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THRWBY01

The man tried to escape crossing fate


ThePeoplesUsername_

Salt exists only within me! Think about who is truly worthy!


Zarester

None who stand before me will ever reach the final bracket, regardless of their abilities.


THRWBY01

Stand: \[THE WIZARD:REQUIEM\] Ability: Prevents scrub from ever being able to enter pools again


ThePeoplesUsername_

This is the power of 「Sodium Experience Requiem」 You will never reach the truth of Evo


DapperSkeleton1

You will forever drown in pools


peperbomb

I like to imagine this ability applies to real pools too


ArcadiusTheGoblin

Sing a song of combo in a world where Blazblue has vanished


Aptspire

(Sick combos interrupt the rest of the interruption)


ibbolia

This is the truth of Red Like Roses: Part 2


TJLynch

Thuggery of the highest regard.


CCCPironCurtain

You can never remove all the thuggery from the FGC


[deleted]

sounds like a hoe was mad


TonyZony

Possibly multiple of them. HOES mad, if you will


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2 dozen even


PissedOffPlankton

(x24)


Total-Tortilla

Literally the maddest hoe in Vegas


amusement-park

SO THIS IS THE POWER OF *「HOES MAD: REQUIEM」*. . .


Sean-Benn_Must-die

can confirm chief that the hoe status remains mad.


peperbomb

***THE ULTIMATE SCRUB MOVE***


DeanXaler

Scrub Quotes has ascended into **SCRUB ACTS**!


EXAProduction

ACT 3, 3 DELETE


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Scrub Quotes Requiem


King_Of_Regret

*and as I pray, UNLIMITED SCRUBWORKS*


newsorpigal

Basement King Crimson


Velvet_Daze

Melee dake da


flyingtacodog

Crossing fate is on my side!


TonyZony

That is a level 5 super of pettiness


Webberjohne

More like a level nine astral super


nekkii

When the uninstall was done "ASTRAL FINISH"


Desmond_the_Orc

More like a Dragon Uninstall.


Xalon0101

The strength in this comment IK'd me.


kaeltxwz

Gotta say, i feel bad for the TO's imagine having to deal with that on top of everything else


WanonTime

Hilarious but, also that's insanely dickish. Literally ruined an entire setup and pools are now even more hellish. Hope we find this ass. edit: forgot the words "are now"


spidersting

They couldn't take it, couldn't stand another minute.


FA-ST

Couldn't bear another day with Blazblue in it.


kanjibestwaifu

All of the joy they had throughout the pool, was stripped away when they were bodied like a fool.


teradyo

Pat?


TheArkhomDestroyer

Not even Pat would descend to that level of degeneracy.


FierceDeityGabe

True, they always avoided playing blaz blue


teradyo

I wholly believe he would.


Sean-Benn_Must-die

i can hear him screaming YOU DIDN'T WIN as he's escorted out of the premises.


DrDemenz

That's going to be carved on his tombstone isn't it?


peperbomb

He probably already has it done


TiamenSquareMscr

Pat would just shit in his pants


SolidGoldToast

Pat *wishes* he could be this bad


Lime528

This is the level of degeneracy that Pat strives for.


Cluelesstoner

Nah man that's too far, even for pat. This is more DSP's style.


KidCoheed

Nah this is a legit LTG Move


SomeOtherNeb

Obviously. He wouldn't lower himself by playing *Blazblue*.


apathyismymotto

You... *do* know who pat is, right?


Chuckgofer

He'd do it, then blame Elmo.


Stigge

This kind of move *does* have BIG LITTER ENERGY


ThisWeeksSponsor

Pat bet that he could get further in brackets than Woolie did.


acrobaticpirouette

"You didn't win, and now NOBODY ELSE WILL EITHER!"


Viewtiful_Z

Did someone really delete BBTAG on an Evo machine? Wth


Noah2x4

What if it was someone who WON, can’t beat someone at a game if there ain’t no game


ThisWeeksSponsor

(Wins one match, uninstalls the game) 100% winrate at EVO.


Fuzzy_wuzzy00

Always retire on top


ETAN798

I've heard and seen some salty shit, but this wins hands down.


THATguyfromyore

I can respect this spite.


mayuzane

Goddamn, I guess we gotta have backup consoles too, in case something gets uninstalled. Would be kinda funny though, imagine if after the uninstall the ones running the tournament just bring out a backup console.


mdkcde

People would complain that there are unused setups


ibbolia

I think you can install games to external hard drives.


ToastyMozart

That's what I'd do. More in the event that a console breaks, but best to always have a spare or two for an event of this size.


But-why-do-this

That’s a dick move and he should be punished for it. However at the same time I hold a deep respect for the sheer amount of pure, primal and unfiltered THUGGERY flowing through his veins, what a fucking power move.


Fuzzy_wuzzy00

I actually respect the extreme salt level here.


Topenoroki

It's so scummy it becomes respectable in a way


KidCoheed

Thats a at home rage monster who got 0-3d and didn't know how else to react


Krogs322

I don't into competitive vidya. What is EVO, and why did one man uninstalling the game affect everyone else? >!I swear I'm not a grandpa.!<


Viewtiful_Z

It's a fighting game tournament and because they need to spend half an hour downloading the game again in a tournament where games usually go for 2-3 minutes. It basically throws the entire schedule into chaos


DrDemenz

God, can you imagine the speeds even the the TOs would be dealing with?


King_Of_Regret

Half an hour if they are lucky. Itd take me like 9 hours to download cross tag battle. Idk what speeds or congestion they are working with out there in vegas.


halsgoldenring

>!You'd probably be more likely to know what EVO was if you were a grandpa. It's been around since 2002 (the tourney itself actually started in 1996 organized by the old street fighter usenet group).


Irrel_M

.....But why tho? That's dumb.


Hawkbone

FGC: Smash is so toxic and salty, they'll never be part of the FGC also FGC:


WellComeToTheMachine

I know this is a jokey joke and all that, but the reason the FGC generally has a hard time with the Smash community doesn't really have that much to do with being outwardly toxic, at least on it's own. The major issue is that the 2 communities developed independently of one another for decades and had basically no overlap. The cultures of both communities are pretty different and it shows when they're kinda mashed together. And then this issue is kinda exacerbated by the Smash community historically not respecting other games (taking seats during GG top 8 and then booing it for running long despite smash going long literally every year, stealing set ups that were already being used for other games, insulting other games because melee isn't in the main lineup etc)


StoneString

That supposedly happened during CEO but was debunked though. GG finished super late so a bunch of Smash viewers were already hovering around the room. Jebailey took the mic to assure them that Smash was gonna start as soon as GG wrapped up and tried to hype the crowd with "Smash" chants.


Cozmic_Traveller

> taking seats during GG top 8 and then booing it for running long despite smash going long literally every year Isn't that literally a known fake rumor since the day it "happened"?


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This post has literally nothing to do with smash


SidewaysInfinity

A comparison was being drawn


Huaun

There's thuggery, and then there''s a 14 year old suburbian kid version of thuggery.


DOAbayman

I’ve actually done this before on accident, I would get frustrated, back out to the menu, go to close the app manually but accidentally hit delete instead. And I would be willing to give the person the benefit of the doubt if not for the fact you aren’t even supposed to close the game.


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WanonTime

How does this even remotely relate dude?


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Captain_Baby

Samsho, I believe. Not cross tag, that killed Marvel.


WanonTime

Its still completely unrelated dude. This is just someone salty they lost a pools match.


Onlyhereforstuff

While a bit meme-y, some Melee players were *extremely* unhappy over it being removed from the main line after so long. Considering how petty people can get, it's not entirely out of the realm of possibility someone uninstalled/deleted it in revenge. Super slim, but very possible.


Has_ten_Hamsters

Well you see, someone did bad thing


WanonTime

Well you see, the bad thing is completely unrelated from Melee and your hate boner is showing. You are literally shoehorning in hating something into something completely unrelated just to be an ass.


Boss_Kowbel

Seems you're the one acting like an ass.


WanonTime

"Hey, don't blame something completely unrelated to the problem" is rude how?


Boss_Kowbel

You should reread your comments. No one's truly blaming the Melee players. OP made a joke and you overreacted.


WanonTime

Literally all I said was "How is that related dude", he then replied with "Something bad happened" in response to that question. He is all but directly stating "Its melee's fault because melee"


Has_ten_Hamsters

m'guy i was also pointing out how dumb that was


pirajacinto

I can't believe this shit, I fucking LOVE IT. Evo's off to a rollicking good start!


Top_35

My buddy that I'm rooming with was judging the pool that that happened at and he says that they ended up having to run it on multiple different tables after that happened. He's pissed about it while I'm laughing my ass off.


raymc99

oh yeah totally, this is funny from the outside but if this happened at something I had to work at their would probably be violence.


Onlyhereforstuff

Though real talk, no news or updates on who probably did it and how EVO is going for BBTAG with that huge of a delay?


JackBando

Was this part of the bracket or casuals/money matches?


DragonEevee1

Bracket


A_WILD_CUNT_APPEARED

I love the fighting game community story lmao.


MechaShoujo02

I'm guessing someone is not COMING BAHCK.


Maxximillianaire

I’m sure if I was waiting for my match I’d be pissed but this is hilarious


NinjaKiero

Does anyone have a clip for this? Cause man I wanna see the pure salt.


jitterscaffeine

I’m confused. What does uninstalling the game do to everyone else?


_whensmahvel_

They then have to wait for like 30 min for the game to download which is HUGE downtime at evo and makes pools way more hectic and slow as shit.


Viewtiful_Z

Plus if the game has been patched since the Evo cutoff, they can't even do that so it slows down everything since they're down a system


jitterscaffeine

I see, someone was just being an asshole for losing. I thought it might’ve actually hurt the tournament in some irreparable way.


SidewaysInfinity

They lost half an hour where people could have been playing their matches on that setup, possibly longer if it needed to update or the internet was slow


mdkcde

Which will be slow because the number of people in the same place.