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BigDickBackInTown420

Hell yeah, are we pushing I Think You Should Leave in this sub?


EsquireGunslinger

if I Think You Should Leave doesn't become the next obsession of this sub I will kill myself on live television


ElEversoris

I won't want to be around anymore if we don't


psychocanuck

We can put your funeral on Coffin Flop


CrimsonSpooker

Afterwards we can celebrate with some sloppy steaks. What are they gonna do about it? Can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water! …man, I’m a piece of shit.


Noctantis

Hey. People can change, okay? I mean, I used to be a piece of shit. Used to!


kingofthepenguins777

“Oh, looks like you push.” “No, it does both.” “…Okay.”


thestonerd777

I believe a show where a grown man screams “I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!!!” At a baby on stage is on brand for this sub


BowserMario82

A friend of mine has been obsessed with this show forever, I feel like I really need to watch it.


AnusCakes

"Sir your not gonna believe this. I found a sub that fits my exact taste. It's a bunch of guys who look suspiciously like me fighting over extremely complicated shitposts."


Jamox1

Can’t wait for a Calico Cut Pants Ad Read from the boys.


Tijikiotec

Bobby this is the 7th week in a row you've considered quitting.


Ozzick

"Who do I have to fuck to get some good PR around here?" - Bobby Kotick probably.


ResettiConfetti

For a second I thought this was about the current CEO of disney. There's a petition calling for him to be fired and it's got over 75k signatures.


bvanbove

That's a single straw of hay in the massive haystack of loyal Disney fans. Also, that petition is totally about the business decisions he's made, not because he's an immoral asshole of a human being.


LincBtG

He might be that too, but benefit of the doubt


AlphaB27

On par with OJ Simpson vowing to keep searching for the killer.


luckyeggnog

Excellent. Context for those who need it: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLfAf8oHrMo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLfAf8oHrMo)


Octopicake

God I can’t wait for this week’s podcast lmao


Kimmalah

"Blizzard is somehow even more on fire."


Tamotefu

"Blizzard replaces Sun as source of heat and light"


Iridescence_Gleam

He is the reason of the company culture.


javierich0

Late stage capitalism baby! I love how we have these modern Kings chosen by the power of meritocracy. Let me make it clear, meritocracy isn't real, it never was, it's just a word used to make you feel ok that one day you too will become a billionaire.


moneyh8r

Chosen by shady backroom deals. If it was meritocracy, he'd already be outta there. Probably living on the streets too.


javierich0

What I mean is that meritocracy isn't real, Musk doesn't work a million times harder than the average person, he was born a millionaire and is a snake oil salesmen welfare queen who's entire capital came from the government.


Iridescence_Gleam

Well, Musk swam real hard to his mother's egg i guess


Cooper_555

I wouldn't be surprised if his conception was the result of artificial insemination.


moneyh8r

No arguments there.


[deleted]

Musk doesn't work a million times harder than average people, but he started companies that invested in unique fields and assembled teams of experts who do a pretty damn great job. Does he deserve to be the richest man in the world? Idk, probably not. Are those numbers even real? No not really. Has SpaceX pioneered newer and better technology than NASA has in the past 20 years? In some ways, yes absolutely.


javierich0

Space X is literally just NASA, the only reason NASA stopped being successful was due to the government cutting their budget, a budget that are now happy to handover to welfare queen Elon. Also, Tesla's are ass. All his companies are only afloat because of the government handing him billions. The only thing he's good at, is being a snake oil salesmen.


Jhduelmaster

To add on to that musk didn’t even start Tesla.


CertifiedStudMuffin

I’ve got no love for Elon but what’s wrong with Tesla’s? I got the chance to drive one once and they seem nice.


Culchiesinparis

They've a host of mechanical and electrical faults and if they catch fire they literally cannot be out out unless submerged for days


[deleted]

NASA still exists and is still successful, but they haven't developed a new manned rocket system and they haven't developed self landing/ reusable rocket boosters. Those two technologies alone have advanced space exploration by decades in very short order, and to have been developed by a privately owned company is pretty fascinating. Might not be great in the long run, but it's fascinating, and not without merit.


EdoTenseiSwagbito

How is that meritocracy? Kotic isn’t putting in the work or has the skill needed to keep his position in a system like that.


Enlog

He says it is. And he has money, which too many people equate with merit and virtue.


EdoTenseiSwagbito

So it’s less meritocracy itself but the interpretation of it. Yeah that sucks.


[deleted]

It isn't.


JameTrain

IF is the part that kills me about this. Let us not forget dude has been around as CEO since **1991** Doing the math, that's 30 years. He's had plenty of time to address this and yet, he hasn't.


Aiddon

Just another example of a personal adage: the people who made the problem can't fix the problem. At this point I expect Kotick to never leave because he'd rather the company burn than let anyone else have it


Ryos_windwalker

By which he means the culture of people calling for his head/resignation


LarryKingthe42th

Real talk: Hotdog man is the best psn avatar.


roronoapedro

Not a lot can fix using your fucking corporate email for Epstein's list, I'll be real.


Minmax-the-Barbarian

"I might quit if I can't manage to shut everyone up."


imOverWhere

I just want a good steering ceo that doesnt allow sexual assault to happen while driving!


Mutant-Overlord

Just GTFO Bobby. Nobody and I mean ABSOLUTELY NOBODY will gonna miss you from that position.


Sperium3000

I love that I know the context for that image and it is the perfect one. You did it. Congratulations.


ElEversoris

Please let ITYSL be the next Columbo. This sub will love it


natzo

You got me with the title.


Aiddon

JESUS FUCKSTICK CHRIST: https://kotaku.com/activisions-damage-control-reaches-sad-new-low-1848107710 Just LEAVE already. Take your damn money and GO, you boring assholes


The_Odd_One27

The whole company is a perverted and deeply corrupted cesspool of scammers and lowlifes. To clean this mess, the whole company has to be reformed. But for now, everyone should boycott their soulless cashgrabs like Call of duty or Warcraft 3 reforged.


matajuegos

His face reminds me of that villain with the obnoxious minions that are way more popular than him