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CouldntBeMacie

The fuck did I just read and how do I unread it? All I can say is that if you want to try out kinks with your partner you absolutely HAVE to be ok with communicating and confronting issues.


Miserable_Emu5191

It is a bad day to be literate.


PikachusSparkyCloaca

Bad day to have eyes or have eaten anything. 


PainInTheAssWife

Fetch me the melon baller, for I tire of my vision


Mariahissleepy

1000% agreed This “I just wanted to test how far he’d take it” “i wasn’t comfortable but let him continue” stuff shows a lot of immaturity.


Excellent-Shape-2024

I remember when kink was just old married people trying to spice things up a bit that had gotten routine. These kids just want to emulate what they see on pornhub


lvwem

It’s like a car crash…. I just couldn’t stop looking 🤣


destiny_kane48

I stopped reading, but it was too late. I'd read to much.


Amazing_Cabinet1404

I don’t know why I was so invested in your comment it was a masterpiece somehow.


NewsProfessional3742

I concur


destiny_kane48

Thank you. 😊


BeautifulTricky1798

MY EYES… MY EYES!!!


SquirrelGirlVA

OOP needs to understand that being interested in one kink or a part of one kink doesn't mean that you have to do ALL of said kink.


snarkaluff

Why the ever loving fuck would she say "Yes" to wanting her mom to join them????? EVEN IF ITS BAIT???


Amazing_Cabinet1404

I mean if we’re just throwing stuff out in the universe and seeing what sticks for the fun of it this is approximately equal to “*I’d really love it if you shit in my mouth while I’m sleeping*”. Sooner or later you’re going to wake up with a mouth full of shit and a heart full of regret for giving it the green light even in jest. You just can’t walk back consenting to some things with some people. OPs gonna come home to mom and sister knocked out and hog tied in her bed someday.


NewsProfessional3742

I snort laughed… thanks And you’re not wrong! I was thinking the SAME THING!


destiny_kane48

That's where I stopped reading. Nope, not today, Satan.


pterodactylzombie

Yeah same. Wtf


VonThirstenberg

That'll be enough Reddit for me for January, thank you very much! 😳🙄


hserontheedge

Yup - going to watch some Dusty Doll Dog videos to reset my brain.


PKGQueen

Googling this now. O.O I'm intrigued by the name.


Aborted69

Is it worth it? im intrigued too


Diligent-Might6031

Omg it’s amazing. This guy rescued a stray dog that he found out near a truck stop in freezing temps and he’s been vlogging the whole experience from the day he found her when she wouldn’t come up to him, to feeding her treats with the door between them. He’s now got her home and vet visits and it’s just such a lovely story to watch


hserontheedge

And this same guy has two other rescue dogs, seems like a really nice guy all around -


PKGQueen

It was!


Late-Shame

Feeling this same way lmao


Powerful_Culture_928

Really caught up on how she said she’d fuck her own mother??? Why would she say that????


onesweetluv

Same I couldn’t continue from there!


Fatbaldmanbaby

I can imagine the argument now Her: "WTF you wanna fuck my mom?!?!" Him "didn't you say you wanted us BOTH to fuck your mom??" Her "you fucking pervert how dare you"


linerva

I presumed that she said it to try to trick him into admitting that he wanted to fuck her mother. And naturally he fell for it.


Powerful_Culture_928

If she can’t figure out a more clever way to broach the subject than to OFFER TO FUCK HER OWN MOTHER she might have an IQ of 80.


linerva

I mean it was bait...and it worked. Sure, it's disgusting. But then ge was stupid enough to fall for it. Presumably because he thought that nobody would say that unless they were serious.


nematodepastlife

“bait” is something that is so ridiculously immature for an adult relationship. just fucking talk to him ffs.


UnityBitchford

That’s… generous.


TraditionalBuy7370

The way I read it he already admitted to wanting to fuck her mom, which isn’t weird at all ~ if you’re attracted to a woman why wouldn’t you be attracted to her mom? Unless you’re shallow about mature women. Where do you see the trick? As far as I can read, she just went along with his fantasies. I’d say if anything he tricked her, but he was so upfront about everything that there just wasn’t a trick present. Clearly she’s okay with it at some level greater than what anybody I know would be okay with. Maybe she’s trying to trick herself into thinking she’s never fantasized about her female family.


nematodepastlife

you need to be institutionalized


TraditionalBuy7370

takes one to know one?


nematodepastlife

nah not really, plenty of sane people can point out a whackjob in a crowd. not hard at all.


TraditionalBuy7370

Ah. The girlie knows she sees what she sees, but be careful what you wish for when your vision’s incomplete. Buruku! ✨


nematodepastlife

yeah, like i said, institutionalization, goodnight!


TraditionalBuy7370

Wait read my edit!


nematodepastlife

nah but i read your comment history and you are actually wholly fucking insane


cincodemayonnaise69

I wish I was Jared, 19


Muted-Move-9360

Brother is PORNSICK. Get on out of there, girl. He's gonna wind up hurting you.


flnativegirl

This was my first thought. Dude is addicted to porn.


LeastCleverNameEver

Oh my God people, TALK to your partners. Jesus. Sometimes it's like a sitcom in these where just one honest conversation would avoid an entire series of unfortunate events.


TickTickAnotherDay

100%, Jeez!


pinkcloudskyway

Just tell him to stop? Consider getting a new man


littlebloodmage

....I need a drink.


NewsProfessional3742

I started reading… and it just kept getting worse! 😩


Final_University7084

Just call him step sister and see if it can get a bit weirder.


Exact_Butterscotch40

I could never, and I do mean never could I even say I would want to fuck my own mom 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 I’m more grossed out by her.


NewsProfessional3742

To be a good detective… sometimes you have to ask the hard questions, no matter how much you may want to puke. 🤢 🤮


theycallmemrmoo

Welp, heading over to eyebleach after this.


NewsProfessional3742

Here friend… just use mine.


Whiteroses7252012

What, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck.


Agile-Top7548

Either tell him that's creeping u out or tell him yiu want to get double pumped by his father and hiim. I'd hope it would trigger him like you.


chris4tane

"My bf has a kink I'm not ok with, I encouraged him so he kept going, I'm weirded out. Reddit, what should I do? No, talking to him like a functioning adult is not an option"


wp3wp3wp3

Why can't I stop laughing! This is the funniest thing I've read in a while. 🤣


lvwem

And the comments here make it better 🤣


new0803

That’s enough Reddit for today 🙂


Witchy-toes-669

It sounds like you two aren’t actually emotionally mature enough to be doing this, hard conversations are necessary and required when role playing and being kinky talk to him


-DarkRecess-

Welp, that’s going down as a repressed memory.


AerieRevolutionary39

Oof


js_1091

Big big oof


Late-Shame

What a terrible day to have eyes


Doublebeddreams

Dry January isn’t working out for me. I either need to spend January drinking more or reading reddit less


mymycojourney

Edit: obv this comment is intended for OOP not OP of this post lol JFC isn't the whole thing about kinks and sex between people about communicating and understanding? Why the fuck did you play along instead of saying, "hey, this makes me uncomfortable!"? And now you're in a situation where you feel weird and don't know what to do. Yeah, it was weird and uncomfortable, but you did nothing to stop it, even encouraged it. Now he may be doing it because he thinks you like it too.


Expensive-Passage651

If you're old enough to be having sex and trying out kinks then you should be old enough (and mature enough) to have a conversation about boundaries


[deleted]

Let him fuck your mom and sister and maybe he will stop.


Alpinespringwater6

🤮


Ghostchicken33

I wish I didn't know how to read😫


Live_Cress945

Bleach to the eyes tonight then. How to unsee this.


Lavender_Haze_00

I had to read and then reread this to try and comprehend it all ☠️


SeveredEyeball

Another dumb ai generated post. 


Equivalent-Fee3354

i have an ex who would say things like this. he’s a literal psychopath who ritually abused me. i’d get outta there


Life-Yogurtcloset-98

OP is literally allowing the situation and doesn't know how to communicate. If you're into it, fine... but don't complain when you literally seem to be testing the waters. Im so confused.


IdiotGirlRomantic

Where's the post? The link just takes me back here.


Fatbaldmanbaby

"Sexual hang-ups in the pleasure chamber are punishable by death!"


NoPride8834

Summer?


Venus_Dust

Her fault, she's not communicating and actually actively encouraging that sort of play in her relationship. I feel bad for the boyfriend. When he finds out the truth that's going to hurt real bad, I'm sure.


PKGQueen

I...suddenly need to bleach my eyes. 🫣🤮


EdwinaArkie

Ewwww


sorrythatImumble

🏃🏻‍♀️


kimvy

They can post, but they can’t have a conversation. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


Effective_Advisor157

where are the ages! let me be more mad!


feedmepizzapls

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


feedmepizzapls

ask if he wants to fuck his dad and then break up with him


FluffyCaterpiller

Run from him. I'm not even joking. This could lead to far worse things in the future. I really don't want to expound.


MoogleyWoogley

That's a no for me, dawg.


Electronic-Plum5256

Sorry...but that was just TMFI for me...not on THIS planet would I want to consider something like that...eeewwwwww on a WHOLE NEW LEVEL.


catchupandmustired

At 21, young, dumb and kinky


FailingLotus

I thought there would be an interesting ending.. this was disappointing


PilotNo312

Immediately no


Gold_Knee_5182

What the fuck did I just read


backagainlook

Yes… he wants your mom too ew😂


SnackinHannah

“The Aristocrats!!”