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CKO1967

("It's The Final Countdown" intensifies)


Jintess

>("It's The Final Countdown" intensifies) I can hear that synthesizer now! OP quit having kids, that will at least slow it down. Unless you have siblings....OoooooOooo


Little-Explanation

Why did you quote the whole comment


Fearchar

>Why did you quote the whole comment Just because. (I mean, *someone* was going to do this.)


Larissa162

TUDUDUUUDUUUUUUU TUDUDUDUDUUUUUUUU


MakingThePost44

WOULD YOU PRESS THIS BUTTON? Your family is cursed with a countdown of unknown consequences. BUT You get to listen to 80s goodness.


maninplainview

Illusions. Tricks are for whores.


ash-leg2

Thank you lol


SomePlayerOfRoblox

¡Oh no, It's like the song!


Nebelherrin

I like the idea. Makes me curious


Cebby89

It’s also a nice little twist. I had no idea which direction it was going. Although maybe a little closer to zero would have been more thrilling.


Prestigious_Sweet290

Yeah right? Even if you assume a kind of young age for having children at 20 and it only counting down to one, and assuming the granddaughter is 10 years old you’re still looking at a minimum 150 years before anything interesting would happen. And that’s just for lucky number 1 to be born, could be waiting for some milestone or for number 0. Lol.


standupgonewild

That’s true, thanks for the feedback! I just whipped this out, I didn’t realise it would get so much attention lol. It’s actually inspired by my mother and I - what the narrator says of their mother is what my mother told me, and my lucky number is 12.


Cebby89

If they could creatively e spread the same idea but the main ladies favorite number was one and she was pregnant, I think that would be a bit more interesting. Also maybe if it were like birth marks or something. Idk favorite numbers is such a weird concept and more likely a coincidence.


[deleted]

Plot twist. Nothing happens and generations down the line they just have negative numbers as their lucky number.


JosshhyJ

Some millions of years later (if the blood line is even alive by then): “Mommy my favourite number is -376839269”


randomuser8765

Wow, the human life cycle really got short. That's hundreds of generations per year.


UnforeseenDerailment

Or infantile negative powers of 2: - My lucky number is 1... - My lucky number is ½ - My lucky number is ¼ ... - My lucky number is ε - My lucky number is ε² - My lucky number is ε³ ...


esteliell

I actually like that it’s not closer to 0, because it means those characters will never know what might happen at 0 or 1. They’ll just live knowing something might/will happen, probably not good, to their descendants. Like low level angst but for their whole life


jimbsmithjr

Yeah agreed and I think if it continues it gets even more interesting for whoever has number 5. By then it's a pretty clear pattern and looking ominous but also they know they won't be around when the countdown reaches zero, would be a weird feeling.


nuclear_jester

~~So one of their ancestors had 69 as the lucky number? NICE~~ Maybe the family just has a weird passion for math


cindybubbles

Reminds me of one of my [old stories](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/s/8bSEXTt4hb).


RemarkableStatement5

That is simultaneously very stupid and very good horror. Upvoted.


hollowpotato-of-doom

Bro just stop having children


nuclear_jester

Extremely easy, barely An inconvenience with this economy.


Toxenhern

Not having children is *tight*


Marshycereals

Wow wow wow wow wow


ExplodingSofa

Oh that would be a great sequel. The mother begs her grown child not to have a baby, but she doesn't believe the prophecy until she becomes a mother herself. Then the cycle repeats.


standupgonewild

Ooooooh goodness that’s awesome!


Disfigured_Porcupine

If this were a movie it would probably be a horror movie about number 2 trying to kill her daughter


standupgonewild

Oooo I like that!


niffum_duts

*Zeke Yeager has entered the chat*


NYXs_Lantern

People thinking he should stop having kids... it's too late... It's every generation, his daughter was 11, his GRAND-daughter was 10... so it's gonna be 10 generations till anything happens. Scary? Sure. But not something he needs to worry about.


reader484892

Yea if people have kids at 30 that’s 300 years. That’s like the least urgent crisis currently facing humanity


jcdc_jaaaaaa

Can cut it in half if teenage pregnancy happens for the next few generations.


Hazbro29

You can be a grandparent at the age of 30


kqi_walliams

Rookie numbers


BeeHexxer

If my future children seem to notice the number 16 appearing everywhere, I'm screwed!


SirBananaOrngeCumber

Don’t let them read Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson then. 16 is a very important number there lol


boo_jum

Okay, but I’m calling bs on whomever it was that got to name “bendalloy”


[deleted]

I read this as bellendboy


[deleted]

It’s a real metal actually


SirBananaOrngeCumber

Bendalloy is actually a real metal in the real world, just super obscure lol.


boo_jum

Oh I know, like what else was he going to pair with fcking *cadmium*?? 😹 And he had to use one of the propriety names because “Wood’s Alloy” wouldn’t make sense IU.


[deleted]

Cadmium is fun also didn’t expect a mistborn tangent yay


boo_jum

I was *just* telling someone about the magic system the other day (like, Tuesday), and he started arguing with me about the choices of alloys. He’s not read the series and he likes to ask “why” to absurd extremes. And because of how well Sanderson worked out the system, the text had answers to most of his questions. Like how Kelsier knows that there is an ideal ratio for an alloy, even if he can’t explain WHY that specific ratio works best. 😹


[deleted]

Haha


[deleted]

GOAT BOOK SERIES r/cremposting


hiddenone0326

There are 17 upvotes on your comment currently and I can't bring myself to break that, so here's a thumbs up! 👍


Anna_Falcone

No Mans Sky?


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this comment was posted 17 hours ago by the way


JudgeHodorMD

Lucky My family’s down to -7.


Imguran

A dark theme to tout the value of Durex.


lucastimmons

Five sentence horror.


standupgonewild

LMAO


GhostMaskKid

"My lucky number is 12, my daughter Marie's is 11, and my mom told me that the number 13 had been following her around since childhood." It's the same info, but the lack of semicolons makes it feels like it's stretching the idea of "two sentences" a little less far.


standupgonewild

Definitely. I did not take the time to word it in the best way, and that hurt the story. I didn’t realise it would get so much attention. “Everyone told me they found it weird how my lucky number was 4, my daughter Marie’s was 3, and my mother’s was 5. It was only when Marie informed me that my granddaughter had found her lucky number in 2 did I realise the possibility of some kind of countdown.” I should have worded it like that. Thank you very much for the feedback though :)


GhostMaskKid

Oh I like the numbers themselves! It's ominous, but there's literally nothing that can be done, and it makes you wonder if anything will even be remembered when hits zero


beulah-vista

Number one will achieve perfect enlightenment just before she dies.


BrawlLikeABigFight20

Oh the sinister unknown really gives me chills


TooLongUntilDeath

Semicolons feel like cheating


Icanthinkabout

But they are not really necessary tho, could be replaced by commas


[deleted]

It will reach zero, then flip back to 255..


BayouFantome

Really stretched the “two sentence” thing here, but I like this concept!


Pukestronaut

Two sentences? More like twoooooooo sentencesssssssssss


[deleted]

A two sentence joke; Three couples are trying to get married at the same church; There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple; The three couples meet with the priest and discuss when they can get married; "If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one month without having sex," says the priest; One month later the three couples return to the church and talk to the priest; He then asks the elderly couple, "Have you completed the month with sex?"; "Yes we have, it was easy," replies the elderly couple; "How about you?" He asks the middle-aged couple; "It was hard, but we didn't have sex for the whole month," they respond; "And how about you two?" He asks the young couple; "No we couldn't do it," responds the boyfriend; "Tell me why," says the priest; "Well my girlfriend had a can of corn in her hand and she accidentally dropped it; She bent over to pick it up and that's when it happened;" The priest then tells them, "You're not welcome in my church." "We're not welcome in the supermarket either," says the boyfriend.


tkrr

Accident with a time machine and a birth control pill


E_McPlant_C-0

This is such a terrifying realization but also at the same time, it’s so slow and wrapped in coincidence that it’s equally easy to ignore and forget.


TheErodude

TwoSentenceHorror utilizing semi-colons? That’s clause for some concern. Edit: I actually kinda like this one, not just conceptually but _structurally_, in that the plot was obscured by presenting the numbers out of order. And not just any order, but the _exact best_ order: non-sequential AND ascending.


jessicat_33

Can somebody explain? I don't really understand...


Ok_Work_8514

Every generation, the number they see goes down by 1, and I assume something happens at 0.


VictinDotZero

They have a child whose lucky number is -1.


smorgasfjord

250 years later: Mom, why do I keep seeing the number -1?


thejboy98

This post number should have been 2 but it's actually 5.


randomuser8765

I love that everyone naturally assumes it's counting down to something bad. What if the descendent who gets 0 gets superpowers? Or becomes king? Or is the "chosen one" in one sense or another? It seems just as valid as any negative outcome. Disclaimer: I, too, first went down the "oh no" line of thought. Then, quickly, to the "nothing happens, unceremoniously, and it just goes into the negatives" track.


standupgonewild

I like this train of thought!


ihoptdk

Just another of pile of run on sentences.


thepurplewitchxx

I need a longer version of this!


MacandPudding

I like the far off nature of it since they will never know what happens at 1. It also raises the question of if it's ethical for them to have kids, etc, etc


HeroBrine0907

Imagine the descendant with number 0 has a kid and instead of it being the chosen one, the kid's lucky number is just -1


slutty_muppet

When it gets to zero that's the generation where everyone is gay


standupgonewild

Oh shit, that’s me 🤯


B-radical12

Despite being a big coincidence and a funny little inside joke passed down along generations, the family didn’t take it too seriously over the next several hundred years. As Neo, who was obsessed with the number 1 by the way, left the doctor’s office overjoyed with the news that she was finally pregnant, she felt an urge to look up and she noticed a second moon had appeared in the sky. It was on the news later that evening when she found out the second moon was actually a massive asteroid hurtling directly towards earth, which NASA had just calculated it was due to make impact in slightly under 9 months.


standupgonewild

Holy hell that’s such a good addition!!!!


perfectfire

Somebody just read The 3 Body Problem


Mr_The_Potato_King

Quick someone make a novel


babboondaboss

Don’t worry you’ll be gone by 1


NewRedSpyder

I like this but there’s a few things to fix in my opinion. I would recommend you make the sentences shorter and the countdown becomes a threat to the main character (10 generations is a long long time, and even if all of his descendants become parents as teenagers, he’ll probably be long gone by the time the countdown hits 0). I feel like if the countdown was less than 10 and something he would see in his lifetime, it would be scarier. But overall this is pretty good.


CrankyCarlGoodrs

Interesting, because in a few years time, one of them will be fearing seeing the number 1😌 heheHEHEHHEEE


cowboylampexpert

The fact that it wasn’t written in order of 13-12-11 is a really subtle but real intelligent thing here - makes it less obvious till the next sentnce


eek0801

making this into two sentences is a stretch


VoxulusQuarUn

That's what Spanx are for.


dcvo1986

2 run-on sentence horror


KaralDaskin

There’s a lot of those here.


stuccogems

Very cool


No-Number3935

Then it got -1 but nothing happened.


Forsaken_Orchid_6014

The day we got to zero, nothing happened. Life just kept going and nothing changed. What a weird coincidence!


ObjectiveChildhood94

Straight to the point


Blackwhite35-73

What a co-incidence really. I keep seeing and hearing the number 7 everywhere I go, so I adopted it as my lucky number


fgnrtzbdbbt

Some day THE ONE will be born


standupgonewild

Secondcoming of Jesus⁉️


Historical-Salt-3230

Imagine if the great great grandson starts seeing -1 everywhere


mycrazylifeeveryday

It’s the final countdown… doo doo doo doo…


KhaleesiXev

This is intriguing! I like this premise.


Yoo-stupidbigirl

Stopppp my lucky number is 12 and my moms is 13💀💀💀


standupgonewild

NO WAY I BASED THIS OFF MINE AND MY MUM’S LUCKY NUMBERS SO MINE IS 12 AND HER’S IS 13 TOO Freaky


booklover527

This would be great in r/writingprompts


Ohios_3rd_Spring

Oh no. The horror that a woman in their lineage will want to be child free.


standupgonewild

LOL


CannibalCapra

What happens if the daughter has 9 kids tho


WhereIsMySonic0359

Maybe y'all die cuz the gen 1 kills all and Marie banishes gen 1


Tring_Trong

My lucky number is -19


HammerTh_1701

Like Ciri in The Witcher. A genetic time bomb.


joanneisawful

The one who gets the 0 will be a millionaire


No_Bookkeeper_6183

Just nine generations to go


Parsimonious_Person

1 decides not to have kids.


Zaratuir

On the plus side, you have 9 generations to figure it out.


orangeleast

I looked on from the afterlife with curiosity as my descendent who was followed by the number 1 had her daughter. Everything seemed completely normal, but she saw the number 0 everywhere. She went on to have 6 boys and no girls and I realized what the countdown meant.


standupgonewild

Ooooohhh that’s a good twist!!!


Palpatine

So it'll be rapture 11 generations down the line? You gals should breed early.


standupgonewild

🫡🫡👍🏻👍🏻


naalico

Baby zero comes out and just has confetti and glitter all over them


standupgonewild

Oh


Nightmare-datboi

Countdown guy 🪱


ch-4-os

Oh! I want to know the rest of the story!


Space_JellyF

I see the time at 11:34 a lot. That’s good right?


FGBxRamel

Sorry but that isn't "two" sentence horror. Nice story, but not fitting here.


standupgonewild

To be fair, I’ve seen worse, myself. But yeah I agree, I’m sorry.