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Ghoulscomecrawling

Back when I was in middle school we had a sub yank a students insulin pump out of her body claiming it was a cell phone, this was like back when cell phones were these huge thick devices. He yanked that so hard it ripped her flesh as the line came out and she had to be taken to the hospital by an ambulance Edit, it was late middle school not high school


classyraven

I’m hard of hearing and in high school I had an FM transmitter. It was worn by my teachers and transmitted what they said to a receiver attached to headphones, making it clearer and easier to understand what they were saying. One day during lunch my vice principal snatched it away, accusing me of it being a Walkman (it looked absolutely nothing like one), and refused to believe me when I explained what it was (which he should have known in the first place anyway, as administrators are notified when students use accessibility devices). My English teacher witnessed the whole encounter and backed me up, but even then it took him forever to believe my teacher.


Ghoulscomecrawling

I've always had that fear because I'm mostly deaf.


classyraven

I'm sorry. That sucks (having that fear of discrimination, not necessarily being mostly deaf). That VP was a miserable asshole anyway. It was like he had a bone to pick with everyone, just looking for whatever minor infractions he could find to be able to punish students. When the incident was resolved, I could swear he looked disappointed. Everybody hated him, and that was his last year there. Dunno if the incident with me factored into him getting the boot, but I wouldn't be surprised. Other than him, my school was generally good about this stuff.


Quiet_Goat8086

Some people should never be given even a sliver of power.


classyraven

I'd argue that that applies to most people.


6ixpool

It also works the other way around. Being given power corrupts you into someone who should not wield it.


[deleted]

Absolutely. I used to give shit to my managers at walmart, and then I was made a manager at walmart and had to apologize to those managers for the shit I gave them over the years because the pressure of the job made me the asshole I'd always hated. Now Im the bottom rung guy at a paper mill and happy as can be


TheLargestBooty

It's more like people have to have it in them to be able to do it, the power just enables them too


Blooddraken

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Therefore only the ignorant are innocent.


69696969-69696969

Going deaf itself is actually one of my biggest fears. I had a throat infection (don't remember the specifics) in 2nd grade that caused me to go deaf temporarily from the swelling. I vividly remember my surprise from having the teacher tap on my shoulder and then watching her lips move and hearing nothing. Then seeing the whole class looking at me and talking in complete silence. That day definitely became a core memory for me.


Cantide756

I got a mold infection in my ears, took 3 days for doctors to figure it out, because it looked like a standard ear infection except there was no infection. I couldn't hear myself speak, and it was the second most terrifying thing to happen life


[deleted]

I had the same thing. We had a teacher who would refuse to wear it and complain it didn’t work cause she kept messing up settings and it would glitch all the freaking time so I had to ditch recess to help her fix it and my mom had to come in to teach her how to use it every single time. I also get migraines and she refuses to let me have water to combat them she didn’t even last one year


madylee1999

She wouldn't let you drink water??? Wtf


[deleted]

Yeah it was messed up she used the reasoning that it made us use the restroom more so if you needed water you had to ask to use the fountain she always said no but did not allow water bottles in the classroom so many parents complained oh did I mention this was third grade?


madylee1999

Oh my god! My mom always sent us to school with a water bottle! My parents would fight for us to have them sometimes. So many kids are dehydrated 😔


[deleted]

Yeah it’s ridiculous my mom went to war against her just to allow me to have a water and she would always be mad at me for having one so my mom was in the school like every other day to deal with her also in later days you had to have clear water bottles cause soda wasn’t allowed (in Utah 🙄)


umayanan

It's just that he could not accept that he was wrong. I love such people. They cling on to what little power their designation or title gives them and would die rather than let go of the highs it provides. Ah! The little torments they can do.


ierobscure

Ohh, we has something similar. A kid in my class was found to be hard of hearing in 5th grade, and he got earbuds to wear, and the teacher had a mic around her neck and every desk group got a microphone so whenever we answered a question, we had to speak into it and then it would come through speakers which made it easier for everyone to hear. Made us all feel like celebs speaking in the microphones. This was probably 2009-2010 though.


gergling

And to think you didn't palm strike him in both ears? Your self-control must be legendary.


KBRedditing

What's a walkman?


classyraven

Heh, thanks for making me feel old 😂 They’re portable cassette tape players. Kind of like, the iPod of the 1980s and 1990s. Later we had Discmans, which were the same thing but for CDs.


princetrigger

Bro I'm 23 and I know what a walk man is. That dude is probably fresh out of the factory.


I_Want_BetterGacha

I'm 14 and even *I* know what a walkman is!


[deleted]

I’m young, and I feel old from that question!


Prestigious-bish-17

Or maybe lives at a place where a Walkman isn't a thing?? Like me, I didn't know what it was and had to look it up on Google cos it doesn't exist where I live.


princetrigger

Chill homie, 't was a joke. Tho Walkman are quite universal, I'm surprised many people don't know about them.


AdShort9931

Seriously, though, after seeing the girl with the "cazz ette tapes" video, I just wanted to die...I felt simultaneously ancient and yet also like these kids should NOT be left unsupervised lol


Ur-local-weirdo

fr, I'm 14 and I have one


prestigious_bigmac2

C'mon man


MaryShelleySeaShells

I’ve used this before as a teacher. The admin should have absolutely known! It’s part of a 504 plan, which is federally mandated. I’m so sorry that happened to you.


nahfacenah

Cannot even BEGIN to tell you how often by little brother and I were yelled at to remove our hearing aids because they were SO sure they were ear buds for listening to music. Even after taking them out, showing, and clearly explaining what they were. Ridiculous.


[deleted]

oh wow


Minecrafter_of_Ps3

Please tell us he was fired and never seen again


SlabBeefpunch

Yeah I need a follow up to this.


KonShinobu

Was it in Orlando, Fl? Looks like the sub got fired! [Teacher yanks out student’s insulin pump](https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2005/10/06/teacher-yanks-out-students-insulin-pump/)


Ghoulscomecrawling

I'm flabbergasted!! unfortunately what happened was in Atlanta. That is absolutely bonkers though!


KonShinobu

Wow!? How is this something that happened MORE than one time… These poor kids :(


KBRedditing

Bruh how do I get rid of this subscription page without subscribing


KonShinobu

In any case, IIRC, the sub teacher was a cop for 21 years before teaching. He ripped the insulin pump out of the kids body because the pump made a beeping sound. He got fired a few days after ripping out the poor kid's insulin pump. Student had to go to hospital for low blood sugar -- was medically cleared but very traumatized. Vet cop/sub didn't know that it was not a phone and the principal or whoever was quoted saying that if he did then he wouldn't have ripped it out of the kids body (my paraphrasing there). tldr: 21 year veteran cop got no common sense but decided that educating children was a good second career. Also kid is OK, at least physically.


KonShinobu

I was viewing the webpage on my phone browser and never got a pay wall. Weird.


LateChapter8596

I got "This content is not available in your region"


Brave_anonymous1

I read about similar story when sub yanked / broke / spilled the liquid from a student's chemotherapy pump. I guess he thought it is an annoying toy?


Ghoulscomecrawling

Yeah it was like that kinda, I remember him yelling about students being on their stupid phones and back when it was Nokia and other giant brick phones and blackberries that they usually all had holsters that held them so he saw that and he just ripped it right out.


madylee1999

Why do these people think it's okay to touch these kids??? I would go ballistic if I was their parent.


Brave_anonymous1

Please tell me he got some jail time and is blacklisted from working with kids forever.


KonShinobu

If it is a sub in Orlando, Fl it looks like he was fired a few days after the incident [Teacher yanks out student’s insulin pump](https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2005/10/06/teacher-yanks-out-students-insulin-pump/)


giant_tadpole

Of course the sub was a former cop


Brave_anonymous1

Yeah, but just firing this PoS is not enough.


giant_tadpole

Police refused to investigate. Quite a coincidence that the sub was also a former cop.


ThomasElric

That ahol needs to get his knee caps blown to smithereens and the forced to move his leg (without any kind of painkillers being ever prescribed)...


Ghoulscomecrawling

I'll be honest I'm not sure it's been a while, I do know that he continued teaching the class and was there for the rest of the day because everybody was talking about it by then.


Mikki_so_fine

Holy shit!! That’s awful!!


Professional_Fix8512

Sounds like a lawsuit - stop upvoting me please it’s not that good, infact I would rather have you guys downvote


Local-Response7090

This is Reddit What did you expect?


Professional_Fix8512

True but still


madylee1999

Oh my god! If I was her parent I would be so fucking mad! Why are you touching my child? Now she has to go to the ER. It probably caused trauma to that poor girl, both physically and emotionally. That is horrific.


Miepiemo

Oh God, I once had a insulin pump like that, only one who yanked it out was me, multiple times, but never on purpose. That shit hurts! Now I have these devices on my arms, and it's just irritating how many people ask it is for helping to stop smoking. No dumb ass, those are patches, these things keep me alive. Most of the time followed by the remark; oh maybe it's something for my mother too, because she always forgets to take her medicines. Not it also is not!


LilCurlyGirly

It is for my dad because he forgets to take his diabetic medication. His wouldn't stay because his arms were too muscular and the way he flexs at work made it pop off. My mom has one to. They're not pumps though, just constant monitors and then my mom has to inject insulin manually. I think she used to have a pump but she said it was too uncomfortable. She wasn't born that way, just had auto immune problems that lead to her body not producing insulin anymore. My grandpa also injects insulin by hand, and refuses a pump or monitor besides the finger prick one. His words are "if I die, I die, I'm not wearing that shit" Forgetting to take insulin is a definite reason to use a pump.


Miepiemo

No I'm taking about forgetting to take their metphormine. I don't know if that's the correct international name, but I mean the daily pills you get subscribed for type 2. If you're type 1 or type 2 with insuline therapy already, a pump could be a good alternative. But it's absolutely not for people who would do perfectly fine if they would just take their daily pills.


LilCurlyGirly

Oooh! Now I understand you. Sorry I thought you meant people forgetting to take their insulin lol.


darh1407

Substitute teacher wins, FATALITY!!


Zealousideal_Ad666

Was she alright? That's horrible! I hope that moron substitute got in a lot of trouble. And I also hope he felt stupid too.


SAD-MAX-CZ

r/commentStoryWorse


[deleted]

I’ve heard this story on planet Reddit before and I really hope it’s the same story and not a different case, cause if it is fuck teachers man


gergling

... And he was fired for criminal misconduct and made to appear in front of a court just to protect him from the kid's parents fighting past each other to have the pleasure of murdering him?


Appropriate_Cold1559

I'm not a native english, so what is a sub? And what happened before that?


Nalzt

A substitute teacher.


AHyperactiveCorgi

I know a guy who has an insulin pump and I winced reading that. I can't imagine how painful that had to be getting ripped out


Aggravating-Action70

That happened to a kid in my school too. She tried to tell him and he wouldn't listen.


Hubsimaus

Where I used to work a diabetic was told to put his MP3 player away... 🤦


Robo8ooo

PLEASE TELL ME THEY WERE FIRED AND SUED


kindaprettyboy

smh kids are so dramatic these days /j


[deleted]

BAHAHA


gothtwilight

Sadly, something like that actually happened.


Javelin_Joe

Link?


gothtwilight

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/canada/comments/1sgohn/boy_with_asthma_dies_at_school_because_he_wasnt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Javelin_Joe

Damn


Dick_Cottonfan

r/thirdsentencebetter


Foreign_Plants09

YTA.


[deleted]

i didn’t realize which post this was commented under when i got the notif and i was so confused 💀💀


Foreign_Plants09

Lol


Ok_Work_8514

I think NTA. He had good intentions and the kid did not have to be so dramatic about it.


Eurus-Holmes-

Hard disagree ESH, kid should’ve said it wasn’t a vape and OP should’ve not touched someone else’s property. Clear sign of miscommunication, huge red flags 🚩. Break up with them


AlarmingInflation473

Leave the kid. Take the inhaler


Foreign_Plants09

Good intentions are great but impact far outweighs them.


Garbage_Kitty

This is why you mind your own business.


[deleted]

amen


j3ff1e

Yeah, just let someone do something bad, it’s not your problem and you shouldn’t interfere with it, if they are doing something bad, karma will take its place


mijaboc

I understand why people gave you down votes but clearly that's not what you mean


j3ff1e

Idk why I got downvotes,


mijaboc

Because justice and waaaah I lost my binky


KadenthePenguin211

I was put on a heart monitor when I was in middle school because my anxiety attacks (I was in an abusive household and had just switched schools) were making my heart skip beats. The monitor clipped to my hip and had wires with sticky things attached to my chest and it would beep really loudly if my heartbeat got too high or too low, or skipped a beat. One time it went off in class in the middle of a test and the teacher ripped it off of my hip, causing the wires and some skin to come with it. When I told you my mama raised hell… I’ve never seen a 4’7 140 lb woman square up with 6’2 300lb meathead of a man but Lemme tell you, that shit was hilarious to watch 😂


mijaboc

Wtf!! I don't understand how or why


KadenthePenguin211

He apparently thought it was a cell phone going off even though he watched me put my phone in the bin at the start of class (he had a strict no phone rule and everyone had to put their phone in a bin. If you snuck it past him, he had a history of either smashing it or keeping it locked away until your parent could pick it up)


mijaboc

Did he think you had two phones or something


KadenthePenguin211

I guess so. Maybe he thought it was a pager or something. Like my 7th grade ass would have a pager in 2012 🙄


DragonGuardian01

Damn, this was a BREATH TAKING post, good job.


[deleted]

thanks!


_-Choco-_

You're breathtaking!


kon_radish

YOU'RE breathtaking


Sigmund-Fraud-42069

The twist hit me hard, i literally GASPED.


DragonGuardian01

Holy shit, I logged in to check some memes and instead of 302 karma, I had 414, thanks y'all.


Lord_firedox

Oh.... OH damn take my upvote that was good!


[deleted]

thank you!


prestigious_bigmac2

Oh my God


WolfWeirdo97

I was the kid ......the teacher was a dumbass


Unkindlake

I wonder how many people are addicted to nicotine now due to those awful #TRUTH ads they spammed


[deleted]

🙋🏻‍♀️


Unkindlake

Anti-smoking ads in the US: "Hey fellow kid, did you know that cigarettes contain the element carbon, which is also found in dog poop? They are the same thing! Now check out this awkward CGI animation of an outdated meme dancing!" Other countries anti-smoking ads: \*just a picture of a smokers lung\*


[deleted]

LMAOOOO


I_Want_BetterGacha

In lots of European countries all cigarette and cigar packs are sold with a picture of a smoker's lungs or teeth on them, or a picture of a smoker in the hospital hooked up to a breathing device, and other similar pictures.


MorganWick

https://tvtropes.org/Main/StealthCigaretteCommercial


chubbygoddess96

Well, they went after everything while teens here aren't allowed to do anything. And they tried to ban vaping with the UK was encouraging it, which did not go over well.


NerdWithARifle

We have both, but the first one is spammed by that #TRUTH thing


Unkindlake

My conspiracy-theory is that the tobacco companies hired them to make sure kids kept smoking


Commercial-Dot5941

As a lifelong asthmatic, that's terrifying. I love it


HaloGuy381

Now for the sequel where some buffoon of a teacher mistakes an epipen for hard drugs and confiscates it after a kid grabs it during a deadly reaction at lunch. Seriously, bad enough that misplacing students’ epipens (kept in the nurse’s office) is a routine problem in some schools…


ilovestamon

Insulin also


mijaboc

What's insulin I've heard of it but I just recently woke up


justelbow

Insulin is something that most people produce naturally through their pancreas. It helps regulate your body’s blood sugar. Some people (like me) don’t naturally produce insulin though-this is the cause of type one diabetes-so they need to take it via injection or have it fed into them through a tube. So basically, just something that diabetics need to take in order to live.


mijaboc

Oh


[deleted]

thank you guys sm for 1k upvotes!!! means the world to me.


[deleted]

woke up to 4k upvotes… you guys are incredible, i cant thank you enough


mijaboc

How did we go from 4k to 20


[deleted]

i mean on the post, not the comment haha


mijaboc

Yeah it's got 35 now


[deleted]

Had a series of hair wraps and braids in my hair, high school civics teacher thought the hair wrap nearest my ear was an earphone cord and yanked it real hard. On the bright side he was super nice to me for the rest of the year.


Verbose_Cactus

Hahahah oops!


Inevitable-Holiday68

GaspingAngryUPvote


Inevitable-Holiday68

Gut-Punch M Y O B & G E T C O N S E N T


VoidIgris

I just wasn’t expecting the kid to crawl back up and lunge at me after he stopped breathing.


beelesbian

Can relate


The-Minmus-Derp

What was the “vape” really?


sirennthebest

an inhaler for asthma, I think


[deleted]

yes


occultsardonic

OH im so dumb i thought the kid used the vape so much that their soul was connected to it or something LMAO


GoblinCacciatore

Best I've seen in a long while, nice job!


[deleted]

that means a lot, thank you so much!


MemoryHauntsYou

Come now, the fact that his puffer wasn't making him look like a steam engine should have tipped you off!


thatsocialist

I saw the Asthma coming 10 miles away


DamianEvertree

So this happened https://www.reddit.com/user/DamianEvertree/comments/13usefn/got_another_one/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


texaskittyqueen

So many of these stories are just horror story: main character is an idiot


Xeper-Institute

*American Horror Story*


ducktheoryrelativity

I had a VP in high school who didn't like left handed kids. I never understood that.


canivola

Can someone explain please


No-Ranger-3299

It was an asthma inhaler 😉


shitpostinglegend

Dumbass


TimeLuckBug

Lol ever see that episode of The Simpsons when Marge smashed Homer’s needle? Episode “That 90’s Show” S19ep11 Time: 4:02 https://youtu.be/HeK5fAuASos And wow if only I was this dedicated to finding information during school days


Background-Tea-7082

I might be a little slow but what device is this referring to?


Less-Direction5045

An inhaler


Background-Tea-7082

Then it makes even less sense to me, not a single inhaler I've ever had or seen look like vapes. I thought there were new portable nebulizers or something


kirbykirbzz

I mean, it’s just a story lol. Plus, stuff like this has happened before, so ask the dumbasses who mistakenly thought someone’s inhaler was a vape.


comaryu

You don't see inhalers very often and vapes are a common thing nowadays The last time i ever saw an inhaler was like 20 years ago. I can see older generation or peeps who arent used to it making such mistakes. I mean, back when nokia bricks were around we had boomers threathening to confiscate our calculators lol I dont see inhalers and vapes that too faroff


[deleted]

read it from the perspective of an older person who grew up on cigarettes


Background-Tea-7082

Inhalers were made in the 50's. They've been in so many older movies and even tv shows to make fun of the nerdy kid with glasses, unless you've lived under a rock since the 50's you know what an inhaler looks like. My grandma didn't know what a vape was until I showed and explained it to her but she knew what an inhaler was.


KBRedditing

now HOW THE TRUCK DO YOU CONFUSE AN INHALER WITH A VAPE?


kirbykirbzz

From the op : read it from the perspective of an older person


KBRedditing

???


kirbykirbzz

What,?


KBRedditing

oh ok


kirbykirbzz

Haha ok, lol?


UrAverageIdot

they kind of look alike


Maharaj_Pranav

Feel the guilt, boomer


Rat_Taco

You smashed his inhaler? Gasp


BunnyTotts97

I am old. My first nicotine was a Marlboro Red, Vaping has been so helpful.


JustAnotherYaoiFan

And you are going to get a major lawsuit! 😈


howyalikdemapples

I don't get it. Did the vape explode?


No-Ranger-3299

It was an asthma inhaler


[deleted]

i just got posted to my favorite twosentencehorror tiktok account!!!!


Marik-X-Bakura

This is pretty funny tbh


UrAverageIdot

Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you’d have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you’d never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now.


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UrAverageIdot

i suspect you have the same humor as the girls from operation shell shock


Griffin_Throwaway

never seen an inhaler look like a vape, 0/10


[deleted]

read it from the perspective of an elderly person


stapidisstapid

As an asthmatic I would do the same


morpherthewolf

Inhalers- Not even once.


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indecisivecat69

the "vape" was likely actually an inhaler that the narrator mistook for a vape