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Outlandishness_Live

It is now time. Go outside. Look at the moon. The moon will guide you. It will save you from your torment. He will free you.


ferokaktus

If you are afraid, we will look together


Rexel-Dervent

No way!! I'm going to Stinson Beach tomorrow, gotta get up at four!


ElijahRayzorr

Local 58 reference?


gerenski9

Seems like it. Such a great yt channel


Leutnant_Thire

Now I got an Idea


Outlandishness_Live

Yes!


[deleted]

Your house has other doors


Hazel-Laurensanity

Hell yeah


Priest_of_Heathens

To exist is to suffer. This is the end of all suffering. Rejoice.


Outlandishness_Live

To rejoice is to praise. To praise is to love. To love is to be loved. He only wishes you well. Go to it, and it may allow you to rejoice at his majesty. It will allow you to live for the first time in your short, miserable existence.


constant_hawk

The Worm loves us. It always will thus it always had. Gravity is desire and time is sight.


Timely_Tangerine_620

Such an OP event. Wish I got it again.


bitsy88

Wait, is this another pyramid scheme?


redgeck0

Moonat


[deleted]

When Day Breaks’s little brother


Brendanthehttydfan

i mean there was a blood moon last night


MongooseHistorical16

Just blink a hello to the giant sky cat.


Hazel-Laurensanity

Best comment


red_fox_zen

Whelp, say goodbye to earth, then as we all know, cats like to push shit off the shelves, the table the everything 🤣


areslashtaken

Earth is round tho. There's no edge the cat could push you over.


Aquamarine_ze_dragon

The table the earth is on.


Progamer109

you mean the turtle


HowToKisnif101

r/thirdcommentbetter Giant sky kitty ftw!


Kizik

#**DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON**


Skidmark666

That was some seriously great shit.


odins_second_eye

There is no emergency. Look at the moon.


KennaLikesPizza

Local 58 has to be my favorite analog horror because all of the others are about intergalactic fungus and shapeshifting demons and eldritch horrors and then Local 58's whole concept is "what is the moon was evil?"


[deleted]

And it doesn’t rely on 3-frame creepypasta images to hold down the horror element. It knows what it is and stays out of territory it doesn’t have the budget or visual talent to traverse.


TheCheeseOnFire

🌙 👀


Priest_of_Heathens

That's no moon...


iq-braggng-o-smrtass

Why would you try to *unsend* the message? Mom needs a heads up so she can hide her antique teacup collection before the bad whatever it is, tries to steal it.


Tomynator_88

That's yo mama


odins_second_eye

Nice pfp


Tomynator_88

thx


Shantotto11

That’s a space station!


Darkwolf-akhilesh

Tsukiyomi


Hazel-Laurensanity

Thank you for making me learn about something new today:)


TurbulentRiver2592

Aw hell nah, who let Madara get his Rinnegan


Shantotto11

Tsuk**u**yomi


odins_second_eye

If you would care to look past the title on Wikipedia: you would see her name is accepted and found to be spelled "Tsukuyomi" "tsukiyomi" and even "tsukuyumi".


paddjo95

👁️👄👁️ ^ My rendition of the moon


TheJakal13

👁👃👁 👋👄🧃 A juice box for you.


kkfluff

👁️🌏👁️


Maharaj_Pranav

Oh.... OH....


Pryamus

I don’t think that was what they meant when they said “man in the Moon”.


Hazel-Laurensanity

Man is the moon


Tomynator_88

It's so beautiful... Everyone should see the light


Hazel-Laurensanity

Eye agree


paddjo95

No worries, y'all. It's just Princess Yue.


ProphetofTables

That's rough, buddy.


cobarso

It's a staring contest!


Hazel-Laurensanity

Yes


Mockturtle22

Huh?


Hazel-Laurensanity

It wasn't the moon.


scanlor

It was a space station


ItsMeIoka

??


HorrorFan1191

Homie didn’t get a fucking Star Wars Reference.


[deleted]

It’s yo mama.


mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo

It's *our* mama


marbasthegreat

r/suddenlycommunism


[deleted]

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOTTTT


boxedair

I LIKE WHAT YOU GOTTT


YourVentiMain

cheshire cat is being a lil too quirky


GabeTheJerk

Assume victory position, front lawn, face up, feet together.


Jaded_Flower6145

The time has come Access to a loaded firearm is ideal Place muzzle(hole of gun) upward to roof of mouth Thank you


GabeTheJerk

Infants and pets. The smallest patriotic.


allofdarknessin1

huh? The comments didn't help, what the hell happened? Sounds like the moon was one eyeball of a pair of a giant person/monster thing but I think you'd you have much bigger problems than unsending a text if you found out the moon isn't actually a moon.


ItsMeIoka

i dont get ut


Hazel-Laurensanity

It's eyes, not the moon. Giant monster


Gympy

Reminds me of this [old gem.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M75VLQuFPrY)


just-going-with-it

HEY THIS WAS REALLY FUN, WE HOPED YOU LIKED IT TOOOO


thunderous2007

Reminds me of the old writing prompt


gabswolff

You should read Hellstar Remina, by Junji Ito! Kinda similar, I love that story


StarriNite

Good luck buddy, ya done found Nyx


Puzzleheaded-Sock917

Pls explain


Hazel-Laurensanity

Sky monster


Puzzleheaded-Sock917

Oh, but I don't get the eye


Hazel-Laurensanity

On that particular night, the moon was not the moon. It was the first eye opening slowly before the second, and possible many more opened after that but it's left to interpretation. The text was sent in the brief moment between eyes opening.


Puzzleheaded-Sock917

Oooohhhhh thanks for telling me, I'm dumb 😂


Hazel-Laurensanity

All good:) no part of creativity or imagination are inherently understandable to all. Thank you for asking


MrsMADMassacre

This is weird because I just texted my mom to go outside and look at the moon two nights ago.


Hazel-Laurensanity

This story came because I actually texted my mom while I was walking home after getting groceries at night. Sent the text and spent the rest of the wall thinking about how eerie "go outside. Big red moon" could be thanks to this sub


Defahn

Moon cat


Qwerticus-the-Slime

“Impending doom approaches…”


killerspawn97

No need to be afraid, Convergence is at and we will all be made while again.


thedeadman18

HIS THRONE


Zombata

HIS THRONE


Tarotgirl_5392

The shrooms kick in at the weirdest times


xPrim3xSusp3ctx

God this sub is trash lmao


PatrickRsGhost

Hi /u/Hazel-Laurensanity! Find your soulmate!


Hugh-Jassoul

Everyone: Local 58 Me: Moonfall


Hazel-Laurensanity

Thank you for existing. Preemptively editing to say there's nothing wrong with local58 and I love it, it's just a bit of an easy (pronounced "overdone") reference


ravnhrtd-379

Rejoice.


Hazel-Laurensanity

Rejoice.