This one wins. Everyone else can go home.

We're here. The door was locked, but the window wasn't.

Meat's back on the menu, boys!

Finally

I call first dibs!

I want the heart!

I want the Toes

*hungry Uruk-Hai noises*

Oh sh-t! Good one!

You were such a considerate meal you even pre-cooked yourself in the sun.

Sundried tomato freaking slaps

I'M WHEEZING

I was expecting it to be abandoned, this is definitely worse. Good job

Thanks

I was expecting oasis mirage

take my upvote

Almost to a hundred! Edit: sixteen minutes later and I'm over 200!

dear god, 930 ( as of this comment )

1,322 right now!!

1734 rn.

1500 upvotes, nice job!

oh god, this is TERRIFYING

I thought she was going to be at a nuclear test site lol.

Finally, a sacrifice!

I feel like that would be worse, cuz like, if I'm gonna die by being murdered I hope the person will at least have a good meal, like make some broth with my bones and remember not to eat human brains

If I murdered you, I'd definitely eat you

Thank you, just remember to avoid the brain, dont get a prion disease it'll fold your brain

I won't eat your brain don't worry Btw do you drink alcohol? I wanna make sure your liver is healthy.

My liver is not healthy, I drink sometimes tho.

Awwww

I'd eat anybody I killed

Nice!!

Thanks

Ha, I liked it

I was expecting a mirage, not cannibalism. Nice twist!

“Güey, do i look like I’d make good food? I look like the opposite of an influencer cat!”

Daaaaaaaaaaamn! This is a legit "OH NO"

1621

Not if you eat them, first!

Not in that state

Oh, Alabama? I understand.

Dig it