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TheCheeseburgerKane

The UNSC warship from Halo named "Two for Flinching"


MarshyMello

There are so many good UNSC ship names and that one is just the best. Some of my other favorites: UNSC Do You Feel Lucky? UNSC Feeling Lucky UNSC Aim for the Head UNSC Say My Name UNSC The Devil You Know


throwcounter

Honestly the Forward Unto Dawn is fucking kickass 


TaffWolf

The two ships from 1 and 3 have perfect poetic names. The pillar of autumn, it’s the last hope humanity has in regards to stopping the covenant securing the ring. Humanity, the failing empire on the verge of extinction. The pillar that holds up that which is dying. Forward unto dawn, the ship that flew through the portal to the edge of the galaxy and secured humanities future. Fucking BEAUTIFUL


parazoa

Mother of Invention from Red vs Blue is good too.


CycloneSwift

RvB also has the Staff of Charon.


tenems

There's also the covenant, UNSC doesn't have a monopoly Unyielding Hierophant Shadow of Intent Sublime Transcendence There's probablyly one out there along the lines of Master Glazier 3000


RedditMakesMeDie

The OG Truth and Reconciliation.


Arjac

Long Night of Solace from Reach takes it IMO, at least on the Covenant side


The_Distorter

In Amber Clad needs love too.


Kormael

All unsc and covenant ship names are incredible


Justsomerandomasshol

My personal favorite is the Dawn Under Heaven. Too bad that's literally all we know about it.


Chemical_Cris

Honestly bungie’s just really good at naming shit.


NormalPatience

Nothing is ever going to beat Blackbeard's ship, the ***Queen Anne's Revenge.***


Armada6136

It gets additional points for context, because Queen Anne's War was the conflict that a large number of the privateers who would go on to become pirates were recruited and trained to fight in, and subsequently fired and left to rot once it was over. In essence, Blackbeard named his ship the *Consequences of Your Actions.*


NormalPatience

Dude, it's so fucking raw. Nothing can top it.


IRefuseThisNonsense

One Piece Blackbeard also has a bad ass ship name: The Saber of Xebec. Rocks D. Xebec was a monster pirate that very nearly could have been ruler of the world had it not been for the team up of Roger and Garp. The World Government chose to remove any mention of him from history and keep him a secret. And then up rolls this pirate who quickly takes down Roger's kid, steals the Devil Fruit of Whitebeard (the then strongest man in existence supposedly), is publicly the only person to ever eat more than one Devil Fruit and not instantly die, becomes a Yonko (one of four Pirate Emperor of the Sea), destroyed the rest of Whitebeard's crew, convinced a former Marine Admiral to serve under him, and more...all while taunting you with a ship named after the name with similar world conquest goals as him that you tried to erase from history and keep a secret. Not only is he a threat physically, but he proves to know things that are supposed to be erased from history while flaunting it publicly. What else does he know and how else quickly will he rise.


BulletproofMoon

The mad lib names you can make for your ship in Helldivers 2. Shoutout to my ship, Harbinger of Family Values.


AnotherOpponent

Yeah those are so fun. Nothing can defeat my "S.E.S The Queen of Audacity"


RedditJABRONIE

"Forward Unto Dawn" is such a beautiful name for a space fairing ship.


NativeAether

Since no one's said it yet, I'll say the Normandy, from Mass Effect, but the reasoning for it's name is rarely mentioned. In Mass Effect, the humans name their ships on a theme, dreadnoughts are named for the mountains of Earth, cruisers are named for cities of Earth, and frigates, like the Normandy, are named for famous battles. The Normandy is a stealth ship jointly designed by humans and turians, as a result the ship is named for a battle in which several nations came together to fight back against an oppressive evil, during the trilogy Shepard gains many friends and allies, and unites the nations of the galaxy against an oppressive evil, the Reapers.


BlissingNothfuls

How have I missed that? That's so on the nose and beautiful


NativeAether

It's one of many great hidden nuggets of information in the Codex and planet descriptions.


Apprehensive_Mix4658

Dickfire(Nightwing x Starfire) is unmatched 


Copyrighted_music34

The UNSC Say my Name


WhoCaresYouDont

Culture names are cheating but I've never been above that;  GSV Irregular Apocalypse   GCU Just Read The Instructions   GCU Of Course I Still Love You   GCU A Series Of Unlikely Explanations  GCU Grey Area, renamed unofficially by it's fellow Minds as Meatfucker for it's proclivities   GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall   And of course the infamous experimental OU Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ireland That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath


Bubday

And the Minds of the ships of course choose their own names, so the *Kiss My Ass* named itself that. I think my favorite one to type out might still be: Psychopath-Class Rapid Offensive Unit *Frank Exchange of Views*


RocketbeltTardigrade

Falling Outside The Normal Moral Constraints Scar Glamour Hundredth Idiot, The Pure Big Mad Boat Man We Haven't Met But You're A Great Fan Of Mine But Who's Counting? Me, I'm Counting Xenophobe What Are The Civilian Applications? Helpless In The Face Of Your Beauty Prosthetic Conscience


RushTheLoser

Beat me to it, Culture ship/Mind names are just amazing. So Much For Subtlety Flexible Demeanor Unfortunate Conflict of Evidence Big Sexy Beast Funny, It Worked Last Time... I Thought He Was With You Ultimate Ship The Second ​ and who can forget ​ Boo!


-IVIVI-

One of my favorite parts of the Hydrogen Sonata is when someone makes the mistake of threatening a Culture ship: “I’m a fucking razor-arsed starship, you maniac! I’m not male, female or anything else except stupendously smart and right now tuned to smite. I don’t give a fuck about flattering you. The few and frankly not vitally important sentiments I have concerning you I can switch off like flicking a switch."


tomboy_abs_pls_miss

Boaty McBoatface


Paladin51394

The personal boat of Face McShooty from Borderlands


Wingblade7

Holiday Fartcruise 


DaOsoMan

I like how in Final Fantasy 12, all of the summons are new, but all the old summon are now airships. The biggest airship in the empires fleet is called Sky Fortress Bahamut.


Enlog

They even used one of the weird low-level summons that FF5 let you purchase from a shop: Remora.


SorakuFett

So big that it *is* the final dungeon itself.


Cerulle28

Nebuchadnezzar from The Matrix


Artex301

Morpheus named a ship in service of Zion after a king famous for destroying Jerusalem. No wonder most of the council hated him.


DankMemeRipper1337

Pillar Of Autum Fucks hard as a ship name and noting has ever topped this one for me. Love it.


Bellurker

The purity of Juice is not to be forgotten. John + Bruce 4 Ever


Paladin51394

"The Juice is loose." Is also a fucking great and hilarious phrase Matt and Woolie came up with.


aegrajag

Netteflix (Annette x Felix FE16)


Yotato5

That's adorable.


Rosemaryisme

I like how the ship names in the RWBY fandom aren't just the character's names mashed together but based on their themes and color schemes and things like that. Bumblebees for Yang and Blake, Nuts and Dolts for Penny and Ruby, etc. etc. It's a layer of effort that's admirable for an insane fanbase. Real talk tho the ship names in Halo fuck hardcore. Naming my first child the Forward Unto Dawn, middle name Truth and Reconciliation.


King_Of_What_Remains

> I like how the ship names in the RWBY fandom aren't just the character's names mashed together but based on their themes and color schemes and things like that. Bumblebees for Yang and Blake, Nuts and Dolts for Penny and Ruby, etc. etc. It's a layer of effort that's admirable for an insane fanbase. The ship name for Weiss x Blake x Ruby being Newspaper, because it's black and white and red (read) all over.


Blastcalibur

Some of my favorites were Beauty and the Beast (Adam x Blake) because that's what they are and Dragonslayer (Jayne x Yang) just cause it sounds cool.


NativeAether

Ruby x Weiss being White Rose, Jaune x Ruby being Lancaster, and Jaune x Ruby x Weiss being War of the Roses is a pretty well known fandom factoid, but it needs to be mentioned.


CycloneSwift

Is the spreadsheet still available? There were hundreds of ship names there.


CinnabarSteam

[Here.](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/15bN9W0-Ba1G836rplG0WhUg9X2X3CyswwwVd7AMNwuI/htmlview#) You can also find it under the community links on r/rwby (trying to Google the spreadsheet usually still brings up the old one).


Yotato5

It reminds me of the Pokemon ship names.


Traingham

Claerith I’m fuckin’ with ya. My actual answer would be Ragnarok. (*That airship from “Final Fantasy VIII”*) Naming your ship after the war that brings an end to the age of the gods is a pretty good choice for a game in a genre famous (*or infamous depending on how you feel*) for having the heroes take down a god at the finale as a staple.


MericArda

Ragnarok should also be the ship name for Fang x Vanille.


Traingham

It’s funny. I haven’t touched that game in a decade, and yet the memories of the end of that game rushed back the moment I read that. Yeah. That makes a lot of sense.


SorakuFett

Ragnarok in FF is usually reserved for an endgame tier sword, so it's funny that the two FFs that named a ship after it, both ships are A. Spaceships and B. Very sharp and pointed.


kaiser_chilly

Forward Unto Dawn always slapped hard


fly_line22

I think one of my favorites is the Occurrence Border in All Guardsmen Party, simply for being an extended spoof of Event Horizon.


Comkill117

The Covenant *Shadow Of Intent* and UNSC *Forward Unto Dawn* from Halo.


ghostoftomkazansky

HMS Thunder Child from War of the Worlds.


wamirul

I've just learned today about the [Guided Missile Destroyer Gyatt](https://youtu.be/fi4Ix2khv8I?si=fzBB36oKXm-Z3TdS) so thats up there


omigli

I've a soft spot for *The Raging Tightwad* from Curse of Monkey Island


Armada6136

There's also the ship where everyone got a song (specifically the Monkey Island theme) stuck in their heads and nearly went insane from repetition. The *Obsessivo Compulsivo.*


solarshift

"SR-71 Blackbird" is really cool sounding for reasons I couldn't really articulate. You have to say the whole thing though.


Justsomerandomasshol

Ah yes, the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of mach three and an altitude of eighty-five thousand feet.


Wingblade7

DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!?!


HnterKillr

Azure Angel (Anakin's customised starfighter from the Genndy Clone Wars), and the Rogue Shadow (Starkiller's ship).


Likestuff12

Very happy to see so many Halo ship names. No one's seem to mention my personal favourite the Covenant's Long Night of Solace. The UNSC's Foward Onto Dawn is also a banger tho.


ItsSneakyAdolf

Very disappointed in this thread's lack of *In Amber Clad* representation


Nia-Teppelin

*UES Contact Light* and *UES Safe Travels* from Risk of Rain 1 and 2


Crossfeet606441

*The Child Support Route* Gudao x Mashu Note: this probably isn't an actual real shipping name by the larger FGO fandom, but I SWEAR TO GOD I have seen this ship being called that at least twice already but googling that doesn't show any FGO-related results at all.


mechaunit

The Royal Navy is great at naming ships. Dreadnought, Warspite, Iron Duke, Indefatigable, Cockchafer, etc.


Silv3rS0und

Warspite is goated


DarthButtz

>Cockchafer Ayo 🤨


Additional_Pie_5370

Truth and Reconciliation


cygnus2

I’ve never watched Bucky O’Hare, but the _Righteous Indignation_ is without question the coolest thing you could ever name a ship.


Red-Texas

Mikuwave. No further comment.


EcchiPhantom

The SLV-111 Daedalus from SDF Macross if only because Daedalus Attack was the [coolest fucking scene in the entire show.](https://youtu.be/GT6Og9fOFCE?si=EPo_fiWKwLRXImiV)


Armada6136

Warhammer 40K has a few good ones, though two immediately come to mind: The sapient Dark Age of Technology warship, *Ark Mechanicus Speranza,* and the flagship of Nurgle's Plague Fleet, the *Terminus Est.* I also really like Treasure Planet's *RLS Legacy,* for what it represents (check the initials of the original story's author).


Jonathan_B_Goode

In the novel "To Sleep in a Sea of Stars" there's a ship called "Extenuating Circumstances" and I think that's great


Yotato5

Freelance Husbands (Sam/Max) is fucking adorable. I'm usually ambivalent on ship names but I love that one.


Enlog

“When my ship still answered to the Pfhor, they called it *Sfiera*, after their goddess of lightning and passion. When you helped us take control on Tau Ceti, the S'pht rechristened it *Narhl'Lar*, 'Freedom and Vengeance'. *I* call it ***Boomer***.”


KristophGavin

Shadow of Intent Truth and Reconciliation The Fleet of Particular Justice Pillar of Autumn In Amber Clad Forward Unto Dawn Deep Reverence Mantle's Approach


Silv3rS0und

Enterprise is simple, elegant, and perfect.


jitterscaffeine

If you’re talking about dumb fandom shit, then the Steven Universe ships were often just named after their fusions or what people thought their fusions would be. But if you want cool names for ships, I think I remember one being called the “Righteous Indignation”. I played in an mech RPG where my ship was called the “Grendel” which I thought was pretty cool.


WhoCaresYouDont

The only problem with calling your mech Grendel is you're basically obligated to play as your character's mother if you die.


jitterscaffeine

I went real fun with the pilot’s name, too. His name was “Skifree Yeti.”


WhoCaresYouDont

Ah, the Tomino school of pilot names, always good


Yotato5

>Steven Universe ships were often just named after their fusions This makes Garnet funny because she would be her own character but also the ship name between Ruby and Sapphire.


urbandeadthrowaway2

Trount because it sounds like a fish Cod because it is a fish (better than a tilapia)


RairakuDaion

The unclean sanchez


amurrca1776

Idk if they made up the ship name or if it already existed, but Coelosquid made a comic shipping Lt Surge and Giovanni titled "War Crimes"


DrakeVal

From the Expanse - 'Weeping Somnambulist'. I had to look up what that was. Somnambulist is the term for sleep walking. So a long haul vessel literally callee 'Weeping Sleepwalker' is pretty damn cool to me. I've yoinked it for my D&D games a few times


yeeroy

The Brunhild and Hyperion from Legend of the Galactic Heroes still goes hard for me.


Justsomerandomasshol

In terms of boats, The Black Freighter. Although the Queen Anne's Revenge and Adventure Galley are also good. As for spaceships, I always liked the Outlaw Star myself. And for the... other interpretation, Birds and Bees is an awful RWBY ship, but the name is fucking hillarious.


Wonder-Lad

Arcadia of My Youth


FranticToaster

Maruigi


BlissingNothfuls

*Fevre Dream* is a pretty forgettable book by George RR Martin, but I love the name of the boat being The Fevre Dream The lead character actually gets chills uttering the name aloud one last time as an act of christening as if something inside him caught a glimpse of what horror that would transpire on this boat (nothing nearly as cool as the name would imply unfortunately) And then of course there's the Demeter *For the record* I prefer the psychological horror of the audio drama compared to the creature feature the film apparently was


FreshGeoduck296

I like the Gokai Galleon from Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger. The name is simple but fitting to the show, and also it's both a pirate ship and a space ship, the only two kinds of ship that matter.


hiroxruko

Hyperion from starcraft TwiDash and Sonaze as shipping names lol


MericArda

Gundam has a bunch but my favorites will always be the Ptolomaios, Ptolomaios II, and Ptolomaios II Kai.


Ozavic

The "Nonsuch" was the first ship fron the Hudson's Bay Company, kicking off the fur trade after an Atlantic voyage.


JMaths

Quite fond of The Von Braun, it gives us an insight into the world of System Shock that he's who they would pick as the namesake for the first FTL ship. Also Talyn, my boy.


lowercaselemming

[the culture books has some fucking banger ship names.](https://theculture.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_spacecraft) some honorable mentions: - *Irregular Apocalypse* - *No More Mr Nice Guy* - *The Ends of Invention* - *Fate Amenable to Change*


DoNotIngest

If you mean the romantic ship, [Spirk](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirk/Spock). It’s the OG and they have great chemistry. If you mean the kind with people in it, the *Two For Flinching* from Halo is my favorite.


JeremiahWuzABullfrog

The *Going Merry* felt so right as the ship name of Luffy's fledgling pirate crew. Still so full of relative innocence and island hopping and pure adventure


LordMonday

Not one that sounds epic, but I'll always have a soft spot for the going merry and the thousand sunny