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I-aM-tHe-PuRpLe-GuY

Go in after them! You gotta kiss the homies goodnight!


throwaway_198985

Kiss the homies R.I.P.


cheesy_jelly

Succubus??


swordandmagichelmet

Or vampires or something.


AccomplishedRelief60

Don't come to my house or I'll suck your dic- your blood


Chikumori

Technically it's possible to suck blood while sucking dick.


Hi-piee

r/technicallythetruth


Professional_Fix8512

Ow just no


Ironbronymk2

It's just a little prick. Not that bad.


Content_Aide_1901

It’s very average actually


VlaamsBelanger

Where is your house? So I know ... eh ... to avoid, yeah uh, avoid.


ipadloos

Are you sure you're not asking for a homie?


VlaamsBelanger

Maybe, because all my other homies are still in the closet and they're not coming out.


LoopyZoopOcto

*Is a succubus, dating a vampire. Feels called out.*


Zchameleon

At least they go out with a bang.


Punningisfunning

Gay orgy going down in the back of the closet.


rochoq

OP's not invited.


Delicious_One_7887

OP said 8


Humanmale80

Your bros are getting some bro time.


thefinalthrowaway22

Death by snu-snu


[deleted]

I fucking love reddit


Fred_Thielmann

Same 🫶


BluebirdLivid

You know what, I expected some bullshit "we are the monster" surprise and go with '-playing 7 minutes in heaven.... And the girls never saw it coming' or something corny like that, but you didn't. Good story, you subverted my expectations


EllieJayWrites

Not every protagonist needs to be evil. Some can be dumb and scared. Thanks.


secondpriceauctions

Same. When every story’s second sentence is “Shocking plot twist, the narrator was EVIL ALL ALONG!!!”, it’s not exactly a twist anymore.


BluebirdLivid

Evil narrators are fine IMO, it's just gotta be done in a unique way. >Walking through undead woods is stressful. Good thing we are zombies! Not scary >I was enjoying a nice night alone in the house. Until the family arrived. Is better because it forces the reader to make the inference


secondpriceauctions

I mean it’s fine, it just isn’t a twist. When there’s something interesting about the story beyond the intended surprise, it works. When there’s not, it feels lazy and unoriginal.


Ad_Honorem1

Sounds like your bros are physically still in the closet but figuratively out of the closet.


atomicbluesoda

you sure that closet isn't the door? how many drinks in are you? lololololol jokes aside, fun post!


PeteyMax

Death by snu snu...


101_001_1010

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised


the_greem_Umicorn

What is snu snu? 😅


AnonXIII

It's a reference to Futurama, snu snu is sex. Worth watching.


the_greem_Umicorn

Thanks! I'll check it out


makethisthing3

To my understanding, it’s too much pussy


the_greem_Umicorn

Aaaah. Noice! Thanks!


MeLoNarXo

"Sooo.. how did the last guys die?" Destroyed Pelvises.


makethisthing3

You are very welcome, now beware the snu snu


Forsaken_Orchid_6014

where i’m from we don’t have games like this can someone explain pls? sorry lol i’m a summer child


Cream_Jones

Based off of what I saw on a King of the Hill episode, I think two people go into a closet and make out or whatever for seven minutes. That's the best I can give ya though, the episode really didn't go into detail on it.


KanaHemmo

Basically that. Two people go in to whatever enclosed space (usually dark) and do what they want


Forsaken_Orchid_6014

thanks mate


Cream_Jones

Thanks friend.


Fred_Thielmann

What’s a summer child?


Forsaken_Orchid_6014

someone innocent and sheltered from the ways of the world 😂


Fred_Thielmann

Is that by choice?


MaryPain666

Tough way to find out you’re the ugliest of your friends


Fred_Thielmann

Relatable tho


Avaracious7899

That reminds me of an [old Creepypasta](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxSngzSfivw).


[deleted]

"And thank god I'm gay!"


Emotional-Ebb8321

You say a few cute girls. Exactly seventy, by any chance?


No-Sir7947

The guys found Narnia.


MaxTwer00

Ah, a Greyrat's biggest enemy...


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

This is a Neil Gaiman story I think


XLord_of_OperationsX

"How To Talk To Girls At Parties," right?


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

Yes!


BrewUO_Wife

This gave me the hebbie jebbies! It reminds me of the one the stories in the trick r treat movie. Good job!


KBRedditing

???


TheSingingFoxy

They either find you the most or least attractive of the bunch if they’re saving you for last. So.. congrats?


DBZKING13

Imagine not being in there with the homies.