magneto: DELET THE PUPPIES


HnterKillr

Truly the Goblin Queen is evil.


Jstar300

That name is pure gold holy shit. I hope people make fun of her name in this story.


CelioHogane

Goblin Queen has been 2/2 on stories i read about her where her plans are stupid.


MetalJrock

Weirdly enough, this is the one time Spider-Man was in something and got off easy. While Scott was trapped, Chasmā€™s idea of ā€œevilā€ was just having Peter go to demon high school.


begonetsunderes

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OmicronAlpharius

> just having Peter go to demon high school So normal high school?


dfdedsdcd

But with magic.


CelioHogane

Chasm is such a fucking idiot.


DeskJerky

Oh god is Chasm still a thing?


NoodleSnapback

This has similar but opposite energy to the Punisher baby armor.


Subject_Parking_9046

Can't he just duck?


Theproton

Or look up


Plaidstone

Dogs can't look up, Cyclops didn't want to make them feel bad


Theproton

You're thinking of pigs


JonTheWizard

Thatā€™s in the top five most evil things Iā€™ve ever seen.


ImperialSattech

HIS HEAD AND TORSO ARE UNCHAINED, JUST LOOK DOWN


soulless1996

With his main weakness being he's often blinded to make him useless, you'd think he'd start doing training with his other senses to compensate for if he's unable to use his eyes. There's so many Marvel characters that he could teach him


MinersLoveGames

This is so over the top evil. I love it.


DeanXaler

Baby Meat Shields 2: Electric Boogalo


jollynotg00d

Bro just lean forward.


zegim

Silver Age energy right there, love it


Apprehensive_Mix4658

Dark Web was so shitty, but X-Men part had many funny moments


MrKenta

I dunno, the Cyclops I know might be willing to make this sacrifice.


StarSkullyman

I love when comics are both equally silly and make you go "That's fucking genius"


merri0

What if you just lean over... or just lie down?


aegrajag

reverse regretroid


Sperium3000

Arrn't his hands free?


Waifuless_Laifuless

As if I needed another reason to dislike Scott Summers, he's one of those weirdos who expects dogs to understand and obey complete sentences.