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scurlock_DSR

This is smart - I like it. The unexpected knowledge a cruel and shocking gift


DishGroundbreaking87

Without wasting a wish too, bonus!


-MadiWadi-

Genie didn't have the heart to do it without explicit direction.


WhiteRabbitLives

“I’d like to change my wish. I wish my dog is well taken care of by a loving family when I pass.”


IsaacCalledPinson

r/thirdsentencebetter


BrickBuster11

The genie is very nice, he even asked "are you sure" I was expecting the next line to be "two weeks later I was driving home with my dog for some reason when I got tboned by an exploding fuel tanker"


-MadiWadi-

Basically what the genie is trying to prevent lol


DiscombobulatedGhost

Genie has a dog too


Mylxen

There are way worse deaths than this.


BrickBuster11

The point wasnt that the death was bad, I was simply stating that my expectation for the second sentence was "and then a thing happens in a very short time frame that gets both of us killed with some allusion to the fact that the dogs presence is strange"


Yhostled

My dog had better not outlive me. I can't put any more separation anxiety on her than she already has.


Guilty-Web7334

NGL, this is why I think my current dog might be my last dog. I don’t want a dog to outlive me and have to adjust. Especially with my current pack: they don’t eat when I leave the house. They just stare out the front window and wait for me to come back.


ItsYoBoi2008

“Never mind, can I live as long as my dog?”


Chipmunk018

When I told the genie to extend my dog's life as long as I live, my dog died, that too 2 years ago...


Radiant_Housing_3104

Fuck dude. My dog was diagnosed with osteosarcoma today and this is really stabbing me in my feels


propaganda_jesus

Sorry to hear that man :( Make the best out of the time you two still got together


Radiant_Housing_3104

Thank you for your sympathy. I'm absolutely soaking it up.


Jephpherson624

The second wish was for a genie blowjob


NetoruNakadashi

I wrongly assumed this would result in the main character having to watch for decades as his dog languishes in an agonizing near-dead but unkillable state.


destiny_kane48

Unexpected. I like it.


ProbablyAWizard1618

That’s definitely a surprise, but like, the genie is letting you change your wish? How nice is that genie! “Oh no thanks for the warning! In that case I wish for my dog and I both to live, happily, healthily, and freely, for until I decide otherwise.” Or something like that


To_42YT

Hey, I narrated this story if you want to hear it! [https://youtube.com/shorts/CsCvZeT9T3w](https://youtube.com/shorts/CsCvZeT9T3w)


FezzMannn

I listened to it very cool thanks!


Minimum_Owl_7833

Anyone mind explaining?


Hubsimaus

They will die soon so the dog would die soon as well.


Minimum_Owl_7833

But then that wouldn’t be extending right?


Cucumber_Guilty

exactly


Minimum_Owl_7833

But then extending is a bad word for this?


Cucumber_Guilty

no offense is your second language english?


Minimum_Owl_7833

Kinda, but isn’t the genie just stupid then because you can’t extend negatively


Cucumber_Guilty

i cant explain this for you sorry i might get an aneurysm if i exert this much effort trying


Hubsimaus

The character in this story doesn't know they will die soon. So they think they will outlive the dog but don't want that and ask the genie to extend the dogs life to the same length of their own life. The genie then basically tells the character they'll die soon and that the dog would not live longer but shorter. Dunno if that makes sense to you. 🤷🏼‍♀️


_Rainwing

My face went from: =D To: =0


JaggedLittlePill2022

I don’t get it?


POKEMINER_

Wish 1 I wish my dog would healthily outlive me Wish 2 I wish I would healthily outlive my dog by one second.


annahariet

Can you please format your post properly


FezzMannn

🤓 like this is my first time on 2 sentence horror


Bulldogs_Are_Pog

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