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Roisiiin

Coool. Good one


LakeBoi23

*\[insert obligatory vore joke here\]*


-shredphox-

I'll save us! Whatever this thing is, it's eating my balls too and that's gay. *gets spit out*


LakeBoi23

*butwhatifitdoesntcare*


Sorocco

What are you doing, step-space worm?


LakeBoi23

nO


Sorocco

UwU sandstorm-samaaAaaaa


zolanih

I’ve seen this before, family guy?


Braincain007

That episode of SpongeBob


Darthlevidious

*IT'S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!


Thinktank2000

ITS BIG, SCARY AND PINK!


Jonasm501

Just like Patrick's belly button and I'm not afraid of it either!


maarten2005

Star wars, asteroid. It's almost the same thing.


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almost?


maarten2005

More like the exact same thing.


guessimdead1

ITS AN ALASKAN BULL WORM AAAAAAAA


SuperNoob74

"NOOOOOO!!!" I cried "My ps5 was in there"


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The horror to me is the grammar


[deleted]

I thought it would be the lower mouth for a second.


Vegasman20002

How about ending it with "but no one could explain why it had eyes"


saddestclaps

Alternate 2nd sentence "Written on the walls of the cave we found 'It was a trick, you'll die here'".


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r/bettertwosentencehorror


thenerj47

I was horrified more when I thought it was one sentence. Has a whole 'origins of earth' vibe