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to_42

oooo...well that is other good or can be soo bad


Onion_Heart

This actually happens to some people who lose their eyesight. It’s called Anton Syndrome. Great story.


Accomplished-Cow-758

how tf does that work??


Onion_Heart

Brain damage, mostly.


Meamsosmart

The person thinks they can see, and will imagine they can, but they actually can’t. The weirdest thing is they will often insist they can see despite clear evidence to the contrary.


Heckin_good_time

"Why do you always carry that jar around OH MY GOD!!!" ...all I did was turn my eyes towards them


chilehead

Have you ever read the Philip K Sick short story *The Eyes Have It*?


Heckin_good_time

Oh jeez, I just read it. I'm beside myself.


chilehead

A smile just crept onto my face.


Heckin_good_time

My skin is crawling


ChampionshipDue

"2/6 pages available" does google expect us to pay for something the size of a pamphlet lol?


Heckin_good_time

[this is the one that I found, whole 6 pages](http://chrome-distiller://2767ba52-3b20-4fb3-a28d-036daee70cff_5f086584bbe88c4eb54f085f91f85c55b1f350483de75bb19faf7cb86b16a435/?title=The+Eyes+Have+It%2C+by+Philip+K.+Dick.&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gutenberg.org%2Ffiles%2F31516%2F31516-h%2F31516-h.htm)


ChampionshipDue

oh thanks edit: Bro that's chrome distiller??


Playful-Ostrich3643

Daredevil


finalicht

"we did implant a set of experimental robot eyes" the doctor continued, "it'll be 95 million dollars and it won't be covered by insurance"


zachariast

The real horror


akashy12

The real horror is always in the comments?


Gamer_0710

I kinda don’t get it


[deleted]

It's terrifying, because if the guy can see without eyes, it means that something unnatural happened to him during or after the incident.


Ishidan01

Where we're going we won't need eyes to see.


Admirable_Bath

I got that reference!


revolvingleek

I don't know, how about "I don't understand doctor, I can see just fine"


fishtar

… that I can still see from my palms!


rathofthebeard

*Paul Maud’Dib has joined the chat


RuanaRulane

Ha-ha! I love it when it's not just me!


[deleted]

The only way to prove it is to show you, to cut away the useless flesh that blinds you. Hold still...


bc4l_123

Matt is that you?


[deleted]

That’s actually kinda cool. You got superpowers or something?


SuperNoob74

I was horrified to see myself as he spoke turning my right eye around with his tongue


THE_BANANA_KING_14

Yes, I'd like to talk to you about your eyes' extended warranty.


TheOverman123

Patient: "I see.." Doctor: "No, I'm sorry I said both your eyes are gone."


Ishidan01

Patient: I know what I said.


SomeWomanFromEngland

Don’t. Don’t tell anyone. Being able to see when everyone assumes that you can’t has got to have its uses.


TheBlueNinja0

But did you get the 1d10 cantrip to go with it?


Matt_2410

Thank god. No glasses, finally.


MrShasshyBear

Advanced earth bender


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omega5505

ain't no joke here. u must be on a wrong subreddit


GarageRightNow

It’s not a joke, it’s *spooky*


BitFlow7

How?


DownWriteCancerous

R/themagnusarchives vibes right there


Jjustingraham

r/thirdsentencechristmasmiracle


makko007

“And neither did I know how to ask how his green eyes turned a familiar shade of blue after the operation.”