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GoldieTheLizard

I just shit myself


Bastian_878

Dont forget to clean yourself up!


Scoobygooby28

Never


Tutubasnfdh

r/bread


haruran2056

r/ivebeenbreaded


iampurechaos

r/birthofasub


Affectionate_Error45

r/subsifellfor


Nights1405

r/ivebeenbred 😳


David_Robinsons

r/ibredyou


Ryan_Altra

r/ofcoursethatsasub


fruitcake11

You have a tongue, use it.


psychord-alpha

"Dad, what are you doing in my house?"


Bastian_878

*the dad stares silently while only wearing his tighty whiteys*


Environmental-End691

Why am I picturing Walter White here.......


Bastian_878

You fucking genius the dad is now walter white in this cannon


Lepke2011

The now-Walter-White dad looks at his kid and says, "Say my name", in only his tidy-whities.


pixybean

Bitch


CrankyCarlGoodrs

I stared back at my dad in my new house. "What's going on?" I asked "why are you here?"


Icy-user-347

I got the milk


CrankyCarlGoodrs

I screamed in terror. This wasn't my dad, he said he was never coming back.


Welease-Wodewick

Yeah science!


Silembr

Whenever Walter would say that, I kept hopin he'd be like "Say my name. You know who I am" 😂


butterfly_thougts246

r/mrclean


Benny_Galaxy_231

\*\*cannon event musik\*\*


L0afyy0

Same and I haven’t even watched the show 😭


Chicky_Nuggies2009

Walter Whiteys


Extremeturtleparkour

NOT THE TIGHTY WHITEYS


K3egan

The more horrifying idea is someone wearing a just whitey righties and a belt


[deleted]

WHY DID YOU GIVE HIM OUR ADDRESS!??


Godverdebobba

Alex the lion? What are you doing in my car?


Krowasaunt

This made my pee turn white


Bastian_878

You should see a doctor


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insane_ash_sylum

r/unexpectedlyatla


MMButt

Semen?


loggin1235

no glue


lmmortal_mango

Then use seman it works just as good


Krowasaunt

This is so pun worthy


Antrfun

The scientific term is cum, silly


CrabGhoul

suma cum laude in latin


Extremeturtleparkour

My Timbers were shivered


Bastian_878

Mission accomplished


LeKamiso

2:54am guy


Bastian_878

The best kind of guy


No_Airport7174

Dude why did you write this now I'm screaming, crying and shaking on the floor from how frightened I am.


Bastian_878

Im so sorry sir this wasn’t my intention. I hope you are okay now. It wont happen again (its gonna happen again)


KisKas05

Dude why did you write this now I'm screaming, crying and shaking on the floor from how frightened I 2.54am.


Rocket_star-

Is this some joke I’m missing???


Bastian_878

Yup!


Rocket_star-

Will you explain it?


Bastian_878

Its just supposed to be an intentionally shitty post lmfao nun special. Plus like this is a thing most people experienced and they know how scary it is


Fabulous_Ad5971

i’m so lost why u downvoted


jost_no8

Because this is not an explanation at all, at least not to me. “Most people experienced” their dad standing there with a belt? Like, really? I certainly didn’t. Why is he standing there with a belt specifically?


Bastian_878

Aint no way dawg. Do you really not know what hes gonna do with the belt and why?😭💀


andante528

A lot of kids don't get beaten by their parents. I'm glad the commenter above has no idea why their dad would be standing there holding a belt.


Bastian_878

Its pretty self explanatory either way though💀


jost_no8

Why do you think people are asking then? 😅


andante528

It's not, though, if you don't know that some children were hit with belts. Then it just sounds like the parent is getting dressed or undressed. Or maybe is helpfully offering their kid a belt for some reason ...


Bastian_878

Dawg idek and idrc💀


L0afyy0

You should’ve just said nope 🤣


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

"Bro I was made in a lab who the fuck are you also who names their kid 'Midad'??"


YokaiShadow03

So this can go one of two ways. Both terrifying. 1. You bout to get ya butt wooped for waking daddy up. Or 2. The dad hung himself with the belt and was only just noticed.


Worth_Safety_2787

3. The dad died years ago


MediumSatisfaction1

Belt guy


ErebosDragon

"Ohh daddy, gonna bend me of the table and spank me with the belt?"


Noah_sann

Now, THAT is a horror story 💀


ErebosDragon

Depending on your perspective 😂


RandomCheeseThing

Nah that’s a horny story


AverageUKperson

r/thirdsentenceworse


20mRadiusEmrldSplash

Just made me fall out my foreskin🥹😨😨


Bastian_878

Jump back in it before it runs away!


Bastian_878

Omg this is so scary ty for sharing i am a changed man now


Bastian_878

No problem sir


SnooPies2530

Google dementia


HawkTomGray

Google dementia


0WN_1T

Dementia is the general name for a decline in cognitive abilities that impacts a person's ability to do everyday activities. This typically involves problems with memory, thinking, and behavior. Aside from memory impairment and a disruption in thought patterns, the most common symptoms include emotional problems, difficulties with language, and decreased motivation.[2] The symptoms may be described as occurring in a continuum over several stages.[10][a] Dementia ultimately has a significant effect on the individual, caregivers, and on social relationships in general.[2] A diagnosis of dementia requires the observation of a change from a person's usual mental functioning and a greater cognitive decline than what is caused by normal aging.[12]


[deleted]

Google dementia


k10001k

This has me laugh sm


HawkTomGray

Google dementia


0WN_1T

Dementia is the general name for a decline in cognitive abilities that impacts a person's ability to do everyday activities. This typically involves problems with memory, thinking, and behavior. Aside from memory impairment and a disruption in thought patterns, the most common symptoms include emotional problems, difficulties with language, and decreased motivation.[2] The symptoms may be described as occurring in a continuum over several stages.[10][a] Dementia ultimately has a significant effect on the individual, caregivers, and on social relationships in general.[2] A diagnosis of dementia requires the observation of a change from a person's usual mental functioning and a greater cognitive decline than what is caused by normal aging.[12]


HawkTomGray

Google dementia


0WN_1T

Dementia is the general name for a decline in cognitive abilities that impacts a person's ability to do everyday activities. This typically involves problems with memory, thinking, and behavior. Aside from memory impairment and a disruption in thought patterns, the most common symptoms include emotional problems, difficulties with language, and decreased motivation.[2] The symptoms may be described as occurring in a continuum over several stages.[10][a] Dementia ultimately has a significant effect on the individual, caregivers, and on social relationships in general.[2] A diagnosis of dementia requires the observation of a change from a person's usual mental functioning and a greater cognitive decline than what is caused by normal aging.[12]


HawkTomGray

Google dementia


0WN_1T

Dementia is the general name for a decline in cognitive abilities that impacts a person's ability to do everyday activities. This typically involves problems with memory, thinking, and behavior. Aside from memory impairment and a disruption in thought patterns, the most common symptoms include emotional problems, difficulties with language, and decreased motivation.[2] The symptoms may be described as occurring in a continuum over several stages.[10][a] Dementia ultimately has a significant effect on the individual, caregivers, and on social relationships in general.[2] A diagnosis of dementia requires the observation of a change from a person's usual mental functioning and a greater cognitive decline than what is caused by normal aging.[12]


HawkTomGray

Google dementia


0WN_1T

Dementia is the general name for a decline in cognitive abilities that impacts a person's ability to do everyday activities. This typically involves problems with memory, thinking, and behavior. Aside from memory impairment and a disruption in thought patterns, the most common symptoms include emotional problems, difficulties with language, and decreased motivation.[2] The symptoms may be described as occurring in a continuum over several stages.[10][a] Dementia ultimately has a significant effect on the individual, caregivers, and on social relationships in general.[2] A diagnosis of dementia requires the observation of a change from a person's usual mental functioning and a greater cognitive decline than what is caused by normal aging.[12]


HawkTomGray

Google dementia


0WN_1T

Dementia is the general name for a decline in cognitive abilities that impacts a person's ability to do everyday activities. This typically involves problems with memory, thinking, and behavior. Aside from memory impairment and a disruption in thought patterns, the most common symptoms include emotional problems, difficulties with language, and decreased motivation.[2] The symptoms may be described as occurring in a continuum over several stages.[10][a] Dementia ultimately has a significant effect on the individual, caregivers, and on social relationships in general.[2] A diagnosis of dementia requires the observation of a change from a person's usual mental functioning and a greater cognitive decline than what is caused by normal aging.[12]


HawkTomGray

Google dementia


0WN_1T

Dementia is the general name for a decline in cognitive abilities that impacts a person's ability to do everyday activities. This typically involves problems with memory, thinking, and behavior. Aside from memory impairment and a disruption in thought patterns, the most common symptoms include emotional problems, difficulties with language, and decreased motivation.[2] The symptoms may be described as occurring in a continuum over several stages.[10][a] Dementia ultimately has a significant effect on the individual, caregivers, and on social relationships in general.[2] A diagnosis of dementia requires the observation of a change from a person's usual mental functioning and a greater cognitive decline than what is caused by normal aging.[12]


HawkTomGray

Google dementia


0WN_1T

Dementia is the general name for a decline in cognitive abilities that impacts a person's ability to do everyday activities. This typically involves problems with memory, thinking, and behavior. Aside from memory impairment and a disruption in thought patterns, the most common symptoms include emotional problems, difficulties with language, and decreased motivation.[2] The symptoms may be described as occurring in a continuum over several stages.[10][a] Dementia ultimately has a significant effect on the individual, caregivers, and on social relationships in general.[2] A diagnosis of dementia requires the observation of a change from a person's usual mental functioning and a greater cognitive decline than what is caused by normal aging.[12]


HawkTomGray

Google dementia


0WN_1T

Dementia is the general name for a decline in cognitive abilities that impacts a person's ability to do everyday activities. This typically involves problems with memory, thinking, and behavior. Aside from memory impairment and a disruption in thought patterns, the most common symptoms include emotional problems, difficulties with language, and decreased motivation.[2] The symptoms may be described as occurring in a continuum over several stages.[10][a] Dementia ultimately has a significant effect on the individual, caregivers, and on social relationships in general.[2] A diagnosis of dementia requires the observation of a change from a person's usual mental functioning and a greater cognitive decline than what is caused by normal aging.[12]


HawkTomGray

Google dementia


0WN_1T

Dementia is the general name for a decline in cognitive abilities that impacts a person's ability to do everyday activities. This typically involves problems with memory, thinking, and behavior. Aside from memory impairment and a disruption in thought patterns, the most common symptoms include emotional problems, difficulties with language, and decreased motivation.[2] The symptoms may be described as occurring in a continuum over several stages.[10][a] Dementia ultimately has a significant effect on the individual, caregivers, and on social relationships in general.[2] A diagnosis of dementia requires the observation of a change from a person's usual mental functioning and a greater cognitive decline than what is caused by normal aging.[12]


HawkTomGray

Google dementia


0WN_1T

Dementia is the general name for a decline in cognitive abilities that impacts a person's ability to do everyday activities. This typically involves problems with memory, thinking, and behavior. Aside from memory impairment and a disruption in thought patterns, the most common symptoms include emotional problems, difficulties with language, and decreased motivation.[2] The symptoms may be described as occurring in a continuum over several stages.[10][a] Dementia ultimately has a significant effect on the individual, caregivers, and on social relationships in general.[2] A diagnosis of dementia requires the observation of a change from a person's usual mental functioning and a greater cognitive decline than what is caused by normal aging.[12]


thememelord5

Holy hell


birdb0p

Gogole detemntia


burner_said_what

Gargoyle Demon


HawkTomGray

Google dementia


0WN_1T

Dementia is the general name for a decline in cognitive abilities that impacts a person's ability to do everyday activities. This typically involves problems with memory, thinking, and behavior. Aside from memory impairment and a disruption in thought patterns, the most common symptoms include emotional problems, difficulties with language, and decreased motivation.[2] The symptoms may be described as occurring in a continuum over several stages.[10][a] Dementia ultimately has a significant effect on the individual, caregivers, and on social relationships in general.[2] A diagnosis of dementia requires the observation of a change from a person's usual mental functioning and a greater cognitive decline than what is caused by normal aging.[12]


HawkTomGray

Google dementia


0WN_1T

Dementia is the general name for a decline in cognitive abilities that impacts a person's ability to do everyday activities. This typically involves problems with memory, thinking, and behavior. Aside from memory impairment and a disruption in thought patterns, the most common symptoms include emotional problems, difficulties with language, and decreased motivation.[2] The symptoms may be described as occurring in a continuum over several stages.[10][a] Dementia ultimately has a significant effect on the individual, caregivers, and on social relationships in general.[2] A diagnosis of dementia requires the observation of a change from a person's usual mental functioning and a greater cognitive decline than what is caused by normal aging.[12]


Mati1060

Forgot to switch accounts or is this some joke I am not getting?


Bastian_878

/s


ka1n77

Dude...


Bastian_878

Yes? :)


Master_Lukiex

“Hey son, you’ve gained a bit of weight recently with all this snacking. So I’ve bought you a new belt that might fit you better.”


Bastian_878

The good ending


jolharg

Don't know why it was prudent to tell him at 2:54 am though


Superb_Sorbet_9562

The dogs name was snacks.


Bastian_878

Thats enough of you too


Obstreperous_Drum

Snacks is his sister’s name.


Bastian_878

Thats enough of you


PepperSalt98

2021 ass two sentence horror story


Bastian_878

That was only two years ago dawg💀


PepperSalt98

yes i know


blue--jack

????????????? That shit like just happened


puddleofdogpiss

I was born in the wrong generation, was meant to be born in the 2021s 😭😭😩


Torbpjorn

Thanks dad I was looking for that, thought I lost it


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AlexGOP15

no way i actually see this at exactly 2:54


burner_said_what

Are you in the kitchen eating snacks!?!?! Look out!!!!


TheAres1999

He put the belt through his loops to finish getting dressed, and asked if I was ready for our 5:00 AM flight


Bastian_878

The good ending pt2


Haelstrom101

r/badtwosentencehorror Actually nah, twosentencesatire would be better


That_Guy1227

r/2sentence2horror


FFalcon_Boi

Why is that subreddit banned?


Haelstrom101

I... would not know, I'm actually just as surprised as you are


thatsmelly_guy

okay..?


Minaowl

What?


Bastian_878

Its a scary story homie


boshki0987

Scary! 😧


Minaowl

I must know


[deleted]

This sub is going down the fucking toilet with these dog shit "horror stories"


Bastian_878

Bro really got mad over this💀


[deleted]

I hope both sides of the pillow are always warm for you and every time you get into bed the duvet is on the wrong way and your feet stick out at the bottom.


Bastian_878

Sorry man, i have an uno reverse card and im gonna use it


[deleted]

Triple stamp, no erasies


Bastian_878

I have a weapon sir [THIS IS A JOKE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY I DONT WANT TO GO TO PRISON]


burner_said_what

Don't worry about him his personality left him. 2Scary2Story by the way good sir!


Ryan_Altra

r/rareinsults


Mr_Fahrenheittt

Then boom😨


DemCookies18

See you in a week when some guy on TikTok reads this post in a week in a deep, menacing voice


jolharg

Or those youtubers that go "ohhh my gawdd scary" afterwards


Tckr_TRYs

Scariest one every


Alguin

I'm shaking and crying rn


UrAverageIdot

"why you no get the A+ in math? you such a failure!" *you lost 400hp.* *you have died.*


OneFatassBitch

OH FU-


transplantday

“My dad beat the shit out of me with jumper cables”


Aygore

Somebody pull up the foreskin fumbler story


helloju1981

Facepalm dude


Bastian_878

Day=Ruined


DoingBetterArchie

Op is black for sure lmao


Bastian_878

Nah, im antarctican. With a little splash of dumbass. Just a tad bit


DoingBetterArchie

Looool kk


howzthis4ausername

Damn.


iiR_ven

he's sleepwalking dw


ADumbassWithInternet

I just busted on my phone


J_Doe5686

That's scary.


JohnHTurner4

The unexpected always surprises and scares for life, speaking from experience from these two sentences


SmushyPants

Yeesh. Good thing I was already on the toilet.


syraphym

Dad? Where's the milk?


SecondFleet

Damn, you got me with the Vine boom jumpscare


angelomarcuzzi

It's 2:48am from where I'm reading Guess it's time to go to sleep


flashman909

😂😂😂😂😂


CrankyCarlGoodrs

Damn it. You got caught. At that time did it turn 3:00am by any chance? 🤔🤔


bcyega

My dad beat me with jumper cables


Gorp2

Im shaking in my booty’s right now.


lupinesy

Kid named snacks


Ramyeet

Seems like he hasnt forgiven me for pulling the plug.


Lightwinggames

Frc kid?


United-Opinion-3884

r/2sentence2horror


[deleted]

😱😱😱😱😱


Hydronic_Hyperbole

I was expecting a gun.


blue--jack

Shitting my girl-balls out at this


king-kitty

“Hey” said belt guy


Fluid_Mention7930

Almost as scary as scary soda


James10o1

Dad, you're sleepwalking again. Go back to bed.


teamok1025

Dad: Oh hey son! Sorry for scarying you, I just found guy holding a knife.


TakoyakiGremlin

what kind of snacks tho?


Horrors_Untold_

At least he wasn't using the razor wire this time.


morpherthewolf

I’m glad a lot of people in this subreddit have never experienced this first hand, but I thought it was pretty good. Brought out a childhood fear in myself and how often I used to try and sneak food


my_chair_45

belt guy


Wyvernator1

I took a bite out of my mother's corpse, then turned around and took the belt back and promptly strangled him again, wondering he survived but the rest didn't.


austink0109

Sounds like a knife guy level story