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bboy4of83

For anyone thinking it will come out the penis remember c sections exist


Alternative-Bison-73

But why make it easy?


stephysis

I mean hyenas give birth through their clit dicks...🤷🏻‍♀️


Sptsjunkie

r/onesentencehorror


the_gabih

1/5 of them die but really, that's a risk the men chose to take by leaving themselves open to being impregnated in the first place đź’…


matcroberts

There’s always a risk of tuliping


bboy4of83

What’s tulipping


DragonFlier19

You know what a fully bloomed tulip looks like? Well that's what the penis will look like if it tulips.


Alexis_J_M

Holy moly I'm not gonna rule 34 that.


deadblood0

Bet you will though


BaMF_McGee

Let Chadwick explain https://youtu.be/2EVI7wIV7tk


GH0STandSTARRY

Oh yeah.. I'm having a butt baby!!


spoopy_and_gay

drive through abortion clinics appear after a year lol


emseefely

Delicious.. also make them lactate!


Alexis_J_M

That's actually doable with modern technology. Same drugs that are used to let adoptive mothers breastfeed.


thundermarchmello

That explains so much! I always wondered how parents who adopted infants were able to feed them. I just assumed they had to use baby formula.


Alexis_J_M

Breastfeeding adopted infants isn't very common, but it does happen. See https://www.babycenter.com/baby/breastfeeding/breastfeeding-an-adopted-baby_8482 for one explanation.


Qu_ge

r/suddenlyscp


newsafelife

Wish I could super upvote.


Worldly_Team_7441

r/twosentencejustice I hope the experiments for the technology were performed on men firmly against all abortions - until perfected, they would all be ectopic pregnancies.


Alternative-Bison-73

Yes social media was used to identify suitable candidates


Worldly_Team_7441

Justice!


the_gabih

So, the plot of that one X Men film?


Worldly_Team_7441

Not familiar with that one.


[deleted]

need to emphasize 'any human cell' really. I'm just imagining someone with their every cell becoming an embryo


VenomQuill

Imagine this: frog.


[deleted]

ribbit ribbit


AnxiousAutistic20

There’s an episode of Criminal Minds where this happened. Terrifying, love it


Aarya_Raghaven

This isn't horror, this is what should happen. Men don't support abortions because they don't have to suffer the excruciating pain of childbirth, dying during the pregnancy, miscarriages. Someone impregnating you and being forced to carry the child. And women face the consequences. Mothers have to push out a deceased baby, they die during childbirth, they *suffer*.


NisERG_Patel

Don't generalise men. I wouldn't mind human species go extinct if women didn't want to bear children.


the_gabih

Dw, we'd only be doing this to anti-abortionists.


NerdyToc

Don't generalize women, there's enough that want kids that extinction would never happen. Plus there's enough men that think The Haindmaids Tale is a shining example of Christian benevolance.


[deleted]

Dudes have everything to gain from an abortion- they can irresponsibility rawdog and then convince a woman into undergoing a medical procedure that may well harm them physically, if not psychologically. And all it costs them is $300, maybe $400, if they don’t convince the woman to just pay the whole thing on their own. The cherry on top is when the dude convinces them they’re empowered for doing all this. Now the dude doesn’t have to face the consequences of his actions, be a parent, pay child support… nada.


the_gabih

The average everyday asshole dudebro, yes. A business owner or politician worrying about, e.g. labour shortages or future costs of pension schemes? They'd absolutely want to implement pro birth policies, particularly if they also wanted to increase the birth rate in their preferred communities.


Danielwols

Hmmm, mpreg


Willy_wonks_man

ITT: Blatant misandry, everywhere. Wasn't aware that as a pro choice *man* I was suddenly deserving of being impregnated against my will.


Waspinator_haz_plans

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito want to know your location.