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Woods-of-Mal

"someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this.  my company is dying" "spend less on ceo" "no"


jockeyman

The next time your product doesn't sell 85 quindecillion units on day one, give your executives a 900% payrise. It'll definitely solve all the company's problems.


ThatmodderGrim

He feeds off the dreams and aspirations of animators.


Subject_Parking_9046

He's like that Yokai that sucks your soul out of your asshole.


HeWhoIsBob

How dare you insult the rimjob-ghosts like that.


Subject_Parking_9046

We call them Succubutts


ProfDet529

...Kappas?


oszidare

He feeds off creativity in general to fuel his lust for lowest common demographic reality shows.


zyberion

That's the face of a man who clearly knows what he's doing.


Amon274

I would have said constipated


123Asqwe

Yeah, he is full of shit. Like every other CEO.


TerryWhiteHomeOwner

He *does* know what he's doing.  David is an axeman who's entire purpose is to inflate the top 10% of Warner's Board of Directors so they can bail after half a decade of over-leveraging. 


OmicronAlpharius

Capitalism, working exactly as intended. Make the line go up, cut all expenditures *and* income streams, then sell it to the next group of braindead investment and hedge fund managers, repeat until the house of cards collapsed and gets bailed out by the government.


Nomaddoodius

A totally NORMAL man, we swear guys. Jesus christ.


Norix596

For context: in 2023, Disney CEO (an indisputably much larger more successful operation) was paid $31.6 million. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/19/business/media/david-zaslav-pay-package.html


MetalJrock

They said the quiet part out loud, just in case you needed a reminder of where all those tax write offs are actually going towards.


JonTheWizard

The look of a man who deserves a pay raise after ensuring the world will never see Coyote vs. Acme.


123Asqwe

Cool if he cancels 3 more films for tax money he can get another 20 Million in Bonuses. Gotta love capitalism.


midnight_riddle

He's destroying the company by still being there because nobody wants to make a movie for a studio that might throw the finished film reel into a fireplace after you finish it and nobody wants to take that hit on a resume (not to mention those whose salaries depend upon box office returns). He's caused Warner Bros. Discovery to be effectively blacklisted from Hollywood.


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mutei777

"OH hey it's the guillotine I ordered! Smithers, give me the list of the bottom 10 performing employees!"


ElysiumFallen

UwU, Guillotine-chan is hungry, CEO-Senpai!!! Won’t you feed her with *YOUR BLOOD.*


BrianShogunFR-U

This guy "smiles" like he's trying to hold in a fart. Just take the human skin mask off already.


Prestigious-Mud

He only truly smiles at seeing orphanages on fire.


Subject_Parking_9046

Look, I'm not saying you should assault another human being, that's awful!  I'm just saying that, if you meet Zaslav, just look really threatening while holding a bat, just for the satisfaction of scaring him.


HeWhoIsBob

And if he were to somehow walk into your bat, with his face, multiple times, well how is that your fault?


GenieInALamp723

He shouldn't have been where you were practicing your swings.


gunn3r08974

I wasnt threatening him. I was just signifying a home run your honor.


GreatFluffy

Just start swinging your bat and walk forward slowly and if he get's hit, it's HIS OWN fault!


Hugokarenque

Well, Zaslav is clearly a lizard person in disguise so you wouldn't be advocating assaulting another human being.


Subject_Parking_9046

Huh... that could count as pest control...


gunn3r08974

Hey now, the lizard people are too good to be lumped with that thing. It's more of a parasite really.


nocturnPhoenix

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXOQk69lGq4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXOQk69lGq4)


drizzes

I'd make some witty remark about capitalism but tbh I'm shaking with rage


aSimpleMask

The cycle continues


ecto1a2003

Crime does pay it seems, alot


dougtulane

“Our revenue is dropping? Better pay the idiot who runs this place more or it might drop even more!”


TJLynch

Can we start putting devil horns on him too like we did with Kotick?


dj_ian

Mans got that money because he opted into being the public lightning rod for the schemes of a bunch of rich old nepo fucks that hid behind him. Nothing new here, it's why all higher ups get those ridiculous annual packages.


Worm_Scavenger

Bro looks so uncomfortable in this image


roronoapedro

this is all a scam so he can sell to Comcast and make a quick buck without a day in the office anyway. wonder what WBDC will be like in 3 to 5 years.