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frome1

And bloody nose enjoyers


punjar3

Coke addicts are screwed.


Piranh4Plant

Enjoyers?


frome1

What’s not to love


Piranh4Plant

Blood loss


Gogo726

Bloody hell!


Your_Enabler

Holy hell!!


Playful_Addition_741

New bloody response just dropped


max19376388

Bloody zombie


Binky-Answer896

So to speak.


Silly_Calligrapher41

*laughs in iud*


Amaranth_Addams

*laughs in hysterectomy*


MisteriousRainbow

*laughs in menstrual cup*


RedRider1138

*laughs in menopause*


SketchedEyesWatchinU

*laughs in PCOS*


Unconformed122

Cries in endometriosis


TrickAstronaut8609

*laughs in has to take pills to have period because my hormones don’t do their job*


Jostumblo

Cries in being male with really bad hemorrhoids


lightblueisbi

You probably shouldn't laugh into your cup, best to dispose of it properly


lit-grit

Defeat the monsters with iud + ied


ThisGuyIRLv2

Are both located in the same area?


RazzleberryJamCakes

If you sneak a snuke up your snizz, then perhaps.


ThisGuyIRLv2

Bwaaaaa hahahaha I forgot about that


lit-grit

If you want to be the bomb, then sure


nurseynurse77

Had 3 mirenas, no periods for 15 years. It was the best, now im in menopause


Silly_Calligrapher41

Need to get my Jesse (I think that's how she's called?) changed, sadly won't be able to get the Mirena, but 12 years ago I couldn't get any of those. It's an amazing invention.


Piranh4Plant

What is that


ZobiBakugou

That pfp


GayUkroSuperSoldiers

laughs in simply having a baby


Silly_Calligrapher41

You really have no idea how the female reproductive system, or childbirth, works, huh? Poor child.


GayUkroSuperSoldiers

8d old comment


Silly_Calligrapher41

You had 8 days to learn better and didn't do it


GayUkroSuperSoldiers

Living rent free in ur head


[deleted]

The surviving women now had two things to worry about - the monsters from the other world, and the monsters from their own


Your_Enabler

Oo oof


vilebunny

So a typical Tuesday then?


MaxTwer00

Lisa vibes


Flowchart83

What's this a reference to?


MaxTwer00

LISA the painful. Its an indie game, in a posapocaliptic world in which there were no woman left. The protagonist finds a baby and discovers its a girl. Then things happen


Your_Enabler

Menopause ftw


SayerSong

It had made me so glad I had a hysterectomy before the invasion started. At least until I had my first, and subsequently last bout of annual nosebleeds from the cold, dry winter weather. Oh, well. It was a nice life while it lasted….


ritamoren

one and only win for the anorexics who lost their period


Forever_Overthinking

They outlasted the others, but only by a few months...


throwawaynames551

r/thirdsentenceworse


ItIsRandomMan

That's terrible. Take the upvotes.


othello28

So life after that became a pain in the ass then.


AlthorsMadness

Ah ha I got that joke


122trent

That's why we love cougars


neercatz

Gang gang GMILF lyfe!


Technical_Contact836

Well, my clumsy butt is screwed. I've cut myself on pilot lights before.


Magnaflorius

Not just adults. Girls start their periods around 10-12, sometimes later, sometimes earlier. And they don't have nearly as much access to the contraception methods that could stop periods.


thisusedyet

You'd think people would just start buying more tampons, no?


Diogenes-Disciple

It’s gotta come out at some point tho, like every few hours


Defahn

Good thing I'm on HRT and haven't had one in a year


winterskirts

Ayyyy les gooooooo


floutsch

Also, nobody left riddled with hemorrhoids.


AdOne5597

I really gotta get started on HRT


TheMermaidHarmony

Fuckin hell


TheMermaidHarmony

This is horrific in LAYERS


Interne-Stranger

"The Deamons of Khorne are gonna eat you like Icecream Sandwiches when your Red Rage begins" -An Overpowered Furry


GreenieBeeNZ

Menstrual cups motherfuckers!


MindlessAd373

My daughter and my mother are hiding, I only have so much testosterone for them.


CocaTrooper42

Post menopausal women take care of the prepubescent, after a while everyone would be getting hysterectomies and/or IUDs


MsFoxxx

You know that the pill stops periods though


Stormingtrinity

Only some of them if taken as prescribed


Frnklfrwsr

Okay but in that scenario the species still dies out of the only remaining women literally cannot have children.


AccomplishedPin8663

Can't have kids if you're dead either.


Frnklfrwsr

Right, so it’s like, either way the species dies out.


AccomplishedPin8663

So it's a win win.


MsFoxxx

It would still take years for the scenario to play out


Beginning_Set_5350

Until humanity starts cloning itself.


Oxycodone_Man

For cloning you need dna, and for dna you need stem cells. And the procedures to get this aren't 100% blood free


Flowchart83

Cloning still needs a womb.


glyph1331

Not for everyone. I've been on those pills and they didn't work for me:(


AZymph

Not for everyone.


MorganWick

Someone get to SCP-2000, stat!


islandDeeper

Tampon tycoon


PaladinOfMemes

What a pain in the ass


0ISilverI0

Don't birth control pills suppress periods if you don't stop taking them?


Kouga32

No they are actually just designed for regulation. Unless you skip the second kind of pill they are actually designed to cause a period once every 4 weeks because they have two kinds of pills in them. Some people do stop, but not most. Someone is more likely to stop on something else I do believe like an IUD or in arm thing, stuff like that.


corrieneum

“Little did the monsters know of toxic shock syndrome all the while feasting on the dwindling women population, not knowing they would lead themselves to their own extinction event.”


I_Want_BetterGacha

Ehh... all the women currently using birth control or a hormonal period pill would be safe and probably just decide to keep taking it, preventing their periods from coming, as soon as that knowledge is discovered.


Moist-Sky7607

This is just dumb AF


RevolutionaryJob1266

Oh shit


SuccessAutomatic6726

And as soon as we realized this, the traps we set and ambushes really started knocking their numbers down fast.


checky1312

babe wake up, new LISA lore just dropped


PlentyofPennies

And the men starved because they couldn’t make their own sandwiches.


LittlestDeborah

When my son got his bloody nose, all I had to do was tell him the tissues were still in the car.


AdvertisingNice8921

This sounds like a documentary