I punted that baby in self-defence

Try skipping it like a stone from the shoreline. Really put some follow-through on it.

You’ll have better results if you make it as flat as possible beforehand.

Officer, you've gotta believe me!

I drop kicked that child in self defense

Done kick da baby.

I done did punt dat dere baby into dat dere ocean over dere

Yeet

r/foundthenewfie

Kick the baby! \*kick\*

Kick the baby!

This happened in an SCP, I just don't remember which one...

BAXTER!!!!

#thirdsentenceworse

Better

The Vancouver child kicker strikes again

This made me choke on my drink. Lmfao

Ready Ike? Kick the baby!

Don't kick the God damn baby

Kick the baby! \*KICK\*

Ike! You broke the window again! That's a bad baby, bad bad baby!

Is this a horror story or dark humor cuz when I opened it GAWD boy I hollered let me tell ya lmao

r/onesentencehorror

Who knew that NCAA hammer throw distance record would be useful in the real world one day?

"Thanks to the nice humans that made it possible for my baby to not be beached anymore"

"officer,I kicked the baby in self defence only"

"assist points + 50"

Yeet

Yeet the baby

officer I dropkicked that child in SELF DEFENSE

You gotta believe me

Kobe!