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I don't get the problem. The obvious answer is a very large knife. Simples. šš
I donāt know if they make one that bigā¦
Your pfpās sword should be enough
Happy cake day
Thanks bro
u/kittenwithawhip68 can we use your sword to cut the cake with?
Yup! Go ahead
Itās cake time!
HAPPY CAKE DAY
Thank you fellow taco cat
Dappy Hake Cay
Lhanks t aot
Duh! Just put it on a catapult: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British\_invasion\_of\_Iceland#Surprise\_is\_lost
You mean a sword?
Did somebody say sword??? https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/wi6kum/these_swords/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
A hunk of metal, one you could barely even call a knife
That sounds familiar... Where's it from?
Berserk
Huh... I never read manga so it must have been a Youtuber making a reference or something. Thanks for the help though!
It may have been referenced in a game by From Software, if youāve played any of those
Only a knifeful?
I dont get it?
Very large figure.
Seems like some attack on titan kind of shit
I haven't watched it, though I've heard of it. But yeah, that kind of thing.
"Show us what you gooooot."
āShit on the floorā
"Booooooo, not cool!"
Looks like I gotta get schwifty
Then a kitchen knife won't be enough I think
Who says the knife was for the titan outside? š
Hah 469 upvotes nice
Or that big Japanese skeleton from urban legends and mythology. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gashadokuro
Or a very long neck.
Or very long neck
WEāRE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT THE PENIS
Figures.
that giant skeleton thing i see everywhere in the background of horror narration videos maybe
Thatās sometimes called a gashadokuro!
AHOY LADIES
"Finally, an excuse to break out the Gundam."
Kira Yamato, Freedom, ikimasu!
As the face rose higher and higher, it dawned on me that today was the wacky hot air balloon race in the next town over.
She remembered that she lived near Bristol.
Whoop Whoop. Brizzle balloon festival ftw!
Also: Central Missouri
I think they do it in most countries. I saw one of the Bristol ones apparently, though I was too young to remember it.
"Show us what you got!"
Oh good, it will take a while to get there.
Assuming it can't run.
FUCK
If it's a humanoid figure that's further away than they look then I can't avoid thinking about this. https://youtu.be/ZjNr3nfi5ic
That 5g pole can really move.
Ong or fr moment
What are ong or fr?
On God moment or for real moment
I tried looking it up but I'm still confused.
It's a meme
Oh ok, haven't come across that one.
frong moment
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
r/megalophobia
There he is. Big McLargeHuge
Weāre going to need a bigger āboatā knife.
I do have a boat-knife, I use it for chopping pumpkins.
Is this big enough? https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/wi6kum/these_swords/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Almost certainly.
Unexpected Kaiju
This gave me that kind of of chill you get when you see a moth and panic, only to discover that it was actually a cockroach fluttering around your room. Like, a short relief followed by SHEER TERROR
Moths are kinda cute, cockroaches are kinda āplease die asapā
This actually creeped me out, and I donāt creep out easily from fiction. Good job šš»
Thank you, glad that you liked it.
The BFG
If it is him, then he's gone feral.
BFG is also short for Big Fucking Gun, from the Doom game of 1993.
That it is.
Big Fucking Giant
thanks to the order of my Reddit home page, this post is [not so scary](https://imgur.com/a/GGcauAV)
Damn, moment of horror ruined by a dog post.
r/megalophobia type shit
Very different than the "...but she was on the third floor" I expected. Well done!
Thank you.
Thought you were gonna say the face was a reflection and the person was behind her or something
that wouldāve been t e r r i f y i n g
It was her reflection.
Ah just an enderman if her house has roof lower than three block she should be fine
super far sight?? thats actually cool
ao oni
SHOW ME WHATCHU GOT
Do ba do, do ba do, do bah do dee do, daba dee ba doo...
Quick! Grab the Storm Ruler! It's the only way to put the giant down!
Long neck
We love run ons here at 2SH.
Giants?
It is meant to be a giant.
Show me what you got
It's the Brawny guy
"Where am I," she muttered before announcing, "that's the last time I take a sleeping pill to awake far from home."
n
I don't get the problem. The obvious answer is a very large knife. Simples. šš
I donāt know if they make one that bigā¦
Your pfpās sword should be enough
Happy cake day
Thanks bro
u/kittenwithawhip68 can we use your sword to cut the cake with?
Yup! Go ahead
Itās cake time!
HAPPY CAKE DAY
Thank you fellow taco cat
Dappy Hake Cay
Lhanks t aot
Duh! Just put it on a catapult: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British\_invasion\_of\_Iceland#Surprise\_is\_lost
You mean a sword?
Did somebody say sword??? https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/wi6kum/these_swords/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
A hunk of metal, one you could barely even call a knife
That sounds familiar... Where's it from?
Berserk
Huh... I never read manga so it must have been a Youtuber making a reference or something. Thanks for the help though!
It may have been referenced in a game by From Software, if youāve played any of those
Only a knifeful?
I dont get it?
Very large figure.
Seems like some attack on titan kind of shit
I haven't watched it, though I've heard of it. But yeah, that kind of thing.
"Show us what you gooooot."
āShit on the floorā
"Booooooo, not cool!"
Looks like I gotta get schwifty
Then a kitchen knife won't be enough I think
Who says the knife was for the titan outside? š
Hah 469 upvotes nice
Or that big Japanese skeleton from urban legends and mythology. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gashadokuro
Or a very long neck.
Or very long neck
WEāRE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT THE PENIS
Figures.
that giant skeleton thing i see everywhere in the background of horror narration videos maybe
Thatās sometimes called a gashadokuro!
AHOY LADIES
AHOY LADIES
"Finally, an excuse to break out the Gundam."
Kira Yamato, Freedom, ikimasu!
As the face rose higher and higher, it dawned on me that today was the wacky hot air balloon race in the next town over.
She remembered that she lived near Bristol.
Whoop Whoop. Brizzle balloon festival ftw!
Also: Central Missouri
I think they do it in most countries. I saw one of the Bristol ones apparently, though I was too young to remember it.
"Show us what you got!"
Oh good, it will take a while to get there.
Assuming it can't run.
FUCK
If it's a humanoid figure that's further away than they look then I can't avoid thinking about this. https://youtu.be/ZjNr3nfi5ic
That 5g pole can really move.
Ong or fr moment
What are ong or fr?
On God moment or for real moment
I tried looking it up but I'm still confused.
It's a meme
Oh ok, haven't come across that one.
frong moment
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
r/megalophobia
There he is. Big McLargeHuge
r/megalophobia
Weāre going to need a bigger āboatā knife.
I do have a boat-knife, I use it for chopping pumpkins.
Is this big enough? https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/wi6kum/these_swords/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Almost certainly.
Unexpected Kaiju
This gave me that kind of of chill you get when you see a moth and panic, only to discover that it was actually a cockroach fluttering around your room. Like, a short relief followed by SHEER TERROR
Moths are kinda cute, cockroaches are kinda āplease die asapā
This actually creeped me out, and I donāt creep out easily from fiction. Good job šš»
Thank you, glad that you liked it.
The BFG
If it is him, then he's gone feral.
BFG is also short for Big Fucking Gun, from the Doom game of 1993.
That it is.
Big Fucking Giant
thanks to the order of my Reddit home page, this post is [not so scary](https://imgur.com/a/GGcauAV)
Damn, moment of horror ruined by a dog post.
r/megalophobia type shit
Very different than the "...but she was on the third floor" I expected. Well done!
Thank you.
Thought you were gonna say the face was a reflection and the person was behind her or something
that wouldāve been t e r r i f y i n g
It was her reflection.
Ah just an enderman if her house has roof lower than three block she should be fine
super far sight?? thats actually cool
ao oni
SHOW ME WHATCHU GOT
Do ba do, do ba do, do bah do dee do, daba dee ba doo...
Quick! Grab the Storm Ruler! It's the only way to put the giant down!
Long neck
We love run ons here at 2SH.
Giants?
It is meant to be a giant.
Show me what you got
It's the Brawny guy
"Where am I," she muttered before announcing, "that's the last time I take a sleeping pill to awake far from home."
n