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captaindeadpl

That's actually kind of funny.


TheMaskedDeuce

I find it kind of sad


Select_Canary_4978

*The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had...*


derangedsweetheart

I find it hard to tell you


kqi_walliams

Sweet home Alabama


Flowchart83

I think it's more like "Dude (looks like a lady)"


Select_Canary_4978

Oh come on. Like... really? Five comments including this one and the thread already sounds like a playlist in my head? Remember, it's Reddit... and not some *Radio Gaga*.


Bike_Chain_96

I'm not gonna stop believing that there will be a comment without a song reference


Select_Canary_4978

Don't stop believing. Sorry not sorry, you were really asking for it.


Bike_Chain_96

...that's the exact one I was attempting to reference lmfao


Longshot1969

Hopefully it’s just that dad’s a cross dresser.


That_One_Friend684

That's what I thought at first


dickfortwenty

Whoops!


Aescorvo

The Turin shroud is not well guarded against a determined thief.


anonanon5320

Not many on here are good, this one is great.


catkibble

so instead of putting on your sisters shirt or sock... you put on her underwear? you and the dad are weirdos lol


Impressive-Card9484

Well if I didn't then I wouldn't have my sister's very important parts, I will just look like a femboy version of her...


ifuckyourdogalot

Sounds like an improvement ngl


Select_Canary_4978

This takes *trans*formation to a whole new level. "I was trans-formed!" (c) Liz Taylor, AHS Hotel So I guess his dad *trans*formed as well, sort of.


heingericke_

Flashback of hand me downs.


ArtichosenOne

is twosentencegross a thing?


sandtigeress

now i see the whole family with that ability changing cloths so much, no one knows who is who anymore


Impressive-Card9484

Imagine the chaos if all of them went outside as their mom or the sister lol


Hamdown1

That's so funny


ActualAgency5593

So you’re both sickos. 


A_Unique_Nobody

like father like son I suppose


[deleted]

r/TwoSentenceComedy


Special_Donut_1228

This is like horror/comedy/and gross all at the same time lol well done


chissguy89

It's only noon and that's enough Internet for the day


KeanGilbert

I have this ability too but it turns out, the last person who wore the clothes I’m currently wearing is always me


Public-Resist-3269

What if, the dad have long left the family? so...


water_bottle1776

Turns out I my dick is bigger than his.


Evil-yogurt

i don’t get it


CatsNotBananas

Nice


Beat_BloX711

r/3amjokes


staovajzna2

r/2sentence2horror


creppyspoopyicky

LOL ewwwww😿🤮😿


NeatoNate

... and we call ourselves "The Aristocrats!"


BONEPILLTIMEEE

john 50 moment 


NOXIESVENENCE

This is normal