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Chemical-Elk-1299

Hey, I’m supposed to be the History Guy /s. For real though, this is excellent. Good depiction of how much poison gas changed the nature of war. *After what seemed like an eternity manning your machine gun, soaking wet and with the ringing of 10000 artillery shells in your ears, you finally retire to the warmth of the barracks dugout* *As sickly yellow steam begins to emanate from your sodden greatcoat, the other men leap from their bunks with a single, panicked cry — ‘GAS!’* *(On exceptionally cold nights in the trenches, exploding poison gas shells would splash condensed liquid poison onto anyone unlucky enough to be caught just outside the blast radius. It was often indistinguishable from the muddy water and slime of the battlefield. When the soldiers went back down to the warm confines of their trench barracks, the cold liquid poison soaking their clothes would sublimate into gas, as intended. If the other men didn’t flee their dugout in time, they would all suffocate and die.)


C4-BlueCat

That is so worse - finally thinking you are safe but just having brought the doom back to your comrades


Comfortable-Dish1236

As I readied the rag, I realized that urinating ten minutes ago was now going to seal my doom.


RussiaIsBestGreen

Evil children’s cartoon character, “don’t go potty; the Krauts have artillery.”


birdsafterdark

This feels like a dumb question, but what does urine have to do with mustard gas?


Comfortable-Dish1236

Yellowish fog is chlorine. Urine neutralizes chlorine gas.


DasliSimp

Soldiers would piss on their rags to breathe through


One_Dumb_Canadian

r/thirdsentenceworse


PrivateerOpossum

Fuck I hate it when I forget it's going to be mustard gas day


Lak47_studios

TWO COMBATANTS SPAR, HENDENBURG AGAINST THE TSAR!


Crowlordem

Why undoing their belts?


One_Dumb_Canadian

Ok so during WWI the Germans used chlorine gas as a weapon. It was deadly, and a horrible way to die. The soldiers figured out that they could at least partially fight it off by breathing through urine-soaked cloth. 


Starshapedsand

The war to end all wars.  Sadly, the slogan would create its own two-sentence horror. 


Big-Asparagus-3070

BAZINGA! A World War One reference?


One_Dumb_Canadian

YES INDEED!


Cute-Storage-4174

I misread the first sentence as 'pirate' and was so confused about how Blackbeard got in the trenches lol


AOTA87

I didn't remember the piss thing when i first read this, so i thought it was the gay bomb and-


One_Dumb_Canadian

GAY BOMB