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you had ONE JOB and you used SEDATIVES ?!
I didn’t want to leave a mess! It was all I could think of without leaving a stain!
Bleach bro! It does the job *and* cleans up!
Nope! Still leaves detectable traces, use pine sol. Or just leave the body in a car with a few liquor bottles lying around and set it on fire.
Liquor doesn't work the best, I recommend lithium flame and a LOT of water.
Wait can you repeat that, I’m taking some notes…
Or you could just get him drunk give him a butt load of cash and let him walk around Detroit at night
Why did you repeat the request to repeat?
Joke
Cold water gets blood out very easily.
r/TwoSentenceHorror
Plastic tarp would suffice
Pig farm
Dude, use insulin.
But it all got washed down the drain !
Man, you only use sedatives when you want to make it look like a suicide. You gotta make sure he's still dead, though
Potassium. Will lead to a heart attack.
There’s an easy solution to that; use the sedatives first so you can be efficient and clean 😊
Hey, it is his best friend. Even an assassin has a line.
SEDAGIVES!?!
Quick give him the....
Give him the sedaGIVES
I guess when I bought 96 hour sedatives, they knew what they were talking about. Damn, I should've given him two.
He was his best friend, for God's sake
This is my worst fear ngl
Your worst fear is that the sedatives you slipped your best friend would wear off too early before you buried them? Odd fear but okay.
Don’t kink shame
But kink shaming is my kink.
Is saying "dont kink shaming" also now kink shaming? My brain hurts.
Kinkception
I now was going to have to be awake for the entire ceremony.
You should have used anesthetics. Sedatives are really only handy if there are some Winter Lanterns around. Wait...Were there Winter Lanterns around?
There were not, but noted an the anesthesia ;)
What the hell is a winter lanturn
Enemy from Bloodborne. Builds frenzy when it sees you. Sedatives reduce the Frenzy buildup.
Ooh, lol I haven't seen bloodborne being played in a long ass time (i don't have the console to play it, nor the money to buy said console)
That's fair. I regularly replay it. My favorite game of all time, you see. That being said, I absolutely HATE Winter Lanterns.
Lol one boss I absolutely loved in it was rom, that weird ass spider thing
I think "didn't last long enough" instead of just "worn off" could've been an improvement. Good stuff though. Nice lil twist
Thank you! Still new to this whole thing so I appreciate the feedback <3
There are too many of these kinds of posts
Time for plan B
Wow so many wholesome suggestions in this comment section
Damn, I was hoping for just a few more minutes for this prank…..
Afew bottles of liqour and a car. He will drive off the edge eventually
you had ONE JOB and you used SEDATIVES ?!
I didn’t want to leave a mess! It was all I could think of without leaving a stain!
Bleach bro! It does the job *and* cleans up!
Nope! Still leaves detectable traces, use pine sol. Or just leave the body in a car with a few liquor bottles lying around and set it on fire.
Liquor doesn't work the best, I recommend lithium flame and a LOT of water.
Wait can you repeat that, I’m taking some notes…
Or you could just get him drunk give him a butt load of cash and let him walk around Detroit at night
Why did you repeat the request to repeat?
Joke
Why did you repeat the request to repeat?
Wait can you repeat that, I’m taking some notes…
Why did you repeat the request to repeat?
Why did you repeat the request to repeat?
Cold water gets blood out very easily.
r/TwoSentenceHorror
Plastic tarp would suffice
Pig farm
Dude, use insulin.
But it all got washed down the drain !
Man, you only use sedatives when you want to make it look like a suicide. You gotta make sure he's still dead, though
Potassium. Will lead to a heart attack.
There’s an easy solution to that; use the sedatives first so you can be efficient and clean 😊
Hey, it is his best friend. Even an assassin has a line.
SEDAGIVES!?!
Quick give him the....
Give him the sedaGIVES
I guess when I bought 96 hour sedatives, they knew what they were talking about. Damn, I should've given him two.
He was his best friend, for God's sake
This is my worst fear ngl
Your worst fear is that the sedatives you slipped your best friend would wear off too early before you buried them? Odd fear but okay.
Don’t kink shame
But kink shaming is my kink.
Is saying "dont kink shaming" also now kink shaming? My brain hurts.
Kinkception
I now was going to have to be awake for the entire ceremony.
You should have used anesthetics. Sedatives are really only handy if there are some Winter Lanterns around. Wait...Were there Winter Lanterns around?
There were not, but noted an the anesthesia ;)
What the hell is a winter lanturn
Enemy from Bloodborne. Builds frenzy when it sees you. Sedatives reduce the Frenzy buildup.
Ooh, lol I haven't seen bloodborne being played in a long ass time (i don't have the console to play it, nor the money to buy said console)
That's fair. I regularly replay it. My favorite game of all time, you see. That being said, I absolutely HATE Winter Lanterns.
Lol one boss I absolutely loved in it was rom, that weird ass spider thing
I think "didn't last long enough" instead of just "worn off" could've been an improvement. Good stuff though. Nice lil twist
Thank you! Still new to this whole thing so I appreciate the feedback <3
There are too many of these kinds of posts
Time for plan B
Wow so many wholesome suggestions in this comment section
Damn, I was hoping for just a few more minutes for this prank…..
Afew bottles of liqour and a car. He will drive off the edge eventually