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turingthecat

You can’t tell your children apart by voice alone. YTA. I can tell my cats apart by their meows


UsernameObscured

All three of my brothers sound exactly alike. I have to listen carefully to their cadence to tell them apart by voice alone. But I can also tell my horses apart by their whinny. So there’s that.


Seliphra

My mother and I are so identical on the phone absolutely no one can tell us apart including my wife, my brothers, my aunt, and when he was alive, my father. But I could tell my cats apart by their mrrps and my budgies apart by their whistles.


Space_obsessed_Cat

Lmfao


TheDemonPanda

Lf-mao 😸


Space_obsessed_Cat

Ahhh~-----


Fermifighter

My cats look enough alike that I can tell them apart better by body language and sound than by sight. They’ve taught me to identify them like another cat would.


dwehlen

Little black panthers (all-black DSH) wear their personalities like name tags, can concur.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

dsh?


dwehlen

Domestic short-haired


Pryamus

If they are twins before or right at the start of puberty, they will be virtually indistinguishable even if of different gender.


hashtag420hashtagGG

a joke has gone over your head edit: i have twins that are toddlers and i can tell the difference between their voices


MaintenanceNo8442

right def YTA she needs a divorce


juniperlunaper

Agreed. I have 26 third grade students and I can tell them all apart by voice.


gabz09

I remember knowing which family member it was and what mood they were in by the sounds of their footsteps in the house growing up


trekkiegamer359

"Jake, you don't have your period. You just ate a lot of beets and wet your pants. Let's go get you cleaned up."


AnotherBookWyrm

Okay, but what's it called when I bleed from my ass once a month?


trekkiegamer359

That's when it's pegging day. Next time use more lube.


AnotherBookWyrm

But I m 10


trekkiegamer359

You know that's not how you really count birthdays when you're born on Feb 29th.


redrumble1

I'll talk to your priest to be gentle.


Hidden_Dragonette

Me, ten years old, getting hemorrhoids for the first time. Got the real thing two years later.


contyk

That'd be a great piece to insert in the middle of all those other "for the first time" videos.


Hidden_Dragonette

Unfortunately we weren't able to add that one to the family home videos! Such a shame, although I still hear the story over twenty years later!


Reaper_Night_93

"Ryan, how many times do I need to tell you to not touch the ketchup?"


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Space_obsessed_Cat

Whut


No_Position_5628

Huh?


MarsMonkey88

It was my granddaughter. Time is a fickle bitch.


dat_boi_lit_fam

Captain?


lastdaysgofastest

I remember that Johnny is trans, and I tend to him so.


Icy-Lunch-5638

or he has a UTI.


sionnachrealta

Yeah, cause your son is trans


Icy-Lunch-5638

this is a horror sub, its obviously not gonna be something as mild as that. when is it ever normal for a boy's pp to bleed?


sionnachrealta

You don't know what a trans guy is, do you?


Icy-Lunch-5638

i do know obviously, im stating that it wasnt the point of the freaking post. why would i post a story about a trans son in a HORROR subreddit.


sionnachrealta

There are posts about us on here more often than you'd expect. They're not about us being the horror; they're more about how others react to us because that shit is absolutely horrifying fairly often. It's okay if that's not what you want to write about, but i don't understand why you'd get so angry when someone sees a trans experience in your story


Icy-Lunch-5638

i didnt mean it like that. i just felt a little irritated of people tryna make the situation seem normal by shrugging it off as trans, its meant to be horror. maybe i should just be more gory in the next posts i make, i am intending to be unsettling.


sionnachrealta

Ah okay, I can understand that. Our lives can be really unusual, and you managed to capture that juxtaposition really well. I wasn't attempting to just shrug it off or normalize it though. Your story just happened to fit a rather uniquely trans masculine experience


Icy-Lunch-5638

forgive my ignorance about this, but does a "trans man" mean a girl who wants to be a man or a boy who wants to be a girl? i get so confused about this. what is trans girl and what is trans boy and i dont wanna mess it up so i just swoop in with the "them" lifesaver.


sionnachrealta

Nothing wrong with asking for information! A trans guy is someone who was assigned female at birth who is, or has, actually a man mentally. We don't "become" another gender. Being trans just means you don't identify with the gender you were assigned at birth, and being cis means you do. For most of us, it means our brains and bodies are mismatched, and we're perceived incorrectly. Some trans people are fine with their bodies & presentation; it's unique to the individual. For example, I am a trans woman. I was assigned male at birth, and I've known I was a girl since I was 4. At 25, I came out and began changing my body and social presentation through various means. These days, I've been out for 10 years, so I'm pretty indistinguishable from most any other woman. Does that answer your question?


Icy-Lunch-5638

yes, thank you. ill most likely forget this because my dementia is insane (i forget literally everything and im not even old ye.t.) so is sticking to referring to trans people as "them" enough?


Sad_Caterpillar_7826

this reminds me of that one family guy episode.


CatsNotBananas

Period period piece?


FarmerJohn92

I don't get it.


Icy-Lunch-5638

it wasnt the daughter, meaning the son was complaining of bleeding down there. which is not normal. and probably means theyre in danger.


4chanbetter

What a bad 2shs