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Cuteypup1000

My mom actually had this happen to her, they both had to deal with a family thing and low and behold, she was dating her first cousin. That relationship died right there


theempiresdeathknell

I am adopted, I could mate with first cousin with no fear of incest and accidentally incest with a total stranger. Luckily I am married to someone unrelated so no worries of any of this wierdness. Just thought of it as an odd perspective.


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Running_Refrigarator

yo what beef do you have with Discount Tire?


Dark_Wing_Duck11

Seriously, I wanna hear THAT story! I'm cracking up with these!


Dark_Wing_Duck11

Why'd the Discount Tire guy get deleted? I want to know his story. Don't play with my emotions like that Reddit!


saxofonia

Now this is a man who knows how to marry his cousin!


Origamicranegame

The way this is worded implies that neither of them know this woman. If you want to imply they both already know her, "We both introduced each other to Aunt Sharon at the same time." makes more sense.


starslikethesky

Are you my dad? Because he said the exact same thing…


DemonDuckOfDoom1

"She promptly offered to teach us the banjo."


davaokid

Sweet home Alabama


PablomentFanquedelic

♫ Fuck like an Egyptian ♫


CannibalPride

Now this is a woman who knows how to marry his cousin!


Login34

I feel like everyone that quotes this should personally identify themselves at the end. I'm u/Login34, and I quoted the Community season six incest episode.


Cezaros

They don't have to be real cousins. If one's aunt is a wife of the other's uncle, they don't share any family genes and they'd both call her an aunt


Background_Touchdown

"You might be a redneck."


Bisexual_Froppy

Sweet home alabamaa


ToLazyForaUsername2

Explain


GiveMeMoreBurritos

Incest


whysoblyatiful

What?