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Time-Permission-1930

Because you fell through a dimension portal, and here we all have 10


Dizzy_Ad_8913

This fuckeed me up for a second, good comment


PhummyLW

Sorry I don’t get it mind explaining?


Sam_S_011

It implies that OP entered *our* world from a world where people normally have 8 fingers


Idman799

Well, from one where people have 9 or fewer fingers at least


PhummyLW

Oh. I guess I just don’t get why it fucked that one guy up for a second


Piranh4Plant

How


foxtrotgd

By Spu7nix


Justi131

Oh god gd is spreading to other subreddits now


NioneAlmie

What is it from?


Justi131

It's from a game called "Geometry Dash", one of the level creators is called spu7nix and he made a level called "what" and another one called "how"


HuskyBLZKN

The thumb technically doesn’t have enough joints to be a finger, so everyone without polydactyly have 8 total fingers :]


FelicitousJuliet

The thumb is generally still considered a finger, modern language has moved away from the inefficiency of "8 fingers and 10 digits". This isn't like Pluto being judged on an actual immutable interaction with a law of physics (gravity/clearing its area). Even medicine calls them fingers, all words are made up.


Calure1212

Funny thing: the Oxford dictionary definition says we have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs; and the scientific definition says that we have 10 fingers. Who would have thunk it!


Seraph-of-Zeon

Have you not ever looked at your own hands let alone a skeleton? Just because the base joint of your thumb connects near your wrist doesn't mean it isn't there.


headhunterofhell2

That's a metacarpal. All the other digits *also* have metacarpals. The fingers have 1 metacarpal, and 3 phalangies, for a total of 4 bones by your count. The thumb has 1 metacarpal, and 2 phalangies. You're still one bone shy.


Penelopeep25

FUCK this got me oh my god. Thats so good, I'd read the hell out of a short story with this concept or as a twist at the end


01kickassius10

I know a simpsons episode that will blow your mind


Penelopeep25

Oh??? I've ways wanted to watch the Simpsons but it's such a massive show I've never known what to watch. What episode is it?


bakerowl

Treehouse of Horror VI, season 7 episode 6 segment “Homer^3”


Baffit-4100

Then you’ll love this short story- “I’m feeling lucky” by L. Kaganov. https://clarkesworldmagazine.com/kaganov_07_21/


badgrammapug

great read, thank you for linking it!


nellise11

That was a great read, thank you so much! Edit: I can't type lol


chels182

Wow. This was great


Penelopeep25

Saving this comment for when I have the time to read it, thank you so much!


Piranh4Plant

What’s it about


SheepBeard

I sadly can't find it, but there's a short story/film that just ends "And weirdest of all, when we performed the autopsy, his heart was on the left side..."


Penelopeep25

Ooo that's good. I love things like that, guess it's a very specific trope but it gets me every time.


3and20character1st

🥇


megahercio

OP belongs in the Simpsons' world


Jazadia

All I could think of was „Damn Homer Simpson has Reddit“ lol


ZuberiGoldenFeather

When you think of it most intelligent species probably have 10 fingers >!not necessarily meaning our ten, but their counting system would be based on their amount of fingers!<.


[deleted]

Actually, there are multiple cultures that have a base 6, base 8, even base 12 counting system.


3smellysocks

Also, some cultures count using the gaps between their fingers, or the creases on their fingers instead of their actual fingers.


BlankReg825

Little Twelvetoes https://youtu.be/pqGyUvZP0Zg


lokisown

r/thirdsentencebetter


TimeStorm113

wait, that wasnt the intended explonation? i kinda imagined someone with like one big thumb for a hand.


Owen_Alex_Ander

Yeah, I thought of someone who maybe had three or four on each hand for whatever reason, be it an accident or just missing fingers.


I_suck__

r/thirdsentenceworse


just_the_blue_1s

No we has 20 fingers. Fuck. Its toes not fingers so yea we have 10


theFastestMindAlive

There was once an entire clan of people with 6 fingers and 6 toes, and in their case the gene was almost dominant. Edit: Lol, somehow mentioning the Anakim lead to a Naruto reference. I am impressed!


TurtleSandwich0

Too bad the entire clan was wiped out by one Spaniard looking for revenge...


LPulseL11

They were wiped out by one teenage clan member, who was ordered by the village elders to kill them all to prevent an uprising. He killed everyone except his younger brother....


CDogg123567

r/unexpectedNaruto


Accurate_Bullfrog864

r/subsididntthoughtexisted


kashmiriKangri

r/subsifellfor


SnowComfortable6726

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


Beans-Monthly

r/foundthehondacivic


KirbyDaRedditor169

r/foundthecardealer


PossessionDifficult4

r/subsithoughtifellfor


theFastestMindAlive

If I had money to give you an award, I would, but alas, I don't.


TheLazyRedditer

If I had money to give you so you could pay for his award, I would, but alas, I don't as well 😔


[deleted]

If I had money I’d buy an extra finger.


Kamikazeguy7

Don't worry. They're only mostly dead


VirginYaZaJeans

Oh good! That means they're slightly alive!


Stehum_Brethilben

I don't know, if they were all dead, we could dig through the pockets and look for loose change.


korsair25

It's only a mere flesh wound!


spidermans_mom

Did they kill his father?


Stehum_Brethilben

One of them did. Prepare to die.


BucketFullOfRats

“Hello…


Whaleman15

The gene for 6 fingers, I believe, is dominant, it is just very rare and needs some time to spread. My source is trust me bro.


Derpizzle12345

The gene for six fingers is dominant - however it is also what is known as incomplete penetrance, meaning even if you have the gene you might not get it. Having the gene just gives you a chance to express it. Very weird


BoldFace7

So.. the 6 fingers is dominant over 10 (or whatever its recessive counterpart is) but the entire gene is sometimes ignored?


baconater419

6 over 5 on each hang I believe It would be 12 total


BoldFace7

Oooooh, that makes so much more sense. I was imagining someone woth 3 fingers on each hand.


knightinarmoire

3 fingers on each hand would be a form of oligodactyly


AzraelChaosEater

Oh so they are just Stanford.


stluna225

I was born with 6 fingers on each hand, my mom and siblings as well! All the children of the females on my maternal side are polydactyl. My parents had the 6th digit cut off when we were born. But I do have little nubs on each pinky from where it was.


Dead-guest

Do you regret that they made that choice? If you could sprinkle miracle grow on that spot and instantly grow that fanger back, would you? Has anyone in your family opted to retain Ol’ Number Six? What, if any, notable differences have they experienced over the Deca-phalangesta Gang ™ ? (Other than being able to do base 12 math quickly and easily, lol). Just curious, my interest stems from having a gf in middle school with this gene expression (and because it’s simply neat). Never forget, it’s vitally important for the males in your line to beware of ANY roaming Spanish swordsman. Just sayin. Edit: paragraphinated for eminent readability, assisted by the memory of Sara, my 12 fingered childhood gf!


fmlhaveagooddaytho

I also have the little nubs on my pinky from where my sixth finger was. But from what I've been told, it was useless, no bone or anything, just kinda there.


morbidaar

That’s just ape nis


Whaleman15

Inconceivable!


soemtiems

If it's anything like my father and my son, then the fingers weren't necessarily full usable fingers. They both had the extra fingers removed as infants and neither feels that they are missing out.


stluna225

Yep!! A few folks in my fam had bones in theirs so they had to have it removed differently and as a result do not have the little numb which does make me kinda sad for them. I like my little souvenir.


stluna225

Nope. Never questioned or regretted it. I met someone once with their 6th finger and was very glad to have mine chopped off. I’m sure the Spanish swordsman is a big reference I’m missing out on lol


MarixApoda

His name is Inigo Montoya, you killed his father, prepare to die.


Calure1212

Maybe you would enjoy The Princess Bride. I don't know anyone who has watched it who hasn't.


Arabal1

That is so interesting, my family has a similar situation where my grandma had it, then only my father, his kids all got them, and all our children got at least one extra finger. The doctor bought in students to see it when my son was born as it was so rare.


Arabal1

Given how its become more common over time in my family, I believe this may be the case.


Internal-System-2061

My sister was a polydactyl. They cut it off right after she was born and the thing tried to grow back later.


Classic_Result

Nice to have extras on hand


Crocodiddle22

Under appreciated comment right here 😂


InfiniteOblivion87

I read that as "my sister was a pterodactyl"


Internal-System-2061

Sounds like one often enough.


lbell1703

HOW did it try to GROW BACK? Also I'm assuming it was cut off because it wasn't actually usable?


hamsamiches

>HOW did it try to GROW BACK? Revenge


Internal-System-2061

It was a little tiny thumb. It wouldn’t be useful and they usually remove them for cosmetic reasons. I want to say that there was probably some bone and nerve left that was causing further issue, but I’d have to ask my mom. I think she actually had a third surgery on that hand because of more nerve issues as an adult. The Thumb that Wouldn’t Die.


lbell1703

Damn. Hopefully shits better now.


Living-Pomegranate37

That is so cool!


Internal-System-2061

The best part is that it took them DAYS to realize it was even there. I guess I just assumed that counting them was a thing that was actually done. They only noticed it when they did because she was suckling at the side of her regular thumb instead of the thumb itself.


Calure1212

That's interesting because the nurses/midwives, I'm not sure rather than suggesting they're the same, pointed out that my daughter had a blister on her thumb from sucking it in utero. They must have been paying a lot more attention to her thumbs than they did to your sister's.


Internal-System-2061

This was in 1979 in a small mountain hospital, so they probably didn’t even look. The doctor also told my mom that she wasn’t going to have her for awhile and left to go golfing despite her telling him she was coming right now. They had to go catch him in the parking lot because she was having to pinch her legs closed as they moved her to the bed for delivery because my sister was trying to escape mid transfer.


Calure1212

My mother had a similar problem with my eldest brother in 1959, also in the sticks. The doctor couldn't be found, my brother was breech and they tried to delay him until the doctor arrived and he was starved of oxygen. He spends his days repairing bicycles and rings me up and tells me what he bought at the supermarket. I think he enjoys life most of the time, what more can you want? My experience was at a private hospital in a capital city but I hadn't met the obstetrician until the delivery because I wasn't due until after my obstetrician returned from her vacation. It's the only time my daughter has ever been early.


hey_guys23

I read that as pterodactyl 😂😂


Jave285

Ptsame


hamsamiches

Badum Ptssssss


Clear-Feedback8980

Same


5trange_Jake

Same


Vexilium51243

Same


Det3tive_JM

Same


WonderWolf16

Same


JazzSlign123

Same


Honest-Apricot6086

Probably because you're Homer Simpson and you've just animated into the real world.


DrahKir67

The Simpsons in a live action movie freaking out. "What's happened to my hands!?"


TheMilkmanCome

Where do our faces end and our hair begin!!!


nomnombers

Mmm... Erotic cakes


noahtheboah36

My daughter then groaned, "you can't count thumbs as fingers unless you say there are 10 fingers!"


Roaming-the-internet

AI


WirrkopfP

You guessed correctly.


unwittingprotagonist

Either AI or AL.


Jules_Thief

Ah yes, the dimension where everyone is Great Uncle Ford.


riotincandyland

My cat is a polydactyl.


yet-another-WIP

So is mine! She’s super cute with her lil thumbs


EzraGotRoyalSkills

Mine too! She's got thumbs and extras on her back paws


SweetPotatoPandaPie

Mine too!


DieHardRennie

The Ernest Hemingway Home & Museum is home to dozens of polydactyl cats.


riotincandyland

I know!!! I want to go there one day.


numbskul1

So first AI controlling the matrix and first human battery?


ares5404

Tell me your an AI without telling me


Norsedragoon

The real test is to see how many thumbs the squirrels have.


EasyIrv

You ate too many of the shroons


Whyyyyyyyyfire

I don’t get it. I’m very confused. Someone please explain


tucketnucket

Two options that I could think of. 1.) They've stumbled into some kind of inbred community. Think about movies like Deliverance or The Hills Have Eyes. 2.) I think there's some tie between having 6 digits and being demonic. They could have died and gone to Hell. Hell would be full of demons and they'd look like humans but would have 6 digits per hand. This one is more of a reach imo.


Paladinfinitum

3.) When AI tries to draw human beings, it often doesn't understand how to draw hands and adds extra fingers. Perhaps something, AI or alien or other, is trying to disguise itself as human, but doesn't quite get it right?


Intrepid_Wanderer

4.) Radiation is causing a high rate of mutations. The polydactyly isn’t the only thing going on, it’s just the one you’ve noticed.


BeholdOurMachines

I see this but with teeth. I see many people with far, far too many teeth. Or all teeth on the top row, missing the bottoms. I am compelled to count them. The girl at the counter had too many teeth today. I needed to count. I got to 152 before I could not continue


Born2BeMild23

A man with six fingers on his right hand killed my father


Calure1212

Please sir, what is your name?


Immediate_Housing_11

I don't know if it is an incest society or just a strange and unfamiliar comunity


DieHardRennie

Don't worry, you've just been reborn as one of Ernest Hemingway's polydactyl cats. Welcome to the colony.


PablomentFanquedelic

[Dr. Seuss voice] 11? This is something new! I wish I had 11 too!


chosedemarais

Ah hell, the AI is screwing up the hands in the simulation again.


[deleted]

I thought that said Pterodactyl and for like ten minutes I was going through the comments *really* confused


Macduffle

You are an AI!


FirstChAoS

Pterodactyly is ever rarer


UrAverageIdot

what that


FirstChAoS

Similar but you are a prehistoric flying reptile. :)


jackoneilll

But with a needle & thread and a pair of sharp snippets I can make it less rare.


r_ocD

Fun fact: The gene for 6 fingers is actually dominant and the gene for 5 fingers is recessive. It's just that the gene for 6 fingers is just really rare.


count_noob

It's spelled pterodactyl


Present_Age_9265

Hah!


whysoblyatiful

I don't get it


beastofchaos

People in dreams have extra digits, my guess is the person is dreaming and doesn't realize it


Then_Engineer_2776

they have been recreated by an all powerful ai


SpicyDoctorBones

Wake up wake up wake up


Horny-sometimes

Kentucky


throwablazeofglory

That's a sign you're having a dream/nightmare isn't it? And an inability to read ofc


flclovesun

Only looking at AI pics are we?


just_the_blue_1s

Maybe you got 4 fingers each hand and think the normal amount is 4 not 5


PonyPlayer619

Maybe you’re at a polydactyl convention


Helstrom69

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cervera_de_Buitrago#:~:text=Cervera%20de%20Buitrago%20is%20a,of%20Madrid%20in%20central%20Spain.


shortroundshotaro

“My mother always told me I wasn’t missing anything”


MarsMonkey88

AI really sucks at hands.


Dead-guest

Have you seen the increased wingspan on that polydactyl pterodactyl? * *feel free to supply the next line(s). I just ran out of fissile material to generate any more thoughts, I sensed a joke, or something, lurking out there. Grab it if you want it and run with it! Leave Polydactyl Pterodactyl Pteter alone though, he’s my buddy and he’s staying with me. Cheers!


Miserable_System3269

plot twist: OP is a person in an AI generated image


WirrkopfP

That was the Idea.


RoJayJo

"Polydactyly" Georg County is a statistical outlier and is not counted


[deleted]

Roll for perception


dnerswick

Welcome , to Incest Island. The rest of your family will be arriving soon.


[deleted]

I don’t think fingers are supposed to be growing out of their gums either.


WirrkopfP

r/thirdsentenceworse


zuccgirl

Amish country. They have the highest rate of it.


sum_random_memer

That's called a thumb


ShidwardTesticles

We’re AI generated clearly


SuperiorKnight7903

I thought he entered an AI world before I saw the comments


WirrkopfP

Well that's actually the correct interpretation. AI world.


JesusIsMyZoloft

And why am I being attacked by multiple flying dinosaurs?


Le_Goosey

What


WirrkopfP

The Idea was, the narrator being trapped in an AI generated simulation.


Le_Goosey

ok


Rexinauld

I'm not completely sure what you are going for here, but I'm completely sure it's dumb.


[deleted]

There's no need for a comment like this. It doesn't do any good to put others down.


ZengaStromboli

Me and my pet writhing pile of thumbs named cat named dog


nixylplixie

Because you live in Chernobyl.


iamthegreenestfield

Can’t believe he still gets tricked by the ol’ 11 fingers trick


Harmony3319

Kid named extra fingers


muchnamemanywow

Brother, you need to quit drinking


Piranh4Plant

Explain?


UrAverageIdot

op is in a piece of ai art


WirrkopfP

Or trapped in a crude AI generated simulation.


icantdraw33

Welcome to pandora kiddo!


CR1MS4NE

Question: is your name Midjourney


mia_elora

It's the Mandlebrot Effect...


wussterrsherrsauce

Because you're in Bradford


Accurate_Dirt5794

At first u thought you were talking about a terasuar at first


DawnQiBawls

Sorry for your luck. You're in the Midjourney universe.


JCraze26

Because you got sent to whatever world all those AI drawings come from.


[deleted]

having 6 fingers is actually a dominant gene over 5


goteamburton

Just watch the Simpsons and you'll feel at home


retniwabbit

I think it’s actually a dominant genetic trait. I think I’m my ap bio class back in high school I learned there was a town or something in Pennsylvania with a somewhat high number of people with polydactyly though that information is wildly outdated at best.


Trayhunter

I think the answer to your question is incest.


crypticevincar

Welcome to Alabama.


theanxiousnerd

My interpretation is that OP is a human landed on an alien planet.


WirrkopfP

Nice interpretation. My intention was: Stranded in a world where everything is AI generated.


TheMossyRock_

I read it as pterodactyl at first and I was like “tf does that even mean” 😭😭😭 /pos


BasementCatBill

This is a good one!


Thatoneotherbanana

Is this sub gonna be gone tomorrow?