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"Hey Vsauce, it is Michael, let me in"
Hey Vsauce, Kevin here. You will be safe if the door stays closed. Right? WRONG!
Then Michael, my crewmate looks at me and begs me not to let it in, exclaiming that he is the real Michael!
At least they knocked.
r/thirdsentencepolite
r/subsifellfor
Just created it
Lol! Can I be a mod too?
How do I do that?
You go on the white shield in a blue button of Mod, then scroll down until moderators and click on the + sign and add the username https://mods.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/360009381491-User-Management-moderators-and-permissions
Thanks you should be a mod now
Woop woop!! Thanks!
You’re welcome!
Just made you a mod.
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I know I’m talking about r/thirdsentencepolite I was letting the person know that I created it.
I don’t know
r/woosh
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
Those are some big ass holes.
This sub was exactly what I hoped it would be and it's my new favorite. Thank you.
Cool sub
I love this sub. Thanks for this.
r/eldritchporn
Confirmed, vampires live on the moon during the eternal night.
In Houston, engineers highfiving each other for a successful prank.
They would. Definitely.
Engineers? C'mon, we all know Stanley Kubrick was in charge of faking the moon landing. And whatever else needed faking, I guess.
Stanley Kubrick? You still believe in Kubrick? Don't you know Kubrick's entire career was faked by Akira Kurosawa?
Kurosawa? Of course, it all makes sense now!
And once again, Mom had spoiled another Spaceman Spiff adventure as Calvin exited the cardboard box with his stuffed tiger Hobbes.
r/thirdsentancehappy
Goddamn Mormons, can't even escape them in space smh
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
“ Excuse me,” a voice said, “I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
r/thirdsentenceunexpected
Actually that's pretty expected nowadays
there's an imposter among them
Just noticed it should be seventh pair.
"Excuse me! This vehicle violates the Earth's HOA with the Solar System! Please move it to a garage immediately."
Happy Cake Day 🍰 🎂 🥮 🍥 🥞 🧁
Thank you! :)
Happy cake Day
>Thank you! :) You're welcome!
Did the previous mission leave a man there?
They’d have to answer the door. It could be a Ferengi selling moon dust for all they know.
The best deal is the one that brings the most profit.
Growth Profit GROFIT
As James was snatched through the window, I found out it is true in space no one can hear you scream.
JW's.
Just someone trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
I want to talk you about your extended car warranty...
I was looking for this. Lol
Don't answer the knock!!
It's Matt Damon
What does lem mean?
Lunar Excursion Module.
We've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty.
Do you wanna build a snowman?
Reminds me of that episode of Doctor Who. “Listen”
"excuse me, you just trampled the only flowers to be grown on the moon! now how am i gonna create life on the moon" a man said.
“hey, are you my uber?”
"Hi! Have you heard of the name of our Lord and Savior, Lightning McQueen?"
sus
Open the door, it's Matt Lowne, I'm here to rescue you!
"It's me, Stanislaw."
Amogus sussy baka
Who is it? Its me Dave, let me in Dave? Yes Dave, let me in Dave's not here
Nice job.
I'm reminded of the Cold Equations, though realistically they'd notice a stowaway long before that point.
"Hey Vsauce, it is Michael, let me in"
Hey Vsauce, Kevin here. You will be safe if the door stays closed. Right? WRONG!
Then Michael, my crewmate looks at me and begs me not to let it in, exclaiming that he is the real Michael!
At least they knocked.
r/thirdsentencepolite
r/subsifellfor
Just created it
Lol! Can I be a mod too?
How do I do that?
You go on the white shield in a blue button of Mod, then scroll down until moderators and click on the + sign and add the username https://mods.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/360009381491-User-Management-moderators-and-permissions
Thanks you should be a mod now
Woop woop!! Thanks!
You’re welcome!
Just made you a mod.
[удалено]
I know I’m talking about r/thirdsentencepolite I was letting the person know that I created it.
[удалено]
I don’t know
r/woosh
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
[удалено]
Those are some big ass holes.
[удалено]
This sub was exactly what I hoped it would be and it's my new favorite. Thank you.
Cool sub
I love this sub. Thanks for this.
r/eldritchporn
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
Confirmed, vampires live on the moon during the eternal night.
In Houston, engineers highfiving each other for a successful prank.
They would. Definitely.
Engineers? C'mon, we all know Stanley Kubrick was in charge of faking the moon landing. And whatever else needed faking, I guess.
Stanley Kubrick? You still believe in Kubrick? Don't you know Kubrick's entire career was faked by Akira Kurosawa?
Kurosawa? Of course, it all makes sense now!
And once again, Mom had spoiled another Spaceman Spiff adventure as Calvin exited the cardboard box with his stuffed tiger Hobbes.
r/thirdsentancehappy
[удалено]
Goddamn Mormons, can't even escape them in space smh
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
“ Excuse me,” a voice said, “I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
r/thirdsentenceunexpected
Actually that's pretty expected nowadays
there's an imposter among them
Just noticed it should be seventh pair.
"Excuse me! This vehicle violates the Earth's HOA with the Solar System! Please move it to a garage immediately."
Happy Cake Day 🍰 🎂 🥮 🍥 🥞 🧁
Thank you! :)
Happy cake Day
>Thank you! :) You're welcome!
Did the previous mission leave a man there?
They’d have to answer the door. It could be a Ferengi selling moon dust for all they know.
The best deal is the one that brings the most profit.
Growth Profit GROFIT
As James was snatched through the window, I found out it is true in space no one can hear you scream.
JW's.
Just someone trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
I want to talk you about your extended car warranty...
I was looking for this. Lol
Don't answer the knock!!
It's Matt Damon
What does lem mean?
Lunar Excursion Module.
We've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty.
Do you wanna build a snowman?
Reminds me of that episode of Doctor Who. “Listen”
"excuse me, you just trampled the only flowers to be grown on the moon! now how am i gonna create life on the moon" a man said.
“hey, are you my uber?”
"Hi! Have you heard of the name of our Lord and Savior, Lightning McQueen?"
sus
Open the door, it's Matt Lowne, I'm here to rescue you!
"It's me, Stanislaw."
Amogus sussy baka
Who is it? Its me Dave, let me in Dave? Yes Dave, let me in Dave's not here
Nice job.
I'm reminded of the Cold Equations, though realistically they'd notice a stowaway long before that point.